#the mavericks: shitpost

[ponchospokerface]

Projecting period cramps on Tank

[k9effect]

Mav: Today I realised I'm old

Ice: What happened?

Mav: I fell in the mess hall and instead of laughing, Rooster came running to see if I was ok

Ice:

Mav: I saw fear in his eyes

[justmymindandstuff]

[alecjbi]

[topherwrites]

me, everytime i give jake a bad father in a fic:

[soupwave]

[pandora-box-of-mind]

Everyone is afraid of Mav's boyfriend

[kazanskyy]

this barbie is a ✨naval aviator✨

[kalpeavaris]

Top Gun (1986) and it's many memeable moments pt. 4

[poepoeplease]

[ponchospokerface]

He took the show

[k9effect]

[justmymindandstuff]

Maverick: I swear on my life.

Ice: I have seen your life, swear on something else.

[herrera2k]

Bro how did that twisters movie just come out and yall already writing hardcore smut abt Glenn Powells character…????????

[queenofmoons67]

Top Gun Characters as Dinosaurs

this is a shit post but also 100% serious. i've figured out some, but please chime in to help fill out the cast! (also if anyone makes art i will love you forever)

Mav: velociraptor (they hunt in packs!)

Ice: spinosaurus (the spine as the hair spikes, lol) (also height difference)

Goose: brachiosaurus (looooong neck)

Slider: t-rex (has those giant shoulders for bullying those who bully his friends)

Carole: triceratops (she's an herbivore, but watch out for those horns!)

Jake: dilophosaurus (hehe tiny acid sprayer)

Phoenix: pterodactyl (wings. that is all)

Rooster: stygimoloch (literally has a hard head)