#the look in Blitz's eyes

[angelshizuka]

"But this transactional thing we have... it's not right anymore. It hasn't been-- it never was."

HELLUVA BOSS 2.08 - The Full Moon

[purrvaire]

they're so in love im gonna throw up real quick

[ephemeralgalaxies]

no no don't talk to me. you're telling me that Blitz and Stolas both have pictures with the other of themselves smiling while the other doesn't? and those are the ones they each keep? you're telling me there is a tangible representation of their different perspectives of their relationship???

Stolas' pictures including a conscious Blitz looking away from the camera and Stolas. Blitz's picture including an unconscious Stolas cuddled up next to him. Because Stolas believes them on equal footing/the same page about what their dynamic is with Blitz just hating every minute of it and Stolas. Because Blitz believes they're on different levels entirely and that the only way he can be content is when the rest of the world (and Stolas specifically) live on without him.

Because Stolas and Blitz are both terrified of being/dying alone, but while Stolas would sacrifice his love for Blitz, Blitz doesn't believe his own love is worth anything to begin with.

[drama-glob]

Just thinking how Fizz has always been so expressive with his big eyes and not just when he met Ozzie. ;) ^_^ <3<3<3<3 It also means he's had years to perfect the look too, but I'm mainly just happy Fizz reserves that admiration for Ozzie now instead of Mammon. ;) ^_^<3<3<3

[chosenmango4233]

Y'all do you think Blitz is going to go out of his way to buy like specific self care products for feathers for Stolas? Do we think he knows every brand by heart or he doesn't have a clue and buys one of each kind just to make sure his bird has everything he needs 🥺🥺

[badnewswhatsleft]

(x, x) the big fall out boy and the small fall out boy are the silliest together

[theophagie]

The way some people talk about Stolas and Blitz's deal speaks miiiiiles about how they view sex work in general (because that's literally what it was before Feelings got more involved and shit became messy), but also I don't think they realise that Stolas didn't owe his grimoire to Blitz just because

[thesupernaturalhouse]

I love helluva boss....however, I swear to God, if the sins meet because of Stolitz or they actually give a damn about an imp and goetia dating

I swear to god

I will rewrite all of season 2 and maybe some of s1

[sludgekludge]

always bugged me that blitzo basically has a breakdown in front of stolas, crying about how he can do better, how he needs the book, not believing stolas can love him, and stolas doesn't show concern even once. blitzo's screaming and crying, in hysterics, because he just went from 'i thought i was going to lose my business' -> 'you're abruptly telling me you love me after being distant' and we're meant to hate him because stolas, the one who never once asks if he's ok, not even in apology tour when emotions have settled a little...stolas got his feelings hurt a bit.

stolas wasn't the only one crying and breaking down. helluva boss pushes the 'perfect victims are the only ones that matter' mentality so hard. its why blitzo doesn't matter, why stella doesn't matter. because they're more abrasive than soft boy stolas.

i had a similar thought process when watching that scene lol

i think you're spot on about the perfect victim thing, though. there's a reason stolas is the saddest guy in the whole world, he's soft and waifish and nice and has only ever experienced being battered. if your trauma response is fight over faun, that's brutish, and you're undeserving of sympathy. miserable

[mrmeepsmadmind]

he drew the abs on with sharpie, don't fall for the gremlin's tricks

[kasparette]

Made some more icons for whoever finds them! :D

[amyisherenowitsokay]

“If I’m so terrible, how about you just grow a pair and replace me?”

“Are you gonna run off with him . . . and leave me behind?"

Editors notes under the cut

These bitches are truly deeply hella troubled and I’m tired of pretending their root insecurities are not fascinatingly parallel to one another. 

(Posting cause there’s unprecedented storming outside and I can’t sleep lmao)

As soon as s2 ep 2 came out I really deeply truly desired to make a little something something for Octavia and Luna and their relationships with their dads. I hope future eps give us more father-daughter content.

