#the lesbians have overtaken me

[adankrivervalleynearyou]

Rachel's actual reaction to Quinn complimenting her

like I know what you are

[romantically-yours]

I just wanna go on dates with her

[mothgirlpanties]

@barbarian-lesbian

To be the royal advisor to the princess as your barbarian army takes the castle...

To be forced to watch as my liegelady is paraded before your conquering army, wearing naught but her crown and jewelry, before coming to kneel before the woman who took her throne. Your legs spread wide, throbbing womanhood glistening with battle-sweat- my princess sways for a moment, overtaken by the scent...

She eventually returns to herself, and hesitantly plants a kiss at the base of your shaft. It is followed by another, then a tentative lick.

Her minstrations are... clumsy at best, and your amusement slowly fades into boredom.

My heart clenches in fear for my lady, and I find within me the resolve to step forward, hands deftly unbuttoning my coat.

Your warriors move to stop me, but hesitate as I toss aside my jacket and begin on my shirt. I stride past them and approach the dais, shucking what remained of my outerwear.

You reach for the battleaxe that rests against what is now your throne, but make no further moves as I kick off my shoes and ascend the steps. I am unashamed in my nudity, for I refuse any dignity that my liegelady is denied. I fall into a low bow, her crest dangling before my chest as I approach the throne.

"Apologies for the intrusion," I simper, "but I am sworn to aid the princess in all her endeavors."

I come to a stop and kneel beside my liegelady; to her right and a half-pace behind, exactly where I belong.

Your scent is intoxicating, even from here, but I have a duty to uphold. I take a moment to gaze into my princess' eyes, musk-drunk and lustful as they are. "I am with you, my lady," I whisper to her. I place a loving hand on the back of her head, and gently push her down onto your cock.

[eightstarr]

hello baby i’m here to request some gym hcs for both abby and ellie (abby for sure goes but does ellie??)

💗💗 it have overtaken my life as you know

hi princess <3 i just got this but i immediately had more thoughts than i expected so here it is!!

abby has a strict routine that she designed a long time ago and hasn't changed in the slightest since. i'm a firm believer that she goes to the gym at night!! it works with her schedule and she likes that there aren't as many people around.

she has never missed a workout a day in her life. i know we know this but it needs to be stressed!! she has gone in tired, hungover and sick— or all three things at once. you tell her she should stay in bed when she has a cold and she says, "it'll be good for me, baby, i'll sweat out the germs."

you look unimpressed. "is that a medical term?"

she slips on a loose tank top over warm skin stricken with chills and comes to kiss your forehead, something quick, her lips barely making contact. a sentiment more than a gesture. she doesn't want you getting sick. "it's an abby term," she explains, and smiles like she does when she wants to get out of trouble. "even more official than a medical term."

i know everyone wants to go with abby to the gym and live out the plot from a lesbian porn video but i'm sorry to say that if you do come along, she's not paying attention to you <3 she'll compliment you to death on your outfit before you get there and kiss you stupid right before you go in, but as soon as you cross the door she's gone!! she's been doing it for too long to let distractions slip in. she clicks into that comfortable headspace and wears expensive noise canceling headphones and she loves you, she really really does, but she's not looking at you once until she's done. she'll let you come if you really want to, though, she likes knowing that you're watching her. sometimes she'll avoid her carefully prepared towel and wipe the sweat from her forehead with her shirt, just for you! but that's all you're getting.

abby has like, two gym buddies and they're both men in their early 60s that go there maybe once a month but they chat for like forty minutes when they see each other! she gets really excited. every cool gym person that's there everyday wants to be her friend but she doesn't wanna talk about working out, she wants to hear about paul's granddaughter and dan's new lawnmower, thank you very much!

definitely has strong opinions on water bottles. has tried so so many and you cannot tell her that her current one isn't the best in the market. i will not elaborate on the details because i do not know enough about the subject, but she can tell you all about it if you ask! please ask.

ellie doesn't go to the gym but she runs after the bus when she's late sometimes :) does that count? i just asked her and she said that it counts.

[mzannthropy]

So it's still a while till The Count of Monte Cristo limited series will se the light of day, but in the meantime, is there a reason for optimism for a Sam Claflin fan? This Sam Claflin fan, at least.

Regardless of the choices the adaptation will make, one thing sure is that Sam will give a flawless performance as the titular character, and any disguises that this will include. I think abbe Busoni and the English lord should appear at least (the French film had them). It'll be a good microcosm of his range. He has a good arc: from a young naive idealistic sailor to a broken down prisoner at Chateau D'If to a man obsessed with revenge to a man who makes amends and finds peace, it will be a delight!

