#the math isn’t mathing
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Can I just ask - if y’all didn’t like this season that much, then who’s been watching it into oblivion with those record-breaking numbers?
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So you mean to tell me America “couldn’t afford” to give stimulus checks to those in need during the pandemic and “can’t do anything” about inflation and rising homelessness rates, but the government just casually forked over $14 billion to fund genocide like it was no big deal?
#gayaristocrat — speaks#the math isn’t mathing#protect the children they said#but what about those Palestinian children that are getting amputation without anesthesia?#or what about the ones that saw their loved ones get killed right in front of them
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So does Mike even believe that the painting was commissioned by El? Because she’s not in the painting. There’s no representation of a El in the painting.
Why would she commission a D&D painting - a game that she knows nothing about- for a campaign that she wasn’t even apart of. Shouldn’t she be in the painting for him as a sign for her love for him? like shouldn’t it be something about the two of them? Idk, I wonder if Mike came to this conclusion as well, Cause he supposed to be smart, Like when they were trying to flip over the car in the mall in S3 and he figured out how and was like “I told you physics” Like I feel like he should at least be like somethings off.
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i just opened youtube to get hit with them trying to sell me youtube premium for 15.99 a month like GIRL… U AINT EVEN PAYING CREATORS THAT MUCH WDYM
#alli says shit#like legit why would i pay money. to not support the ppl i enjoy watching#the math isn’t mathing#it’s more expensive than some streaming services
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If rolan deep wins gf, then he will politely shake jays hand and say good game. If Jay wins, shes shooting him with her gun.
#Last time I checked he was losing 54 to 46#And I know there isn’t 580 of us here#the math isn’t mathing#sparrow speaks#Going to draw him brb
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by the way I find it real funny how pgmol took like 4 hours or so to issue their shitty apology but they only took 30 seconds to disallow the goal 😐
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you people can’t even boycott and leave twitter what makes you think you can boycott and leave reddit
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y’all trying to figure out any timeline that fits within canon is the worst
now if you really wanna torture yourself get fuckin mandalorians involved.
(i did that) (i’m speaking from experience) (don’t do that)
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book: the main character last saw their father when they were nine
me: okay
Book: and that was eight years ago
me: makes sense
book: the main character is fifteen
me hold up-
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realizing I haven’t posted an interior since february 🥴
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how does my poll have almost 300 votes but only 30 notes. i’m sorry what.
#what#i’m so confused#don’t get me wrong i’m really grateful for the input but ???#the math isn’t mathing#numbers are not my specialty this is why i’m an english major
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me, attending thursday classes: what a nice wednesday
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people who want psg to win are actually scary. especially if your fav german team is bvb like 😭 you should be rooting for the other german teams, especially if they’re playing against fucking PSG
#or they’re like ‘oh i don’t care who wins#i dislike both’ but then they’re sad when bayern scored a goal#the math isn’t mathing
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if I had any kind of artistic prowess, I’d draw Clark with a mild ‘I’m about to wreck shop’ smile, grabbing at his hair, glasses halfway down his nose while helping Jon and Damian with their math homework.
“Pa, they want us to do it THIS way-“
“BUDDY. MATH IS M A T H.”
#calling Bruce like ‘ they invented a math that isn’t MATHING’#Superman’s one weakness? 4th grade algebra#dc#dc comics#clark kent#damian wayne#jon kent#I feel like dami and Jon invent formulas on the spot bc Clark cusses in like. extremely funny ways#‘who the hecking hell invented this darn numbers’#‘I’ll be damned as a senator I do not get this’#text
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Harem AU where Shen Yuan transmigrates into one of Bingge’s wives shortly after he returns from the other world. After a brief (and frantic) realization that’s she’s a woman (and always has been, but we’re not getting into that right now), she delves deep into this harem drama she’s been thrust into. It’s not until she comes face to face with Luo Bingge that she realizes just WHICH harem drama she’s living, and immediately sets about making his life as good as she can manage. Oh, harem infighting is causing strain on his containers? Simply nudge Liu Mingyan and Sha Hualing into working together to manage the harem. The Northern Desert is hinging on disaster because of clerical neglect? One of her harem sisters has a brother who’s in need of a job, no stress. Luo Binghe’s kids are unruly and there’s no clear successor? She has a college degree and a little sister, teaching a dozen or so demonic children is a breeze! All in the name of giving Luo Binghe the time to find a new wife, of course, one who will disperse with the need for this sprawling harem, and once that happens she’s free to travel and document monsters to her hearts content.
#it’s all fun and games until one of her students calls her ‘mom’#Eventually Luo Binghe comes to realize that he has the time to… relax?#His wives are no longer fighting at every possible convenience mostly due to Liu Mingyan and Sha Hualing ruling with an iron fist.#Their fathers and brothers on his council are less pushy less demanding and he hasn’t had to behead anyone in weeks.#Mobei-Jun has sequestered himself in the Northern Desert with the clerk he picked up a month ago#but he doesn’t need to deal with that right now#And… his children are going to school?#sure he had teachers before#the best money could buy#but none of them could get his kids to behave#now they’re… sitting in a full day of lessons#and learning both human AND demonic cultivation??#and politics and etiquette and biology and math and and and#They’re being taught by one of his wives who never gave him a child but treats every brat as if they’re one of her own#And… hey that’s a familiar smile half hidden behind a fan isn’t it?#wit writes#bingqiu#svsss#bingyuan#binggeyuan#trans Shen yuan#I just need to make that my calling card lmao
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