#the lady of the house answers asks

[therestingplaceof]

:O

how is everyone?

sorry if this is out of the blue or something, but i really want to check in with you guys <3.

The person I fell in love with (and was struggling to accept was never going to be mine) is showing up in our life again and I'm not entirely sure how to feel..?

That's really random but that's the situation I'm dealing with at this exact second. It's quite bothersome but, I've dealt with worse. Unfortunately it is The Jester and The Architect that pulled me into this. Speaking about their well-being is a much trickier matter.

-The Lady Of The House

[coffeebooksrain18]

It's really bit sad that Alicent and Daemon don't have a scene together (without any other characters). At least a dialogue. I wanted to see if there was any chemistry between Matt and Olivia.

TRULY! Like even in the scene they have together I feel chemistry and that counts with Emily's scenes. But we never have any where its just them two. Which is sad because Matt and Olivia say they live acting together and wish they had more scenes together.

I truly feel like there is just so much lost potential with Alicent x Daemon and I was honestly shocked when I came into the Fandom by the lack of fanart or fanfiction for them because I personally thought it was a obvious ship. But I now see people either love it or people (Daemyra fans) hate on us because they can't see it.

I will always be a Daemon x Alicent shipper, and a Laena x Daemon shipper. That is why I am writing fanfics about said couples or ships.

Thanks for the ask Anon!

[sincerely-sofie]

What was it like the first time Twig or Ark referred to each other as Mother/Dad when talking to Opal? Was it awkward or were they comfortable enough that it was natural?

It was completely comfortable, at least at first, because they initially only referred to each other that way when they were alone with Opal and the other was away. They both had a small heart attack after Opal started talking and finally connected the dots as to who Mother and Dad were akin to how she realized Dusknoir was Grandpa.

Neither of them noticed that Opal had referred to them by a parental term because they were too panicked by Opal blabbing their secret in front of their crush.

[enchantedchocolatebars]

What if Kid Philip met Eda and King?

NEXT QUESTION!!!

Commission art here.

[allykatsart]

Steel, Lilac, Harlequin and Seafoam. The last one is in a good way though, because in the words of Eda the Owl Lady, us weirdos have to stick together.

Steel and Lilac:

Again, thank you so much!!!!! that is so sweet AAAAAAAAAA!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Harlequin: to remind me there are still people more insane than I am on this website

Look, I'm pretty stable most of the time but like... I've thought about Hazbin Hotel at least once a day since it came out in February. It's now the end of July..... yeah fair XD

Seafoam: To understand what the fuck is wrong with you (affectionately)

I stole her trademark-

[chiptaylorsfirst]

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A/N: Sorry that I took so long to make this. It was a struggle but it turned out pretty. I hope this is helpful for all of you to easier access my works for your reading pleasure.

Key -> 😩= smut 😢 = angst 💞 = fluff

Your Wildest Dreams 😩

Don't Forget Your Place 😩

New Changes 😩

Practice Makes Perfect 😩

What He's Thinking About 😩

Punish Me 😩

Nipple Pierced Reader Request 😩

Edging Until Crying Request 😩

A Little Twist 😩

Birthday Boy 😩

Kinkmas Day 4: Size Difference 😩

James Exploring His Sexuality Request 😩

Kit Punished BDSM Style Request Pt. 1 😩

BDSM Style Punishment Request (Roles Reversed) Pt. 2 😩

Kit Punished Rougher BDSM Style Pt. 3 😩

Kit Uses His Safeword Request 💞???

Kinkmas Day 3: Breeding 😩

Kit And Male Reader Creatively Go Against Homophobia Request 😩

Kit Angst Request 😥

Kinkmas Day 9: Fingering 😩

Kinkmas Day 12: Threesome (ft. Kai Anderson) 😩

Kinkmas Day 10: Sextape 😩

Kinkmas Day 11: Creampie 😩

Late Night Visit 😩

Mr. Gallant's Enjoys Punishment Request 😩

Kinkmas Day 6: Blindfold 😩💞

Kinkmas Day 2: Sex Work 😩😢

How Austin Met Prostitute Reader (Pt. 2 Of Kinkmas Day 2) 😢💞

Austin Loving Ancient *Things* Request 😩

Kinkmas Day 8: Roleplay 😩💞

Kai Asking Reader For Punishment Request 😢💞

Kinkmas Day 12: Threesome (ft. Tate Langdon) 😩

Jealous Kai With Spit Kink Request 😩

Pegging Shy Kai Request 😩

Kinkmas Day 5: Training 😩

Reader Training Colin Request (Pt. 2 Of Kinkmas Day 5) 😩

Kinkmas Day 7: Face Sitting 😩

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Love the one two of the last couple posts bcit kind of just suggests Rhaegar goes around complimenting people's hair unprompted which is very on brand for him

as the one with the prettiest hair, him complimenting others is quite a big acknowledgment!

