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[42uneatenwatermelon]

the Borb

the Borb is unstoppable

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[wondrouswarriorsroz]

The Current Cast: A Summary Post(HEH)

THE PARTY Susie More or less the current Dorothy. She's not exactly a fan of her current life in the underground, and, is looking to change it. Thanks to her Deltarune adventure, she now has some degree of meta powers, although, she tries not to overdo it, mostly just using them when it would come in handy, or to bring others from the Deltarune worlds back. Also, she has a swordaxe, possibly thanks to having a human SOUL in her. Her and Chara don't get along very well initially, possibly because Susie's more of a pacifist this time around.

Chara The beginning Toto. Since her human SOUL was ripped out(She had grown a new one before Roz), once they arrived in Roz, she became a dog monster, specifically a yellow labrador. She is not amused, to say the least. She probably would have killed Tei(The Wicked Witch of the East), if not for Susie being there to warn her. A couple of the reasons Susie and Chara don't like each other, but not limited to just those two reasons, is that, Chara essentially took away Kris, and brought back the Underground, and, may or may not be Susie's Metamom. Oh, and, did I mention she kept that birdcage with Kris' SOUL in her inv?

Tobes A dog from Lolli town some might consider annoying, Susie pretty much adopts him to be her new Toto, after Chara leaves her the first time. Even after they get her back, and get Post as a party member, she still keeps him around, up until the point that she sends Chara through a wormhole, and, then sends him flying through it with a metamade glider. He's basically the superdog, and, comes back slightly later to help with the Poppies

Ralsei Our cute friendly prince/princess from the Dark World, Susie summons them, both because they need a new Toto, and, well- Because she missed Ral. Ral's definitely as friendly, naive, and adorkable as they were before. Although, being in another metaworld has caused Susie and Kris to have more questions about them.

Kris LET THIS CAGED CANARY OUT, LET THIS CAGED CANARY OUT, LET THIS CAG- Oh, thanks. Kris is the original protagonist of the Deltarune world, and, Chara's still been keeping his SOUL in a birdcage. When Asgea temporarily takes Chara's SOUL, Susie puts Kris' in her to replace it, and, the two of them gain a telepathic connection, especially with Kris' lack of a body. He's just as much the same troll and know-it-all you'd expect, guys.

Post Lessee, this tall Scarecrow aesthetic skellie enjoys naps against fences, selling strawdogs, puzzles, singing, puns(to some extent) and, also has a thing for analyzing others, and, using his straw magic against his enemies, mostly binding them. He's a private in the Rozian Force fighting against the Eastern Roz forces. After he joins the party, just imagine how enthused he is about having to confront his captain...

Cap'n Udona The Cyborg Tinfish Leader of the Roz Army that's currently fighting against the Eastern Witch's forces, the party comes across her upon reaching the forest, where she hides in the trees, and throws spears at them. It takes some convincing from Post to talk her down, and make her join the party. She is an experienced soldier and leader, a former member of the royal guard, before Roz even had an army. She's initially not a fan of Susie, and, even quotes her one line from DR, but replaces 'Quiet People' with 'pacifists'. It's only after the party helps her outpost survive an attack from Eastern Roz forces that they start bonding with each other. Also, she's more or less the team mom.

Asgea Starting out this tale as Commander of the Eastern Outpost that's in the way between the party and Central Roz, this, hooded, horned figure, with a long blonde mane of hair flowing out of their, seem mysterious to the party at first, though, for the two most recent members of the party, that might just be because of time. Though, their voice is definitely familiar, and, they definitely know who it is once their face is revealed. They take Chara's SOUL(Chara did a 'Trust me' thing with Susie, not realizing how fast the figure was), and, when battle starts, they break the DR-Style SPARE option, but, as Susie(Or Kris using Susie's body) talks to them, and finds out they've joined the side of their former wife, Tei(East Witch), and are trying to keep Roz out from becoming too affected, Chara and Post repair the SPARE option with help of Post's straw, and, the horned figure joins the party, and Chara finally gets her SOUL back, and becomes human again

Met-Tok The Copper, so-called 'one bot Roz army', Met jumps down from the party, still in his Copper Armored form, but, then, he breaks out of that shell, and shows off his more lithe and tall 'agility mode', complete with bowler hat. Even as an army currently being held back from the combat, he can still be quite a bit of a showoff. He's a nephew of Evoldo, the previous king of Roz's northwestern neighbor, beyond the desert, the Kingdom of Ev. He joins the party later on, after they leave Western Roz for Ev via airship(Or, well, to be technically accurate, while they're about to leave).