It's Sam once again playing a character completely different from any other one he has played so far. And you know what, this is the one that I will finally be able to say will be my blorbo. (I rarely use that term, in fact I don't think I used it ever, but it applies now.) I've not really had a chance to have that with Sam. I like so many of his performances, but I've not had a fave character that got as close to my heart as Edmond.

I'm really hoping, after everything that went on around Daisy Jones and the Six, that this limited series based on a book will have a more mature fandom, not so rabidly focused on romance and shipping. *Crossing my fingers so hard they hurt, please please please please please, universe, don't let Edmond x Mercedes shippers take over everything, please please please please please* (FWIW I don't think Edmond x Mercedes shippers are that crazy, but you never know what kind of stupid a new TV show might bring.) If it should happen that Tumblr discovers this show, I'm hoping that they will go for: 1. Maximilian x Valentine, the Romeo & Juliet star-crossed lovers, 2. Eugenie x Louise, the lesbians (I mean, canon HEA lesbians in period drama?) 3. the gay shipping. Albert x Franz, Albert x Edmond or even Franz x Edmond, or Edmond x any of the three antagonists. This is probably the best bet, tbh. While it may get annoying if the tag will get overtaken by shippers, I know I will not be the only one who will be annoyed by that. As long as Sam's performance is not reduced to romance only, it'll be fine. Which brings me to...

Chemistry. Oh dear. Okay, so if that word will get a mention, I hope this will be about Sam having chemistry with any/all of his co-stars, not just Ana Girardot; after all, they don't have that many scenes together. If it's with Jeremy Irons I won't mind. As there is a lot going on in the story, the show will simply not have time to dedicate long scenes to Sam looking at a co-star.

And last but not least, as Sam is the only actor in leading role, everyone else being a supporting character, all the promo and everything that will come with the series will concentrate on him and him only. Nobody, nobody will hog the limelight from him!

Bonus: awards?

[lorynna]

Everything about being a lesbian has been destroyed for me and is now tainted with sadness. Everything. Even LGB community. Even women's rights. My experience in all those spaces, I'm tired.

I always wanted to publish a lesbian love story. Now all the lesbian publishers are captured by gender ideology, so are all the successful lesbian writers. Everybody gaslights us we are evil because we won't accept the lie men can be lesbians, even though it provably disadvantages lesbians. I'm so hurt, so lonely, so full of rage and bewilder words seem a silly tool to try to convey any of it. I have so much hatred in me. Must be nice not to have to carry this. I've been fighting gender for years. I think I have to step away for my mental and physical health, which are already shot. It would be so nice not to be here.

Hello anon,

first of all, I get your frustration and your anger. I really do.

It's one thing to roam around reading posts on Tumblr or other social media, then turning off the phone and not being confronted by it anymore.

But it's a whole different thing to face everything again each time you want to enter a safe space in daily life that should have been for you but has been overtaken by gender brainrot ideology and overall people that don't belong there.

I am sorry your experiences inside of those spaces have let you down. You should still be proud of who you are and for being brave enough to not give up on your beliefs just for the sake of comfort, because I know how hard it is to keep holding onto them and how easy it would be to turn your brain off and stop caring and just going with the flow of society.

And you should most definitely still write that book! Everytime I read a novel about a sapphic relationship and then some kind of woke gender ideology nonsense gets mixed into it I cannot help but roll my eyes. You could really make a difference and I bet many other women would appreciate that book. Even if you just write it for the sake of you having fun by doing so - please proceed!

Taking a step back for your mental and physical well-being is always good and I hope you can find some peace during that time. Try to find some like minded community! It might help to find some support here and there!

[feminist-furby-freak]

Mourning the fact that I spent so much time accepting the term “lesbian” and unlearning all the conditioning that told me it’s a porn term only for less than 10 years later for the word to be completely overtaken by straight porn addict men who identify as lesbians and have to do the whole process all over again.

[blorboazula]

Thank you got calling out the bullshit about w@nd@ and the gargoyle that's supposedly her son. I haaate that the show and fandom is getting overtaken by them. Like we have QWOC and older queer women and yall want to drool over the whitewashed abuser and her white boy mini me? People once again gushing for m/m crap with that twerp and his bf when we might not even get a kiss from the canon f/f couple due to censorship? Ugh. Not even touching people villainixong Agatha immediately again.

So, I try to not be as vocal as I can be about how much I don't like Wanda and her stans, but here we go. I won't even tag her and such so don't come at me (or come, if you want). Little rant:

Yeah, like, I really, really don't like the way I'm seeing way too many people talking about him as if he's the main character of the show.