[midnightcandygoblin]

Any cool women you know? /@i-send-you-random-asks

Eda Clawthorne and Christine Miller are iconic, amazing, cool as fuck women, fight me

[piningpercussionist]

What's it even like at Ramona's place. Also is her cat cute and fluffy?

Well, it's not the most spacious place, for starters. Julie has us all beat on that I think, with Neil and Stephen's place coming second. Then maybe my place? I'm not really sure... DEFINITELY not Scott's.

But it's alright. Ramona knows what to do with the space she has, I think. And she just tucks whatever doesn't need out into her little bag that she's got, so there's never really any clutter, unless Scott's provided it. She's got, like, multiple stories to it? Like, one and a basement, or something- in addition to the ground floor, I mean. We've discussed playing down in her basement, sometimes, for practice? She seemed pretty receptive.

It's nice being over there. I dunno. She hasn't done a whole lot with it, but it's nicer hanging out there than it is here, usually. Wish she was less busy so I could come over more... I mean, I could visit Scott when he's there I guess, but it's not really the same. Besides, I wouldn't want Ramona to come back from work and have to chase me off to get some rest or something?

*Kim sort of snickers a little.* Or she'd come back to me trying to hide Scott's body. She doesn't deserve to deal with that.

Anway, more realistically, she's probably exhausted after running around all day, being the only Amazon delivery person in our area and all. Even if she was fine with me lingering, I'm not sure I want front row seats for the two of them being lovey-dovey or whatever. Gross.

And Gideon... Gideon is probably one of the cutest cats I've ever seen. I didn't really like cats too much before now, but I think I've been converted or something. He's just the sweetest thing, sometimes, and Ramona's managed to get him nearly completely desensitized to being picked up, held, moved around- he just genuinely doesn't care, so long as you aren't hurting him.

He's a short haired cat, I think, but he's super soft- Ramona tells me it's because we're always petting him. Something about the oils in our hands making his fur softer? I think I get the general idea there. His fur is like... deceptively dense though? You can sink your fingers in a little and muss it up if you want.

Heh. I don't recommend trying to mess with his stomach at all, though. Gideon's generally pretty forgiving, and doesn't really bite or scratch people from what I've seen at least, but one time Scott tried to give him belly rubs while he was all splayed out on the couch... the attack afterward was pretty tame so far as the initial strike went, but he got Scott good, and there was like... blood, everywhere. You'd think he nicked an artery or something, but no, it was just Scott doing what Scott does.

Is there some sort of like... thin-skinned or heavy bleeder debuff he's got or something? Or was it just him being a moron and splattering it everywhere? Anyway, Ramona had it handled pretty quickly, and tiredly, so that's probably something really typical for them.

[llycaons]

tour got cancelled 😔 we rescheduled for later in the week but ahhhggg

[sunshades]

☕️🍓🍰! For joy vivi and :3 nestis beloved !!

[Oc asks] CUUUTE... putting em all together

☕ do they prefer hot or cold drinks? what is their favourite drink? + 🍓 do they eat their fruit & veg? what is their favourite fruit or vegetable? + 🍰 favourite cake flavour? are they specific about types of cakes?

(READMORE ON MOBILE RULES CHANGED SORY GUYS 👍 I'LL FIX IT LATER)

(🦢) feel like joy's the coldblooded type and hot drinks mess her up a little. This is gonna be very funny when adele inevitably offers to make us tea and shes just gonna 🧍‍♀️ sit there waiting for it to cool downKQKWKSKSK she eats her veggies at the very least they never had problems foraging!!! I think her favorite is stuff like beets and yams. And to follow up to the cake question she doesn't like fruit that much because she doesn't really like sugar. I think shes the harrowhark type of "I lived on snow leeks for so long that a biscuit is making my head spin now" which probably contrast feilke who looks like he could handle anything (he just wont because his body is a temple) maybe she'd like apricots because they have a good texture.

