#the lion the witch and the audacity of dis bitch~

[soiltouched]

@moondevoured

"I'm cold, Nessa." She wasn't really, aside from the little feet that had pattered across the marble flooring of their mansion's lavish landing in order to reach her older sister's room. But the company of her sister always made her sleep that much more soundly, and trying to obtain a spot in her bed had become a bit of a habit now. Some nights, she knew Nesta would begrudgingly give up the comfort of her spacious bed to accommodate her younger sister curled up next to her, whilst on other days, she would send her back to bed with promise of other times of shared comfort to come. Little did they know that there would be many times of shared beds, where moments of comfort would be few and far between.

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"Nesta, I'm cold---I can't shake the cold..." Her teeth had been chattering for well over an hour, and despite having the luck of being in the middle, between her two sisters, for this night, there was just no warming up, no winning the eternal race against the icy cold of winter that seeped through the cracks of their cottage. No matter what, it always seemed to catch up with her. And once it held her in its icy grasp, the cold would seep into her bones and settle there until every part of her ached. Pressing herself further against her older sister, Elain clenched her jaws tightly together.

"I'm sorry, I didn't want to wake you. Could you just---"

Nesta's warm breath washing over her was a good remedy against the wintery chill. Perhaps the only remedy she'd found; the fire had crackled out, their father asleep in front of it, and with no more wood to fuel it, they would have to wait until the next day to gain a true semblance of warmth again.

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Cold. So very, very cold. Not just her body, her very soul was cold now, her heart stilled, her breath frozen in her lungs, and she couldn't speak, couldn't hear, couldn't see. Everything around her was black now, a deeper, darker black than anything she'd ever experienced. And then the ice, Mother Above, the ice that ran through her veins---she opened her mouth to scream, but no sound emerged. Death gripped her, and she was deconstructed, piece by agonising little piece, until she was nothing but essence of the girl once known as Elain. The Cauldron stilled for the briefest of moments, marveling as it does with all Creation, and it gifted her with something in exchange for the marvel of her life. She could see. She could see so very far now.

---

"It's been cold without you."

She doesn't know why she says it like that, nor does she know if the message will even reach its intended goal or simply fall on deaf ears, but she has to try something. There was a point where she would have simply let the situation be, where she would have focused on her own pretty little things and pastimes in order to avoid confrontation...and she has been doing that, for far too long now.

It's taken quite a bit of time for her to come to that conclusion, and it takes even more conscious effort to not fall back into the same patterns, but she's on the right track. So is Nesta, she knows for a fact. But too much has happened between the two of them to just address that out in the open, out of nowhere. And so, she pushes past her habit of making herself scarce and busying herself with inconsequential things, in favour of what truly matters. Her sister.

She doesn't know a better way to say it. She can't outright say it. But it's written on her face nonetheless.

I miss you, Nessa.

[saincorner]

𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚑𝚠𝚊 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚠: The Heroine Had an Affair With My Fiance

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Author(s): Seol Yirin / 설이린

𝖠𝗋𝗍𝗂𝗌𝗍(𝗌): SUKJA

Type of babasahin: Manhwa

Status: On-going

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Description:

She became an extra who died because of her rubbish fiance. She succeeded in becoming best friends with the heroine in order to twist the original plot.

“I’m sorry, Ciel. But we’re still friends, right?”

The heroine had an affair with my fiance.

Yeah, go ahead and take that tr*sh.

“Would you like to have a relationship with someone who had an affair with my fiance, Your Highness?”

Cause I decided to have the Male Lead.

Since I’ve broken up my engagement, then I can start getting the Male Lead after getting out of the original story and decided to enjoy a happy life.

After a while, rumors have spread that I was the Crown’s Prince lover and was raking in money. And there’s also another news that the two had broken up.

“Ciel, I was wrong. Can we still be friends?”

“Ciel… I was foolish. You are the only one that I love. You love me too, right? So let’s start over.”

What? Are they both out of their mind? 

Throwing their hands away, I raised the corners of my lips.

“Don’t make me laugh. So get out of here.”

