#the math isn't mathing

[kimberbohwrites]

*me on this site trying to mind my own business but acutely aware of and wondering when, if at all, some of my precious moots actually sleep*

[sydcarmyfan]

If 1+1 = 2 and 4+4 = 8, WTF is this?

For platonic soulmates, they give married since 1964 vibes. For business partners, they give everything I do, I do it for you vibes. For friends, they give I will always love you vibes. These people are in love!

[kaymarie-bell]

Diasomnia Spoilers

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MALLEUS MOM LORE??? She was a tomboy princess who didn't need protection from the guards

"A dragon's egg can only hatch if the parents' love is strong and they tend to it constantly" / "Malleus' hatching was delayed for a long time" what if I kms huh

"WHERE IS TAMAGO-SAMA?" -Sebek Zigvolt, 2023

btw Mal is confirmed to be 178 years old currently

[silly-little-gooses]

why do I look so good in the mirror but look like a insane donkey in photos?😭

[hislittleraincloud]

See, now I'm super confused (and high).

There's this

where some crazy Jennanite stole Natalie's story photo off her 2023 IG in which she wished her eldest kid Mariah a Happy 32nd birthday. Natalie uses Comic Sans in her Stories, and I've seen this capped several times in December 2023 and have seen several 32nd birthday wishes around that time in 2023 like this one

so I've no doubt (or so I thought) of its veracity; her birthday is in December 1991. Mariah Ortega will have turned 33 last month. I'm pretty sure someone's Ortega edit on TikTok made me look into that since they had typed that Mariah was 33. Which to me seemed impossible unless Natalie was a teen mom, which she was if this is true...a Dec 1991 delivery would've made Natalie barely 17 when Ed-going-on-19 got her 🤰🏽. I'd registered this fact, since Aliyah also seems to strongly defend teen mothers whenever such a topic comes up in yap/Lives. The following pic's a little weird...his eldest daughter looks old enough to be his partner, but that is true for a lot of us young Latinos/Latinas with baby faces. And this here isn't even a case of a "baby face" for Edward, if this is 2007 then he's 35 and still young

I'm still feeling gaslit bc Aliyah was the cuter kid.

Yet tonight last night on Live, someone asked Aliyah how old her eldest sibling is and she said 31. (Twice, if I was hearing correctly.) She stated that her oldest sibling/sister was 11 when she was born (putting Mariah's birth year in 1993), which doesn't make any damn sense given her mother's Story.

What is going on here. Is it entirely possible that the girl doesn't know how old her oldest sister is? Or are the fans just mistaken?

Printer ran out of ink by the time it got to Markus 💀

This is what, around 2005 (Aliyah and her brother look to be around a yeah old...and if you notice through these pics, she's that kid, the one who's always frowning and tough to get to smile LOL though she's making up for that on her TT). That eldest doesn't look 12 to me. This TikTokker seems to have gotten it correct, from the OG Mom info/IG Story cap

>_>

[oddballism]

Wikipedia shenanigans: Apparently, Donald's younger twin sister was born 19 years before he was.

[queen-of-obsessing]

i love when i went to my local comic con wondering where the merlin stuff is one of the vendors said i was "years too late" yet here we are trending on Tumblr for the second time since i became a fan. something's not adding up

[shall-we-go-far-away]

not Boston being all like "I don't like people who secretly record me" as if doing exactly that isn't his entire personality??

[aprixlsrain]

I still can't get over Ussop saying this 💀

[casasupernovas]

someone needs to explain to me where roger is supposed to be in this room:

cuz it's not adding up to me. it must be an animation error because in this photo:

you can see the stairs. which are a different colour in the top screenshot but are the colour like the image above:

so roger and his piano should be behind the stairs. this has bugged me for ages.

[eeveearoace]

guys i think i might be stupid

[chaos-in-one]

??? just saw someone unironically support demiboy lesbians while having “male/men lesbians dni” in the caption I’m. Do Do they know what the *boy* in demboy means...

[taketheplanspinitsideways]

I thought his account had been hacked? Doesn't seem to be having trouble logging in now to like half naked pictures of himself defending him from evil fans does he?

[thewistlingbadger]

Now riddle me this the gammas have been winning the X games since the beginning which means it started 5 years ago since they're 5 time winners but Max is the first freshman to win...

[gendergenius]

the fucking vilification of people with npd is actually insane to me like. you realize that personality disorders stem from childhood trauma, yes? all of them, not just the ones you don't find scary or evil. it is sickening to imply that somebody is doomed to a life of manipulation and falseness because of the way their early experiences shaped their brain. why, out of everyone else with trauma, are these people not deserving of sympathy? because you had a horrible ex? a terrible parent? grow up

[otterandterrierwrites]

there are 600 people/blogs following me here right now! which gives me conflicting feelings because... on one hand, yay, that's a lot of people... on the other hand, I only get asks and likes from like five of you max... and none of my han/leia fics has even 200 kudos on ao3, let alone 600, even though I've been writing han/leia fic for the past seven years... so my question is ???