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VENICE SWEEEEEEEPPPPPPP

VENICE SWEEP!!!!!!

Duel of the Madame Alexander Dolls: International - Europe (Round 3)

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like its actually so sad that we dont have eunuchs anymore. we literally need to bring it back. like come onnnn doesnt anyone want to be castrated

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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all trees are perverts

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why is there tintin ship art on my Pinterest dash

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Got the professional photos back from Arisia

Yes it has pockets. Yes I'm extra enough to make a matching mask cover. Yes I forgot my parasol.

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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doing the notes thing because i’ve seen it a lot lately…

25 notes: i’ll clean my room

50 notes: i’ll stop scrolling on tumblr and DO SHIT

100 notes: i’ll do the work i’ve been avoiding for a week

200 notes: i’ll do the hw my mom will yell at me for not doing

300 notes: i’ll continue my WIP

400 notes: i’ll do some self care

500 notes: i’ll work on my thingie for a writing competition due next week

600 notes: i’ll start a goals journal

700 notes: i’ll write my feelings in my diary

800 notes: i’ll post more often

900 notes: i’ll cut out some ‘friends’

1000 notes: i’ll text my best friend

1500 notes: i’ll post some of my journal entries

2000 notes: i’ll read a book because im supposed to like my hobbies

5000 notes: i’ll tell someone about my ed

10000 notes: i’ll eat lunch for a week

15000 notes: i’ll tell my best friend about my uhhh ideation

20000 notes: i’ll throw away my blade

10 NOTES PER PERSON!!

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Can one of you buy me a house.so i can be alone

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I love doing bits with my friends I just made up a guy named Friedrich von weasel who didn't know what a woman was but through the helpful guidance of two unreliable strangers who he was trying to recruit for the navy he now knows that women are people who serve cunt and kill people

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Tiny Perry blep

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Time loop

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

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Dr. Watson: You’ve never been gainfully employed, not once in your life?

Raffles: No.

Dr. Watson: See, this is indicative of the morally corrupt, bloated, hedonistic, impotent nature of the English gentry. Wouldn’t you agree, Holmes?

Bunny, drunk, half-listening: Impotent? He is not impotent. Most assuredly not.

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nobody ever complimented my Raffles by Leyendecker pfp but I get so many compliments on leather pride Dale Cooper. we live in a society

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t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

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having sex with a guy who says “oh boy! this is a real treat!” when you get undressed

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writing fictional Wikipedia articles as outlines for my historical fiction characters and having so much fun. dude look at this:

Daniel Ivey Clairville (3 May 1856 - 5 December 1941) was a prominent figure in the field of animal husbandry, early adopter of germ theory, animal behaviorist, cattle drover, diarist and Quaker theologian. Born in Philadelphia, Clairville apprenticed as a farrier until the death of his father in 1871 caused him to relocate to Texas to seek employment along the Chisholm Trail. Clairville was known for his ability to slow and halt the spread of disease among cattle using sanitation methods he pioneered, reducing cattle loss by up to 60% in herds under his care.

After retiring from the cattle industry in the late 1890s, he attended Cornell University, becoming an adjunct professor at Elgin Polytechnic Institute and publishing several texts on bovine husbandry and behavior.

Clairville was a relatively obscure scientific figure before his private writings about his sexuality, faith and experiences in the waning days of the Wild West were published posthumously.

^ Personal life

Clairville was gay and in a committed relationship with Joseph “Shortie” Alcott (14 November 1860 - 17 July 1906) until the latter’s mysterious death in Texas. Alcott was a train robber, outlaw, gambler, duelist and suspected serial killer. The couple met in the mid-1880s after Alcott was released from Utah Territorial Penitentiary and joined a trail drive lead by Clairville. Their relationship was described as inseparable but contentious by John Matthew Robertson-Clairville, Clairville’s adopted son, who often wrote about the couple’s relationship in his trail diary.

Having worked side by side for over a decade, Alcott initially followed Clairville east when he retired from the cattle industry in the 1890s but became embroiled in legal trouble in Pennsylvania and returned to Texas where he embarked on a crime spree that ended in a fatal two day shootout with a number of Texas rangers.

The details of Clairville’s private life and his connection to notorious criminal Shortie Alcott were largely forgotten until the 1970s when a box of personal letters and diaries was discovered in the attic of his former residence. The diaries of Clairville and Robertson-Clairville along with the correspondence between Clairville and Alcott in the latter’s final months form the basis of the book published by his great granddaughter in 1996.

Analysis of his writings and first hand accounts of his behavior suggest he had autism and OCD.