#the og manwhore

[teddypickerry]

“women in male fields” but it’s just rory gilmore running away after all three of her boyfriends said i love you.

[girldriveroscar]

more gym motivation for those in desperate need

[albi-bumblebee]

why is it so hard to find fics where Sirius is exonerated and Harry lives with him that aren’t wolfstar OR insufferably-heterosexual!Sirius😭😭😭authors i promise you there is a middle ground between wolfstar and lowkey misogynistic womanizer Sirius🙏🙏🙏

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Rose: Julius Caesar has been dead for 2,067 slutty, slutty years.

[ryattcos]

[fandomsnoccasionalscreaming]

kirk’s shirt really ripped when he got punched

any excuse for the man boobs huh

(1x16 Shore Leave)

[daughterofthemuse]

I've seen tumblr called a hellsite, and I never used to understand it (maybe that's just my corner of tumblr tho)

And now a full third of the EPIC content on my dash is this AU.

They were right. They were so right

Like Father, Like Son..

I might have been inspired by the whole manwhore AU and did a lil' sketch xD hopefully the format works, I'm still learning

[ghostyolive]

Everytime I see something like "og greed was just edgy and had nothing interesting until he became greedling" i die inside a little.

He fucking tricked you! He got your ass!!!! That is literally what greed as a character wants everybody to think. He's built on pretending that he's some tough guy edgelord, but when push comes to shove he absolutely cannot keep his cool when his friends are in serious danger!! And he fucking lives his friends. There's no Greedling regaining Greed’s memories through Bido without Bido having been a seriously and deeply important friend. There's no Greed contradicting what he said to Ed without him seriously caring about Roa and Dolcetto. There's no Greed apologizing for shoving Martel without him being friendly with her (because he sure doesn't legitimately apologize to Ed about fighting him) and he also wouldn't being trying to comfort Al without having respect and care for kids

While you were busy drawing twinkified Greed, I was studying the holy texts (FMA fullmetal edition volume 5.) Now appreciate manwhore greed and his complexity or face my blade

[hostilecandle]

I know this fandom loves their Ghoap. (And I do too! Don't get me wrong. Quite frankly all the 141 are gay and dating if ya ask me) But I LOSE MY MIND the second I see even a crumb of just Soap and Price 😵‍💫😵‍💫

I am barking like a feral fucking dog. I am looking as disrespectfully as possible. Foaming at the fucking mouth over this ship. The blind faith Soap has in Price both in the og mw series and the reboot (while subtler we still get dialog options that shows Soaps full trust in Price even against ghosts warning in response) just gets to me in a way none of the other ships in this fandom do.

I'm such a manwhore for that mentor/mentee dynamic. Go absolutely nuts for it. Younger man trying so desperately to impress the man he looks up too just for a drop of praise and the clap of a hand on the shoulder. Full unwavering certainty the man he looks up to will be there it's just sooooooooo good😵‍💫😵‍💫

Bonus points for Soap seducing Price. He knows what he wants and he wants that man right now.

[marshmallowcat666]

Manlet, Manwhore, Manslayer as ship dynamic but poly meme!

Og ship dynamic but poly post (as far as I can find, correct me if I’m wrong)

[princess-of-purple-prose]

[ID: A collection of screencaps from Trigun 98 and Trigun Stampede of Vash and Wolfwood overlaid with text posts and tweets.

Stampede: Official art of Vash and Wolfwood + Post by @/elicash which says: "what if there was a repressed blond man in love with a dark-haired maniac."

98: Vash trying to take his water bottle back from Wolfwood, who squints at him + Tweet by @/Abdul_wun that says: "I believe in annoyed at first sight."

Stampede: Vash shouts with frustration at a frowning Wolfwood + Post by @/calellon that says: "yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now."

98: Meryl and Milly look at Vash and Wolfwood, who are smiling at each other + Post by @/zeravmeta that says: "If he's your man then why is he MY thematic parallel"

Stampede: Wolfwood shouts at Vash while firing the Punisher + Post by @/normal-horoscopes in all caps that says: "[ASMR] I call you an idiot several times while treating your stab wounds"

Stampede: Vash smiling sweetly at Wolfwood + Post by @/americiumam that says: "i'm not arguing with a man with brown eyes. whatever you say gorgeous"

98: Wolfwood leans in close to a surprised Vash's face + Post by @/lightswitchcat (deactivated) that says: "Look buddy, these lips ain't gonna kiss themselves"

Stampede: Vash and Wolfwood stand on the sandsteamer. Vash says via tweet by @/idksomedumbshit, "i can't mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one boys," and Wolfwood replies via Tumblr comment by @/r4cs0, "Manslaughter it is then"

98: Vash and Wolfwood laughing obnoxiously on the bus + Post by @/podencos which says: "Real love is when you're both dumbasses"

Stampede: Wolfwood scowling and saying "You really mess with me" + Post by @/949520 (deactivated) which says: "Tell me I'm cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later." End ID]

Vashwood + Text Posts

[pelideswhore]

Odysseus and Penelope are so mansplain, manipulate, manwhore x gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. Love how they were tricking and conning everyone

you are so right. they were the og’s. they coined the terms.

