#the monkey bros brainrot

[kidron]

Can I request General Hcs you have for Wukong and Red Son (separately) and how these hcs impact romantic relationships and crushes?

ahh this took like 3 weeks to be posted. I was waiting for the special eposides so that i can post most of my works at once, as that some of them are related to the special eps. So thanks for both your patience and requesting !

One last thing is that I don't write romance related stuff, you guys can check it on the rules please :]

( slight season 4 special spoilers )

Sun Wukong || Monkey King

He prefers arm hugs, apparentily Monkey king doesn't seem very used to the full-body hugs; as when Mk pulled to his waist on the special episodes or when Tang hugged his shoulders from behind, he does not hate nor dislike them, just not that familiar with them.

He's now more used to someone coming out of the nowhere wrapping their arms around him, stroking his tail, or playing with his fur

He may also like wrapping an arm around the shoulder of close people to him, just like how he did to Macaque when handing him the peach.

Unlike his riskless behaviors, his diet is pretty much healthy, mainly on fruits which may be considered as too much carbs, but it's not; to the fact he's a monkey

If he saw someone generllay not eating well he would insist on them to eat with him

Macaque diet isn't the best, not the worst either, the main problem is that he doesn't eat at all... Wukong always need to double check on him

I suppose he doesn't like dried fruits, consedering that those lost most of their vitamins and the juicyness he enjoys in regular peaches and fruits, However, He's fine with most likley any dried food like those peach chips he was eating in season 1.

He's one of the best immortals when it comes to fitting in modern society, as well as learing what is and how to use new inventions by looking at how he knew how to use sunscreen propely. Lord I didn't know this information before and enjoyed searching about the scientist reason and entire history of sun cream, i had a good time.

One of Wukong's favorite activities while he's in town is buying any peach related merch, whether it's food or not; he doesn't only thinks peaches taste like heaven but also loves how they're shaped and the nice colors of them.

Self taught artist, a really good one but not that he takes it seriousily or what so ever, he like to draw from times to times, and through the years he devolped a nice style

Red son

Even before they intracted that friendly in person, Mei may tried to find his number because she was amazed by his skills.

He enjoy letting the raindrops wash his clothes racing on his face while soaking his hair all at once, just before drying himself with his fire. well i'm not sure about this one since he didn't seem to be happy getting wet on the beach... but consedering that the relaxing rain drops and getting soaked with water are two deffrent things it may be reasonable.

By looking at his impresive projects, I wonder how many hours he sleep, how many countless restless nights he had, with the fire demon's eyes fighting the "desire" to keep closed everytime he blinks.

From times to times, him and Sandy meditates together, Sandy tries to help him to keep his nerves together and offers him tea, one of the few people Red son act pretty chill around.

He doesn't leave the lower buttons of his outfit open due to aesthetic purposes, but rather leaves them because they restrict his dramatic movements and therefore buttoning them is uncomfortable.

Red son prefers desserts saturated with cinnamon, the rich flavor that have some sort of spice-like impression matches his love for spicy food.

When Mei's hair ties got off when her powers went crazy, Red Son was the one who gave Mei two new ones. He has a few hair ties in his pocket just in case, his ties often gets cut or burned

Just like the Monkie king, he's one of the most demons with a good ability a keeping pace with technological developments, However, When it comes to communication he's not the best at it ( it's clear enough with no need to explaination )

Red Son prepares anything he needs before starting work, whether it's working on his machines or cooking, you will find the ingredients listed with the right amounts he need and the spices arranged in order. He does this in oreder to work smoothly and hates interruptions his work to fetch things over and over, and this method saves a lot of time ( try it, you will thank me ).

His caring language to people is placing his arm around their shoulders, just like he did to Mei, assuring them he's here, they have to keep going. Mei got it and so she does that to him too.

Thanks for requesting, the Analysis will be done soon too, byiee

[haumeazzz]

Not the brainrot monkey siblings bro 😭

The is what's in the background btw

[bartycrawtchjr]

marauders in 2024 taste in music except it’s MY taste in music

James: he’s big on Tyler, the creator, fucks w harry styles and some of taylor swift (he started listening to them cus he heard lily likes them, turns out it’s his thing too). proud ed sheeran enjoyer, also listens bands like the kooks and the strokes, wallows and just general vibey music. casual listener of everything, not really into stan culture

Remus: idc what u say bro is into presplit panic! at the disco, like worshipped ryan ross when he was 13 kind of guy. the front bottoms, fucks w idkhow, had a painfully pretentious ‘born in the wrong generation’ phase where he was obvs really big on bowie, the stones, the smiths, the cure etc.

Sirius: Got into the 2015 emo trinity because of remus’s ryan ross obsession. LOVED pierce the veil as an angsty teen, massively into fob (especially pre-hiatus) and had a crush on Pete Wentz growing up. Definitely had a Gerard Way fan account when he was 15. (i’m projecting). never truly left his emo phase, just stopped being pretentious about it and also began listening to pop music.

Peter: actually enjoys p!atd up to pray for the wicked (again, thanks to remus forcing them on everyone back in secundary school). probably a casual listener of a bunch of stuff, though he’s a big weezer fan and really enjoys niall horan. WILL crank up brainrot music (like the hamsterdance or fnaf songs or minecraft parodies and he knows every single word)

Marlene: everyone’s favourite cool girl, loves riot grrrl music!!! CHAPPEL ROAN!!!!!! OBVIOUSLY a paramore stannie. shakes ass to Gaga and Troye Sivan, probably went to see Weezer live with Peter and started a moshpit during Buddy Holly.

Mary: she’s beyhive for sure, as in, has extensive knowledge on everything beyoncé. Got into Taylor Swift because of Lily. Those two def had a 1D phase together. Likes Pink Pantheress and some Halsey, got into chappel roan bcs of Marlene. She likes most of the main pop girls (ariana, dula peep, olivia…) she’s an overall fun person, so her music taste reflects that.

