#the man liked his rats
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people are theorizing that sam is santino and ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT. don't hurt me this way.
#vampires will never hurt you ! // ooc#i am so appalled#listen it's hilarious#and theorize how you want#i get it#but oh boy i would cry#if we ever get santino#i need him to be as complex and beautiful#as he is#this is a santino support blog#and man santino was out of that shit a long time ago#the man liked his rats#hE'S NOT LOCKING THEM IN A BOX TO EAT PEOPLE
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gothic lolita machete came to me in a dream
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#HHWAH#but he unironically kind of makes it work though??#I never realized that the leap from what he normally wears to gothic lolita would be this small#basically the same thing just a lot more lace and frills and embroidery#loving! the pomegranates!#it always makes me ecstatic when people find a way to include them or his other... symbols? motifs? objects of significance?#it's nice you kept the red gloves and red heels#the little crosses on the capelet and the stockings too hah#and the massive bow where the fascia would go#I support genderfuckery Machete by the way#his design and mannerisms have always been somewhat androgynous or at least that's what I've been trying to aim for#despite his sharp angular form he's supposed to have an aura of elegance and delicateness#at least on his better days when he's not in full rat man mode#given the choice he'd rather be called beautiful than handsome I'm pretty sure#folks have been mistaking him for a goth lesbian a whole lot lately so I can't be too far off#thank you this made me grin like an idiot when I opened the inbox#gift art#aggiepython#own characters#Machete
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I haven’t known how to make this announcement for several months, but here we are; obviously, anyone who ratposts regularly will have inevitable Rat Turnover, because rats only live 2-3 years. Still, I always feel like the rug has been pulled out from under me when I lose one of these amazing friends.
Patch was a very special boy who was dear to my heart; we adopted him & his brother/father/unclear but related rat friend Bear (B-man) after they were passed over and made fun of due to, well, their uncharacteristic Hugeness (these guys were more guinea pig sized than rat sized - Bear got weighed at 2.9 pounds, and his vet wasn’t concerned about him being overweight!). Patch was honestly a huge jerk as a baby, but he grew into a kind & gentle rat that was always the first to welcome new additions & give them many kisses. After almost three wonderful years, Patch just got too old to go on; he developed hind leg degeneration, which is common in older male rats, which quickly progressed until he lost use of his back legs. That combined with dementia-like symptoms where he frequently became confused and scared without warning led us & our vet to decide that it was time to let him go. I haven’t stopped missing him since, and I doubt that I ever will. There could be nobody better to binge horror with, kiss my hands when I’m feeling down, or sit and boggle with me because he just liked anything we did together. Rest easy, sweet boy. Thank you to everyone who loved and appreciated him during my updates of his life.
#patch rat#rat#I’ve been putting this off for a long time#but I need to welcome my new unplanned additions#and I don’t feel right doing that without acknowledging my old man is gone#I may occasionally update his tag with old pictures but like my other rats#that probably won’t happen because it’s just a little heartbreaking every time
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his face when he says "but weve earned that right so i think we'll take it" and his face reseting after the question because silly time is over we have to lock tf in!!
florida panthers @ la kings (quebec city) | 10.5.24 (x)
he has a delightful face to me
#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#preseason#crying at the noises coming out of his mouth#“i mean immanbb you knoww bbuuu they?”#maffhew.exe has stopped working#sorry guys his media program malfunctioned gotta reboot him give him a sec#clutching onto that modesty towel like a lifeline#alternatively he has to hold something lest his hands find their way to his shirt collar to pull it up to his mouth and nose#not an abo au and yet here we are#im sorry i like his face#conniving rat of man with the greasiest expressions#but also he is my little princess
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loser simp man
OH BABY I AM SO BACK
Commissions open
#she's so out of his league man#i would say she likes him for his personality#but im not entirely sure thats fully desirable either#guess she likes the 'feral sewer rat' look#I'm not here to judge#I think the feral sewer rat look is good too#Maybe it's his massive honkers#tmnt#tmnt fanart#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt art#tmnt 2k3#tmnt 2003#tmnt april oneil#tmnt april o'neil#tmnt april#tmnt casey fanart#tmnt casey#tmnt casey jones#tmnt 2003 casey#tmnt 2003 april
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Rugged old men, my beloved <3
#my posting schedule is non-existent#i have no time to draw lately because of school and its killing me#anyway#enjoy my Witcher brainrot#im having many thoughts about this old man and non of them are holy#he has never done anything wrong in his life#he's my babygirl#my wife#my sweet princess#i want to put her in my pocket and feed her sunflower seeds like a little rat <3#the witcher#the witcher wild hunt#the witcher 3#the witcher fanart#the witcher geralt#geralt of rivia#witcher geralt#geralt z rivii#wild hunt#my art
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violemnce
Text from each panel in order:
"Hello?? My order..?"
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"I guess you all must-a been VERY happy that Pep went inside [the tower] scared instead of angry"
"What do you mean by this, little gnome man?"
