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My Top 3 Blorbos of all time

The gang's all here in Spore. I like little creature dudes.

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Professional ghost hunters.

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we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

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I think more games with romance should include polyamory as an option. Not just because of inclusion purposes but also because a lot of these games are super long RPGs and I sure as hell don't have time to replay the game 5 times to romance everyone I wanted to.

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fun words :

bastard

scoundrel

charlatan

harlot

rapscallion

hooligan

ruffian

swindler

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I had a dream where I was playing the Psychonauts games but they were a bit different.

Instead of only two games (and a weird VR gaiden game) there were 3 mainline games, the first on Xbox, the second on 360 and the third on Xbox One.

And they were structured more like...Metroid or Zelda games, where you need to learn new moves to access new areas, except the story was that, While Raz was still a Psychic, he was a silent protagonist and had "shitty fucking dookie brain" (actual diagnosis) and had to collect more brains to swap his out so he wouldn't have "Shitty fucking dookie brain" he still retained the same personality and memories even after "upgrading".

Also much like Metroid each sequel would start with an excuse on why he reverted back to "shitty fucking dookie brain"

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The Bowuigi scene from the movie was great, but my favorite moment with them is still the one with Luigi bluntly stating that they're both in literal hell

SPM is gold

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IT'S TIME FOR A NEW DEATH GENERATOR! With something between like two weeks and 6 years in the making, it's Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories for the GBA! (2004).

This one required SO MUCH FUCKING WORK. Like, I've partially disassembled the game, patched out dozens of functions to change how it renders, had to use two different emulators (including porting functionality from one to the other), and ran the game (automatically) approximately two thousand times. And then to name the characters, I had my lovely wife @mrsfoone do a spreadsheet that listed them all and matched 'em up with the 241 faces in this silly, silly game.

Even if you've not played the game, this is a fun one to play with: There's all kinda of Final Fantasy and Disney characters in here.

EDIT: forgot to add: If you enjoy the Death Generator and want to support me working on it, I've got both a ko-fi where you can tip me a couple dollars, and a patreon where you can set up a monthly donation. Thanks!

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more cishet people should crossdress. builds a vibrant ecosystem

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if someones pronouns are it/its you are obligated to use them and if not youre being transphobic for misgendering it and not respecting its pronouns

it absolutely does not matter if it makes you uncomfortable because other peoples pronouns arent about your comfort

you think its insulting to trans people? you think its dehumanizing? cool. maybe that person wants to reclaim it, wants to take something that could be used as a form of violence against trans people and take it unto itself. maybe it doesnt consider itself human. maybe literally no other pronouns feel right. maybe its just what its comfortable with for any number of reasons that arent any of your goddamn business because people dont have to justify their pronouns for them to be worthy of respect

use peoples correct pronouns no excuses or exceptions

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Just tried to imagine what Crash Bandicoot would look like in the style of the Sonic Movie

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Here’s an interesting concept that I have just thought about; Young Ford Cruller would sound like Clank from Ratchet and Clank (Since they are both voiced by David Kaye), pretty cool huh?

Didn't even know that! They do sound really similar now that i think about it.

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Look at em. The Skronklys