Lily: HEAVY on Taylor swift and harry styles. as before mentioned, she had a 1D phase along with Mary (she was a Niall girl). Had the inevitable not like other girls phase when she got into Lorde, the 1975, arctic monkeys and halsey (it’s a canon event we can’t intervene). Got over her internalised misogyny and became a swiftie, amen🙏🏻

(gonna do the slytherins in a separate post 😋)

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Saw your reaction post to lmk S5E1 (love your reaction posts, they're very fun)

And yeah I'm loving some of the confirmations we got in this episode

But especially the 'Monkey King didnt know Mk was a monkey'

Cause I'm the person who made that one 'monkey kind doesnt know post' that you reblogged a while back (https://www.tumblr.com/art-and-writing-knox-me-down/741907405545373696)

So when I heard it confirmed I was like VINDICATION!!!! Lol

BRO YEAH I LITERALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THAT POST WHILE I WAS WATCHING IT WAS LIKE YOOOOOOO THEY WERE RIGHT U TOTALLY CALLED IT DUDE

It’s actually so wild that he didn’t know I hope I’ll be brainrotting over that once I’ve processed the ep in my head HGDKJFJFKJFD

[recreationalfanfics]

For the NATM AU I was brainrotting about introducing various TWST characters to NATM cast. Off the top of my head...

Rook: Introduce this man to Teddy Roosevelt they would love each other. I have no real justification for this outside of 'outdoorsmen sitting around a fire recounting their adventures', but sometimes that's all you really need.

Ace: Dexter. These two would become the bane of Riddles already tortured existence. You're about to chastise Ace for missing a button on his uniform? Hey Dexter, Riddles got a shiny on his outfit. Bam, now Riddle's missing the same button.

I DID MENTION THAT ROOK AND SACAGEWA WOULD GET ALONG SO YES, I CAN DEF SEE HIM AND TEDDY TAKING A SHINE TO HIM, Rook just complimenting his wisdom but also, how vulnerable he can be but comes up with some creepy poem about his magnificent mustache- BUT YEAH, NO, TEDDY FOR SURE THINKS ROOK IS AN ODD ONE but he loves to hear him talk and appreciates his fascinating outlook on life and Rook learning more about this magnificent man and his outdoor skills and how he led a country.

AND BRO, DEXTER WOULD BE SUCH A MENACE TO RIDDLE, VIL, AND AZUL. BUT ALSO, PLEASE, DEXTER SNEAKING HIS WAY TO TWST AND HE'S BEFRIENDED ACE AND YOU'RE ALL: "Something just happened..." as RIDDLE IS SCREAMING AHOUT ALL THE CHAOS AND Ace is fist bumping his new friend.

Ace: "You know, you're a pretty cool monkey."

Dexter: *upset noises*

Ace: "FINE! Fine! Capuchin! You're a very cool capuchin!"

[intricatepuckrituals]

dance monkey by dinosaur

mitch m./leafs ensemble ft. auston m./mitch m. overtones. ~23k. E. HRPF. tags: dub con. league mandated fucking. free use. trans characters. internalized misogyny. humiliation. pain kink. sloppy seconds.

You bring girls into it, management said, and it’ll get nasty. It’ll get personal. It’ll be like having WAGs on the bench. So, Mitch doesn’t get nasty. She doesn’t take it personal. She makes sure they don’t treat her like a WAG. She makes sure she’s on level: bro to girl bro, cunt to dick, sauce to slapper.

for the camp brainrot hrpf exchange fest prompt: Girl AU, then show me a fucked up locker room dynamic-- in the way that turns into porn, or the way that turns into a soap opera, or the way that's angsty

here be the fucked up locker room dynamic ☆

[pigspeetsandhooflikefeets]

It’s 5am right now but I’ve like had a huge Emma x Wayne brainrot lately and I learned about the ship from you cause you made such amazing analysis’ on both of them a long time ago. Idk where I was going with this akshfhjd but I wanted to say that cause I think about them a lot (also also off topic but your like the funniest person ever/gen)

god making me think about emwayne again... no direct spoilers obvi but they should have looked to me for writing it. emma should have been the protag this season, it would have been great, stop walking away, get back here, she's literally girlie coded. like chase doesn't have to be around for her to do things, everyone knows that. emwayne didn't even have to be canon or real I just wish the hockey bros and emma could be friends, emma possibly doing it to make bowie a teeny bit jealous. there IS however a scene one episode that implies emma and the boys had a chat post-challenge and I WILL exploit it for a fic. stay tuned.

I get told I'm very funny from a lot of people for a lot of different reasons. I appreciate it. I got that [thinks about what a funny animal might be] monkey in me [nailed it]

[mossynebula]

bro i’ve sifted thru so many TRC playlists and i feel like your kavinsky mix is the first i’ve seen that isn’t like, 100% painfully out of character 💀💀 you got any other good reccs either songs or full lists? not dissing on other playlist makers, we r all suffering from the same brainrot, but i am so tired of taylor swift. anyway peace n love

thank you so much Anon! I LOVE when people like/follow my playlists, it gives me purpose/hj

I DO have a Ronan playlist on my spotify that you may like!

Id say Hoziers new album (Unreal Unearth) has songs that could be linked to all the TRC characters (my fav link is Francesa for either Gansey or Adam)

Tomorrow is closed by nothing but Theives is perfect imo for the dream pack as a whole, Work song by Hozier for Adam, Zombies by Childish Gambino for Swan, and the whole 'Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not' by Artic Monkeys is either for the Dream Pack or Ronan!

I'm thinking of making Group playlists for the Dream pack or the Gangsey soon!

[death-in-a-handbasket]

Call me back when you get this is "Why'd you only call me when you're high" and "Do I wanna know?" By artic monkeys coded

YES I AGREE

I have both of those songs and they go so hard dude, also fuck yeah the vibes align

I love this fic soso much man I’ve found so many songs that would go well with it bro

the brainrot is real

[brick-a-doodle-do]

For the other ask game

🎶

🌞

✨

🎨

🤗

😬

✅

You don't have to do all of them, there were just so many good ones

-Small brain anon

🎶 : do you listen to music while you write? what song have you been playing on loop lately?