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Bad story, great art.

Four words that's best describe this manhwa, who very much disappointed me because of how badly it was executed. Although I love reading trashy webtoons to the point that I've read hundreds of them, I'm really surprised that I didn't like this one.

From the over-the-topped characters, to the  golden-fingerd protagonist. The plotholes in this story are just so blatant that it's too much even for my taste. I also dislike how the Crown Prince act when he is in his dragon form, and I think it's kinda corny when you realize that it's a grown ass man acting and chirping like a bird. Like, pleaseeeee your bloodline is a fierce dragon, why do you keep acting like a dog? It's seriously embarrassing  (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

Anyways, in regards to the shameless fiance and his delusional paramore. In my opinion, the manhwa illustrates it very well. Like cheating with your partner is already bad enough, but cheating with your partner's bestfriend!? Wow...The lion, the witch, and the audacity of these bitch. That's the text book definition of an asshole right there. 

I'm not completely dropping this series as I still believe that I can disgest in the future. So I'm just putting this on-hold, and rating it 3.1 stars. 

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[raellle]

𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗜𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗤𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀

𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢'𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦,

𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘯: *𝘒𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥*

𝘛𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘺: 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰?

𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘯: 𝘕𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘥.

𝘛𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘺: 𝘞𝘏𝘈𝘛 𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘋 𝘖𝘍 𝘈𝘕𝘚𝘞𝘌𝘙 𝘐��� 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘛?!

[yourstormthlaylirahh]

No but GMM putting an EarthMix cat dads ad in front of their knock off of 1000 Stars? Asdjgklkgijj too funny 😂😂😂

[hisnephew]

Your wife was a hollow’s candy.

come again ???

[r--at]

Can you do 18 with Gen z humor 🛀🔥

18: MC with gen z humor

Warnings: Cussing, some dark humor

Lucifer

He would be so annoyed at first.

Would be shook if you talked back to him.

Lucifer: MC...Mammon I swear if you two don't stop I'll-

MC: Bitch I hope the fuck you do, you'd be a damn ass son of a bitch if you tried

Lucifer: . . .

Mammon: . . . Yeah- what they said.

He is just in pure shock because of the amount of audacity one person can hold.

He is going to be so concerned about how many depressing jokes they make.

Super confused and definitely wonders if this is normal fo humans to find this kind of stuff funny.

Some comebacks he may find humorous, he just won't let you feel the power of seeing him amused.

Sometimes he has to power walk back to his room to hold back from laughing.

Mammon

He is also confused and freaked out with all the things they find funny.

He is terrified of them at first with all the things they laugh at, and he's like: did they just laugh when that child fell?

Though the thing that brings him closer to you is probably going to be the fact that not only are you brave enough to talk back to anybody, your talking back is also hilarious.

He'd turn into even more of a headache if your humor rubbed off on him.

Random demon: That's why you're broke, maybe if you learned how to save your mone-

Mammon:

MC: That's why yo mama dead, dead as hell, what money does she have huh? What money does she have in her casket? That's why yo granny ain't got no knees, she can't pray to jesus bitch.

Mammon bullying is not tolerated over here.

Oh you thought he was clingy? Well now you have the sin of greed clinging to your legs whenever he gets into trouble.

Leviathan

Yes yes yes

Someone that shares at least, close enough, his own humor.

Meme spamming, just randomly throughout the day you'll just spam eachother with memes.

Joke about each others mental illnesses together, perfect bonding time.

I can see you two yelling that yeet skrt song.

Levi:Yeet

MC:Yeet skrt

Levi:Yeet Yeet

MC:Skrt

Levi:Skrt skrt

MC:Roll up

Levi:Yeet

MC:Drop that

Levi:Yeet

MC:Skrt that

Levi:Pop that

MC:Aye Aye

Levi:Aye Aye

MC: You never loved me mom, but I needed you ~woah~

Satan

Definitely thinks you are a headache at first.

Would start to like you after seeing you talk back to Lucifer.

Would definitely invite you to prank Lucifer.

Your bonding time consists of roasting Lucifer or just random demons you dont like.