Like, yeah, sure, be excited about a character you like. I was jumping in joy when Carol showed up in the post credit scene of Ms. Marvel. I was talking about it on Twitter a lot but I also talked about the other stuff. I used to have a MCU side-blog and the majority of my posts weren't about that one thing. (Even if lots of my theories involved her since 1. The Marvels a movie I've been waiting and 2. she was one of the main characters in the direct sequel to Ms. Marvel). I still enjoyed the show for who the show was about even if my favorite character of the 'verse showed up + the series was very much connected to it.

(In the same vein, you don't need to consume every media with characters you like. I didn't watch WandaVision even if Monica was there.)

Agatha is the main character of the show, it's in the fucking name of the show. Sure, it's a trilogy and whatever (or so I heard), this part isn't about fucking Wanda, for fucks sake. It's Agatha All Along, not Wanda & Her Spontaneous Creations All Along.

But I knew it was going to happen. I've seen people tearing apart every non-Teen-is-Billy theory to shreds as if those were personally offensive. I'm sorry some people liked the theory that Teen was, somehow, the protagonist's kid. You know, because the protagonist is the character in which the story revolves around and the protagonist is the most important character because she's the FUCKING PROTAGONIST.

Queer representation is important, yup, and they fucked it up before (Loki anyone?). And the one in Eternals is almost a blink and you'll miss. But even if I'm not a lesbian/sapphic myself, I'm here like "come on, let the lesbians have this for ONCE". It was going so well, the jokes about lesbian witches and their emotional support emo twink, it was going so well.

I knew the moment that we had the identity reveal, the Wanda stans would be even louder and ruin the enjoyment of the others. I genuinely liked Teen and I still think that he was a pretty nice character before that fucking episode end – even if I wouldn't be surprised that he was manipulating them all this time, an evil little bitch like his mom (and that would be fun if it wasn't 1. for the twisted morals & 2. the fact that I ended up really liking Agatha).

About how they talk about Agatha: only Wanda is allowed to be mean, bitchy, evil, cruel and blame it all on her trauma. Every other villain? They're just evil. It's the kind of thing Ms. Volunteer-to-be-Experimented-on-by-HYDRA believes, considering her bullshit line to Strange.

Like, Wanda stans are really the fucking worse.

[meirimerens]

What were you reading on your trip!!

Omg love this question. It's been so long since I've been able to discuss books... you're getting reviews too. Or like My Thoughts.

First book was La Nuit Chienne (Nightbitch) by Rachel Yoder. my review: first thing first I do think I'd have loved it more in its original English version, but I bought it in France in a French bookshop so it's in French. However, a lot of the packed punch of it hinges on the wordplay and the homonymy of bitch and bitch, of Da Dog, so the orginal version probably is a less "jarring" read, as the translation left in parts in English that it just Couldn't find a way to translate.

the feminist themes are both overt and somewhat shallow, one could say "loud" without being "deep", being tinged a little of "baby's first feminist thoughts" and "baby's first discovery of Feminine Rage/the concept of a mother goddess" However Comma it does fit with the characters AND considering the author grew up in a fundamentalist Christian cult which, as Christian cults do, offers nothing but patriarchal projections and rehearsal, the narration does feel like something like she might have found/thought while deprogramming, and I don't doubt it could have been very liberating and empowering to her, and could be for many, manyyy women in the same situation as the main character. [Extremely vague spoilers from now but you'll have forgotten all about this if you pick up the book + i do feel like the "ride" is not spoiled by this] the husband was way too readily redeemed, and I think it's another symptom of writing about a feminism that's quite centered on wives and mothers (nothing wrong with that) but does not want to make them confront the fact that Your Husband Is Part Of The Problem. The actual Bitch (As In The Dog) I find actually quite good, and it's both the thing that attracted me to the book ( I ❤️ STORIES OF LYCANTHROPY OR EVEN VAGUELY RELATED TO LYCANTHROPY ESPECIALLY FEMALE LYCANTHROPY I DID MY BACHELOR'S ACCROCHAGE ON IT) and kept me going. [/spoiler] Tldr: the bones are good but the meat leaves to be desired (topical metaphor)

