#the math isn’t mathing

[nando161mando]

The math isn’t mathing

[starstruckwithdumbluck]

Someone PLEASE explain how this works the math isn’t mathing and I’m not good enough at math to figure out why 😭

[katherine40598583-blog]

Can I just ask - if y’all didn’t like this season that much, then who’s been watching it into oblivion with those record-breaking numbers?

[gayaristocrat]

So you mean to tell me America “couldn’t afford” to give stimulus checks to those in need during the pandemic and “can’t do anything” about inflation and rising homelessness rates, but the government just casually forked over $14 billion to fund genocide like it was no big deal?

[kiwis-and-oranges]

So does Mike even believe that the painting was commissioned by El? Because she’s not in the painting. There’s no representation of a El in the painting.

Why would she commission a D&D painting - a game that she knows nothing about- for a campaign that she wasn’t even apart of. Shouldn’t she be in the painting for him as a sign for her love for him? like shouldn’t it be something about the two of them? Idk, I wonder if Mike came to this conclusion as well, Cause he supposed to be smart, Like when they were trying to flip over the car in the mall in S3 and he figured out how and was like “I told you physics” Like I feel like he should at least be like somethings off.

[lovevalley45]

i just opened youtube to get hit with them trying to sell me youtube premium for 15.99 a month like GIRL… U AINT EVEN PAYING CREATORS THAT MUCH WDYM

[childishfirmino]

by the way I find it real funny how pgmol took like 4 hours or so to issue their shitty apology but they only took 30 seconds to disallow the goal 😐

[yamat0]

you people can’t even boycott and leave twitter what makes you think you can boycott and leave reddit

[friendlylemonade]

book: the main character last saw their father when they were nine

me: okay

Book: and that was eight years ago

me: makes sense

book: the main character is fifteen

me hold up-

[socialtownie]

realizing I haven’t posted an interior since february 🥴

[boomerang109]

me, attending thursday classes: what a nice wednesday

[pdriesta]

I’m sorry does Peña live outside the goal. WHY IS HE ALWAYS SO FAR FROM IT

MY PEÑA AGENA WILL NEVER END. EVEN THOUGH THE GOAL TODAY WAS INEVITABLE HE HAS TERRIBLE AWARENESS. IT’S NOT TOO LATE TO GO TO UNI

[bruciemilf]

if I had any kind of artistic prowess, I’d draw Clark with a mild ‘I’m about to wreck shop’ smile, grabbing at his hair, glasses halfway down his nose while helping Jon and Damian with their math homework.

“Pa, they want us to do it THIS way-“

“BUDDY. MATH IS M A T H.”

[grandapplewit]

Harem AU where Shen Yuan transmigrates into one of Bingge’s wives shortly after he returns from the other world. After a brief (and frantic) realization that’s she’s a woman (and always has been, but we’re not getting into that right now), she delves deep into this harem drama she’s been thrust into. It’s not until she comes face to face with Luo Bingge that she realizes just WHICH harem drama she’s living, and immediately sets about making his life as good as she can manage. Oh, harem infighting is causing strain on his containers? Simply nudge Liu Mingyan and Sha Hualing into working together to manage the harem. The Northern Desert is hinging on disaster because of clerical neglect? One of her harem sisters has a brother who’s in need of a job, no stress. Luo Binghe’s kids are unruly and there’s no clear successor? She has a college degree and a little sister, teaching a dozen or so demonic children is a breeze! All in the name of giving Luo Binghe the time to find a new wife, of course, one who will disperse with the need for this sprawling harem, and once that happens she’s free to travel and document monsters to her hearts content.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 168

So. Apparently halfas are like phoenixes or something, which Danny would’ve really liked to know. 

See, usually with ghosts if they’re forced to retreat to their cores they reform as was, but apparently, since they’re still partially living, schrodinger's people and all that, halfas have to regrow their body from scratch. At least that’s what he’s understanding from Frostbite. 

But how come he has to deal with it? It’s Dan’s fault for trying to pull such a stunt! Oh, it’s either him or Vlad? Well fuck, he might have calmed down and is going to therapy in both the living realm and the Zone, but he’s waaay not equipped to raise a child except for like, monetarily wise. 

Well dammit, how long will this core incubation thing last, he has his new job in… let him check which offer he accepted again… He has his new job in Coast City that he needs to finish packing for and then all the rest of the stuff to do. 

What do you mean it’ll take months?! He doesn’t have months?! Urgh, fine. At least being a mortician isn’t that exciting, nor dangerous. Just hand him Dan’s core and he’ll figure things out for the living side of things. He’s sure Tucker and Sam wouldn’t be against helping, if only to try and claim favorite aunt or uncle spots. 

[mmmairon]

Delete later. Just need to get some stuff off my chest