#the kirby tumblr sexyman

[42uneatenwatermelon]

the Borb

the Borb is unstoppable

[sexymancatalogue]

Tumblr Sexyman Of The Day #218

Metaknight (Kirby Series, 1993)

List Of Archetypes

Angst

Distinctive Voice

European

Eye Imagery

Glowing Neon

Intelligence

Long Cape

Mysterious

Nonhuman

Obscured Face

Power

Power Of Love

Technically Antagonist

Theme Song

One Winged Angel

Redeemed Villain

[gazumirei]

AND JUST LIKE THAT META KNIGHT SWEEPS THE COMPETITION

META KNIGHT SWEEPS THE RANDOMIZED TUMBLRSEXYPEOPLE TOURNAMENT

so he gets temporary married to seiga :)

This tournament was really fun and funny for me to do so thank you to everyone who Participated

Also context for the random marriage

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

SMASH BROS SEXYMAN CONTEST SEMIFINALS RESULTS!

Palutena v. Rosalina v. Bayonetta: Bayonetta victory! (I hate to make bad bitches fight each other... but yeah, Bayonetta was objectively the correct choice)

Luigi v. King Dedede: Luigi Victory! (Yeah, that tracks. Sorry furries and Kirby fans)

And we are down to the final match! Bayonetta versus Luigi! Who will become the ultimate Smash bros Sexyman!?

You know, I can't help but think that this perfectly encapsulates Tumblr's taste in men and women. A literal dark witch goddess versus just some guy.

[slaket-and-sprash]

Ok so lately I've been playing a link between worlds and how come Everytime Nintendo makes a villain who turns people into paintings they're always hot?

And yes its happened more than once. 3 times infact

[starflungwaddledee]

You’ve somehow drawn Marx like a tumblr sexyman and Yknow what i salute you 🫡 you are a miracle of creation. An ingenious crafter

hell yeah, thanks! i won't rest until i've drawn the hottest, meanest, genderest, most c-word serving marx (kirby) on this website

[mementomarx]

Meta Knight should have been in this year's Tumblr sexyman competition, he literally won the Kirby fandoms own Tumblr sexyman competition with his final opponent being his husband aka King Dedede.

literally spawned memes of their divorce lol

He should be included in next ones Tumblr sexyman competition

thanks for coming to my Ted talk cause I have no idea what I'm writing.

[sailormoon167]

My top 5 villains

Number 5 escargoon from Kirby

number 4 Mojo Jojo from PPGZ

Number 3 Discord from MLP

Number 2 Ulric from glitter force

number 1 prince Demande from sailor moon

[idkwhattosee]

When will miracle matter be the next tumblr sexyman

[best-kirby-character-tournament]

Wait was there actually a Kirby sexyman tournament? /genq

Mod thought that was a joke! :0 /gen /pos

[somerandomrabbid]

Hehe I did the trend but I only did Madalyn

[gamingforeternity]

Bro, the fact that some of the most interesting shit that happens on tumblr are the sexyman polls is so fucking funny now

In these polls, we got Sans of all people being #1 and possibly killing the queen Meta Knight and Dedede getting a fucking divorce after Dedede lost his chance Cecil fucking dethroning the skeleton and becoming the new #1 sexyman And Ellry and Charles fucking tying in there last match with there love winning This is probably the best timeline we could have where possibilites and events like this are a thing

[gazumirei]

FINAL ROUND OF RANDOMIZED TUMBLRSEXYPEOPLE

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Smash Bros Sexyman contest, Round 4! Metadede divorce

[kitsunequeen1987]

Y'know, the NME sales guy has total tumblr sexyman potential, and yet he's not- I'm genuinely surprised.

[shiningstar5022]

Why Is Magolor dressed like Balan?

From the creator of Forgius to you