#the neighbour's under the bed

[c1eme12ine]

It's a lil messy, but I did it. I tried my best, but I'm not the greatest at designing :D💦

I drew these in my sketchbook and scanned it with an okay printer so the quality might not be the best

Edit: OH CRAP I FORGOT PETER’S GLASSES-

[pan-tran-dndfan]

Been watching a bunch of Shoot from the Hip's plays a lot lately, and I forgot how many amazing quotes there are

"That's pretty much all witches are really, just drug dealers with a bit more, you know, va va voom."

"Everyone thinks we're all nice and friendly so they don't see it coming when you say 'Oh, would you like a nice cup of tea?' And then you stab them."

"They're afraid you're losing your touch" "Oh, Pish" "Yes, Pish is very upset with you."

"My body is a temple to destruction. AN ENGINE OF WAR- I'm not done. A PYRAMID HOUSING THE HATRED OF THOUSANDS. A STADIUM WITH A ROAR OF RAGE, BECOMES THE BITTER JUICE OF DESOLATION. MAKE A CUCKHOLDRESS OF ME. ENGORGE HIM- no, wait- ENGORGE HER, AND HAVE YOURS3LF ENTER HER TONIGHT. I feel a bit faint-"

"HUSBAND! HUSBAND! THE CHINCHILLA'S A FUCKING NAZI!"

The fact they improvise this is genuinely amazing to me, SFTH are a national treasure

[svnnyd4ys]

SFTH character tweets!!

[artstantpansies]

I LOVE WHEN WOMEN!! abigail in particular. truly one of the best sfth characters of all time, justice for abigail

also some gay people ig (derek and titch, sherlock and mind-moriarty, bubba and jeremiah, vampire slayer and vampire, sherlock and john, and ofc magnus o'puss)

[youling-the-ghost]

sfth incorrect quotes except it's The Traumatised Children

Janusz: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Janae? Janae: No. Johnny: I do! Janusz: I know, Johnny. Johnny: I’m sad. Janusz: I know, Johnny. Janae: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating. Julian: Janae just insisted that we all remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter. Julian: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us. Janusz, in Peter’s window: I thought I’d find you here! Alexa, climbing past Janusz: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR- Peter: Okay, who's turn is it to give the pep talk? Hugh: It's Julian's turn. Julian: Don't die. Hugh, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational. Peter, on the phone: I better go…kay, call me later...byeeee! Alexa: Friend of yours? Peter: Nope, wrong number. Alexa: ??? Peter: Janae, I accidentally dropped my seed into my mouth and then I accidentally ate it. Am I going to have a lemon tree grow inside my belly? Janae: Well, let's think about it. Did you also swallow a wet paper towel? Peter: Yes. Janae: Janae: Alright, let's go to the nurse. Alexa: I've got a weapon, and I'm… admittedly VERY afraid to use it! The squad has just arrived in a new city. Alexa looks around at the wanted posters to see if they’re on any of them. Benjamin: Alexa, are you a criminal? Alexa: Not here, I’m not!

(BONUS)

Congratulations! You've stumbled upon a secret message from me (the programmer of this generator) HEY. YOU! YOU THERE WITH THE FACE! Look at this pigeon.

[practicedvmm13fullofpotatoes]

A thing I just thought about while in my mildly sleep deprived state but

Do any of Janae's students just wonder why an eight year old is teaching them? Like. None of them just go "our professor is what?" when they first hear about them?

Do some of them think that this is just one big prank held by the uni? Do they respect Janae as a teacher? Do they make fun of them? Are any of them just tired enough that they don't even question the fact that their prof. is 8? Probably!

[hellsquills]

"Are you suggesting that I get my football prowess from fucking my wife?!" (x)

requested by: @your-dead-european-ancestor

Endless SFTH gifs [ 1 / ?? ]

[mikkstaape]

Just starting to get into SFTH!! Some doodles of all the kids from the longforms I've watched so far!

[ailendolin]

The Broken Mug - A SFTH Fic

Characters: Anthony/Jennifer, Janusz, Alexa, Benjamin, Clarissa, Jasper, Johnny & Janae

Summary: Starting a new life in a new century isn’t easy. Learning how to trust again is even harder. (Based on this headcanon)

There’s no denying the trauma the children went through before and on the Silver Line. It’s always there, slumbering beneath the surface like a dragon with the tendency to rear its ugly head when one least expects it to. And when Anthony looks into the kitchen and sees Janusz on his knees on the floor, furiously scrubbing the tiles, he knows he’s looking right at it.

Read here

[i-may-be-an-emu]

ok but what if Johnny became withdrawn and overly emotional and struggled with understanding and trusting people but Janae became hyper-aware of his surroundings and peoples feelings and poured all his time into learning seismology as a distraction from their parents neglect and forcing them to play football-

like let’s say those qualities were always there but their parents just made it stronger-

i love when sibling characters are fucked up from the same event but in opposite ways

[28ms28]

its been a while since i did lestappen text posts so here you go

all other parts here

[solo-walker]

[svnnyd4ys]

the return of sfth character tweets!!

(because i enjoy making these and it's nearly my birthday #whynot)

[youling-the-ghost]

The fact that I remember most of this should probably be concerning.

MY BODY IS TEMPLE TO DESTRUCTION!

AN ENGINE OF WAR! (I'm not done)

A PYRAMID HOUSING THE HATRED OF THOUSANDS!

A STADIUM WITH A ROAR OF RAGE

BECOMES THE BITTER JUICE OF DESOLATION!

MAKE A CUCKHOLDRESS OF ME!

ENGORGE HIM AND HAVE HIM ENTER- no wait

ENGORGE HER AND HAVE YOURSELF ENTER HER TONIGHT.

Or as other people say; Hi :))

:DDDD

Sleep? With his wife? GO ON!?

hehehehe

<33333

[artstantpansies]

neighbor's under the bed doodles bc i am beyond obsessed with abigail but finally the obsession has extended its claws to let me think about the rest of the play!!!

johnny and janae highlights reel bc im liking my designs for them! autism brothers, falsettos reference, and johnny being a big brother and helping janae with his shoelaces (for all janae's genius, he never quite figured it out. i just want to make them kids man!!! siblings of all time!!)

[youling-the-ghost]

Y'know if you stop and think about it, a lot of sfth's improvised plays are dark as hell. Like:

A kid was sent to prison and was blamed for burning down half of Somerset even though the fire wasn't his fault and he was just tired of being bullied.

A psychopathic 8-year-old boy murdered his mum and set fire to a zoo, probably killing many people and animals.

A mother tried to protect her son from his father after he killed his best friend, only to be hated by said son and ended up being captured by the one who she once loved.

An innocent woman was burned to death because her husband slept with the neighbour and the neighbour's highly-intelligent kids took revenge by burning down their house.

A man watched his husband die right in his arms and couldn't do anything about it (sure he was revived afterwards but it's still fucking traumatic to have your loved one die in your arms).

And these are just some examples. There's probably more from plays that I haven't watched yet.