"Oh! Just that he is-a good with weapons! Knives, butcher knives, you-a know; Kitchen things! Sharp things! Very glad no one was hurt!"
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"little gnome man, I must head home. Good day to you."
#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#peppino#gustavo#pepperman#brick the rat#brick#arts#mine#hes a man of many talents#a bit of a performer; i like that little sprite of him w the cane#oh wait im misremembering i think; hes definitely holding his hat in one hand but i dunno if hes holding a cane in the other#either way its got showtime vibes#hes acquired alot of useless knowledge in his years#like knife throwing and juggling#bc why not#and like maybe hes thinking of stabbing someone in the face with one#babygirl energy uvu#oh man i forgot i had this queued up#this is like the first time i drew any of these characters so they look um. wildly different from how i am drawing them now that im getting-#-comfy 😭😭😭 its only been a week and yet…
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Fyodor resurrecting for the first time: 🤷🏻♂️:3
#LET’s…f-ing GO? letsgo. 🩰🎶🎻 I GUESS ??#I keep making silly content about the first time his ability activated bc I cannot stomach the actual horrors that he likely endured !!!🫠#the way his ability reveal is making his centuries-long goal seem to make more sense for him…😩#I posted a comment reply on my tlkt0k video that I wanted to draw him as this meme so here we are !!#rat man is my entire brain#fyodor#fyodor dostoevsky#fyodor fanart#bsd#bsd fanart#bungou stray dogs#bungou stray dogs fanart#bungo stray dogs#bungo stray dogs fanart#fanart#anime#manga#bsd manga#ch 114.5#artists of tumblr#artists on tumblr#digital art#memes#bsd memes#guess I’ll live#guess i’ll die#meme redraw#meme prompt#drawing prompt#bsd fyodor
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I still wonder how Percy reacted to finding out Scabbers was Peter Pettigrew
#percy weasley#harry potter#scabbers#peter pettigrew#like I think I would freak out#Scabbers was his for 12 years I think before he gave it to Ron#I did read a funny headcanon that Peter was rooting for perciver and was screaming crying throwing up when he was seperated bc he never got#to see it happen#I reached the character limit for tags#damn#but you can ignore that if you want to get angsty?#like Percy literally took care of that rat#probably gave him a bath too#idk man#id freak the fuck out#actually I’d focus on the fact he probably pissed everywhere#I’d be like you’re a grown ass man and you pissed on my couch#the fuck#I don’t care you’re a rat stop pissing on the couch
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THE REFLECTIONS. THE AMBIENCE. THE POWER.
THE LITTLE GUY
#mario#nintendo#mario movie#just because his name sounds like crisp rat doesn't mean HE has to sound like one#super mario#super mario bros. trailer#super mario movie#super mario bros#luigi#princess peach#smb movie#smb#MY SON I GET TO SEE MORE OF THE LITTLE MAN#THE LITTLE GUY#AND AWESOME KICKASS PRINCESS#the only thing I can't deal with it getting used to the Pratt's voice#it's just...#so wrong
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I wanted to share some wee thoughts about Ratio’s E6 art & why I believe it is a symbolic parallel to Michelangelo’s David. This speaks to both Ratio’s humanist beliefs and possible future plot points.
Ratio’s E6 is Vincit Omnia Veritas or Truth Conquers All. I’ve heard it claimed (although I have no idea if it’s explicitly stated anywhere?) that the character’s E6 art represents them at their innermost core, an honest and deeply vulnerable shard of themselves. Evoking David here is an interesting choice; the biblical figure who, using nothing but a stone and sling, took down the tyrannical Goliath. The parallel is perhaps as simple as this: Ratio views himself - and by extension the truth - as the underdog, someone never accepted into the Genius society, forever to be kept from Nous and THEIR gaze, but nonetheless will, in the end, prove himself the final victor. Truth will topple the seemingly unconquerable, whatever that might be.
But I also think Michelangelo’s David is a specifically interesting parallel to draw on from a historical perspective. Ratio is pretty much the textbook definition of a renaissance man - he is a philosopher, a scholar, interested in medicine and science and the vast array of human achievement. He speaks in Latin (the language of education during the renaissance in Europe that allowed the transmission of information without having to rely on translation) while heavily styling himself on Ancient Greek symbols and drawing from Greek philosophy (often seen at the time as more ‘sophisticated’ and interested in ‘wisdom’ than the contemporary ‘militaristic’ Romans).
Michelangelo’s David was the first colossal marble statue to be carved since antiquity, and it came to be a symbol of the renaissance itself. This is interesting to me for Ratio and what I believe are his humanist beliefs. Humanism was an ideal that propagated during the renaissance that championed the belief that man had beauty, dignity and worth that deserved as much respect and adoration as any deity. Keep in mind this philosophy was emerging following the Middle Ages and at a time where religious institutions across Europe held exorbitant and sometimes absolute power. David as a statue is an ode to the sublime beauty of the human body, completely unashamed and uninhibited in his gigantic nakedness (Doctor! You’re huge!) retaliating against the idea that prominent idea at the time that man’s body is inherently sinful. The humanists sought to recenter humanity, and David became a symbol of man’s independence against the seemingly unconquerable might of the Church.