Satan: *calling Lucifer*

MC:

Lucifer: Yes?

Satan: *nods to MC*

MC: This is for Lucifer, you big fat, white nasty, smelling fat bitch

Why you took me off the motherfuking schedule with your trifling dirty white racist ass big fat bitch

And maluma body ass bitch.

Asmodeus

This is fine. This is fine. Did you just laugh after running into that door and getting a bloody nose?

Asmo....You just....Concern him.

But he will still hang around you because, bad bitch energy.

Will hype you up if you are arguing with a random demon again.

MC: You can't kill me, I'm a bad bitch.

Lucifer:

Asmo: Yes queen!

The jokes about trauma and darker, depressing stuff however, he is just kinda awkwardly laughing to play along because he doesn't know what to do.

Beelzebub

After every single bad or depressing joke you make about yourself, you will recieve a hug. You can't refuse.

Highly concerned about why you are laughing at such weird things...didn't you nearly fall down the stairs a second ago?

Will definitely watch over you like you are a child, to make sure you dont hurt yourself.

No offing yourself jokes tolerated in this facility.

MC: Y'know if I ate 480 bananas I wouldn't have to worry about doing my homework.

Beel: ..Why's that?

MC: I'd be dead.

Beel: Don't you do it.

And that's why the House of Lamentation ran out of bananas, and why Beel will no longer let you near them.

Belphegor

Just don't exsist too loudly, he has to get his hundreds of depression naps in.

Wouldn't mind you at first, unless he heard you laughing too loud.

10/10 Would drag you into some prank involving Lucifer as the victim.

Would probably joke about murder or mental illnesses with you.

But don't worry he wouldn't actually murder you. Or well, he wouldn't again.

MC: Hey Lucifer, what's red and bad for your teeth?

Lucifer: *sigh*

Lucifer: What?

MC: A brick.

Belphie: This is a threat.

Belphie will make sure you two leave Lucifer with an even worse headache than before.

Diavolo

This is okay, this is fine, this is normal, wait- was that supposed to be funny?

So confused.

Never knew humans could find such odd things so humorous.

Bad bitch? What's that? Definitely ended up asking Lucifer or Barbatos about it.

What in the chaotic energy is this.

Diavolo: And then they laughed...

Barbatos: MC laughed after having a breakdown about her grades?

Barbatos: That's not that bad.

Diavolo: I think I heard her say she wanted to kill herself...and then laughed again...

Barbatos:. . . Oh

Barbatos

Keep a straight face. Keep a straight face.

It's just some of the things you say make him internally die of laughter, not like you could tell.

He is slightly concerned when you start banging your head against the desk, or the wall, when you recieve your test grades back.

Solomon: You are so easy to piss off

MC: And you're so easy to make insecure, wait until I tell you about your big ass of a-

Barbatos:

Barbatos: *Internally wheezing*

On the outside he doesn't have much to any reaction to anything you say, but sometimes on the inside he is trying so hard to keep himself from laughing.

Solomon

He understands your humor...but sometimes its just... its...so random.

He's kinda just like wondering if he should get you to a therapist when you go back.

Asmo: And then he told me that pink just didn't fit me. Can you believe that!?

Solomon: Well-

MC: The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch.

How have you not died? Just how.

With how much he see's you going off on people its just a wonder.

Simeon

This isn't funny MC-

Making fun of yourself is not okay.

Super confused on how you find literally any of this funny.

MC, you can do better, go read the bible, your humor needs it.

MC: look at this bitch. So gross. How do you live with yourself. Your life is a mess. Go see a therapist. You need some antidepressants or something!?

Simeon: Um..MC...That's your reflection.

MC: Chile anyways-

Hey, hey, hey no offing yourself jokes MC, this isn't funny, this isn't okay, no. No. No. Stop it.

Probably contemplates taking you to church at least five times a day.

Luke

Why're you laughing.

Please stop. This isn't funny MC.

Never watches horror movies with you. Ever.

MC this isn't supposed to be funny- why're you laughing after someone told you to burn in hell?

