dottore fans are so funny bc wdym "y/n has terrible nightmares so Zandik spends the night with them, craddling their head in his lap until they fall asleep🥺🥺" or "dottore is mean to everyone but has a soft spot for you"
Dottore would literally call y/n a slur and spit in their grave after putting them in said grave.
He is absolutely feral, this man is NOT for relationships and love, he probably thinks the cl!t is a myth to fuck with men's self esteem (greatest doctor my ass, he can't even hold a crying baby without shaking the little sperm for "experience")
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I have had a crush on the brides brother since we were 10 and 12 and I flirted with him and left the wedding with his phone number, we refollowed each other on our new instagrams, and he made a point to stop and reintroduce himself because he hadn’t met me since I changed my name and pronouns. best of all? he told me he “fell in love with me” the first day I met him when I jokingly made fun of him and then he tried to cover his ass by joking about the friend of mine he had a crush on for a while bc she led him on and he gave me three hugs goodbye and he liked the pictures I posted from the wedding and liked my Instagram story
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one day i will draw nsfw hildemet & the world will have to forgive me. Of course thats provided i dont take one look at it & go BAHHHH FUCK YOU ANATOMY & erase it all as i usually do & also i would probably not share it. But i will let you know so you can forgive me
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In the next episode we have Papang! Hallelujah! Let's scream together Monica!📢
MASS HYSTERIA SCREAMING EVENT AT MY HOUSE IN 5 IM GONNA BE WAITING FOR YOU ANON YOU JUST KNOW ME AND MY PRIORITIES SO WELL!!!!!!!!
THE SECOND PAPANG APPEARED ON MY SCREEN IN THE PREVIEW FOR NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE I WAS JUMPING ON MY COUCH BARKING BITING SCREECHING HOWLING VIBRATING OUT OF MY SKIN EVERYONE PLEASE CHEER AND CLAP FOR MY MAIN MAN!!!!!!!
my buddy nick about to be a stronger human being than i could ever be because if this man showed up in front of me and told me he was single and ready to mingle the only words coming out of my mouth next would be my house is nearby and im free rn
ANYWAY I SAID IT BEFORE BUT IMMA SAY IT AGAIN I HOPE NICK IS GONNA FORGET ABOUT BOSTON AT LEAST FOR A WHILE AND LET THIS MAN BLOW HIS BACK (and if after that nick still doesn't want him i will gladly take him)
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Just watched the Spanish 1931 Dracula this morning and it really did hold up a lot better than the English version?
I don’t know that you could call either one “better”, but I think it was just a lot more cinematic than the English version is theatrical. Like the characters spend so much time in English one monologuing about scenes we don’t see, from head-on camera angles. But the Spanish one just had more scenes with more set changes and camera work. Just kinda interesting how that made it more compelling where the English one really drags on despite being 20 minutes shorter lol
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halsin enjoyers, i’m telling you now, i have plans that i cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me. i have plans that i cannot share with you because the haters (my chronic inability to finish a single fic that i start) will sabotage me.
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clark as a nerdy little political staffer or advisor is always so funny to me because why are you here sir??? youre a supernatural creature who can explode ppl with his mind and he's just standing there in his little suit like 🧍♂️ 🧍♂️ 🧍♂️ doing shady shit for whatever politician or whatever he's working for and he obviously knows enough to BE there like business and politics mingle a lot so he's not going in blind but i imagine all the other staffers and people that have this as their legit job and their waking and sleeping lives just side eye him like 'yo that dude is weird why does insertcandidatehere keep him so close???'
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