#the man is very flexible
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His Body Shouldn’t Bend That Way…
Contortionist Zach Strikes Again…
And Again….
And Again….
And Again….
Feel free to reblog/send me more examples of these, we’ll start a contortionist Zach series 😂.
#wild kratts#zach varmitech#wild kratts zach#love zach varmitech#wild kratts screenshots#wild kratts screencaps#screenshots#screencaps#contorsionist#flexible#flexibility#the man is very flexible#like a piece of spaghetti or something 😆#i love it so much#jig posting
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You should try drawing Chase Young and First Ninja in different outfits tbh! XD
boo im so horrible at making outfits tho 😭 I have no fashion sense! and finding good outfits that will fit them (character wise) is so hard! i might do it sometime, but for now my brain is just happy to draw them in their normal outfits xD
but hey you are right, i should do it later, but for now have an outfit swap doodle!
#que?#ninja showdown#my immortal soul#first ninja x chase young#first ninja#rc9gn first ninja#chase young#my very self-indulgent hc that Chase would enjoy both wearing First's clothes (ause they smell like him lol) and seeing First wear his#while First would absolutely hate wearing heavy enchanted armour (that man is built for flexibility and speed!) and would be very caught of#guard seeing Chase wear something normal. It would be like seeing a porcupine or an armadillo without its dangerous shell! xD
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In season 2 Hotch is suspicious and worried that ‘Is that Legal’ Emily Prentiss is a pawn Strauss placed in the BAU.
Prentiss is the last person troubled by Elle Greenaway's 'questionable' shooting. Spies are built with moral ambiguities. But Hotch didn't know that.
(Pre-London Emily tried to reset her life. And succeeded before Ian Doyle re-entered her life. Post-London!Emily realized and learned she could 'live' with her moral ambiguities.)
#emily prentiss#aaron hotchner#david rossi#penelope garcia#tv: criminal minds#jill gideon#criminal minds evolution#cmedit#my edit#criminal minds s17#criminal minds s2#its just very amusing to me on a rewatch#hotch was suspicious of emily that she's some sort of#pawn strauss placed in the BAU because he thought#emily 'is that legal?' prentiss#would be shocked and appalled at a questionable shooting#she used to be a spy so shadiness is part of the job#and early seasons emily was actually trying to#remake her image working for something 'clean'#but also hotch gets to know prentiss pretty well#and knows about prentiss' growing comfort with#her own moral flexibility#and still leaves the BAU Team in her hands#its just both amusing and FASCINATING#also you can clearly see emily think in the second gif#this man does not know me#emily used to be a spy#emily the spy#if it's not obvious#i support women's rights and emily's wrongs
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Rattlesnakes are cool🐍💥💥💥
Fan art for @/Max_Draws_Stuff dilfy snake gijinka on twitter. Keep reading for the original tweet the design comes from!
#rattlesnake jake#rango#art#fan art#snake dilf???#also by that gun trail#it begs the question as to how much flexible this old man is to make that happen#to which I would answer#YES#Jake is a very flexible man#with very flexible hips#it's canon too#he's a snake for crying out loud!
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I love the shapes you use to draw machete, or really any character!! The way you draw noses, ears, bodies, fur, it looks like of I were to reach my hand out I could actually feel it, the bumps in the skin the squish of the flesh the softness of the hair. Not to mention the colors you use are very pleasing to the eye. So lovely... keep up the phenomenal work!!!
Ah, thank you so much!