Second book was Le Ciel en Sa Fureur ("the sky in its fury") by Adeline Fleury. About the life in a small tight-knit Normandy village as animals turn up dead, this one kid is making it rain frogs and toads and is constantly found near the animal carcasses, and everyone has to come to terms with the town's secrets and their own that they've kept all these years. I ❤️ magical realism stories and I ❤️ stories in rural settings so mostly I've had a good time. The background of a tight-knit rural village slowly overtaken by a new suburb greatly appeals to me + how legends are woven into the fabric of social life... loved that... I thought the storey was kind of diminished by the early reveal of Who Done It, even thought it serves to humanize them and That's The Point, I felt like it could have been kept secret juuuust a little longer. Get scared etc. Also on one hand I'd have wished to know more about the [...]-kids, on the other I believe the ambiguity is how they're truly lived and experienced as living legends so. Yeah I'll cope with that. Also they had a lesbian second-main character and the author was normal about her \o/ you would not believe the bullshit I've had to read in contemporary books for 10 years until I got a lesbian character who's written normally. It's never too late!

THANK YOU FOR QUASTION... me tucking myself into bed every evening 📖🤓

[huellitaa]

bee's record player, may edition 🎀𓂃 ࣪˖

──★ ˙ ̟🎀 INTRO

and here is the long awaited, albeit delayed arrival of bee's record player: may issue! ♡ (went for a slightly different theme this month, how do we feel about it?

this month there was not in fact many music releases or much going on in the music world, but we do still have a few things to discuss for this month's issue:

──★ ˙ ̟🎀 NEW ARRIVALS

risk, gracie abrahams

♡ released may 1st, 2024

♡ pre release single

♡ running time: 3 minutes 12 seconds

take a bite, beabadoobee

♡ released may 9th, 2024

♡ pre release single

♡ running time: 2 minutes 39 seconds

you had me at hello, zerobaseone

♡ released may 13th, 2024

♡ extended play / EP

♡ best songs: have not yet listened! ♡

♡ running time: 20 minutes 48 seconds

dark moon "memorabilia", enhypen

♡ released may 13th, 2024

♡ EP / extended play

♡ best songs: have not yet listened! ♡

♡ running time: 19 minutes 48 seconds

hit me hard and soft, billie eillish

♡ released may 17th, 2024

♡ full length album / LP

♡ best songs: birds of a feather, lunch, chihiro, bittersuite, blue

♡ running time: 43 minutes 49 seconds

turn it up, pinkpantheress

♡ released may 24th, 2024

♡ single

♡ running time: 2 minutes 27 seconds

how sweet, newjeans

♡ released may 24th, 2024

♡ single

♡ running time: 6 minutes 59 seconds

sixth sense, kiss of life

♡ released may 25th, 2024

♡ single

♡ running time: 3 minutes 11 seconds

armaggedon: the 1st album, aespa

♡ released may 27th, 2024

♡ full length album / LP

♡ best songs: supernova, armaggedon, bahama, long chat, melody

♡ running time: 30 minutes 58 seconds

loop, yves

♡ released may 29th, 2024

♡ extended play / EP

♡ best songs: diorama , loop ft. lil cherry (♡)

♡ running time: 12 minutes 6 seconds

──★ ˙ ̟🎀BEE'S TRACKS: TOP 10

♡ 10. red wine supernova, chappell roan

CHAPPELL ROAN CHAPPELL ROAN CHAPPELL ROAN CHAPPELL ROAN LETS GO LESBIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i've been SO obsessed w chappell roan this month and this song is. oh my gosh. the red wine sueprnova bridge changed lives idc everybody go listen to chappell roan right now !!!!!!!!!!! <3

♡ 9. midas touch, kiss of life

i love this song!!!! oh my gosh!!!!!!! i've been so into kiss of life the past month or so and i love love love this song so much, it's such a vibe u don't get it. i didn't like it at first but it's so cunty so that makes it all good in my books <3 also kiof vocals are no joke see 5th gen kpop this is what happens when you debut actual adults !! <3

♡ 8. telepatia, kali uchis

i don't know if it's just the pretty summer girl vibes this song has or the immense love i have for latina women in music but like oh my gosh this song?????? i'm so????????? i can't do this?????? definitely wasn't lured in by the pink on the cover nope nope nope but like i seriously need to get into her more u don't get it

♡ 7. turn it up, pinkpantheress

i do not often listen to pinkpantheress but she came up on my spotify and i'd heard good things about her and liked the pink on the song cover so i gave it a listen and u don't understand the chokehold she's had on me this month i'm so obsessed. her vibes r EVERYTHING

♡ 6. bahama, aespa

AGAIN. THE PRETTY SUMMER GIRL VIBES ARE IMMACULATE. alcohol free was THE summer kpop song for me before but aespa has overtaken this title i fear! their voices are so pretty and the whole summery beachy vibes are absolutely PERFECT <3 aespa u ate so hard w this one !!!!! <3