So concerned, scared, and confused.

Luke: MC- this isn't supposed to be funny?

Luke: Why are we watching this?

MC: Did you- *wheeze* Did you see the way that bitch just tripped while trying to run away?

No more horror movies, and no more unsolved murder documentaries for you MC.

[class1akids]

Shouto arrived at the scene, saw Shigaraki with his dusty hand on his unofficial adopted dad's face and went full "the lion, the witch and The Audacity Of This Bitch". I love to see it.

Yeah, it felt like both Shouto and Izuku were going for the kill or at least going for the “I-don’t-care-if-he-dies, I need to stop him” and while that’s totally understandable in the moment and looking at the scale of destruction Shigaraki has caused, I still find it somewhat disturbing - with them being 15-16 and all the “heroes don’t kill” rules.

[luvervinyl]

The BAU as text I've sent

Penelope Garcia - Why the heckity heck is there a cat on the roof?!

Spencer Reid - I AM sleep deprived. But oh well-

Emily Prentiss - the lion the witch and the audacity of this bitch. This bitch being me.

David Rossi - I remember that face he was a bully and has a British accent. I hate him.

JJ - PEMDAS = Periwinkle Edamame Monkey Declaration (of independance) And Sand...wich

Derek morgan - He's probably digging his grave

Reid in general - And I replied with a very akward nervous laugh and saying " well uh it's complicated" and lol yeah I'm akward

Hotch watching the team do dumb shit - Put me out if my misery already.

Spencer Reid on didauldid - And I'm crazy, sleep and coffee deprived, but yes I'm fine!!!

Me about Jemily - Ikr!!! Like jsjisjsis they are the dynamic duo of amazing-ness!!

Me about Jemily and moreid - They have like no clue! And I'm like do I look gay enough?!

Reid - My inability to sit properly in chairs only furthers my point of being very ~GAY~

Me when Emily died - H E L L O . . . Is you dead??

[lightningbugqueen]

Stupid things my Friends and I have said

Reblog with incorrect quotes if you want

Friend 1

Eat Dirt

I am the Goblin

I take pride in being a wanted criminal

Can I roll to seduce Satan?

[friend] has a bite mark from over the summer to prove you don’t mess with me

SHOES ARE WORTHLESS

The Goblin of the Tree

*incoherent screeching*

I put the Sexy in Dyslexia. Oh, shit

*iron man dies* *audible tears*

*shrill voice* I WILL COOK YOU!!!

I can see up your skirts *gets kicked*

Coconut wine!

Stripper beach

Sure, men are useful, I mean, reproduction

Friend 2

North Main Street

She was my friend

Gotta have high high hopes for the lemons

Skinny pop pop

Friend 3

I am the tree guardian, guardian of the tree. ‘Artemis Quivers before him’

I will destroy you 

Why read book when you can read Trippy(holds up lizard named Trippy)

“[name] no!” [name] Yes

The Lion, the Witch, and the audacity of this bitch 

My free trial of brain function has ended

Friend 4

There’s been another....MURDER

I know a lot about public executions

Do you ever just die?

This is how we win Finn

I’m here I’m queer and you have everything to fear

WHERES MY MOTHER FUCKING PASCETTI

Friend 5

Oogily Boogily boogily oogily

A mozzarella pepperoni pizza pie

I predict that I doesn’t know whats going on

I love violent French accents

I am allergic to dogs!!! *pets dog*

Sad Sam is angstyt boi (talking about Supernatural)

#living that Hook Man life (again talking about Supernatural)

Lick her ear (Also talking about Supernatural)

Me

They outlawed the gayness!!!

Excuse me, I am not sheek, I am gay. 

I is the dinosaur 

Many people

Mothman, there’s no need to feel down, 

I said mothman, pick that man off the ground, 

mothman, swing your friend all around 

cuz it’s fun 

to 

swing 

a 

human!

Friend 4: With the power of Harry Potter and the gay I will rule all

Me: Oh no. I fear for my life. 

