#the naive ( responds. )

[valtsv]

that shitty thing some people do where they compliment something about you, only to take it back and reveal that it was meant to be a joke at your expense when you sincerely thank them for it, used to bother me until i realised that you can just. keep it. refuse to hand that power back to them. they are never prepared to deal with this.

[filialdisciple]

once again thinking about sqq unintenionally becoming a harem master in the eyes of can qiong and civilians.

it starts off with him saving one of binghe's future wives because ! she was one of the more interesting wives !! with powers that ariplane retconned in later chapters for no reason !!!!!!

"What a sweet girl," Shen Qingqiu murmurs as he opened the thank you package delivered to him because she wanted to thank the immortal master for saving her from a beast that in PIDW had traumatized her into becoming a recluse.

Shen Qingqiu hums as he touches the new hand-painted fan. Sweat begins beading on his neck at the murderous glare his white lotus Binghe was directing at the object in his hands.

This master is sorry, Binghe, but this fan is too precious to throw!

Shen Qingqiu clears his throat, "It would be good if she sends more gifts," to her future husband Binghe, of course.

That way, his sweet bun realizes that this was nothing more but a gift to her father-in-law. Aiya, why is the glare even worse?

a week later, sqq saves another wife by complete coincidence on a trip down to the village. she insists on joining him back to cang qiong and sqq gives in because of how persistent she was.

binghe breaks the plate of snacks he was holding when he bumps into them.

sqq: oh shit binghe's jealous. quick gotta send her his way and make them spend more time together

and then the lady just asks him about sqq and whether he's married single looking for someone.

and it keeps happening. sqq isn't sure either why he's meeting all these future wives. maybe the system wanted him to give his future approval? the system was being a bitch and seemed to enjoy his confusion over the way events had been continuously unfolding.

but then one of binghe's sly wives—a scammer who airplane contradictorily describes as pure-hearted at her core—comes up to him one day and tells him, "I have your baby."

And she shamelessly does it in front of the whole cang qiong delegation.

Shen Qingqiu doesn't know where or who the shrill keening sound was coming from.

[winxanity-ii]

I NEED MORE OF FATHER CHARLIEEEEE

currently writing a 2nd part for Sacrilegious Devotion cuz imma whore for praise and didn't know y'all was gon eat it up 😭😭😩❤️

sneek peek:

You gasped softly as you felt something blunt press against your clit, moving up and down your slit, the sensation different this time—firmer, hotter. You thought it was his fingers again, but then Charlie let out a soft sigh, a quiet, breathless "fuck" that made your eyes widen, the realization hitting you all at once. He wasn't using his fingers. It was him, the hard length of him brushing against you, spreading your slickness as he moved, the pressure making your head spin, your body growing even wetter at the sinful, blasphemous intimacy of it. His movements were slow, deliberate, his eyes locked on yours as if daring you to look away, to deny what was happening. But you couldn't—your gaze was trapped by his, your lips parted as soft whimpers escaped, the sound swallowed by the heavy air between you. Charlie's breath grew more ragged, his lips brushing against your ear as he whispered, "Do you feel that, Sister? Do you see what you do to me?" His voice was thick with lust, his words a mixture of reverence and something far more depraved.

[citizenstarlight]

★ ╼ The only word to describe what Annie felt was gobsmacked, and it read on her face. Head shook with disappointment as her eyes met his. “I am not surprised that you did whatever it took. I just hoped you’d do better – be better. For some reason the people around here care about you! Personally, I don’t see the appeal. But I am done letting you drag everyone else down with you. If you want to go to hell in a blaze of glory fine. They deserve better, and you know that.” She took a step forward her arms crossed, “From where I’m standing – you and Homelander are one and the same. Egotistical, single minded, and pathetic.”

continued from here. ★ butcher ( @britvigilante )

[parrysystem]

i saw someone on instagrams and thought to do something i havent before which is like, i draw them three times based off of my first, second, and final impression?

[citrusinicake]

what would one call a hypothetical polyship between ash, red, and zam? cause i am having Thoughts

[awesomebutunpractical]

The logic gap my made-up guy has to have to get to "Well, I can't seem to use my usual Manipulative Nudges to persuade the Straw Hats' captain, maybe I can appeal to the First Mate to keep him in check."

[gu6chan]

just found out my tl works have been put on a website with machine-translated content by one of the same ppl who reassured me not to quit translation because it was "irreplaceably human" during a crisis where i was left questioning the whole point of my efforts when those exact "works" got passed off as something with just as much artistic merit

[cosmogyros]

It is fucking wild how many people will love you and dote on you until the very first time you set a boundary and tell them you're not okay with something they did, and then BLAM the door slams shut in your face

[wulfhalls]

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[koravelliumavast]

i love to prove a bitch wrong on the internet. joyful occasion.

[emilyzone]

SUPERHUMAN DUSTING

[kuiinncedes]

???

[https-harlow]

Jack texted me back 🥰🥰

[birlwrites]

lachrimae is now almost as long as rainfall which is a) a weird thought and b) i just registered that both their titles are about water, which is something i genuinely had not realized before typing this post

[shoechoe]

Thinking about Jonathan some more; while I do think he isn't very interesting or particularly filled with depth compared to the other Jojos, the big thing he has going for him is that he's a dude you just can't really hate. He exudes this good vibe that makes you like him despite not being a very unique protagonist, especially when he's surrounded by nasty characters like Dio and the rest of Phantom Blood's tone is somewhat bleak as he's put into tragedy after tragedy. That's probably what makes people so quick to defend him from people calling him a bad protagonist for not being interesting enough- he's just... a likable guy.