THE ROZIAN AUTHORITY ROZ, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL/Rozlie On the surface, they seem to be a giant green goat head, projected onto a screen, that embues power, authority, and respect. ...Buttttt, if you just look behind the curtain(Darn you, Ralsei...), you'll find that she's an adorable, young-looking goat woman in a green magician type hat, whose pretty skilled with Rozian magic and science(Including on their magical gems), and, is also pretty friendly, and, keeps adorable Tem guards around. Also, incase you couldn't guess, she's the daughter of Asgea and Tei.

Ali Assistant to Rozlie, this monocled dino is quite adept at science, her main field being Robotics. She's the one who built Met's current body, and, is also the one who helped turn Udona into a Tinfishborg in the current timeline. Speaking of which, the two of them are currently girlfriends, despite how little they get to see each other these days...

Lei, Good Witch of the North A purple goat woman, The Guardian of North Roz, and one of the three aunts of Rozlie, Lei is a fairly capable magic user. While in the past she helped with diplomacy when it came to countries past the great desert, now she helps Udona's forces against Tei's Eastern Rozian minions. Although, after the battle at the outpost, she decides to have them retreat back to Central Roz for the time being. She later helps against the Poppies

Tor, Good Witch of the South A white goat woman, The Guardian of North Roz, another one of Rozlie's three aunts, and, the first of the sisters to actually become guardian of one of Roz's non-central counties. Her and her county's aesthetic generally tend to be white, silver, and gold, somewhat pristine seeming. Also, she seems somewhat aware, given how annoyed she gets when her theme, 'Popular' starts playing... She, along with Lei, help out against the Poppies

WICKED WITCHES AND CO

The Poppies Creations of the Wicked Witch of the West, Lor, The Poppies are basically a hive mind of flowers with faces. At somepoint during the Party's return, they find the Capital City of Emerald City surrounded by a small sea of red, a 'sea' that happens to be a whole bunch of Poppies. They cause the soldiers besides the party to fall asleep, and, then, some of their petals come up, and, form a giant hyperdeath goat head. At first, they might have the upperhand, but, then Chara and Tobes come back(Because Susie forgot to close the portal), and, make short work of most of them...But, thanks to some trickiness from the remaining Poppies in that area, they assimilate into Chara, becoming Poppy!Chara. They're about to deal with the party, but, then Tor and Lei show up, and, they're forced to beat a hasty retreat to West Roz

Tuffet The Tarantula arachnid bandit queen, with many a monster daughter, both spider and tarantula, and, former Rozian boxing queen, as well Lor's girlfriend and lieutenant/general. This muscular Arachnid is pretty tough, but, I won't delve into too much detail on her yet. She does get annoyed by how much her daughters love Post's strawdogs, though.

Tei, The 'Wicked' Witch of the East A Pink Goat woman, mother of Rozlie, former mate of Asgea, she has odd memories about repeatedly being crushed underneath something...But, thankfully, she survived this time. The current ruler of Eastern Roz, Tei is experienced with her fire and snail magic. And, even though one would think someone wouldn't go to war with their own daughter, her sister, Lor, has convinced her that Rozlie just doesn't know any better, and, that they would be better rulers of the entire nation.

Lor, The Wicked Witch of the West A Green Goat Woman, one of Rozlie's three aunts, and, the well known and feared Wicked Witch of the West, Lor actually started as the assistant to the former wizard of Roz, ☝♋︎⬧︎⧫︎□︎☪, but, at some point in time, something happened to him, and, after some unclear events, she became the new Witch of the West, and, convinced Tei to help her start a war against the Rest of Roz. She's pretty good with magic. Though, she has more help than most people would guess.

Ruggie, the Nome King The Nomes. Are they new to the continent? Have they been there since ancient times? Well...Both yes and no, thanks to Ruggie, the Nome King, a son of the former wizard of Roz, ☝♋︎⬧︎⧫︎□︎☪, he was changed to his currently rocky state, thanks to an old experiment gone wrong. It is thanks to him that things are a bit off in the current continuum. He is a very strong ally for Lor, leading the army of very disturbing skeletons, the Nomes, as well as their Nome dragons...

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