[unfortunately-lilith]

50 NOTES TELL US THE EX BOYFRIENDS EX GIRLFRIEND STORY

well here is the story time lmao. (I also updated the OG post)

I dated this guy like a year ago, let’s call him Az (very manipulative manwhore type, that’s a whole other story), so before I dated Az he dated this girl, who we’re calling Della (she’s all over the place, and in her mental hospital era)

Anyway after me and az broke up I ended up becoming friends with Della, she quickly told me that she liked me but I had basically no response

anyways a week later Della and az got back together and that lasted a little under a month (it was messy) (it always is with them, they are very on an off)

then like two weeks after that, I’m still friends with Della and she ends up telling me that she’s liked me since we started being friends and all through her and Az’s second relationship

Long story short I don’t think I like her 😭, I like another girl, (that’s a whole other story) but I haven’t told her that, I think she just assumes I don’t like her

She said she doesn’t expect anything to come of it so I guess we are just friends?

[trippinsorrows]

Is this Roman the same stoic no feelings manwhore?

Cause if he is, I can see Samantha thinking Roman ain't gonna give a fuck about the baby or Solana, and just forgetting about it once Solana is gone. Especially if he gave her the "arranged married = having a heir, nothing more" speech he used with Solana back in the day 💀

i think i am gonna lean more on the og roman from ltye in this au, so yes, he's not very good at feelings. at least, not until solana.

and, like you pointed out, it helps support the narrative that sam is unaware of not even considering roman is still with solana, cause this nigga don't like damn near nobody but his little sister, and even vai keep this man stressed lmao

[digital999placebo]

I love when ppl post rants about fandoms except they don’t mention the fandom or the characters by name it’s just some vague description of their personality like “military man” “manwhore” “girls boss from Naples” n they don’t even tag the fandom in the og post it’s just an immediate thought from the brain. they’ve cultivated their following so good, everyone just knows. It’s telepathy. Even better when u find out it’s just some kid shows. People making the most raw, emotional, n tender content on Blues Clues

[moyazaika]

KUINA. MOTHER? IS THAT MOTHER?? Everyone else out here lookin busted af meanwhile queenie is standing there PLUCKED not a hair out of place. She graduated from the university of cuntology with a degree in servitude of motherology and minored in face card banking. I'm sorry she was letting y’all HAVE IT.

Good to have you back! Hope you are coping with the impending doom of summer, where the sun has no mercy and the shade is scarce. Recently I've discovered this fun little movie called Martin from 1977, it's a vampire movie from George A. Romero (the dude behind the og zombie movie, Night of the Living Dead) and it's super fun! I say a vampire movie, but is our boy really a vampire? It's something I like to think about just a lil 🤔 delusional characters r my thing.

OH MY GODNESS YOU UNDERSTANDDDD 1000000% there are people out there who truly believe that the best, most pure way to keep someone with them is to take all of them. Cannibalism is such an intense device in storytelling, especially as a metaphor and I LOVE IT SO MUCH. That kind of obsessive “love” is scary, not just because of the actions a person may take, but the feelings they harbor. People who are so far gone that the only world they live in is the one only they know and experience? What do you mean you think eating someone is the only way to keep them with you??? What version of The Very Hungry Caterpillar were you reading??? This entire topic reminds me of how love and consumption go hand in hand. If someone wants to go as far as to eat someone they love, do they love them? Or do they want to consume them, own them, possess every fiber of their being and become one with them so they can feel complete again? Does possessing a beating heart mean the same as possessing one torn from the chest of a loved one?

also. What does it taste like? I'm just curious. I've heard human meat tastes like chicken.

The other trope I’ve been sent tumbling back into is the classic cult story, maybe it's because I just rewatched Hereditary? I think that demons, or entities of incompressible power, are scary because they can't be emotionally swayed. There's physically nothing you can do or say to persuade an entity that has existed for far longer than you could ever hope to, so you have to shut up and take whatever kind of pain they decide to grace your senses with. How do you change a god's mind? What do you mean I can't mansplain my way out of this one? Y'all why don't valak want me 😔 can't malewife or manwhore our way outta this one fellas 😢

maybe I should stick to human men. - 🕺🕺🕺

just dug this up too cus im going thru asks tonight (i took a 5 hour nap and sleep evades me now. help it’s 3am)

she’s fucking gorgeous serving looks the entire time and i love how that,, didn’t take away from her character complexities. yes she was hot. she also had a complex backstory and emotions which were woven into her character as a woman and fighter. Love how they handled her!!!!!!

i love the way you measure time or describe seasons. it’s so oddly endearing <3

“what version of the very hungry caterpillar were you reading” dawg these bitches were eating the book not reading it 😭😭😭

did yk interestingly there’s a disease where your own proteins go ‘rogue’ (prions) when you consume human meat? i think it’s called kiru/kuru?? they eat the brains of deceased people as a funeral rite (not sure if that’s rooted in respect or love) but it’s crazy to think that this is like. Something Humans Do. yk?

i’ve heard the same!! (fbi agent please don’t hurt me) but speaking of cannibalism i feel like u would love the hannibal tv show. (symbolism is INSANE in this one. also they’re hot as fucj oh yeahh) or yellowjackets. i haven’t finished either but i’ve been told they’re VERY promising from the few eps i saw before life was like Damn Bitch get back on the grind 🤬🤬🤬🤬

I LOVE HEREDITARY the sinking feeling when it dawns on you that they’re all insane. they’re all fucking insane and they believe in their insanity to such an extent convincing them otherwise is a waste of your time. both the God and their followers—nothing you can say to weasel out of this one.

i love a good cult story i have something in my wip but it’s more of a long term project i wanna make a series of (again, once i graduate 😥😥) but oooooh boy Many Thoughts Thunk. the abuse of power… misplaced trust… the feeling of something being just. not normal. even tho it should be. even though everyone around you says it is. the paranoia. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😊😊❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