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Jan Mojto’s Beta Cinema has announced first pre-sales for feature film “The Offing,” which will star and is executive produced by Helena Bonham Carter. Jessica Hobbs, who won an Emmy Award for “The Crown,” directs the U.K.-set English-language project.
“The Offing,” based on a bestselling novel by Benjamin Myers, is set in North-East England, shortly after the war. (Variety)
#helena bonham carter#the crown netflix#the crown#the offing movie#the offing#benjamin myers#emmy award winning#female director#jessica hobbs#post world war ii#northeast england#the crown cast#thecrownnet#post war england#nostalgia
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FNAF Movie William judges Vanessa's friends..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#william afton#steve raglan#fnaf vanessa#vanessa afton#vanessa shelly#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#William being an awful father again#this is why Vanessa has no friends#her dad keeps offing them#I hope we get more info to Vanessa’s and William’s relationship#cause from what’s hinted in the og movie it’s complicated#I genuinely got the impression Vanessa was helping Will over up things#her being a cop even helps her to do that#So just know their deal is passed even being strained#I’m so sorry Vanessa I hope you get to set him on fire someday 🩵
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I was rolling around this post in my brain, considering the manhole cover-shield scene and I had this...thought about a fun, semi-angsty off-screen scenario after the general hullabaloo from Bowser's incursion into Brooklyn has calmed down.
We know from the movie that Mario is injured during the final fight with Bowser, that he had a plethora of cuts and nasty bruises that would need attention. We also know from the movie that Luigi, our unhinged king, picked up a metal manhole cover to block fire.
Basic science would tell us that this manhole cover likely reached some excruciating temperatures rather quickly, and that Luigi's gloves/outfit (which, considering their junked-up van), were probably not the highest quality. Meaning, I have a feeling our green hero might have accumulated a few burn injuries and, given what we know about his character, might have neglected to say anything about this.
Anyway, cue Mario and Luigi getting ready for bed after the whole crazy day, and Luigi, who is so tired he isn't even thinking about what he's doing at this point, absently changing into his sleeping shirt. That's when Mario notices the burn marks. That's when Mario freaks out like the highly protective older brother he is.
#hello there#super mario brothers movie spoilers#luigi#mario#i would write this but i have two other projects right now that i NEED to finish#so enjoy this little headcanon#(yes yes i know the superstar would probably cure many ills but let me have my angst)#(super angst level: burn marks make another appearance in spm as that's how dimentio offed the whole cast - luigi twice. There is...)#(...fertile angst soil to till here)#luigi brain rot
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I thought it was criminal to post the comic strip and not the video I made it for. So here is the tiktok of the Villain Tadashi concept I’ve been obsessed with lately. Some people asked for my headcanons so I put them in the tags!
Design is by me! Concept is from a different tiktok video about a fan altered BH6 ending. I live here now.
#head cannons at the bottom#big hero 6#big hero 6 fanart#hiro hamada#tadashi hamada#villain tadashi hamada#bh6#bh6 fanart#tadashi hamada fanart#HEADCANONS START NOW#Tadashi is brainwashed by Callaghan that Krei was targeting Hiro and tried offing Tadashi off as a preventative measure#Tadashi was in a coma and healing for 6 months after the explosion. 1 month after the events of the movie#He doesn’t actually appear before Hiro until after a few battles#during their battles Tadashi only recognizes hiro and not the others#He makes it a point to not harm Hiro and it makes for some funny scenes#Callaghan ties Tadashi up in technicalities by saying he’s already committed crimes so he can’t go back to his old life#I have so much more. tell me if you want them
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I literally feel that there is no hope for the future
#if i'm being honest stupid as it may sound the peaky blinders movie is the only thing keeping me alive right now#that and my fics#if i didn't have that to look forward to i'd probably have offed myself tonight#i'm so fucking sad and scared and heartbroken right now#i’ve just been sitting in my room crying for like two hours now#lily babbles#us election
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Oh of course my exs i watched midsommar with entire analysis of dani as a character was that she was 'annoying'. Uh I mean did I feel held by him
#her bpd sister decided to take her parents with her as she offed herself n she was still walking around eggshells so her piece of shit bf#doesnt think she's needy or isnt inconvenienced in any way i know you dont get it#the cultists were the only people to make her feel any sense of community and emotional support#its ironic he showed me this movie
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In me heart, Killer Frequency has like, 8 movies, 2 failed reboots, and a tv miniseries.