♡ 5. birds of a feather, billie eillish

i am so in love with this song and have been since it came out oh my gosh. the vibes are immaculate, her voice is literally angelic, the lyrics are everything to me and i want this song at my wedding. i do not take criticism case closed thank u very much

♡ 4. how sweet, newjeans

AHHHHHHH OH MY GOSH i just know this song would have been higher if it hadn't only come out a few days before the end of may but the energy is everything, and the prechorus?????????? hello??????? obsessed??????????? my girls still going strong despite whatever the heck is going on at hybe at the moment idk but ate as usual !! <3

♡ 3. take a bite, beabadoobee

OH MY GOSH I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH,,, I'VE BEEN SO HYPED FOR IT SINCE IT WAS FIRST TEASED ON SPOTIFY AND I ACTUALLY . I. IM SO OBSESSED U DONT UNDERSTNAD IT S= NOT EVEN FUNNY I'M SO EXCITED FOR AUGUST 16TH

♡ 2. good luck, babe!, chappell roan

I CANNOT. I HAVE BEEN SO OBSESSED W CHAPPELL ROANB THIS MRONTH SHE ISW MY EVERYTHNIG. HER VOCALS IN THIS SONG I FEEL LIKE I'M ASCENDING TO HEAVEN EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE I'VE SPENT WITHOUT CHAPPELL ROAN FEELS LIKE EVERY DAY WASTED CHAPPELL ROAN IS LOVE LIFE CHAPPELL R

♡ 1. bubble gum, newjeans

alright anyway anddd onto number one,, the song that has been on loop since release, bubble gum by my favourite girlies newjeans!!! <3 my best friend has been BEGGING me to listen to this for weeks now and oh my gosh i felt so stupid when she finally made me listen to it because it is a literal work of art. maybe i'm a sucker for summery songs at the moment, maybe it's the fact the music video makes me violently sob from how sweet it is and danielle's curly hair and hanni's short hair makes my eyes turn into hearts but like i adore this song. i think one of my favourite compliments i've ever gotten is that i look like this song 😭<33

──★ ˙ ̟🎀ALBUMS

♡ 1. rise and fall of a midwest princess, chappell roan

woahhhh this is sooo surprisinggggg ahahahahaaaa!!! this album is everything to me u DONT get it i LOVE chappell roan i LOVE cunty lesbians i LOVE music i EUAHHRRRRRRRR

♡ 2. super real me, illit

i am still not over this debut i fear......... midnight fiction was #11 on my top tracks of this month and the chokehold these girls had and still have on me since march is ridiculous. best kpop debut quite possibly ever i rest my case

♡ 3. beatopia, beabadoobee

BEABADOOBEE I LOVE YOU so basically i've been listening to bea a lot more since i got my bsf into her too and the amount of times i've relistened to beatopia and our extended play in this month alone is absolutely ridiculous. i adore her so much oh my gosh what i would GIVE to hear 10:36 live !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

♡ 4. hit me hard and soft, billie eillish

i've listened to this album so many times since it came out oh my gosh. i'm obsessed. i am not a big billie eillish listener, i liked her when she was super popular but since then i haven't really listened to her, but i love love love this album oh my gosh she ate so bad

♡ 5. armageddon, aespa

i was so excited for this album !!! especially as it's their first full length one after four years of being one of THE most iconic kpop girl groups in my honest and humble (and completely correct) opinion, and though it was not as amazing and perfect and fantastic as i hoped it's a pretty solid album and the more i listened the more i liked and it's really grown on me honestly !!!!

──★ ˙ ̟🎀ARTISTS

♡ CHAPPELL ROAN (the fact she even overtook tubatu in this column just tells u how obsessed i am. it's not even funny anymore.)

♡ TOMORROW X TOGETHER (everybody act surprised again !!! )

♡ BEABADOOBEE (bea ily forever)

♡ ARIANA GRANDE (yes i'm still on my ari shit!!!!)