Consider how Ratio centres humanity in his Simulated Universe project, how he values every life, how interested he is in constant self-improvement. How this symbol - of not just the renaissance but of the re-centring of humanity itself - becomes an echo of an effigy fixed in the centre of his soul.
Ratio has never - as far as I’m aware? - stated or hinted at any desire to overthrow the Aeons or even disparage or rubbish them, but it is clear to me that he believes in the strength man can draw on despite them, through sheer force of intelligence and clever planning and fiercely independent thought, the weak can ultimately overcome, or at least stand shoulder to shoulder with, the strong. Perhaps this will become a more pertinent plot point in the future - who knows? - but this was fun to chew through nonetheless 🫶
#ratio#dr ratio#HSR#my witterings#Honkai star rail#important to note that the humanists weren’t necessarily purely secular#some Christian humanists see David as a sublime symbol of man in gods image#but I thought this was interesting anyway#meant this to be a short thing but then rambled on OOPS#gets me thinkin tho abojt Rat being so Huge during 2.1#all his statue imagery and stuff too#just like the actual statue of David is fuckinnnn massive#which is mad right cause he was meant to be a smallie#but again it’s putting the focus on the strength and indomitable size of the human spirit right?#blabbity blah I love Ratio lol I hope they keep playing with him in future patches hhhh#I also really don’t want to come off like one of those statue pfp retvn fashy people#nor do I mean to romantacise any of the figures / movements I talk about#just playing in the sandbox here with my toys lol
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sighs so hard so oc x canon am i right chat
(the satyr gal belongs to @matchamilk60212 this is all his fault /lh)
#my art#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#oc x canon#carli and raine biggest torbek enjoyers#raine is a freak his scientist brain is gonna examine torbek like a lab rat but like affectionately#none of that man's thoughts are in the bible I'll say that much somebody's needs to hit him with a hammer
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Glenn... Glenn... We're only a month out from S17 shooting, you gotta calm down, Dennis can't be this sexy.. this is dangerous, Glenn
#glenn howerton#how am i gonna face this man in 3 days#hes too hot.#ik hes gonna shave but#his hair....#Dennis cannot be serving face while Mac looks like a drowned rat thats not right
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#hate crimes md#house md#hugh laurie#hilson#now to address each part of this:#he’s a cripple with aspd#(imo)#ppth nightmare malpractice yep pretty much#the guy that’s vexed (a black man) wilson sad australian transboy and trauma queen traumatiser cameron#yep he never used the medicine drug cause only stupid people use the medicine drug#help he’s not a predator lmao#he finds lupus eventually#he administers rats no matter what the illness is#yeah except it’s more like wilson cheating on his wives with house#r/okbuddyvicodin#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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I will do all this, I will get all this blood on my hands, and you are able to plead naivety.
#welighttheway#hotdedit#larys x alicent#larys strong#alicent hightower#larycent#alicent x larys#alicenthightowerdaily#hotd#matthew needham#i fuckng need to tag the man himself because all those quotes? still! so! striking! HONESTLY i pepper his brain with kisses#'he makes himself indispensable to her ties them together in blood in this extraordinary act of will'#'he can see what she’s capable of and he wants to draw it out. they’re both outsiders among the natives'#'she gets to say 'i didn't want it' and i KNOW she did'#'that’s the thing about assault like that it makes the victim’s body the scene of the crime'#rent fckng free forever#larys wants her to feel the same shame wants to break her chaste royal placid exterior and peel the layers off. manually#he wants to creep inside of her mind and rearrange what he finds there#and mr needham is the only larycent fan who gets it to the core!!!!!!!!#THE matthew of the cast i'm so sorry *or am i??*#is this my way to ignore the leaks??? who knows#tbh i was overwhelmed by the urge to give our tiny larycent circle SOMETHING before the new season starts#for better or for worse i am not sorry for my crime#sooooo i'm afraid this post is not for normies it's for sickos#LIKE CALLS TO LIKE#dolores <3 mariana <3 alyssa <3 bia <3 val <3 nina <3#trashfam *affectionate*#game of thrones#shitty things i do for love#me in s1 DON'T FEED THE RAT ALICENT!!!! me now: FUCKNG FEED THE RAT ALICENT *before this particular determined rat chew its way through*
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"I love all of my companions equally," she says, and then this is what her damn camera roll looks like (it's me, i'm she)
#squirrel plays bg3#astarion#(organizing my “fandom shit” folder; don't mind me)#(i mean i did just promise more ratposting; best i can do is a rat-man)#lowkey remarking that it makes me smile a bit to imagine my folder to just be basically Iona's camera roll#she's cool and collected and they may be an obnoxious couple but only like. to a pleasant degree#it's the 2438543987453 photos of her hot boyfriend in various cute outfits and states of undress on her phone that don't lie#but dw his is probably no different#all the best ships are just people who are very appropriately and mutually insane about each other#also tagging as#oc: iona raedir#to have the thought for later
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