ABSOLUTELY i do, i cannot write without music,, hHH i've been listening to one song in particular lately bc it's the one for the horror oneshot i was talking about, but for actual music my serenity playlist is taking up all of my time, also a playlist i found that just has arctic monkeys, cigarettes after sex & thenbhd !!

🌞 : do you have a preferred time of day to write?

yeee !! the night hours like 11 pm-2 am (i don't let myself write past 3 am UNLESS i am fully awake)

i also like writing as a pastime while i'm in the car, usually either really early in the morning or at night. so whenever i'm tired basically

✨ : give you and your writing a compliment. go on now. you know you deserve it. 😉

RAHH idkkk UHHH i feel like i've been getting better about accurate dialogue for people?? i struggled with it a LOT but over time it's gotten so much better

🎨 : how do you feel about fan art of your stories?

*shakes violently* I LOVE IT. SO MUCH. SO COOL !!!! honestly it's so weird to think that people will have so much brainrot over something that they create full-fledged ART. LIKE BRO????

🤗 : what advice would you give to new fanfic writers that are just getting started?

hMMM don't overthink ANYTHING, not dialogue, not "impressive" scenes, nothing. we are only here because the brainrot over our blorbos is just too much so we have to WRITE and READ in only fic. so any content is still so much content!

😬 : which of your fics would you be most horrified for friends, family, or coworkers to stumble upon?

ANY of my vore fics (maybe less of the panic-induced ones like the unofficial prologue to spy au orrrr idk anything like that but STILLLL). i can explain g/t and stuff cause yeah wtv size difference is a genre consumed by non-g/t fellows, but VORE?? the EATING OF A LIVE BEING??? it's harmless in reality but i get so awkward reading over a conversation on tiktok about vore and how vilely people react to it, i can't imagine people finding it,,,

✅ : what's something that appears in your fics over and over and over again, even if you don't mean to?

i've answered this before but humans curling their hands around the edge of counters while looking at a borrower!! it just. UHHGHH i love the vibes of a human doing that,,,,

nice to see you around sb, thank you for the ask :]

// ask game !!

[t3l3vangelism]

ty for the tags babes <33!! :D

what you had for breakfast three days ago ✦ dumplings ( i think? )

the last message you sent someone ✦ “ play dti with me ,, addicted💔

favorite brainrot word / trend ✦ little gay apple store monkey orrrrr FUNKY MCDOODOO

favorite safari animal ✦ elephant luvr till i dieeee bro !!! when i was younger i would put my arm up to my face and pretend to be an elephant up until the third grade 😭

most fine actor / actress ✦ jackles bro omggg !!! smash. also kate moennig !! i’m not kidding when i say i would get ….𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

dark , white , or milk chocolate ✦ literally munching on a blueberry milk chocolate bar rn .

fav roblox game ✦ …dress to impress 😞

how you feel abt australia ✦ every australian is faking their accents. i refuse to believe they talk like that srry. h2o : just add water is one of my favorite shows ever.

no pressure tags :0 @doublenegatlve , @bludsckr , @funkycoloured , @mooniedust , @ryvkkr , @fallecupid + anyone else who wants to join :>

reblog trend/tag game but make it is actually interesting, made by yours truly @ myself (hashtag I’m awesome)

ఌ what you had for breakfast three days ago: smoothie or poached eggs on toast, i forgot

ఌ the last message you sent someone: “I’ll be there for around twenty minutes then”

ఌ favourite brainrot word/trend: brainrot versions of well known songs

ఌ favourite safari animal: giraffe

ఌ most fine actor/actress (in what time period): 2005 BRAD PITT

ఌ dark, white, or milk chocolate: milk

ఌ fav roblox game: dress to impress or mm2

ఌ how you feel about Australia: ITS AWESOME I LOVE AUSTRALIA! AUSTRALIAN AND PROUD!! FUCK YEAH!!

(no) PRESSURE TAGS: @julesssyy @rottenletter @reidsfavoritegirl @whitney23317 @willowsblanket @pearlzier @flowercrownsandtrauma

[spotsupstuff]

I have a question, what made you ship Six and Tang in the first place?

eeeeeegh well it all started by me readin @/inkweaver22-blr fanfic on ao3, the scattered cicadas (which you can read herest! <3) i just kinda found it cute, the power dynamics between the two intrigued me (there's a lot of possible drama with 'em bein an immortal who doesn't wanna be alone n a mortal who's def gon die on u buddy, u're gon get fucked up monkey boy) and i was like "Weh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i sure ain't gon be shippin SH@DOWPEACH of all things, i'm gon be a spiteful bitch n ship THIS rarepair instead cuz it's effectively harmless n stupid"

but here's the thing. i do Not ship with the heart unTIL i can see that this specific dynamic between the characters is going to make them Develop in a Specific way that i want them to venompeach is canon to fruit twins, but das cuz bestie really likes the ship, i don't personally get it. dragonfruit is canon to fruit twins, but das cuz my sister really likes them like that, i find them cute but ngl imaginin Red as the big tired bro to Xiaotian n Xiaojiao makes my braincells go brrr more. INKYPAGES however is the ONE SHIP that's PURELY just me goin hog wild for my own fruit twins story brainrot benefits

what makes me ship them more "seriously" (i dont think shippin should ever be taken too seriously but yanno what i mean) is that by pairin them up, Six's faults become more visible. Tang elevates them into the light n therefore forces Six to confront them head on if Six cares any for his relationship with Tang and for His Own development as a person (which he should be carin for since this is an au with redemption for him). Tang is effectively a flashlight against his shadows, he can't Hide anymore when Tang is around

then there's the tastiness of the immortal n mortal thing i've mentioned up there, im a weak bitch for "incredibly powerful being bends to the comfort of the weaker one entirely out of their love for the weaker one" n also imaginin Tang gettin to boss Six around a bit, chase him with a chancla or a broom n chastisize him for shit without havin to be afraid Once is a lot of fun in my head. also with Six bein a curious lil nerd bitch in FT, they get to nerd out together

i don't like them in a, for exmaple, brother relationship cuz i feel like That's something they cannot really achieve after what Six pulled durin shadow play (and what he pulls durin FT!s3). a brotherhood relationship is, in my eyes, way too high up, above romantic relationship n they just can't reach that. also it just doesn't vibe with me. n friends is nice but yanno they don't get those Specific type of feelings, chemistry n stuff like romantic partners would