♡ AVRIL LAVIGNE (quick guys pretend you can't tell i'm emo)

──★ ˙ ̟🎀SPECIAL MENTIONS

♡ bea announced her new album,, "this is how tomorrow moves"!! everybody go presave her new album IMMEDIATELY <3 releases august 16th !!!!!! <333333

──★ ˙ ̟🎀 EDITOR'S NOTE

aaaaaand that wraps up this month's issue of bee's record player! once again i'd like to apologise for making u whole month to actually get this month's edition but you're getting a double edition to make up for it so we're all good. thank you all for your patience and i look forward to seeing you again very soon! ♡

all my love, and until next month! 💘🫶🏻🎀

[mikeywayimdykeygay]

sam - 18 - they / she / he - spin a wheel i’m genderfluid you can’t be wrong

bassist - vocalist - dyke - professional edgelord

SEEING MCR IN TAMPA

main @doctorbrightside, i follow from there :)

dms are open i want friends :3

sorry if i’m obnoxious i’m so autistic about my favorite bands

which include

my chemical romance - ls dunes - fall out boy - taking back sunday - thursday - the used - bikini kill - the young veins - idkhow - mayday parade - get scared - pierce the veil - queen - hole - chappell roan - britney spears - megan thee stallion - fuckin etc i post whatever

fun facts

i’ve been playing bass since i was 13

i’m in a band and we’re pretty rad

house of wolves is a staple in our set list and it’s my fault

i have a little sister (hand selected, not blood related) and you’ll probably hear about her a lot i love her sm she plays guitar n shit

when i was in denial about being a lesbian i would use mikey way as a defense like yeah i also like d&d and he’s so strange and feminine. i could handle him. and i’d only cry myself to sleep about it like once a week. call me pete wentz like that

i was a dedicated reader of the forum on the mcr website before they got back together and it was overtaken by spam. miss those guys

when i was 12 i listened to revenge every day for the entire school year without fail

i’m literally insane about fall out boy. i’ve seen them live twice and i can make anything a fall out boy reference. everyone around me knows the words to a lot of their songs entirely because i play them constantly. i am god

i finally read unholyverse recently and now the only posts of mine that gain any traction are the ones that reference it?? idk why they’re not tagged as uhv you freaks are searching the term

if i’m too active on here i’m probably manic. when i’m manic i crave the things i liked as a kid and that includes all the emo bands i’m still attached to

that’s it i think okay bye

[sigma-69-420]

f!reader x sentient chair

our poor attempt at kinktober day 9

tw SMUT, shakespeare level writing, multiple tongues, sentient chair, daddy kink

796 words

After a long, tedious of work at the office with nothing but an uncomfortable desk chair, y/n could finally sit down in the comfort of her own chair.

*

y/n had always seen the intricacies of a chair from childhood. She had spent many summers in her grandpa's garden learning to join wood. She'd always taken such care of the details, and was the best memory of him. She had developed a keen eye for them and had collected many from charity shops #thrift. She loved them all, but one stood out to her. It was her prize possession: the rocking chair. She could sit in it for hours, rocking away, for it always made her feel instantly at ease and relaxed, even after a tough day of work.

*

 Y/n quickly sat down in the rocking chair in her blazer and skirt, before whipping out her prime and lunchly and opened up the latest episode of the thrilling talk tuah podcast.  She let herself completely relaxed and be overtaken by the comfort of her soft rocking chair and cosy house. Y/n was in such a daze, she barely noticed that she has stopped rocking the chair. But it was still moving! The chair gently swayed her back and forth. 

She was quickly startled when she heard a low, sultry voice in her ear. She thought it must be her imagination and fatigue, until she heard it again, even clearer. 

"just relax darling, I've got you" the voice purred.

"Who's there!?" she called out into the soft candlelight. 

"It's just me sweetheart, behind you, don't you worry your pretty head, I've got you" 

Y/n quickly jumped out of her seat, ready to defend herself, until she suddenly noticed something moving on her chair. 

It was the juiciest, most moist pair of lips she'd ever layed her eyes upon. Only upon closer inspection did she realise another pair of lips resided on the seat. She gasped😱😱😱😱😱😱😱. What had happened to her chair?? and why did she feel this way about it?? she couldn't describe it. Almost an excitement, for she hadn't felt this way in a very long time. The exhilherating sensation coarsed through her body and into her heat.

The chair seemed to notice. 

"Nervous.... are we? I don't blame you darling" it growled dominantly. 

"Come back here doll and sit your pretty ass down. I won't bite.... unless you want me to"

The blush on her face rose almost instantly and her core tightened. She was practically dripping.💦💦👅👅

y/n cautiously edged her way closer to the chair, hesitating before she sat back down, submissing to it. She was completely at its will. 

"good girl😈😈" it grumbled. She could feel the vibrations through her core, stimulating her. Y/n's breath caught in her throat and her brain stopped. She couldn't think straight, her thoughts going into the gutter. She gasped as she felt something pressing against her clothed mound, eliciting a moan before she could stop herself. Y/n could feel her underwear being toyed with before being ripped off with sharp canines. 