#that's actually one of the tricks I use when I'm having trouble getting the shape and form of something right#I try to visualize the thing right in front of me and rotate it around and look at it from different angles#and imagine that if I could touch it how flexible and yelding it would be and what the surface would feel like#since I don't shade my art very dutifully the sense of tangibility has to come from somewhere else#so I guess I'm putting a lot of eggs in the shape basket#and I try to give off the effect that despite the flatness of my style the things I draw still exist in 3d space and have weight and volume#I've talked about this before but man I love anatomy it's one of my favorite things in the world#I specifically try to convey the feel that there's layers of muscle and bone and various other tissues under the skin#like my characters are made of flesh and not solid uniform rubber coated with fur or something like that (?)#I don't know what I'm talking about it's late hah#but I'm glad you like my art#anonymous#answered
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as an ex ballet girlie i have to comment on käärijä's dainty attitude. slay king 🩰
(plz enlarge the pic lmao there's sizing disparity)
#like damn hit that attitude ig#get u a man who can yoinky sploink and be graceful on the pole#SKSKS he said pole? nah this a BALLET BARRE.#this makes me wonder about his back flexibility as my back is very tight#i didn't struggle too bad with attitude but ARABESQUE? 💀 HELL NAW.#jere arabesque real quick i'm tryna see sumn sksk#käärijä
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how old is sgt. floyd pepper actually tho?
cuz I know he said he was 43 in 2016 (making him 50 now), which tbf is already unlikely cuz that would have made him 2 when the band first performed in 1975.
but we also now know that he is significantly older than animal. we know that before floyd adopted animal, teeth had already graduated from university, making him realistically at least 23. Its unclear how much older floyd is than teeth, but we know it takes an average of 8 years to become a sergeant, and we don't know how long he served as a sergeant. it's unclear how long teeth worked at the family practice after graduating, or the length of time between floyd and teeth forming a band and floyd adopting animal, so we'll cancel that out too. so overall we know he's probably at least 24 when he adopts animal, but he could be much older.
by the time the band performs in 1975 (and signs the standard famous rock start contract on Jan 7th) animal is grown. again, we have no basis for how old animal is. I'd like to assume performing on a show called "sex and violence" that he is at least 18. this would mean, again conservatively, that floyd is at least 42.
bringing his minimum age in 2023 to 83. minimum. realistically he's probably a lot older. (this means he was born in 1940 at the latest).
#man is old#i hope janice is also that old but she has a very youthful spirit and is aggressively flexible for an 80 yo#the muppets mayhem#muppets#the electric mayhem#dr teeth and the electric mayhem#the muppets#floyd pepper#muppets mayhem
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"I'll stretch my canvas on glass," I say. "It'll be easy to gesso smoothly and surely it can't bleed through that much and even if it does it won't stick," I say. "I'll be able to remove it cleanly," I say, and then struggle for my life to peel the canvas off of it
#c3personal#I managed to get it off with no incient but MAN. liquitex makes some strong shit#I've never used their gesso before so I was not expecting glass to betray me like this#it's very flexible tho which is great
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🙌 //its angry but take it any way you please
send 🙌 to grab my muse by the throat
this can either be aggressive or flirty. the context of why is entirely up to you and for you to specify if you'd like!
"We haven't even set a safe word, what are you-"
It was hard to maintain cheek, when strong hands closed around his throat with clear intent.
The young fae struggled, a response of panicked instinct, rather than any hope of getting away. One part intimidated to two parts bruised pride, his gaze was venomous.
"I hired you to guard m-me. This isnt... guarding."
#idontkillorphans#he has 1 braincell and unfortunately its not enough#perhaps fed up bodyguard moment?#im thinking young fae noble hired a man to take him safely through mortal lands#maybe he's never been around humans before so he needs the extra help#gotta set the young lord straight on how you talk to others etc#whichever though im very flexible and sorry to sleip for his suffering
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Sam looked ridiculously beautiful as Harlequin. I also loved Rolin expressing so much annoyance at seeing Sam rehearsing for Harlequin and realizing "he can fucking move"
Literally insane what filling in blond eyebrows can do (but more seriously, yes, it's wild that he just ?? Looks like that ?? Especially given the costume and styling is not an easy one to pull off!! I understand you, Armand, I'd unfortunately and embarrassingly fall in love with him too!)
Rolin was so hilarious about it in that 92NY interview. I just know the little shimmy-kick move is playing on rotation in his head as he writes s3.
