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i forget who made the post but "if you would transition in a heartbeat in a more accepting society then you are in fact trans" really helps me when i need it

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Maria must've felt crazy embarrassed when Danny was just out there unknowingly hitting on his dad

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Im always thinking about the idea that Tim could be father petrovski\petrova\petrovska's son. There's really nothing at all that makes me think this but sometimes the idea just creeps into my brain.

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Crackfic idea: Persephone tries to use father Petrovska\petrovski\petrova\petroska to heal peoples injured legs.

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Ok so Magnus O.Puss is a communist. She used to be an intern at Arthur's sex company. Arthur had so much trouble with the communists he had to flee to the sea. Does this imply that Magnus was like. a spy. Or did he just become a communist later.or was she a communist the whole time but Arthur didn't know that at the time. Because obviously for Magnus to have been an intern at Arthur's sex place he must not have been overtly antagonistic. Does any of this make any sense?

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So Arthur bigdick has to be related to the Xaviers, right? He has the exact same powers as them and basically calls it the same thing.

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Julian coming out as trans like:

"Mom, I have to tell you something. I'm not totally sure I believe in the hornchurch lido."

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I always mentally place priscillas final petal in a vaguely historical setting. That's just the vibe it has I guess. This is probably part of why I think lady langbrook used to be an actress

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the sfth community is so great, I wish you all were real 😪

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So, I've had a lot of thoughts on Priscilla's Final Petal recently, and I would like to propose the following theory/interpretation:

The Earl and Lady Langbrook aren't being honest about Annabelle.

First things first, I don’t trust this family as far as I can throw them

Working on a PFP animatic has made me a bit sympathetic toward Annabelle, and rewatching the longform only reinforces that feeling when I really listen to the Earl and Lady Langbrook

For simplicity’s sake, I will be referring to the Earl as simply ‘Earl’ and to Lady Langbrook as ‘Morella’ (yes, it’s a House of Usher reference)

The biggest thing I want to establish is that I think Annabelle suffered from post-partum depression and potentially post-partum psychosis

Earl being the cruel bastard he is absolutely did not get her any help and just chalked it up to her being a terrible person

I don’t think she ever really was a terrible person (at least prior to Priscilla being born) and was really just stuck with a man who didn’t like her

Annabelle and Earl’s marriage feels like it may have been one of convenience or a politically motivated marriage

We know Earl puts a lot of emphasis on his political standing if the hired assassin is anything to go by, so it wouldn’t be shocking if he married someone for political purposes

I think Annabelle kind of started to like him while Earl never came around to liking her beyond thinking she’s fit

At the very least, Annabelle tried to make herself like him

I don’t think she ever hated Priscilla, but she hated that Earl could show a softer side with their child that he couldn’t show with Annabelle

He definitely had bouts of those rages that Morella mentions, maybe just not so often

Oh, did I mention the hired assassin

When Annabelle becomes pregnant is when things start going downhill fast (as it often goes with abusive men)

Earl already knew Morella but starts spending more time with her

Annabelle catches onto this, the two of them fighting more and more

They reel it back a bit as Annabelle’s due date gets closer, trying to get along with each other for the sake of the kid they’re bringing into this world

Of course, this doesn’t last for long after Priscilla is born, especially with Annabelle succumbing to depression and/or psychosis

Now, here’s a thing to consider: did she mistreat Priscilla or is that what Earl told Morella to make her dislike Annabelle as much as he did?

Because that man fucking hated her

Probably because she saw him for exactly who he was and didn’t let him get away with anything, she clearly had a strong personality

Also, I struggle to picture a scenario where Morella actually knew Annabelle (for whatever reason, I can’t picture her as part of their staff)

So, you may ask, why am I so skeptical of what Earl and Morella say about Annabelle? Well, namely because of Rumpold

While Morella and Earl say they got rid of Annabelle because she was cruel, Rumpold simply states it’s because Earl fell in love with someone else, and Rumpold has no reason to lie now that Priscilla knows about Annabelle

But who does have a reason to lie so that Priscilla won’t view them negatively? Earl and Morella

Now, Rumpold does also state Annabelle’s in Hell, so there must be some truth to her being cold and/or cruel, but I don’t know if it goes as far as Earl and Morella say it did since Annabelle clearly does care about Priscilla to some extent (evidenced by her knowing Priscilla doesn't like music and regarding her positively when she raises from the dead)

There’s also a chance that Rumpold only believes she’s in Hell because he either didn’t interact with her much (so got his info about her from whatever Earl said) or is mainly remembering post-partum Annabelle

Because when does Rumpold officially hang up the assassin title and become a gardener (if he wasn’t doing both at the same time)?