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

SCREAMS

WELCOME BACK

I’VE HAD A WEEEK OF THINKING ABOTU EP 4 NONSTOP AND THE ONLY REASON I’M NOT POSTING ART IS BECAUSE I’M PARANOID ABOUT PEOPLE UNTHINKINGLY SLAPPING SPOILERS IN THE TAGS (its happened before) BUT DADSY HAS MY ENTIRE SOUL ANYWAY

ITS EP 5 TIME AND HECK HECK

MONKIE KID SEASON 4 EPISODE FIVE WE HALFWAY THROUGH BOOOOIIIIIIS

BUCKLE UP I AM NORMAL ALREADY FOLKS

actually to be honest I’ve been pretty chillin until I doodled Pigsy and Mk and now I’m feeling feral THIS SHOW REALLY IS SO GOOD FOR MY BRAIN YELLSSS

OKAY OKAY HERE WE GO COURT OF THE YELLOW ROBED DEMON HECK SOUNDS FUN LETS BOOGIE

continues to be a banger theme song that i will listen to all the way through every time it plays thank you very much

. . .

i need a moment

lays down

Pigsy absolute beloved ;-;

ALSO I’M KINDA WHEEZING AT THE BLUE ISN’T REALLY MY COLOUR

HECK I DIDNT’ APPRECCIATE EP 4 ENOUGH SO YOU BEST BELIEVE I’MA BE CHERISHIGN THE CRAP OUTTA EPISODE FIVE

I’M JUST SO HAPPY PLS BGSL;DKFMSDF

Pigsy washing his clothes in the river, Mk doodling i adore I’m so much and MEI BELOVED BALANCING SWORD ON HER NOSE I’M

THE VIBES ARE SO GOOD I WILL CRY

i had to rewind because i just sat here watching and just ;-; SUCH GOOD VIBES MAN |;A;/

ALSO HECK DIOLOGUE

HECKINGDSFLKMSD

PIGSY CALLING OTHER PIGSY A MONSTER

HMHMHM JOTTING THAT DOWN UR HONOUR

NGL BUT THAT VALIDATES MY OWN LITTLE SELF-INDULGENT FIC I WROTE A WHILE BACK OF TIME TRAVEL AND HIM DISLIKING PAST HIM SORRY I’M JUST GRRGRRRAWRRR BITES /POS

IS PIGSY HAVING TROUBLE ACCEPTING THAT WAS A PAST LIFE?

HECK I’M BITESBITESBITES

THE LAST EP KINDA FELT CONFUSING WHERE TANGS FELT VERY THUROUGH IN WHAT THE BIGGEST REGRET THING WAS BUT

AFTER LITERALLY JUST THAT LINE I’M LIKE OH SO HIS GREATEST REGRET WAS JUST BEING WHO HE WAS HUH FR

I’M LIKE THIRTY SECONDS IN AND ALREADY NORMALGBS;LDFKMA

Tang with the name correction ;-;

PIGSYGBSDFLMWE

DON’T GO COMPARING ME TO THAT DEMON

I’M JUST PLAIN OL PIGSY

|;A;/

I’M FINE IGNORE ME

Pigsy ur so valid for wanting layers on hHNV;LKSMFSD But my good sir no need to apologize for being a hunk smhBG;LSKDFM;WOEF

Mei

Mei absolute beloved

a

s SCREAMS

DRAGON TIME

WE GONNA SEE HIIIMMMMMMM

considering i had so much brainrot about Wukong and Ao Lie brother moments after season 3 if we see him and we get any of his care for his bro i will be emotionally destroyed /pos LIKE I BEEN THINKING ABOUT THEM SM I TELL YOU AAAAAAAA

Mei: oh he must’ve been awesome

you’re right mei he was

just didn’t get much… screen time. book time? time BG;KSADFKMSDF

I WONDER HOW THEY’LL CHRACTERIZE HIM

HECK

AAAAAAA

SO MANY OPTIONS

i am very normal if we see him i’ll cry

Mei’s got some seriously good balance now

MY ANCENSTORGSLDFKMAGNMAWE

.

Okay i wanna laugh over Mei’s I THOUGHT MONKEY KIGN WIAS YOUR DAD! HE’S NOT MY DAD!!!!

I WAS GONNA LAUGH BUT U H

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS HAS BEEN MENTIONED

MK IS LITERALLY DRAWING A STONE EGG

THE PEBBLE CRACKING IN HIS FLASHBACK

BUDDIES OF MINE SUDDENLY ON THE MK AND WUKONG SIBLING TRAIN

head in hands

so this confirms the theory that smacked me in the face last week this is fine

Mk fr probably a pebble from swk’s rock or something i don’t know TOO MANY FINGERS POINTING IN TAT DIRECTION I DONT’ KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT FEEL FREE TO PROVE ME WRONG UNIVERSE I WOULD GLADLY ACCEPT IT

AM I AFRAID TO LEARN ABOUT MK’S BACKSTORY NOW?