#the second movie sees henry tryign to somewhat adjust af6er marie stepped off whistling point.#He pulls an axel and ends up killing a buncha cops and shit to avenge marie#movie 3 sees marie return a la ft13 part 6. its very sexy. they go on a murder spree again and marie walks off into the mosty woods#while henry ia shot and left for dead.#movie 4 is full of red herrings and a mysterious figure turns out to be henry after he survived the shot. the duo reunite#movie 5 is the copycat killer thay is ultimately offed by marie and henry. henry is killed for real. undead marie is distraught#she goes on a rampage and gets exploded. the town thinks its all finally over#but henrys hand rises from a shallow grave in a post credits scene#movie 6 henry rolls up to exact revenge for his mom AGAIN this is probably where some of the kills have a sense of humour to them#movie 7 is the obligatory Whistling Man In Space movie. henry has been played by a wwe wrestler since movie 6#he shows.significant decay but turns out the alien nonsense suddenly made him powerful and idk brings back marie Again probably.#movie 8 was the crossover event slasher royale movie. marie and henry have an upper hand and emerge victorious.#the first reboot attempted to be super gritty and replaces forrest and peggy with college students with a campus radio program.#it was terribly received.#the second reboot attempted to place the focus on henry and made him the main murderer while saying he was possessed by a demon#this was one is widely considered to be the worst in the franchise.#the miniseries is a retelling of the original and is faithful to the source#its well appreciated for it even if critics said it was unimaginitive. the fans liked it bc it was clearly made for the fans.#why the FUCK have I put all these in the notes.#killer frequency#send help im so brain dill about this
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just watched 21 jump street and looked up the cast bc thats what i do when i watch movies and found out that there was a tv show also named 21 jump street that the movie was a kinda sorta but not really sequel to the show and that the random cameo with johnny depp at the end was in fact not a random famous comedic actor cameo at all bc he was like the main character in the original tv show and that led me down a weird rabbit hole (incoming pun not intended) and learned about the other cops in that show one of them being Judy Hoffs which if youre like me ur former disney brain immediately connected that to Judy Hopps from zootopia and looked it up to see if it was intentional and apparently the name (and job) similarities were not supposed to be a reference on the zootopia team's part and its "just a play on how rabbits jump" and they were "unaware of the 21 jump street character when naming judy" which i think is some pretty big bullshit because theres no way a character who's first name is Judy and last name is hopps (spelled with two P's the way hoFFs is spelled) and just so happens to also be a young and brand new cop is just a crazy random coincidence
#no paragraph breaks bc this is how my brain works when im in lore deepdive mode#no ones gonna read this but whatever#anyway i didnt think id like 21 jump street the movie bc i usually hate 2010s R- comedy movies#and like anything jonah hill is in HAHA#but i figured ive gone long enough not knowing its references and also i felt like doing a channing tatum binge#bUt i actually giggled at a few jokes i hate to say#most of them were on channings part hes pretty funny. cant stand jonah hill tho sorry not sorry#also they look nothing alike but the amount of times i mix up tom hardy and channing tatum in my head is fucking crazy#anyway#kats movie rants#also i'll bring this up in everything thats relevant but i fucking love Zootopia ive seen it so many times#ive read and watched so many concept videos of the movie in preproduction and making ofs and docu's of that movie omfg#also yes i love nick wilde no not like that hes just silly goofy okay i just love suave sarcastic (fox) characters i swear#every time i remember how the movie plot was supposed to go (shock collars) another little piece of me dies inside because#goddamn its such a good and heartwrenching concept and i still wanna see it on the big screen SO BAD#especially all the test animations and storyboards they already did for that plot line OUGH IT LOOKED SO GOOD#and the fact that the supposed building that nick owned in the concept can be seen (delapadated) in the bkrd of the movie in a scene too BR#god i cant stop talking about it now oh god i unleashed my own beast i need to stop im stopping okay goodnight#yeah so if u cant tell i really love zootopia HAHA
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remembering the time i watched a video essay breaking down a transphobic movie and it made me feel like shit but i held out that it would have a happy ending and it would make me feel better. it didnt.