(📜) hot drinks expensive tastes. Constantly regrets they can't buy white tea with bergamot anymore. Probably learned to brew perfectly as a party trick for the matriarch just in case she wanted to like, have them meet a potential fiancee or something (wasnt impressed. That's servants' and women's thing to know how to do). They will eat veggies as needed but dont like a various amount of them due to being raised in a fantasy french household and probably having had some debatable quality cooking going on at times; they like figs and cherries (they learned the stem tying trick too) and would go steal them from the mansion grounds and nearby convent as a child because I can just See It. Favorite cake is the black forest, but I think now they're around Peasants they might end up liking simpler and handmade things u__u

(🏵) NESSS MY GIRL NESSIE!!! Cold drinks. She's half human but as half eladrin her season has always been firmly winter, and then she moved to a very warm climate, and she does a lot of physical work so she needs to keep her head fresh. She likes ice tea and- they don't have Arizona there but I think she'd love Arizona green tea. They definitely don't have monster energy there but she'd love that too. So much for a femme. She eats lots of veggies and her favorite is pumpkin of her adopted mom's pumpkin soup fame. Her favorite fruits are apples because they're the easiest to carry and eat on the road, but when she's home she cuts them into bunnies for her little sister 🙆‍♂️ for cakes and sweets... more of a pie kinda person. Marmalade pie sweep!!!

[coffeebooksrain18]

Changing Daemons relationship with his family was such a poor idea. Daemon didnt need to hate or resent his wife and children to be a bad man. He was multi faceted already. Worse even we got hints of an alternate version where he did love them without question.

We see him sitting close with Baela teaching her Valyrian in Pentos where they looked comfortable like he was used to and happy to teach her their language. He even during Laenas birthing scene talking to the healer, being told how Laenas struggling to give birth and he just sort of whispers to himself "my brave girl". And how when presenting with the same choice as Viserys was, cutting the mother open to save the child where Viserys only asked if he could ensure the child lives but Daemon only asks "will the mother survive?" To which he shakes his head no when being told she wont, before realizing she's gone and chasing after her. And a deleted scene of him even consoling his daughters after her death.

It's like they out the foundations of their romance there and they only added specific lines to make sure no one thought he loved Laena over Rhaenyra or his daughters over his eventual sons. Not even going into how awful it was to rewrite Laena to be a "settled for second option" and then written to die a brutal death alone by fire instead of in her husband's arms.

Like, they wanted to push Daemon and Rhaenyra so badly, but like, we see he treats Rhaenyra is no better. They sacrificed a genuinly loving relationship for one that they immediately wrote as toxic and full of arguing and even abuse.

I honestly have no idea what they think I'm supposed to be getting out of Daemon and Rhaenyras relationship that they sacrifice everything else. I mean, they also definitely didnt show best anything of Harwin and Rhaenyra for the same reason. It would risk people liking him over Daemon for her just like they feared people like Laena over Rhaenyra for Daemon.

It's like they have no idea what to do about this relationship, because they're too cowardly to just follow what happens in the books for them now.

I completely agree, I've made a post on why I don't ship Daemyra here.

But let's talk about what you said, all of what you've said is true, I'm a HUGE Laena x Daemon or Daela shipper. So much so I'm planning go make a Daemon x Laena fic in the future on my fic account @ashblooddragons.

What drove me crazy about Ryan and Co doing this, is the fact they changed the Veleryons to black and then make Daemon pretty much hate Laena and his daughters. It made me uncomfortable and it's easy to have ones mind go to Racism. Especially when you add the fact he's pining for his very white niece.

And yeah if there is one person I think Rhaenyra should get with its Harwin. And them giving him little to no screen time in general but especially with Rhaenyra and the Steong boys is very weird to me.

It kinda felt like they tried to be inclusive with the Veleryons only to make them be used or ignored by their partners (besides Corlys). They kinda feel like a after thought to Ryan and Co and it pisses me off cause they were VERY interesting.

Sorry if this sucks you said a lot of my own thoughts and I also have a headache I need to take meds for. Hope this all makes sense.

