#the neighbour's under the bed

[practicedvmm13fullofpotatoes]

Watch me try to restate the same things I've mentioned so many times before but uhm. It's me now, slightly older and less dumber-ish

ANYWAYS!! The Neighbour's Under the Bed. Again. Johnny's future dreams!!

I've previously stated that he could have had those dreams from a different POV (primarily because he said that a man crawled out of his bed, not his parents') but like. It makes more sense for his dreams to vaguely be like the actual occurances minus the him being there part?? I mean like, of course your brain would make you the main POV of the dream, it's your dream after all, therefore making you the owner of the bed a man is currently under. Sure, sure, the neighbour did not actually come from under the bed and was instead in the wall, but that still shows how he's in a place that he's not supposed to be in

Dreams aren't always literal, of course. They have meanings that are represented by the weird images your mind conjured up. It's not gonna be a one for one replica of events. Maybe when the car crashed into the east (?) wing of the house, Johnny had previously dreamed that he was the driver of some vehicle and that he crashed into a building that seemed familiar but not at the same time, but that doesn't mean he was the one that crashed it

He says that they happen sometimes. Not always. Sometimes. Who knows, maybe some are just normal dreams while the future dreams have a cool down or something idk, maybe all his dreams are future dreams but they're way too complicated in the dream or way too insignificant in real life that he doesn't connect them together

When these dreams manifested aren't given (I mean, why give that detail to a one off character?), so I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that it popped up when he was in puberty, so between nine and fourteen. So at the most, he could've been dealing with these dreams for six years. Weird ass dreams that come true in real life sometimes? Kinda cool at first, very weird mostly, pretty damn traumatic when it's a future nightmare.

A nine year old boy, dealing with dreams, sometimes nightmares (or maybe all of them are nightmares to him) that come true. That's really gonna fuck with you. Even more so when your parents don't seem to care (mum comforts you when it's convenient, dad doesn't even bother). The only other person he has? His little baby sibling. Janae would be one/almost two. He can't just vent that to a baby. So he had to bear with those prophetic dreams. Knowing that when he wakes up, it'll happen. He's not slways sure what "it" is, but it will happen

And that's the scariest part

[c1eme12ine]

It's a lil messy, but I did it. I tried my best, but I'm not the greatest at designing :D💦

I drew these in my sketchbook and scanned it with an okay printer so the quality might not be the best

Edit: OH CRAP I FORGOT PETER’S GLASSES-

[pan-tran-dndfan]

Been watching a bunch of Shoot from the Hip's plays a lot lately, and I forgot how many amazing quotes there are

"That's pretty much all witches are really, just drug dealers with a bit more, you know, va va voom."

"Everyone thinks we're all nice and friendly so they don't see it coming when you say 'Oh, would you like a nice cup of tea?' And then you stab them."

"They're afraid you're losing your touch" "Oh, Pish" "Yes, Pish is very upset with you."

"My body is a temple to destruction. AN ENGINE OF WAR- I'm not done. A PYRAMID HOUSING THE HATRED OF THOUSANDS. A STADIUM WITH A ROAR OF RAGE, BECOMES THE BITTER JUICE OF DESOLATION. MAKE A CUCKHOLDRESS OF ME. ENGORGE HIM- no, wait- ENGORGE HER, AND HAVE YOURS3LF ENTER HER TONIGHT. I feel a bit faint-"

"HUSBAND! HUSBAND! THE CHINCHILLA'S A FUCKING NAZI!"

The fact they improvise this is genuinely amazing to me, SFTH are a national treasure

[svnnyd4ys]

SFTH character tweets!!