#the dip is actually what does it for me though#he can bend his back so far!#the mere concept of an australian man with ANY physical flexibility at all is insane to me#trust me i do three yoga classes a week i see these men try to move beside me#actually one of my instructors (who's become a good friend) also does a weekly yoga class for men's shed which i just find so delightful#and she LOVES it but she is also like 'those men are like lego they can bend from the waist and move their arms only' lmao#but she says they're very sweet and try really hard and she loves them all so that's really nice#anyway congrats to louis for having a bendy husband with rhythm truly an anomaly given he is white haha#iwtv asks#welcome to my ama
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Hey folks who go "This character wouldn't go for this gender"...
We get it. You're a certain way and so you tend to see the world through your own personalised filter. So do I and everyone else, though. Are we not valid?
And sure, no one is forcing you to consume content that makes you uncomfortable. You can avert your eyes any time, as long as you try to be tactful about it and not hurt anyone.
But just for once I'd like to see a "I'm [a certain way] and I don't hate on people who have it different" post instead. Just like I'm figting my own decades long programming by exposing myself to pretty pictures and stories whenever the two people/characters make sense to me, you might wanna do that with whatever makes you uncomfortable for whatever reason.
You know why? Because you're kinda being just like the people who say these things about your deal. The very people you might've been hurt by your whole life. And I don't feel like you mean to send this sort of signal (I hope you don't).
It doesn't feel nice having to read these comments. It doesn't feel nice having your choice devaluated, for any reason. Maybe consider that the next time you feel like dropping a post.
#yeah it was a specific post#very short just two sentences expressing lack of understanding#it didn't feel like an attack just like a dismissal#kinda “you people are weird for shipping this”#weird for shipping a feminine OC with a NPC man#get it?#what the FUCK does it matter#but i guess it does because i instantly felt attacked#i wanted to just scroll past and forget it#but seriously WHY#i dkn't even remember if it was tagged#so maybe it was tumblr's fault for serving me such a post (name of the charactef dropped in the text)#just fucking enjoy your m/m and let us enjoy our stuff#it's just a character and any headcanon is just as valid#my hc for example is that he's bi#because i happen to be bi#see what i mean about the filters?#i'd prefer everyone to be bi#great range of choices like that - also great flexibility#openly bi people don't tend to be so narrow minded about which gender combinations are valid#maybe try to be cooler yeah?
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i try so hard to set up 会話テーブル and none of the people from japanese club come and im like ah.... do they see me as too hardcore. do i expect too much and im just here being insane. but then i see my partner who has self-studied consistently for years and has transcended the need for such things and im like yeah no i could be way more hardcore these people just dont wanna commit
#mocha speaks#i am frustrated!!!! but it's fine other people came (not from jclub) and it was very good bc they actually care to study#im just like why does the japanese learning language club. not wanna come do japanese learning#the amount of times people in there go 'i wish i had speaking practice :( i wanna get better' etc etc#and im like yeah!! i made a language table!! come join my thing we can get better together!!#then it's not a good time for them or too far or they dont wanna actually go#which is fine and understandable but then they STILL are like man i wish there was somewhere to practice I AM MAKING IT EXIST RIGHT NOWWW#even worse when im like yeah ok let's meet outside of my thing to practice!! i can be flexible!!#THEY DONT WANNA GO THEN EITHERRRR
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/ TAKING ALL OF U GUY'S KIND SUGGESTIONS !!!