[raedazineofficial]

Do you know yet what merch will be available in the leftover sales? Will there be any of the stretch goal merch? And do you have a timeline for any of that yet? I definitely want some of this stuff but I really don't know if I can justify buying the full bundle for it ;-;

Hi there! Thank you for asking! At this time, we have no idea what merch will be available for leftovers after pre-orders are fulfilled. Rest assured, we've already accounted an additional percentage margin for possible defects into our order numbers, and when pre-orders close in two days, we'll be calculating our final numbers for ordering. We'll likely have a little bit of everything left over, but there's no guarantees based on how manufacturing goes. Sorry I couldn't provide a more solid answer! If you want a guaranteed A-Grade merch item or items, I would recommend ordering a bundle while our orders are still open! Thanks again! ~Mod Storm

[nedenka]

tags.

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i actually do kinda like delivering groceries on the side because it gives me such a unique cross-section of the community. i never know whose groceries im shopping for until i finish the delivery and see them/their home and it's like it adds more detail to the picture of who they are. the baby supplies going to the apartment that i know for a fact is one bedroom (they'll be moving soon - i bet they're apartment hunting, i hope they find a place). the new cat litter box, bowl, and kitten food going to the house covered in "i <3 my dog" paraphernalia (a kitten definitely showed up on the porch recently and made itself at home). the fairly healthy boring grocery order that includes an incongruous tub of candy-filled ice cream going to the home of an elderly woman with toddler toys in the yard (it's clearly for her grandkids, whom she sees often).

shopping for someone else's groceries is a fairly intimate thing. i've bought condoms and pregnancy tests, allergy medicine and nyquil, baby benadryl and teething gel, a huge pile of veggies paired with an equally huge pile of junk food, tampons and shampoo and closet organizers and ant traps and deodorizing shoe inserts and a million other little things that tell a million different stories in their endless combinations. one time someone had me buy one single green bean. i messaged them to confirm that's actually what they wanted, and they said yes - neither of them liked green beans very much, but they had a baby they were introducing to solid foods, and they wanted to let him try one to see if he liked them. another time i had someone request 50 fresh roma tomatoes - not for a restaurant, but for a person in an apartment. the kitchen behind them smelled like basil and garlic when they opened the door. another time i brought groceries to three elderly blind women who share a house. that was one of the few times i have ever broken my rule and gone inside a place i've delivered to, because they asked if i could place the grocery bags in a specific location in the kitchen for them to work on unloading and there was no way i was going to refuse helping.

i gripe about the poor tippers, but people can also be incredibly kind. one time i took shelter from a sudden vicious hailstorm inside an older lady's home in a trailer park, while i was in the middle of delivering her groceries. we both huddled just inside the door, watching in shock as golf-ball-sized hail swept through for about five minutes and then disappeared. she handed me an extra $10 bill on my way out the door.

when covid was at its deadliest, people would leave extra (often lysol-scented) cash tips and thank-you notes for me taped to the door or partially under the mat. i especially loved the clearly kid-drawn thank you notes with marker renderings of blobby people in masks, or trees, or rainbows. in summer of 2020 i delivered to a nice older couple who lived outside of town in the hills, and they insisted i take a huge double handful of extra disposable gloves and masks to wear while shopping - those were hard to find in stores at the time, but they wanted me to have some of their supply and wouldn't take no for an answer.

anyway. all this to say people are mostly good, or at least trying to be, despite my complaints.

[nightingale-prompts]

The Nightingale Family-DC x DP prompt

(Shameless Addams family inspired prompt)

News travels fast in Gotham, especially in affluent circles. A new family has arrived in the city, old money at that. They had taken up residents in the old mansion overlooking the Historic Gotham Graveyard.

The Nightingales had a way of letting their presence be known. They were rarely seen in public. The eldest Jasmine Nightingale however had made waves working at the Gotham Asylum as a psychologist. She was often escorted by her younger brother Dan Nightingale. The public really started talking when Jazz was seen talking with Harley Quinn.

There were two children that lived in the Nightingale manor. They were elusive to say the least as the family didn't attend the parties of Gotham.

It wasn't until Damian Wayne got an invite from his classmate Danielle to visit their manor that someone saw the lives of Nightingales. This invite had been received after Damian carefully befriended the youngest Nightingale to investigate their connections.

That's how the Waynes ended up at a dinner party.

The manor was bleak to say the least and that's saying something in Gotham. The buildingbwas made from black stones and gargoyles perched on the roof. The garden was wilted and full of thrones that crept up the walls.

Bruce felt a sense of Deja vu as he approached the door and rang the bell. Tower bells rang out as the face of Jasmine Nightingale appeared. She was dressed in black dress pants and blazer. Her lips were painted to match. Her red hair had a striking white streak through it which had become a fashion trend since the family's arrival to girls wanting to seem mysterious.

