#the mic is on

[habken]

Deku's first day on the job is going great

[jumpscaregoose]

*in a Situation* okay which blorbo can I use to get through this

[notherpuppet]

This is my headcanon for what happened while Rosie was talking to Charlie

[shartingan]

[ID: meme of neji split down the middle that says "i have two sides", "they/them", "job". End ID] ID by @nejileetens

[150en]

Gallery of hermits with weird setups. (As shortlisted by Mumbo)

[copepods]

mcyt artists get praise for making beautiful character designs out of ugly minecraft skins but i think animators and pmv makers need to also be praised for making very emotional works of art while using crunchy ass shitty stream audio

[peachesofteal]

Simon Riley who needs a job at all times. Some sort of objective. A goal.

When he’s home… it’s you. He gets up with you in the morning before work and makes your tea or coffee, depending on your disposition. He makes your lunch and packs it. He helps you put on your coat. He’d tie your shoes for you, if you let him.

At night, he’s dedicated to turning your brain off, emptying you of all your stress and worry, the tension slowly leaking from your shoulders as his cum leaks from between your legs. He fucks you stupid, cleans you up, tucks you into bed.

It’s easier to focus on you. Obsess over you. Spend his waking and dreaming hours thinking of you. It’s the greatest reprieve he could have asked for.

You’re accommodating, languishing in his attention, letting him hover and obsess as he pleases. You promise, time and time again, that you understand, you knew what you were getting yourself into, you were willing to be his sun for the time he could be home. The thing he revolves around. The lighthouse in a foggy night when the water is too rough to navigate and he desperately needs to avoid splintering upon craggy rock.

When it’s time to go, he tucks you away in the back of his mind, unable to afford the distraction. If he thinks about you for too long, he’ll turn around, run right back to your arms, your warmth. Love is a weakness on the field, but off it, it’s the only thing he lives for.

[flurmitcraff]

Mumbo, desperate to feel normal for once, releases dirt on his fellow hermits and asks the community to rank their weirdness.

[chongoblog]

It's actually magic how quickly I'll lose interest in your Youtube video when you can tell its using AI voiceover

[watmalik]

Ah yes, to have Hugh Jackman as your best friend, rival and your wife…

[byjovewhataspend]

Much needed levity for Erasermic between the battles i cant imagine that Aizawa could survive a lifetime with Present Mic without being a LITTLE bit sillygoofy

(shigaraki is somewhere offscreen like 'eraserhead said what??😭'

[collgeruledzebra]

the thing about trying to recommend fiction podcasts to someone who isn't familiar with them is that not only are so so many genres represented but also the level of production can fall anywhere from "basically an audiobook" to "major motion picture minus the pictures"

[nekoo3001]

Heavy topic.

They look so exhausted in the last chapters

[ohnogizm0]

♨️ their schedules overlapped for 1 day off all together

[northernfireart]

i can't find the original post of this idea but im obsessed completely with Sam Reich! Master

upd: The original idea was by @ace-whovian-neuroscientist!!!