YEAH A LITTLE BIT

EVERYHTING IS FINE

TIS IS FINE

A

AH

PLS

SCREAMS

HE SAID IT

SHAKES YOU

GUYS HE SAID IT I’MGNSDFLK;MASDF

THE POINT

AND

PIGSY’S MY DAD

PIGSY SWEATINGBDL;KMASD

PLEASENG;LKSAMF

UR HONOUR

UR HONOUR PLEASE

THIS IS MY SEASON

THIS IS MY SEASON

HECKING

GETTING EVERYTHING I COULD EVER WANT SHUT UUUUPPPPBGS;DFKLMAW;EOIMFE

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

HIS BLEP AND CONTINUES COLOURING

Y’ALL MK MY BELOVED I ADORE THIS DUDE SM

PIGSY BLINDSIDED BY BEING CALLED DAD SO BLATANTLY I’M ON THE FLOOR

MK REALLY JUST

LETS CUT THE CRAP THAT’S MY DAD EVERUYBODY ELSE CAN GO I’MGBSD;FKMASDF

Guys I think i found my favourite episode

no lie this is

everything to me rn

PLEASE

A CONSPIRICY BOARDBG;SLKDMFWE

TANG’S DOODLES

SANDY STILL OFF SCREENGBSD;FKM;WOEF

CAN MEI BECOME A HORSENGKLMFD

GOOD QUESTION ACTUALLY

HECK HECK I FEEL LIKE THIS IS MOVING TO FAST I WANT TO GO BACK AND REWATCH THE WHOLE MONKEY KINGS NOT MY DAD PIGSYS MY DAD UH KID I’M NOT TECNICALLY-

HEKCKMGNDSFMSD

YEAH

I CAN’T BELIEVE

THEY’RE THEORIZING ON SCREEN

ABOTU WHETHER OR NOT MK’S RELATED TO MONKEY KING

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL I FEEL LIKE I’M SCROLLING THORUGH THE FANDOM TAGBGBSDL;KFMSDF

I WILL CRY

HECK THIS IS SO FUNNY SEEING IT ALL SLAPPED OUT LIKE THAT I’VE LITERALLY THOUGHT THAT ALL IN THAT ORDER WE’VE MADE SO MANY THEORIES LIKE THIS I’M WHEEZINGNSDFL;KMSDF

BELOVED MONKEY KING

REAL SWK CONFIRMED

I’M GONNA SCREAM

THEY LEGIT DOING THIS??

FR???

I CAN’T BELEIVE THISGBSD;FKLMOEWF

SO

MK

RELATED TO MONKEY KING SOMEHOW CONFIRMED IG

ALL THAT

PLS

HE’S AT LEAST A STONE MONKEY

I DON’T KNOW HOW THAT WOULD WORK I LIKE MONKEY KING BEING ONE OF A KIND AND ALL THAT NOT SURE ABOUT THAT APPROACH BUT HECK IT WE BALL IG

ALSO PLEASELMGSAOFE

MK JUST LIKE NOOOO NONONONONOOO NO THANK YOU THAT’S CRAAAAZY

ah yess because he’s normally sooooo forthcoming with information

HELPGSDLKF

YEAH

SHE GOT A POINT LAD

SHE DO BE GOT A POINT

poor mk not looking very stoked at this possibility

CURIOUS YOU’D THINK HE’D BE ECSTATIC BUT IG TRUAMA DOES A LOT BGSDL;FKMS

MK COMUNICATING LEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WELL WHEN WE FIND HIM WE CAN ASK HIM! :D

PLS I JUST LOV EHIM A LOT GUYS

PIGSYGBSD;LKFMWE

PIGSY YOU’VE BEEN HERE FIVE SECONDS WHY ARE YOU ANNOYEDNLGKMMFEEF

I’m telling you now! :D

PLS IT TAKES A SECOND TO FIGURE THESE THINGS OUT

H

HECK

SCREAMS

HECK WAIT

I’M NOT READY

THIS IS SO EARLY IN THE EPISODE WDYM

USUALLY THEY WAIT TILL CLSOER TO THE END TO LULL YOU INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY

WE’RE ONLY TWO MINUTES IN

HELP WAITBG;LSDKMF

also welp ig mk really is stone monkey HOW DOES THAT WORK I DON’T KNOW I’M IN PIECES GO BACKGNS;LKFMWE

i DON’T KNOW IF THAT’S MONKEY KINGS ROCK MK I THINK IT’S YOURS

ALSO UM WHAT THE HECKNVG;LKSDMFBGN;AKFMA;WOEF

MK VERY EAGER TO HAVE MONKEY KING EXPLAIN TO EVERYONE HE’S DEFINITELY NOT HIS DADGBSDF;LKM;SDF

th

heck

okay

so

so

soooo

that sounded

less like monkey kings voice there

and more like

ahem Mk’s

SO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

SCREAMS AND SHAKES YOU ALL

I SWEAR IF HE’S A CLONE

OR HECKING

SOMETHING ID ONT’ KNOW

HE HECKING BETTER NOT BE DEAD

IT BETTER NOT BE MONKEY KING ISNT’ ACTUALLY MONKEY KING AND MK’S HIS REINCARNATION AND MONKEY KING IS ACTUALLY JUST A CLONE LEFT BEHIND TO COACH HIS NEXT LIFE THAT STUPID THING I MADE UP I SWEAR I WILL BE CRUSHED PLEASE DONT’ BE THATBG;SDLKFMAWOE I MADE THAT UP FOR ANGST PURPOSES NOT FOR IT TO BE A HTEORY FOR CANON

i am full of fear

HECK THOSE ARE GIANT EYES

SCROLL CURSE

UP

OH NO THEY LOST THE CHEAT SHEET

CHEAT SHEET WAIT THAT’S SO FUNNYGHSBDFLK;MWEF

OH HECK

HECKK

ECK HECK JGSDJLFSJD

MEI

WATCH IT

OH SHE’S FAST NOW

OH RIP

WELP

I DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING

SO WE’RE GONNA GET A MEI ARC IN THIS ONE AGAIN HUH

BREAK THE SWORD DISSAPOINTED FAMILY OR SOMETHIGN GOTTA RE-PROVE HERSELF OR SOMETHIGN HECKINGNFDL;KMWE

THAT’S SUCH PRETTY ANIMATION THO HECK EHCK

WE’RE ONLY 2:50 IN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS SCREAMS

.