"Good Evening. It is so nice to meet the infamous Waynes." She shook Bruce's hand. Behind her, the sounds of clanking metal was heard. "That is just my younger siblings playing. You don't you boys join while I talk to your father.

Despite only being a fresh-faced 20 year old Jazz carried herself like a confident adult. A certified genius in psychology who graduated early she also handled the inmates at the Asylum well enough that escapes are at an all time low.

"She's got it all" was what Harley said.

Bruce's admiration of the young lady was only matched by his suspicion. The house the Nightingales lived y had once belonged to the Al Ghouls. There was no telling yet if there was a connection.

He took a seat in the living room with Jazz tea already prepared. She poured two cups of black tea. Not black as in the type of tea but the color of the drink. Bruce cautiously sniffed the black liquid, it smelled earthy and acidic. Poison.

"Do you like it? I made it myself. I added the belladonna myself. It has a sweet taste so you don't need sugar. The kids have sweet tooths but we avoid added sugars. They love nightshade." She smiled drinking.

Bruce put the cup down. So they drink poison at a young age. They must be part of The League of Assassins. But why are they here?

"If you don't mind me asking. Why did you move to Gotham? Your parents-" Jazz put a hand up as she finished her cup.

"Mr. Wayne I'm sure you are no stranger to parents leaving before their time nor the concept that not all parents deserve children. Now I can't confirm or deny if that is the case for use but you can understand that it's a private matter." Jazz said sternly.

That wasn't an answer.

Upstairs Danny and Danielle played with Elle's new toys. Swords from Dan's trip to Portugal. He even sharpened them. They were currently tearing through the mansion.

Tim and Damian caught them while Danny had successfully pinned Elle to the ground.

"Dami! Help!" Elle yelled catching Danny off guard as Damian tackled Danny to the ground.

"Alright, alright. You can go next." Danny rolling Damian off him and passing him the sword. "Im taking a break."

Danny loved playing with his little sister but baby games are tiring.

"They let you play with swords," Tim exclaimed. This wasn't something he expected, sure it was normal for Damian but Damian is weird and was raised by assassins. Damian didn't do it for fun, it was training.

Damian and Danielle ran off while fencing.

"You must be one of the Waynes. Elle has been excited to have your brother over." Danny said politely if not a bit dismissive.

"Eh, yeah. Your sister said we should join you." Tim said a bit awkward. " You have another brother right?"

"Oh, yeah. He travels alot but he's relaxing right now. He's probably swimming." Danny shrugged.

Tim had heard of Danny. They went to the same school but Danny was part of a program that allowed him to come to school when he felt like it. The program is for young engineers who want to work for Wayne Industries. He mostly worked on small experimental projects. So far Danny's superconductor tech was revolutionary but impossible to replicate. Danny somehow managed to make a more effective coolant than anything they had created in the lab.

"You have a pool?" Tim knew that the mansion didn't have a pool.

"Of water? No." Danny shrugged but gave no further answer.

"I see, so what do you do?" Tim tried to sound normal like he was talking to his friends and not someone he was trying to probe.

"Anything, everything. I was going to recalibrate my telescope but I have a laser to test." Danny walked off expecting Tim to follow.

Testing was just cut a bunch of things in half. Tim got some great info on making an explosive ice canister and foam bombs. Tim made sure to get his number to hire him to make some gear for him.

The Nightingale kids were absolutely lawless. They destroyed everything in their path.

Elle had dragged Damian to her room to show off her toys. She used to travel with Dan until she started school. She picked up a bunch of items. Cult artifacts, shrunken heads, voodoo dolls, cursed puppets, knives, swords, and the homemade taxidermy Elle made from roadkill. She also had a pet dodo bird named Ernesto who had a bed next to her bed. Ernesto took a liking to Damian and sat on his head. The way he shows his affection

Soon enough Dan came upstairs to check on Elle and Danny.

"You kids, need to get ready for dinner. Sharpen your nails and teeth." He said before going back to the kitchen.

"What does that mean?" Damian asked.

"You don't sharpen your nails. Well good luck at dinner." Elle said bemused.

Dinner was...horrifying. Watching the family chat happily as they ripped apart the moving food as it came to life. Damian was actually excited as he skewered the cheese and broccoli casserole that screamed at him.

"Father, why can't we do this at our home?" He asked.