"tell me you don't want this and I'll stop. Am I clear?"

"yess daddy~" she moaned before she could stop herself. 

"that's what I like to hear kittenwhiskers" it said assertively. "now I don't want to hear another sound out of that pretty little mouth of yours"

Suddenly from behind her, the second tongue licked her neck tantalisingly, teasing her. 

"Nya~" she let out another moan.

"I thought I told you to be quiet... naughty kitten. Daddy's going to have to punish you."

as quick as lightning, the main tongue penetrated her. 

She yelped in pain and pleasure, shocked at the sudden action. It stilled for a moment, letting her to adjust to it's girth, before ploughing into her at the speed of light✨🌠🔭.

She tried desperately to suppress her moans as he slurped up her juices, but it was too much. She was already approaching the end as she'd never felt this way with a man😱😱😱😱  (lesbian in disguise🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈).

"PLEASE CAN I CUM DADDY PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!!" as she gyrated on the tongue making the chair rock to it's full capacity.

"ok kitten.... cum💦💦💦💦"

she gasped and let out a primal scream. She'd never heard such a pornographic moan leave her mouth which was drooling. She came undone over it, and it lapped up her juices with vigour. 

After she'd finished, she took a few minutes to calm down from the best experience of her life. 

The chair whispered in her ear "go to sleep darling.. I will clean this mess up. Good girl"

Y/n promptly fell asleep as the chair cleaned her up. 

There was now a reason to this being her favourite chair.

[runawaysiren940]

Hi!

I saw your most recent video about faulty media representation. Very nice. I was the anon who sent the message about Mighty Jill Off circulating on social media.

I wanted to write a follow-up as I’ve been seeing the game circulate on my feed more ever since I criticized it on my personal account. The algorithm seems to think I want to see a bunch of people celebrating a sweaty gooned out incel’s homophobic fetish game.

But it is disheartening to yet again see how much lesbianism has been bastardized and made to be about sexually submitting to males. Even though it’s about a fictional piece of media, due to the games resurgence, I saw self proclaimed lesbians say they need a “transbian dom” to degrade and bound them. Sadly, that’s just one of the many types of reactions I’ve seen with the games circulation. There’s worse.

And sure it might just be a crappy game, we know this mindset doesn’t stay within a vacuum. We see the consequences of it. The fact that a straight man who gets off on the idea of males abusing lesbians is being praised so highly, it makes me really sad. And it makes me nervous. We see our spaces being overtaken. We see trans identified males rape and abuse lesbian women and victims are then silenced.

It reflects a rape culture where lesbians are to be conquered by men. And if this cult is constantly celebrating this, and demonizing any lesbian who speaks against this grossly homophobic paradigm and this is sentiment is also shared by conservatives that lesbians are to be fucked and broken by men…then it’s like where do we go from here?

We go back underground, and back in the closet, and back into silence- or we stand up, and are loudly against this, even with negative consequences. It's annoying and awful, but I'm sure as hell not going to sit back and let men dictate my sexuality, or speak for me. It just goes to show that lesbian women have no allies in conservatives (regardless of their kweer flag or not), and often, not by many feminists either. Lesbians have to fight this battle without expecting help from other people, because our experiences are so niche, and go against so many expectations for women.

[dichromaticdyke]

long post, still a little high, might not make much sense. god. it's a lesbian rant sorry to the followers who hate that just skip if you want to lmfao.

i find it really strange how much criticism there's been levied at the idea that anyone could potentially prefer or find greater love or value or enjoyment or pleasure out of sapphic relationships.

thinking about this because i see posts about how calling sapphic relationships "more pure" is terf rhetoric or about how women aren't inherently better than men. and i don't disagree from a basic level, i don't think we should hold sapphic relationships to a really high standard, especially when the rates of abuse faced by sapphic women are higher than abuse faced by straight women (not that this is inherently due to sapphic relationships since most of the abuse levied towards sapphic women comes from men, but there is also a significant rate of violence coming from women partners as well). but ppl aren't trying to remind sapphics that women r just as capable of violence as anyone else, there seems to be almost a desire to denigrate the joy and relief that comes out of sapphic relationships, and perhaps almost a resurgence in the idea that lesbians are inherently terfs.

i don't think this is explicitly the goal here, at least not for most people. but i don't think a lot of y'all have unlearned that rhetoric that was going around. i think a lot of y'all see the vocal terf lesbians and then start to assume that most things that are commonly expressed by lesbians are therefore terf talking points. some of you really need to kill the idea that terfs are man-hating dykes and that that's the end of it.