Friend 1: You should

Friend 4: I am the night

Friend 1: And I am the dusk

Me: and I am the rising sun

Friend 3: I am god

Friend 1: You’re a bitch, that’s what you are

Lizards are Suicidal

[avionvadion]

Me- Tighnari

Sister- Diluc

Sister’s Other Friend- Kaeya, Shinobu

Fighting the Hydro Hypostasis, Tighnari gets thrown back by an attack: “The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch-!”

Kaeya, absolutely losing it: “The lion, the witch, and the audacity-! Bwahahahaha!”

Diluc: “This is officially my new favorite line. I’m going to use this forever now.”

…

Tighnari, lost, very directionally challenged, trying to find way back to the Hydro Hypostasis and reunite with Kaeya and Diluc: “Where am I!? Oh gods, Mirror Maiden-! Mirror Maiden! Don’t attack me-! No, climb! Phew, how did that miss me!? WAH! WALKING FAST, WALKING FASTER!”

Kaeya, from far ahead: “No, nooooooo! Don’t! Nooo!

Tighnari: “Wait, what’s happening!?”

Diluc, wheezing: “Kaeya-“

Kaeya: “I’m dead! I just died!”

Tighnari: “What?”

Diluc, still laughing: “Kaeya drowned!”

Tighnari, still lost but also now cackling as well: “Noooo, Kaeya!”

…

Once more, lost on way to the Hydro Hypostasis because of teleporting to the wrong spot-

Tighnari, hearing more shouting and laughter from Kaeya and Diluc: “What’s happening!? What happened now?”

Kaeya: “Diluc is dead!”

Tighnari: “WHAT.”

Diluc: “My glider lagged and didn’t work, and I fell in the waterfall, and then I was just dead!”

…

Once again, lost.

Tighnari: “Ooooh, Kaeya! I’m going to follow Kaeya!”

Kaeya runs in the wrong direction: “Where are we?”

Tighnari: “…Wait, I think we’re-“

Diluc, waiting for Tighnari and Kaeya by the Hypostasis: “You’re going on the wrong way!”

Tighnari and Kaeya: “Oh-!”

…

Tighnari: “Oooh, Kaeya! I’m gonna follow you!”

Kaeya: “Didn’t we learn that’s a bad idea since I got lost last time?”

Tighnari: “Yeah, but it’s better to be together than separated! That way, if anything happens, we’ll at least be able to help each other! Besides, I’m always lost.”

…

After beating the Hydro Hypostasis for the twentieth time, Tighnari and Kaeya start sparring.

Diluc: “I love how you two are just attacking each other.”

Kaeya, runs off and uses special. Tighnari shoots him with his own special. Diluc is watching in amusement. Kaeya eventually dodges and nears Diluc.

As Tighnari prepares another attack, Kaeya attacks Diluc.

Diluc: “EXCUSE YOU-!”

Diluc blasts Kaeya with all three of his specials. Kaeya starts running for it while Diluc chases him at full speed.

Tighnari, wheezing: “This is how Kaeya loses his other eye!”

Diluc and Kaeya, both cackling and losing it. Diluc unleashes his bird attack before running full speed again after Kaeya. Diluc: “I’m taking your other eye, Kaeya!”

Tighnari: “O-Oh, wow. Diluc really has it out for him. Oof. This is happening, okay. Here, I’ll help- ack, stay still so I can snipe you!”

Kaeya: “No!”

Diluc: “RETRIBUTION!”

Tighnari: “Headshot- noooo, I lagged! I was about to shoot your other eye!”

Kaeya: “Ha!”

…

While fighting the Hydro Hypostasis

Shinobu- suddenly dies.

Kaeya: “WHAT JUST HAPPENED!??? SHINOBU JUST GOT BARRELED OVER!!!”

Diluc: “I saw!!!”

Tighnari: “Wait, WHAT!? That’s what happened!?”

Kaeya: “Shinobu got stuck BENEATH the cubes and they just killed her!”

Tighnari: “LIKE A STEAMROLLER!???

Kaeya: “EXACTLY LIKE A STEAMROLLER!”

Diluc: “Shinobu, noooo!”