I also REALLY liked remaking the second half. I originally wasn’t going to, but the idea of getting to rip apart my work and try again was too juicy of an opportunity to pass up. As someone incapable of self-satisfaction, this soothed some of the aches in me that long to pick and pick and pick at all my creations ad nauseam. Also, having more clips mean I get to provide different interpretations to the same lyrics I’ve already worked with, which is also super cool.

original version for comparison can be found here

[captainclickycat]

So I wanted to put together a little compilation of my OFMDcon pictures and post them all at the same time, and I will be doing that at some point. But in the meantime here, Nathan!!

I really liked him, he was great fun and very complimentary about my painting. Cheerfully calls his coworkers bitch, like, a lot. I sort of want to do that too now.

[cuntyfieddemon]

wtf i was outside when i saw the crowley dump and i couldnt see the images properly bc there was tm sun. im inside now and i can see everything. crowley. my sweet baby. you are not crying. you cannot be crying. ill fucking kill you get those tears back in!!!! aziraphale are yiu GUCKITN KIDDING ME EHAT ARE YOU DOJNG TO HIM(me)

[tigersharktheautisticseawing]

Wierd helluva boss AU I just thoguth of (it's consuming me)

Basically, everything is the same, very canon compliant, but during the fire Blitzø lost an eye, specifically the one on the scarred side of his face

Now, he would be less effective with guns, since from what I heard once you lose an eye your depth perception goes to fuck itself and I'm pretty sure it's important for shooting and aiming guns, but if I'm wrong correct me

Now, he could go either of 3 directions:

(my favorite) He wears a sick-ass eyepatch 24/7, only ever taking it off to wash his face. Even Loona doesn't know he's disabled in the eye department. Everyone just assumed he was doing it for the vibes. Now, the outing of his disability could go two routes in this scenario • The Stolitz route Basically goes kinda like Crooked, they argue a bit, Blitzø has low self worth, Stolas says something, and Blitzø goes "because this is who I am!" or some bullshit and pulls of his eyepatch, to reveal that there's nothing behind it • The IMP route Moxxie: Umm, Sir, why are you wearing that eyepatch all the time? wouldn't it be better for fighting if you took it off? Blitzø: Oh I WISH! *pulls of eyepatch to reveal empty eye socket* Moxxie: *shooketh*

2. Protethic eye

Basically, just an eye, to put in his eyesocket to make him seem normal.

In this case, it goes like this

Blitzø: *misses target* Goddamn it, this would be easier without my eye issues!

Moxxie: Sir, may I suggest some glasses?

Blitzø: Aprecciate the thought Moxxie, but this shit won't be fixed by glasses! *pulls out prostethic eye mid-battle*

Moxxie: What the fuck-

3. Just plain ol' empty eye socket

No covering it up. Nothing. Just empty eye.

That woud make for a fun scene i ep. 7 tho, so even though it's my least fav it's still a fun idea to consider

Also, consider:

If Stolas found out about his disability, he would definetely ask for a fully functional prostethic eye along with a crystal. Like, Oz already makes limb protethics, and really advanced ones at that, so he probably has some kind of working robo-eyes for astronomical prices on the factory tape.

And, smol bonus, if Ozzie gave Stolas that eye for Blitz, he would totally have the eye do cool-ass tricks, like change colors or see super good or like be contected to a database like in Iron Man.

That would definetely make Full Moon much more interesting, and maybe help Blitz understand what's going on, since Stolas just giving him the crystal could be understood as trying to get rid of him, but ordering him a custom fucking actually working prostethic eye?*Not so much

So yeah, do whatever you want with this AU, just wanted to get this man outta my system, may edit screenshots/draw him without that eye

Anyway bye bye!

[gravedigest]

I need your fic(s) to be an animated series. I think that would fix me

You’re in luck, Madness Combat is an animated series!

Jk jk, if I had time, doing little animations where the guys are just chilling would be fun, I think.