[reeama-the-mage]

Currently going crazy shipping Danny Prostitute and Johnny from The Neighbor's Under the Bed VERY strongly does anybody else see the vision pls shaking the bars of my cage PLS

[youling-the-ghost]

sfth incorrect quotes except it's The Traumatised Children

Janusz: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Janae? Janae: No. Johnny: I do! Janusz: I know, Johnny. Johnny: I’m sad. Janusz: I know, Johnny. Janae: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating. Julian: Janae just insisted that we all remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter. Julian: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us. Janusz, in Peter’s window: I thought I’d find you here! Alexa, climbing past Janusz: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR- Peter: Okay, who's turn is it to give the pep talk? Hugh: It's Julian's turn. Julian: Don't die. Hugh, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational. Peter, on the phone: I better go…kay, call me later...byeeee! Alexa: Friend of yours? Peter: Nope, wrong number. Alexa: ??? Peter: Janae, I accidentally dropped my seed into my mouth and then I accidentally ate it. Am I going to have a lemon tree grow inside my belly? Janae: Well, let's think about it. Did you also swallow a wet paper towel? Peter: Yes. Janae: Janae: Alright, let's go to the nurse. Alexa: I've got a weapon, and I'm… admittedly VERY afraid to use it! The squad has just arrived in a new city. Alexa looks around at the wanted posters to see if they’re on any of them. Benjamin: Alexa, are you a criminal? Alexa: Not here, I’m not!

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Congratulations! You've stumbled upon a secret message from me (the programmer of this generator) HEY. YOU! YOU THERE WITH THE FACE! Look at this pigeon.

[artstantpansies]

I LOVE WHEN WOMEN!! abigail in particular. truly one of the best sfth characters of all time, justice for abigail

also some gay people ig (derek and titch, sherlock and mind-moriarty, bubba and jeremiah, vampire slayer and vampire, sherlock and john, and ofc magnus o'puss)

[luciferrswolves]

Things that I have made up while attempting to organise sfth characters:

Jimmy and Derek are now cousins. They just give off sort of the same vibes.

James and Titch's last name is now Aubergine.

Clarissa and Benjamin are childhood best friends who would make up weird shit as kids, aka the whole plot of Strange Noises From The Hole In The Wall was just two little kids making weird shit up. And yes this makes Clarissa in SNFTHITW the same Clarissa as Clarissa Suzanne Jenkins.

Franz Haberburg (N@zi Chinchilla) and Miffles are mortal enemies (as well as basically all the n@zis from OMGITAJ are Miffle's mortal enemies)

And for some reason I just had a thought!

James is Janae and Johnny's father bc why not!!!!!!!! Would make him kinda evil but that doesn't matter.

And Derek and Titch were like "Fuck no" and then boom, adopted!!!

My head is hurting from all this information

[mikesflaccidlemonade7]

What's especially tragic about neighbor's under the bed is that the neighbors are so fixated on their loss against the wotheringham rangers when they fully stood no chance. They were an American football team. Sure, Mark was actually British for some reason. But the rest if them probably had no idea what they were doing

[that-one-stressed-person]

Sfth fans who are also psychology nerds what do we think Johnny from The Neighbor’s Under The Bed has

[practicedvmm13fullofpotatoes]

A thing I just thought about while in my mildly sleep deprived state but

Do any of Janae's students just wonder why an eight year old is teaching them? Like. None of them just go "our professor is what?" when they first hear about them?

Do some of them think that this is just one big prank held by the uni? Do they respect Janae as a teacher? Do they make fun of them? Are any of them just tired enough that they don't even question the fact that their prof. is 8? Probably!

[aa0n]

Angst edit! I'm not a huge fan of that one, there's lots of little problems but I like how the lyrics fit the characters so there you go

[saym0-0]

yay :3

[svnnyd4ys]

sfth moments as headlines pt 4??? who knows anymore

merry christmas everybody!!

[daily-sfth-gender]

Janae (neighbor under the bed)

Today’s gender is Janae from The Neighbour’s Under the Bed!

[hellsquills]

"Are you suggesting that I get my football prowess from fucking my wife?!" (x)

requested by: @your-dead-european-ancestor

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