#;ooc#ooc#wistrea#rotdame#nihilara#sosordid#IM LAUGHINGGGG#/initially i too thought i would be a b.lade enthusiast but im normal about him tbh#/W.ELT IS MY HUSBANDDDDD; in truth i feel like i technically could bc of past experiences with similar type of characters#/but i refuse to get on the other h.onkai's lore my brain is not that big YOUCHHH#/im just admiring him from the distance and pulling from my pocket a heart shaped necklace with his pic on it#HE IS SOOOOOOO!!!! w.elt....#S A M PO- i actually wrote him for a very very very limited time#he is the man s.lut i was refering to btw#/GREAT TIMING TO USE THIS S.AMPO ICON THEN-#/it was wayyyyy back when i first downloaded s.tar rail#/i think he would be a funny muse to write; i love him but i hate him but i love him but i h-#/A.VENTURINE MY BELOVED!! tho sometimes i waver with his type of character;#like; that effortless charm is sohard to GRASP- AUGH!#c.aelus is on the list of genuinely considering bc he's so silly and i feel like his character has a nice flexibility#FOR B.OOTHILL#he's the reason i came back- alongside a.venturine's appearance#SO UMM UMMM UMM#ALAS-#also really love m.arch too; d.an h.eng
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“Jane was a willing tool whose personality it is more than kind to describe as ‘pliable.’” - Eric Ives
“Her conduct, first as a royal lady-in-waiting and later as a queen, indicates that she was more of a steel magnolia - a fragrant, seemingly fragile, ultra feminine exterior concealing a tensile core.” - Leslie Carroll
“Any woman setting out on the course Jane Seymour would follow over the next few months would have had to be possessed of both strength and resolution, as well as driving ambition and a flexible conscience." - Alison Weir
“Not much is known about Jane’s character, ['the mild and pliable’ Jane]. Most likely her meekness was exaggerated in the official documents in order to draw a strong distinction between this gentlewoman-queen and the other one, but certainly she was compliant enough to do just as she was told by her brother and his wife [...]” - Nicola Shulman
‘[This] characterization of ambition without flex of conscience [...] how far from the truth was that interpretation when one considers her double image and moral callousness?” - Pamela M. Gross
‘Jane Seymour was (apparently) more pliable than her mistress. Carew [and others] facilitated the courtship of Jane by offering lodgings [...]” - Tracy Borman
#i don't actually think these are too dissimilar.......?#pliable vs flexible vs tensile/ductile?#they are all very 90s but im not really taken in by many of the 2020s assessments#is it still true that no one else has done a full dissertation on jane seymour since pamela gross? man she did not hold back#@anne-the-quene really said 'show your work'...SO mother <3#eric ives#pamela gross
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#after hearing about recent developments (that happen to be the f***ing funniest shit in a VERY long time)#this is all my brain is able to conjure up as a possible outcome#ylvis#bård ylvisåker#art?#no#i put 98% of my effort into the chair and it shows#i know this isnt realistic since the man is about as flexible as a bård (see what i did there) but this is still 100% what it'll be like#kongen befaler
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dick finally adjusting to the idea of being replaced without his knowledge or permission just in time for jason to be killed <3 all the jealousy and resentment he just finished burying would immediately resurface in the form grief disguised as blame for bruce, yeah.
#mobile.#thinking about fucked up batman robin dynamics again. sorry#having a normal one at work today [<- been here for 1 (one) hour]#okay but truly there's nothing bruce could do at that point that would make my dick OR later jason feel different#whether bruce was kinder or less kind whether he kills the joker or the joker continues to live#he's damned if he does damned if he doesn't because i truly think their own completely different grieving processes are centered#on the same thing. which is that bruce allowed it to happen in the first place#which is. isn't fair. bruce is only a man. but he's man himself into an ideal he can't live up to and they hate him for it#dick very briefly before it just turns to grief and apathy. jason for much longer in a far more complicated way because that's his Dad!!!!#ok i can't get into it. this is all so messy <3 and is flexible re: bruce potrayals but it's very doomed either way#sickos who love fucked up found families YES! haha Yes!#*made himself. into an ideal. love spelling <3#headcanon. . .⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙲𝚁𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙿𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚄𝚂𝙴⠀:⠀dick#dyn. . .⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙻𝙸𝙵𝙴 𝙰𝚂 𝙰 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙷𝚈 𝙾𝙿𝙿𝙾𝙽𝙴𝙽𝚃⠀:⠀bruce + dick
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