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Student : Wowww the cafeteria food is so nastyyyy today right Alyssa ?
Alyssa : Yes
Their friend Randy who has been trying to convince them for months that he was a death row inmate in his previous life: For my final meal they fed me the worlds roundest pea
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It’s lights out and away we — NO! NOT LIKE THAT!!
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∩――――∩ || ∧ ヘ || || (* ´ ー`) ZZzz |ノ^⌒⌒づ` ̄ \ ( ノ ⌒ ヽ \ \ || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| \,ノ||―――――||
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Every time a woman makes a pink job or girl math or girl dinner or I'm just a girl joke I unfortunately have to kill a random man on the streets. And you may think this is cruel or unjust but in reality that's just the way the cookie crumbles
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i saw this pic and i was like.. this is just like The Unwanted Guest for real...
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
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SINGIN' IN THE RAIN (1952) ↳ dir. GENE KELLY and STANLEY DONEN
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"accessory not supported on this device" yes it is you stupid slut. thats headphones. you've known each other for years
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Just finding out that Omer Shem Tov, an Israeli hostage, literally kissed a Hamas resistance fighter on the forehead before saying goodbye.
There's literally a video. Just goes to show the difference between the violent occupation and the resistance. Hamas resistance fighters literally treat cared for these people who are occupying their land, while also trying to escape constant bombing.
Wow
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some of you'll owe me an apology for liking the same films and novels and tv series and musical artists and recreational activities as my spited, baneful lout of an ex husband, and no i will not say who or which.
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