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Why did nobody tell me Harry Collett makes DJ music on the side?! That silly little dork I love him😭🖤

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I have *OFFICIALLY* finished watching Downton Abbey as well as both of the sequels. I think I’ll finally work on finishing Game of Thrones now

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Trust me I would write for Jacaerys Velaryon in a heart beat but I have no comprehension of GOT/HOTD so I couldn’t do it justice. Like I know something about it cos I watched a bit of it, but I have to know a lot about it to feel good about writing for it😭🙏🏾

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My mother gladly sends you away to scout, to fight, whilst I'm being here forced to play the coddled princeling. It's humiliating, Baela.

Harry Collett as JACAERYS VELARYON HOUSE OF THE DRAGON: 2.05 — Regent

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Harry Collett | Grumpy Magazine

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starring: carmy berzatto x male reader

request: Imagine carmy buys one of those sex toys that is a silicon torso with a pussy and ass to fuck. Carmy totally slips the stolen panties on it and pretends to seduce and finger then fuck femboy reader before cumming hard and deep inside it. Maybe even breaking it with how hard he thrusts and how big his cock is. Totally can see him breaking and cumming hard and hitting his own face.

warnings: smut, cursing, pervy!carmy, sex toy

he needed you so bad, so bad it hurt even and as much as he wanted to bend you over and ram his dick into you until you were as obsessed with him as he was with you, but realistically that wasn't gonna happen so he settled for the third best option (you don't wanna heard about the second option).

he bought a silicon ass to fuck, the moment it delivered to his door and he unwrapped it his cock was straining to be let out and into it, he slipped your stolen underwear, that of which he got from your apartment when he was over one day, it's not like he purposely took the underwear, it was just laying around on the floor so he didn't wanna leave it there and risk someone else getting it.

the pair of underwear ending up in his nightstand and covered in cum is really unknown to him but anywho, he slips it one and quickly his mind starts imagining it was you, right under him layed back on his bed begging him to shove his cock in and how could he deny you.

slowly pushing his tip into the rubbery material and sinking in all the way to the base with a choked back moan, this was way better than jerking off that's for sure, his hips shuddered back and forth into the makeshift hole, the underwear helped with the image of you under him, cooing for him to go faster and faster.

he grips the plastic tightly and snaps his hips back and forth into it, small plaps being heard but his needy little groans growing louder and louder than those "fuck y/n you feel so good" he moans out, a bulge appearing in the toy, stretching it further and further until a tear appears in it slightly but he couldn't care less.

"shit shit shit" he curses, his thrusts becoming so strong that they break the top of the fake ass open and he quickly cums, some shooting onto his face but the rest flying all over his bed, his breath heavy as his mind speeds up with his body and sees the mess he made, quickly cleaning it all up before taking the toy and almost putting it away, he does have a free day so what's the worse that could happen.

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KRAMPUS (2015) dir. Michael Dougherty

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Hana-Rawhiti Kareariki Maipi-Clarke, the youngest MP in Aotearoa, starts a haka to protest the first vote on a bill reinterpreting the 1840 Treaty of Waitangi

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CRIMSON PEAK (2015) 🦋

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I will indeed be eating Ben & Jerry’s now

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what are you cooking in Tyler Galpin x Addams!Male Reader? 👁️👄👁️

Well let me tell you! Tyler is gonna be a werewolf and Addams!Reader is gonna be reminiscing on when he first met him and how their relationship grew. Nothing smutty rn bc I’m in desperate need of a break from writing smut cos I’m feeling burnt out. However, slowly but surely the Tyler fic is coming to a finish to stay tuned in for it!😌🫶🏾

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@lazycats-stuff thank you for the tag! I’m so sorry I took forever to reply pls forgive me😭 I have so many I don’t even wanna look😭 but here are the three I’m slowly but surely working on.

Tyler Galpin x Addams!Male Reader

Eddie Munson x Preppy!Male Reader

Vampire!Eddie Munson x Male Reader

@mlm-writer @embry-garrick-ravengard @serotoninandespresso @spermeboy @xmalereader @biting-miguel-ohara

Rules: In a new post, post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

I saw this on @aemondtarqaryens blog and decided I'd be doing it lol

Untitled document

Misc Blurbs

Northern Beastie!!!!

Bronze King

Moorish Men

The Salted Sea, Tears Shedding Blood

The Huntsman

Goliath

Here's Where Life's Dream Lies Disillusioned

In the Building: Chapter II

ITB: Whitewash

Fission (Psychotic Reaction)

Judge

Phantom (Angel of Music)

Queenie, You Got Claws

Roadside (SUPERMODEL)

Roarin' (Fever)

Seal Pup

Star Trek

Thought Police

Swan Song (Shrike)

Velvet (Twenty Days and Twenty Nights)

R&D: Swan Song

R&D: ITB

Misc ideas that aren't put to a doc yet, but are written about elsewhere

These are all my WIPs, and now for the tags (FUCK)

@precious-little-scoundrel @elvisabutler @tacozebra051 @missmaywemeetagain @ab4eva @rjmartin11 @dkayfixates @sissylittlefeather @h0unds-of-h3ll @emmymaehereeeeee @steph-speaks @ccab @dilfelvis @ashtag6887 @eliseinmemphis @forever-fixating @crash-and-cure @foreverdolly @venus-haze @foli-vora @uhhhh fuck why do I have so many WIPs?? @elvisfatass @miguel-owhora @you don't know me but I like you @barbieaemond @malarkgirlypop @ronald-speirs @goddamn I think that's it

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Spooky haunted home.

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Crimson Peak (2015) dir. Guillermo del Toro

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You mean to tell me Dragon Age: The Veilguard was released October 31st and I DIDNT KNOW UNTIL KNOW???!!!

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Rosanna Pansino is out here doing the work! Proud to say I was a fan since the early 2010s