kill the idea that any rhetoric that hates men or is critical of men is terf rhetoric. because guess what, terfs will align themselves with men if it means they can get power to further terrorize trans women. hyperanalyzing anything that a lesbian says that's critical of men or that otherwise uplifts our experiences and love for other women as being secretly transmisogynistic is unproductive and lesbophobic.

and it's strange to see this sort of negative attitude towards sapphic relationships specifically because it feels so transparent. it feels so transparent to see a relationship that doesn't have men in it and to immediately want to tear it down. no, sapphic relationships aren't inherently more pure or whatever. but if a lesbian says her love for other women is sacred, maybe she's not saying that because of some bioessentialist divine feminine bullshit, maybe she's saying it because she finally feels fucking happy and is able to unshackle at least part of herself from patriarchal supremacy and the idea that men need to be included in every aspect of public life.

i'm saying all this as a tme lesbian, and i know i'm not immune to transmisogynistic rhetoric or talking points. but 99% of what i see on this site as "warning this is a terf talking point" is just something lesbians say that have nothing to do with transmisogyny, trans exclusion, radical feminism, or fascism. and fuck, i know a lot of people have lost the plot here too, but you also do know that radical feminism by itself isn't inherently transphobic, right? don't get me wrong, a large number of self-identified radfems are transphobic, and i definitely believe many of them are using the term "radical feminism" to dilute the movement and cause more confusion and bring more people to their side, but there are a good number of radical feminists who are trans inclusive--because radical feminism, as an ideology, was created with the intention of recognizing the patriarchy as a supremacist force and working to uproot it.

this isn't to say i don't think you shouldn't be at least a little bit critical of strangers calling themselves radical feminists, you should. the movement has been overtaken by a lot of transmisogynistic fascists, but there are/were quite a lot of radical feminists who, even from the start in the 60s and 70s, supported trans women.

what my point of all this is, you're not fighting transmisogyny if you're just looking at lesbian experiences and unconsciously associating that with terf rhetoric, you're just further dividing the cause and, as i've said in a previous post, helping the lesbian terf minority by insinuating all lesbians are secretly transmisogynistic or by equating our experiences or common things we say to express ourselves with terf rhetoric is only going to help them win.

oh and also lesbians as a sexual orientation group are the most accepting of trans people. like actually. go to page 63. so when i say terf lesbians are a vocal minority i mean it. stop letting a vocal minority speak for the whole group, stop letting the tiny hate-filled percentage taint how you look at everyone else.

[isdalinarhot]

DALINARRRRR HE IS TOOOOOOOOOOOO BIG AND SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. and i believe in myself and my ability to seduce dalinar i believe i would have co starrred a n episode wherein dalinar is like oh my god there are rumours of me spreading so many stds but i have only slept with ONE PERSON. can you cguress who it is???????? its sdeas. we alll know its sadeas. but the n he sluts around with my transgender gay ass. and so things are a bit more complicated. i have his chile d but give him up to adoption to an infirtle lesbian couple who have been trying so hard. and when that happens dalinar is overtaken with pride and he spoons me just like the eend of juno (2007). do oyou UNDERSTADND ME??????

[bisolationist]

Why are we seen as people who have no boundaries??? What the fuckkkk there's like a "queer club" at my uni (don't even get me started on the name), there's some lesbians there I know they were kind of like talking and like they were exhausted by how there's no space for them to meet lesbians and date, and how nearly everything that was once available to leabians has been overtaken by trans women (which of course i empathize with them on that matter), then they fucking said "why don't the Bis take one for the team and get with one of them" I just laughed it off but I was just so shocked??? Like idk do people not understand that we have boundaries.

And ugh I guess you're gonna say I'm overreacting but like im not *that* close with these girls like at all, it would've been if were like super close and teased each other yeah but that was fucking weird. (They don't know I'm bi. Like in order to be part of this club you just have to ~identify as queer~. Yeah yeah I know"

And the thing is this isn't just some isolated thing. They always complain about bi people being there, how "we did none of the work" and just wanna reap the benefits of what gay people have accomplished, how we don't belong there, how we can't just , how if worse comes to worst we could go back to heterosexuality but they can't so what the fuc do we have to complain about.

Things like that.

Anyway whatever. I'm never coming out like ever.

I'm so sorry you experienced that. They were certainly thoughtless, repulsive, and inconsiderate comments. I don't think you're overreacting at all, it's a very weird kind of comment to make.

Things definitely suck. But I don't think that means you should never come out. I think it's good to carefully seek out other bi people and build meaningful friendships and support networks :)