#i wanted the video essay to end with “but ACTUALLY the trans dude this movie was based on is still trans and leading a happy life”#but it actually ended with “he offed himself tragically due to transphobia and depression”#which really fucking sucked#because i was holding out hope for a happy transmasc story to make me feel better after a disgusting transphobic documentary#tw sui mention#sui mention#three pigeons in a trench coat
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boston is so creepy?? he's SO creepy he's so fucking creepy an absolute creeping creeper creep who creeps he's got his own creepy music and his creepy dark room and his creepy leering and ogling and lying and looming and molesting and coercing creepy creepy creepy creeper
#i'm gifing the car scene for whump and he is literally creeping over to top's side with horror movie music playing in the background wtf#if you find yourself alone in a car with a guy like that learn from top's mistakes and fucking run#ofs liveblog
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gonna watch a hard day's night again if I can work the tv
#omg kiera no one cares#and if u love me please share your apple TV amazon prime other accounts so i can watch the other movies and not cry all night THANK YOU#beatles will save me once more from offing myself <3#although do not ask me about a few songs rn cause
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Helena Bonham Carter to Star in 'The Offing', Reteaming With 'The Crown' Director Jessica Hobbs Helena Bonham Carter will star in the film adaptation of “The Offing,” the bestselling novel by Benjamin Myers, a poignant tale of an unlikely friendship. Jessica Hobbs, who won an Emmy for “The Crown,” will direct the period drama, with Bonham Carter serving as executive producer. Beta Cinema is kicking off pre-sales at the Berlin Film Festival. The film is set in North-East England shortly after World War II. It opens on Robert, 16, the shy, nature-loving son of a miner, who sets out to see a little more of the world before he follows his father down the pit. He gets as far as Dulcie (Bonham Carter), a hard drinking, foul-mouthed, bohemian recluse several times his age. Under her eccentric tutelage, his life opens up to food, girls, and the transformative beauty of poetry as Dulcie recognizes a potential in Robert that he doesn’t yet see in himself. But while Dulcie’s cottage and garden by the sea are idyllic, this place holds a tragic secret about Dulcie’s great love. When Robert discovers the truth, his brave and tender friendship compels Dulcie to open her own heart and re-engage with the world. “The Offing” is produced by Charlotte Walls and Emily Barttelot at Catalyst Global Media (“Finding Your Feet,” “Ghost Stories”), who developed the film with support from Beta Cinema. Amy Roberts (“The Winter King,” “Call the Midwife,” “Shameless”) is writing the screenplay. Shooting is lined up for later this year. Hobbs won the Emmy for Outstanding Directing for a Drama Series for “The Crown.” She has directed three seasons of the Netflix series, working with Bonham Carter on two of them. Other work includes Abi Morgan’s “The Split” and “River,” psychological thriller “Apple Tree Yard,” “Broadchurch” and “The Slap.” She is in production on miniseries “The Palace,” starring Kate Winslet and Hugh Grant for HBO. Bonham Carter said: “From the beginning I wanted Jessica Hobbs on board. She is so brilliant with character and rigorous about being authentic with following the psychological and emotional story. If we can succeed in capturing an iota of Benjamin Myers’ novel the film will be beautiful and a life enhancer. In Jessica’s hands I have little doubt we will.” Hobbs said: “When I first read the book, Helena Bonham Carter was immediately vividly present as Dulcie. She is so unapologetically, joyously, who she is, as is Dulcie. What the film ultimately delivers is a deep and timely meditation on the power of friendship, of creativity, of healing in the most unexpected of ways.” Walls said: “Both timely and timeless ‘The Offing’ is a contemporary, cinematic proposition in the hands of a formidable female team. The bittersweet humanity that runs throughout Ben’s writing, and the electrifying connection between two outsiders is a riotous, joyous call to action for us all.” Tassilo Hallbauer, Beta Cinema’s head of sales and acquisitions, said: “We immediately felt very strongly about this very modern, warm-hearted and funny take on a period drama. The characters, the language, the unapologetic nature of our heroine, make this film vastly contemporary and relevant. ‘The Offing’ is incredibly charming, extremely entertaining and truly uplifting – exactly what audiences around the world want to see right now.”
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Who do I need to pay to have Maika Monroe kiss women on her next movie?
#like I'd be so fown if she just did a slasher were she kisses women#doesn't have to be a movie with a love interest like I'd even be cool with someone she kissed being offed#i just need that to heal my soul pls and thnx#maika monroe
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Can I be honest it's so over tonight like it has never been more over for me
#my mother gets paid to see me suffering or something like it's her hobby#should we all kill ourselves.............................#saw a funny zag video and went oh life is maybe worth living but then realized i can't play hades on my shitputer anymore#don't worry i want to see how one piece ends but that might be the only thing now#where is that poem about how offing oneself is like the exit sign on a bad movie that you are still sitting down to watch for some reason#talking tag
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I may not have accomplished literally anything that I wanted to today (or yesterday, or the day before), but you know what? I reached out to a friend tonight instead of engaging in unhealthy coping mechanisms, so that'll be my win. And I am continuing to make it to my goal of reaching my next birthday wooooop woop
#personal#we watched a movie and didn't actually talk but it was still better than laying in bed and fantasizing about offing myself lol#and one day this time in my life will just be another bad memory#..just like the REST of my life LMAOOOOOO#whatever#ill be a middle aged lady with 3 cats and no family and when i die i die and i just hope someone finds my cats in time
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About L. L., age 28, drinks too much and doesn’t like going outside if she doesn’t have to. In fact if the world were connected by underground tubes she would be happy. She likes anime and memes and food.
From The Best Documentaries to Stream Right Now by Jason Bentsman
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