THEY BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN ALL BUBBLED TO DIFFERENT PLACES I SWEAR

oh no yup separated

I’M SO SORRY MEI ILY

OH RIP

WELP

YUP EVERYBODY SEPERATED

AWESOME

.

HELPGML;SDFM

CONGRATS TANG LOOOKS ILKE YOU’RE IN THE KINGDOM OF WOMEN

GL WITH THAT

WIAT HELPGNSAOWE

HE FR JUST SCREAMS AND BUBBLES AWAY

HELPGMSLDF

I WAS EXPECTING HIM TO BE THERE LONGER HELPGNSDLFKMSDF

peak comedy there well done lets scream and run away from that chapter so true bG;LKAWEMFAEWFNAWFE

.

Mei.

Mei you

Mei you literally have the fire of Samadhi

you have the Samadhi fire

you don’t need a swordnGL;KMAWFE

OKAY THO MEI EP OR SOEMTHING IG

SHE’S GONNA GO ON A JOURNY OF SELF-DISCOVERY IG

ALSO WHERE THE HECK DID MK GO

WE SAW EVERYBODY ELSE

WER’ES MY BOOOIIIII

OH I HATE HIM

IMMEMDEATLEY

WHO’S THIS CLOWN

FIESTY

EAT MY FIST

WHY IS HE

TALKINGNSDFL;KMWE

KILL  HIM

SUS OLD MAN

OH RIGHT YEAH YOU’RE THIS GUY

OH HE’S A VIBE ACTUALLY

LONG HAIR VIBIN

.

YOU BETTER NOT HTINK MEI IS YOU’RE HEKCING WHATEVER

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA CONSUME HER

OKAY YEAH

FUN

I’LL BE SPICY ALRIGHT

OHH

OKAY CONCERN

BURN HIM ALIVE

COME ON W

oh

not gonna

eat her right away oka

ITS HIM

ITS HIM

ITS HIM HITSBSFBGANFABF;IOAWMEFAWMGFA;LFMAWOIEMFAF

SCREAMS

SCREAMS

ITS HIM

TIS HIM

SHAKES YOU SHAKES YOU ITS HIM

I KNOW IT IS

ITS HIM I TS HIM TBNSLKMGNEEM

ITS HIM

GREEN

GREEN

ITS HIM

SCREAMS IT HE

ITS HIM ITS MY MAAAN

ITS HE

SCREAMS

ITS AO LIE

SHUT I’M UP GONNA CRY ITS HIM RIGHT NOW HE

I’M HAVING A MOMENT HERE GUYS GIVE ME A SECOND I’M GONNA CRY

OH HE’S SO SCRUNGLY

OH HE’S SO

YES

OH THE LONG SLEEVES EXCUSE ME HE’S SO DELIGHTFUL

I IMMEDEATELY ADORE HIM

I am not normal

HE’S BEAUTIFUL

HIS LITTLE HEADTILT

I WILL SOB

HELPGMSDLFKMSDF

TANG JUST ZOOMIN

NOP NOPE NOPE NOPE

THE NEZHA MOMENT

THIS IS ACTUALLY SO MUCH FUN

HECK AO LIE IS SO SCRUNGGLY I WOULD DIE FOR HIM YA’LL

HE’S DRAWN SO NICE

HES’ BEAUTIFUL

MEI GETS TO HANG OUT WITH HER ANCESTOR

SHE’S EITHER GONNA BE ANNOYED BY HIM OR VIBE AND I’M GONNA CRY EITHER WAY

OH NOPPES OUT TANG ET MOVING

YUP NOPE

THAT’S THE WORNG DOOR VERY MUCH

OH HE’S LAUGHIGN AT HER

WHATS SO FUNNY GUY

I LOVE

I LOVE HIM

SISTER

PLS

I ADORE HIM

YOU DONT’ UNDERSTAND I’M IN LOVE WITH HIS DESIGN THE VOICE ACTOR IS SO GOOD

THE :3 FACE THEY’RE GIIVNG HIM

i am actually going to cry YOU GUSY HE’S SO SCRUNGLY

PLEASE

PLEASE HE’S EVERYHTING TO ME

I WANT TO GIVE HIM SNACKS

THE TRIP

PLEASE

HE’S JUST A GOOFY LITTLE GUY

truly this is the youngest sib during the journey truly tis him

i love how i’m just assuming this is Ao Lie when i actually have no proof its just the vibes via the story and the fact he’s beautiful and green and absolutely delightful I WOULD DIE FOR HIM YOU DON’T UNDERSTANDNGLSDMAGNWO;EFM

oh man we’re only halfway through this is gonna be a long post hG;KLSDFJSD

THIS GUY

YUP MILDLY ANNOYED

I LOVE HIM

OH

OH BUDDY NO

BUD

BELOVED

I’M ABOUT TO CRY

BRUH REALLY

JUST VIBIN

WAITING FOR HIS PWOERS TO BE SNATCHED

AND MEI JUST OUTRAGED BY THAT

YEAH

I’M

HECK

HECK GUYS THAT’S HER ANCESTOR I’M GOING TO BURST INTO TEARS THIS IS A THREAT

INACTION IS CARELESS

IN

INTERSTING

MADAM

MEI NOT ALL OF THAT IS CORRECT

OH LETS GO I HOPE THIS IS A BOTH LEARN SOMETHING FROM EACH OTHER ARC I WILL CRY

MEI HECKA PASSIONATE ABOUT HER FRIENDS

HELPGMSDFLMADF

DO NOT SENSE

PLEASE

PLEASE HANG ON THIS IS MOVING SO FAST

THEY WENT FROM LIKE

HI HI

*INTENSE PHYSCOLOGICAL DISCUSSION*

THEY JUST MET PLEASENG;LKMSDFE

IS IT GONNA BE LIKE

GET OUT AND THEN SURPRISE! I’M AO LIE!