Genshin Co-op Highlights (which is mostly me being a chaotic dumb dumb and my sister/sister’s friend have the patience of saints)

Me- Kaeya, Amber, Lumine

Sister- Aether, Razor, Bennet

Sister’s Friend- Zhongli

Low-level Kaeya following high-level Aether up a cliff. Stamina gives way. Starts falling.

Kaeya: “Frick, I’m dead! Oh, no, wait.”

Sees health bar that’s in the red. Starts climbing.

Kaeya: “I’m still alive! Now again!”

Falls. Sees healthbar reach zero.

Kaeya: “...Okay, now I’m dead.”

Aether, amused and surprised from atop very tall cliff: “Wait, seriously?”

Kaeya: “Yup, it’s okay, though. Let me eat some food.”

...

Aether, gesturing to a very large coliseum: “And this is where you fight the big wolf guardian dude!”

Kaeya, nodding along and squinting while observing the area. “Hmm... I don’t like it. There’s not enough running away room.”

Aether: “...That’s because there IS no room to run away.”

...

Razor and Kaeya running around Mondstat. Razor, confused: “Where are all the monsters?”

Kaeya, pondering the question: “I guess I killed them all.”

Razor: “They should respawn though!”

Kaeya: “...I was very efficient.”

Razor: “I wAS VeRy EfFecient!”

...

Kaeya, frowning, staring at a Geoculus: “How the frick am I supposed to get it?” Starts jumping around, climbing trees.

Aether: “You can’t.”

Kaeya: “WATCH ME!”

Kaeya starts jumping around again. Stops.

Kaeya: “Oh no, wait. Hold on.”

Visits statue, becomes Lumine, returns to Geoculus area. Summons geo boulder and misses.

Lumine: “...Okay, one more time.”

Climbs atop second geo boulder that is severely twisted inside a rock. Jumps and gets Geoculus.

Lumine, a victorious gremlin: “NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!”

...

Kaeya, running excitedly in circles around Zhongli: “He’s so pretttyyyy!!!”

Zhongli, very amused: “Right??? Voice is super deep too. Here.”

Proceeds to show off every single one of his attacks so voice lines could be heard.

Zhongli: “Zhongli is called “Daddy no Money” since he’s always forgetting Mora. It’s great.”

Kaeya: “...So he’s the opposite of a sugar daddy????”

Zhongli, cackling: “Basically, yeah!”

Kaeya, squinting: “I have so much Mora though. I could buy him all the things!!! Make it a contract or something. I pay for whatever he wants and he hangs around me.”

Zhongli: “So we’d basically be paying him to be our friend, lol.”

Aether: “He IS very strict about contracts. It could work.”

Kaeya: “...Dragon man shall be my friend. Or he would be, at least, if I didn’t join the game a month late.” Sighs. “One day. One day beautiful dragon man shall come home”.

Zhongli, dying in the background from laughter.

...

Bennet attacking enemies. Kaeya, at level fifty, gliding off a cliff to approach enemies. Miscalculated trajectory of the glide to enemies. Goes to smash the enemies on the ground.

Kaeya dives past them to the cliff side, towards water. Dies.

Becomes Amber: “Holy frick I died!!! What just happened!??”

Aether: “Wait, what’s wrong!?”

Amber, looking around, starts to climb but loses stamina halfway, falls back to the tiny and only foothold on the cliff edge: “I think I’m stuck.”

Aether: “Where ARE you!?”

Amber: “At the bottom of the cliff! I dived to attack and then Kaeya died! It’s just ocean. I can’t climb up either. I misjudged the distance.

Aether: “...Can you teleport?”

Amber: “...Yeah, hold on.”

Teleports, glides back, enemies are dead. Turns into Kaeya.

Kaeya: “The risk I took was calculated, but-“

Aether: “-man, you’re bad at math.”

...

Razor: “I taste... blood!”

Kaeya, starts icing enemies in a rage, dashing towards him: “HOW DARE YOU HIT MY SON!”

Razor becomes Aether: “Razor is the best boy! WE MUST PROTECT!”