It’s not when he meets Earl because he’s killed Earl’s political opponents for him

So, maybe it’s after he kills Annabelle

Thus, he never truly knew her beyond what Earl had to say

Brief tangent time: there is an interpretation posited by @/legallycomet that Rumpold and Annabelle had an affair which makes me feel more vindicated in my interpretation of Earl (if true)

If Annabelle and Rumpold had an affair, I feel like it would have started at the same time or just after Earl and Morella’s affair began

To be clear: I think Earl and Morella started an emotional affair well before Priscilla was even conceived, it just escalated to a full-blown relationship when Annabelle got pregnant

Based on what we know about Annabelle, she probably didn’t have the easiest pregnancy and may have become difficult for Earl to be around, thus he decided to seek out Morella more

With Earl often out of the house, there’s a high chance Rumpold and Annabelle could have gotten close enough to have their own affair

As @/legallycomet points out, Rumpold being parental toward Priscilla is interesting (hell maybe Priscilla isn’t actually Earl’s kid), and if he had an affair with Annabelle then that means Earl made him kill his lover so yeah I can see him quitting assassin work after that

It also gives Rumpold a reason to both A) state Annabelle is in Hell but not elaborate (because, you know, adultery) and B) focus on Earl’s own affair as the motivating reason for the murder

Because I do really believe Earl just wanted a reason to get rid of Annabelle, I don’t think Annabelle’s personality – good or bad – would have changed that

I can also absolutely see him being the type of person to get mad at Annabelle for cheating on him even though he’s also cheating

I don’t know if I formally adopt this theory into my own timeline, but I do like it; okay, tangent over.

As for Morella, apart from the alleged cruelty, there’s the additional (and I think more prominent) motivator of moving up in the world if Annabelle’s place as Earl’s wife is suddenly vacant

We get little hint of Annabelle being cruel when they have that first conversation about her, it’s more about lifting Morella up

Therefore, I have reason to believe they may be lying/exaggerating when they say Annabelle was cruel (granted, Morella may not even know she’s lying)

Especially when you consider how downright mean Earl is

He tells a butler he hopes his kid dies and says some heinous shit about Annabelle that makes even Morella raise an eyebrow, like come on

Not to mention the implication that he would - at the very least - be okay with Morella having to sell her body like what the hell dude

Plus, Earl and Morella have this weird negative tension simmering under the surface of their scenes which is sort of out of place when Annabelle’s been gone for years

It would not be out of character for him to embellish the truth a little to make Morella think Annabelle is a worse person than she is

Morella is supposedly the one to suggest they kill Annabelle (or at least is the one to suggest they bury her in the garden), but I think that’s a conclusion she was guided to by Earl rather than one she came up with on her own

(That’s so fucked if Earl led her to suggest they bury Annabelle in the garden since Morella used to love the garden :( )

I don’t know why this family has possessed me so but they’re deeply intriguing to me

Earl may be one of SFTH’s most morally bankrupt characters (apart from the literal Nazis), and I think that’s been overlooked for too long

He also doesn’t seem to know much about Priscilla

Or if he does, he writes it off in favor of doing what he thinks will be best for her instead of actually listening to her

Additional note about Annabelle: I think she had very few family members to begin with (maybe just her parents) who then died while she was married to Earl, so that’s why he so easily gets away with making her disappear

This longform is really just one lonely child surrounded by the worst possible caretakers imaginable

Y’all remember when Rumpold threatened to stab Priscilla? I do

In conclusion: the Langbrooks fuck me up, thank you and goodnight

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So I've been wondering, how the fuck did Tim get here? So I will attempt to make an explanation. Tim was abandoned as a baby or perhaps he's just an orphan. He goes into the foster system and is NOT rocking out with the vibes. He seeks solace in religion and ends up developing an interest in theology. He finds father petrovas little (insanely understaffed) church and starts helping out there. At around 13 he runs away to live in the church and start seriously studying to become a priest. He quickly realizes Father petrova is a mean alcoholic and taking on essentially the role of a priest while still middle school aged (though he dropped out of actual school to focus on the church) isn't exactly the move. But its better than going back so he just stays

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Brb bringing this to Tina and Tobys baby shower

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I need five seasons and a movie of what's going on in the non flashback timeline of death for a dollar. I need to know more about positively every character. What is Maria and Danny's relationship like? When will bill and Maria tell Danny he's bills kid? How will he feel about this? What's bill up to besides the alcoholism?

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I think Arthur bigdick from bus is trans but I don't know which way

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Something something Victor Frankenstein and his monster and the repressed homosexuality that some interpret the story to have in it

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julep and mr polar bear are butch4butch btw. it's canon. i don't make the rules just state the facts

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julep and mr polar bear are butch4butch btw. it's canon. i don't make the rules just state the facts