ANYWAY IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU BYEEEE

PLS

A SWORD IS POWERLESS WITHOUT THE HAND THAT WEILDS IT

I ADORED IT

MY DUDE WHO IS PROBABLY AO LIE no its’ definitely Ao Lie AO LIE BELOVED I LOVED IT ITS A GREAT BIT OF WISDOM

THEIR LITTLE BANTER IS SO FUNNY PLEASE

MEI’S READY TO BITE HIM HE’S JUST SILLY GOOFY MAN

THEY BOTH GOT GOOD POINTS

man family dinner must be fun if his sister’s anything like Mei bGALK;SMDFAOWEF MAN I LOVE THEM

TANG REALLY GOING THROUGH IT

M

MO??????

MO??????

MO IS THAT YOU???

HECK???

WHERE’D YOU COME FROM???

WHY AREN’T YOU WITH SANDY??

i mean sandy’s probably not sandy rn but MO????

OH HECK

HELLO

AH

LOUDLY

DECLARING THAT HUH

WHATS GOING ON OVER THERE

Y’know hang on before we listen to Wukong’s bros trash talk him i wanna think about the fact that Wukong and Ao Lie probably get along great because they’re so alike

they’re just silly goofy Ao Lie probably reminds Wukong of himself back when he was just goofing off pls

OH??

OH MACAQUE’S THERE LISTENIGN TO THEM TRASH TALK HIS BELOVED FRIEND?? YEAH?? OH I’M INVESTED LETS FREAKING GO

unpredictable sure is a word for WukongnGL;KMEAFWE

CHARERISTICALLY QUIET PLSNG;LSDKMF

oh wow hey

New VA nailing it actually

deeper sounding

more gruff hang on i need a sec

lays down

heck

okay

okay we’re good

lets see if Azure’s vibes continue to be rancid or he says something to bring it back

also my goodness what a good thing to slap in there, Monkey king gone for years at a time sure does make it sketchy i’m biting this

OH HE’S IN THE BIG OL KING SEAT UH

TANG RECIGNIZING HIM FROM THE DOODLE

PLS THAT’S SO SILLY /POS

NO YEAH ME TOO DUDE

HE’S HECKA SUS

HIS VIBES CONTINUE TO BE RANCID

also heck i’m curious as to what they’re gonna do with this

like if Mac goes along with those three and then it’s actually the other way around not Wukong betraying them but them betraying him that’d be WILD considering we’re all so sure its something Wukong did but heck maybe Azure really does do something heck heck

OKAY BACK TO THE FAMBLY

and the excellently designed dude i immediately hated

he and Ao Lie are on opposite sides of the scale for me pleasemKLGASDF Cool design I IMMEDEATELY HATE HIM and COOL DESIGN I ADORE HIM

Whats up greasy ole face weirdo

oh

OH BELOVED

BEAUTY FIRST

DID I HEAR THAT RIGHT

DID HE JUST SAY BEAUTY FIRST OR AM I JUST IN LOVE WITH THE DESIGNGNSDLFKMABGOWEMF

I’M GONNA ASSUEM THAT’S WHAT HE SAID AND CRY OVER THE FACT AO LIE IS PRETTY WE BEEN KNEW

OH MAN MEI’S GREAT

YEAAAHHHHH

SCREAMS

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

is the the DANG DRAGON MOMENT U SEEM MORE FAMILAR ARE WE RELATED MOMENT OR GNSLDK;MFAOWEIM

AAAA

SEH’S SO GOOD I LOVE HER A LOT

GET EM MEI

OH

AYO

MADE HERSELF A SWORD

LETS FREAKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

SHE’S SO GOOD

I LOVE HER

WHITE HORSE DRAGON

HEAR THAT AO LIE??

HEAR THAT???

Its okay i’m fine i’m just losing it

GET EM GURRRLL

SHE’S SO

FREAKING POWERFUL

OH WOW THE DRAMATIC

HAIR SWOOSHY

I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS THE RIGHT DAY TO BE CARELESS

OH

OH FREAKING

HECK

WOW

HE’S

OH WOW

AW

I LOVE

HIM

I LOVE IM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM

ITS YOU

AO LIE LIKE EH??

VA GO BRRR

I KNEW YOU WERE COOL

OH REALLY YOU THINK SO? :D

HE’S SO SCRUNGGLY

OH THE COOLEST

PLEASE

I WANT MORE OF HIM

I WANT MORE OF HIM SO BADLY

I BEG OF YOU

HE IS EVEYRTING TO ME I GOT CHILLS

HECK

HECK

OH

OH

OH MAN

MAN

AMV TIME HERE I COME THIS SEASON IS SO FREAKING GOOD I’M LOSING IT

I’M GONNA MAKE SO MANY AMVS I SSWEAR

I’M GONNA WATCH THIS EP ON LOOP

AO LIE IS EVERYTHING

I WANT HIM BACK

PLEASE

AAAAAAAAAA

|;A;/

SCREEAAAMMSSS

OKAY

OKAY

MK

OH MY BOY  ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

HECK HE WAS STRAIGHT UP KNOCKED OUT UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE

GO BACK WHERE’S PIGSY HECK HECK HECK

I WANT MORE DADSY CONTENT WAAAAIT

OHBOY

WHERE ARE THEY

W

OH PUTI

OH

OH

OH

OH ARE WE

WHERE

HECK

HANG ON

SHOOT

HE IS NOT REPLACING SWK IN THIS

I SWEAR

I WILL LOSE MY GOSH DANG MIND IF THEY DO THAT

SWK IS TOO IMPORTANT TO ME DON’T DO THIS TO ME

HECK HECK HECK HECK HECK

SCREAMS

OKAY

OKAY SO MK IS IN

MONKEY KINGS PLACE

HECK

SO CONFIMRED MK STONE MONKEY AT LEAST, LITERLALY SWK’S SON OR SIBLING AT MOST OR LITERALLY SWK, AO LIE IS MY MOST FAVOURITE EVER I WANT HIM AND SWK BEING GOOFY TOGETHER RIGHT FREAKING NOW, ZHU BAJIE’S GREATEST REGRET MIGHT JSUT BE HIM BEING HISMELF, LBD LOOKED RIGHT AT TANG, MEI CAN MAKE HER OWN NEW SWORD NOW, MK MIGHT BE REPLACING MONKEY KING, AZURE’S VIBES CONTINUE TO BE RANCID, THE NEW VA FOR MAC IS DOING A REALLY GOOD JOB OF SOUNDING CLOSE THE TO THE OG (nothing but appreciation for this guy thank you big shoes to fill) AND THEY’RE ALL SEPERATED, TANG FOUND MEI THO, AO LIE WAS READY TO GIVE UP HIS OWN POWERS, THEY CLASHED BOTH HAD GOOD POINTS, TANG BOOKED IT OUT OF THE KINGDOM OF WOMEN, MK DIDN’T KEEP HIS FRIENDS IN THE DARK ABOTU HIS VISIONS FOR LONGER THAN LIKE TWO EPISODES AND IS COMMUNCIATING, SEEMS TO HAVE A PROBLEM THINKING ABOUT SWK AS HIS DAD, PIGSY GOT CALLED DAD PIGSY’S MY DAD, AH HECK HECK THIS EPISODE HAD SO FREAKING MUCH THEY FOUND MO, HOLDS HIM GETNLY, MACAQUEEEEEE AAAAAAAAA I LOVE ALL THESE GUYS SO MUCH

SHUT UP I THINK THIS IS MY FAVOURITE EPISODE NOBODY TOUCH ME I GOT EVERYTHING BUT WUKONG AND I’M ON A HIGH

KNOX OUT I GOTTA GO RUN INTO SOME SNOW

[naturally-naive]

Thoughts after the first episode:

HELLA cool premise I love this

Hilarious that it seems like the weakness of the villain is gonna be the sheer Just Some Guy energy of the protagonist

Also hilarious that the villain did the preview for the next episode and called the viewers stupid for expecting the status quo to be set with the protagonist doing the first preview

Bro. Bro you can't dump a protagonist named Leonardo in a magical NYC on me in the midst of my Rise of the TMNT brainrot. Brooooo

Monkey :3

hey TRIGUN fans please go watch BLOOD BLOCKADE BATTLEFRONT. It is by the same guy and you can all meowmeowify Zapp. Trust me

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#5

The gang in the style of ENA

35 notes • Posted 2021-04-27 17:32:51 GMT

#4

One of my favorite headcanons I have for Tai Lung is that he would always enters the room with "Hey, Bitches!" and leaves with "Later, Bitches!"

Normally, Shifu would tell him to watch his language but he later got used to it and decided to let Tai say whatever the fuck he wants, same goes for the others

39 notes • Posted 2021-02-02 07:05:29 GMT

#3

Sir… please… I’m in love with you… and your smile…

Self insert ship art of me and him coming soon

42 notes • Posted 2021-10-08 06:20:07 GMT

#2

Drunk headcanons for the eight cause I really wanna post these:

(note: shot limits will be in parentheses)

Po - Becomes a much dumber panda than he already is (13)

Tigress - Becomes combative but only towards Tai and loses her sense of direction (22)

Monkey - Zones out and barely pays attention to the situation (24)

Mantis - Basically the same thing as normal except extra swear words (28)

Crane - Laughs at either stupid shit or shit that's not even funny and is forgetful (40)

Viper - Loving Crane and gives him kisses but drunk (29)

Shifu - passes out cause he's too old for alcohol (23)

Tai Lung - same thing as Tigress except he would actually fight her and can't be stopped until he's exhausted (20)

44 notes • Posted 2021-02-02 07:26:20 GMT

#1

I don't know why but I can see Tigress and Tai Lung being all rowdy and fight each other like siblings would do to each other and I mean in a playful kind of way

When they both do that, Shifu let's them fight for a bit before he gets involved and breaks it up

Oh, and I could also imagine Tigress having a sibling rivalry relationship with Tai like she hates his guts but somehow still cares for his well-being or something

79 notes • Posted 2021-02-22 20:19:15 GMT

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[zehecatl]

@pageofheartdj i was talking to the fiance about wanting a Wukong-centric longfic, and my usual suicidal!Wukong brainrot, and, like

what if au wherein none of s2 happened, so everything is Fine and Good, and after some Huge Crisis, which MK deals with completely fine, Wukong gets it in his head that, like. he did it. he trained MK good, there's no point to him anymore, so he just. up and fucking VANISHES

no trace of him anywhere, nothing expect a letter telling MK to take care of Mount Huaguo and his monkeys, and that's it

obviously MK loses his mind

goes completely sick with worry, and ropes his friends into finding him, because a) no he definitely still needs Wukong around oh my god??? b) THAT IS SUCH SUS BEHAVIOUR WHAT

(maybe Macaque even gets involved... tsun monkey in denial about caring about his bro. no he's not helping you because he cares, he's helping because it's sad and pathetic shut up-)

and of course eventually they find Wukong, who's gone off on a quest to Finally Bite The Bullet, and it's all dramatic and 'Wukong you need therapy' 'pretty sure i actually do not this is completely fine and logical' 'you are trying to KILL YOURSELF???' 'as i said. logical'

and then it's just the whole gang strong-arming Wukong into Not Killing Himself ft. very sad and miserable Wukong, ft. everyone being like 😢

maybe even Macaque redemption. we gonna shame this monkey into Acting Nice And Not Trying To Ruin Wukong's Life

i really really want to write a Wukong-centric longfic, but i cannot think of one?? somehow??

like i have other ideas, but they're not just Wukong-centric, and i wanna write one just centered around him

so i'm just. squint