#the kings peach hahaha

[for-valour]

*BLUSH* Let's take a moment to appreciate Bertie's skill at stepping over a high rope whilst wearing his kilt! The Crown Jewels remain preserved :D

Also shout out to gorgeous Princess Margaret just breezing along that shoreline, no f*cks given!

Loch Muick, Scotland, 1951. gif made by @for-valour

[tobimilobi]

Another LMK art, because I can~! :D

This little thing will be on badges in heart shape and standard circle, aaaannnnd as a stickers~! <3

Speedpaint:

{Commission still close - but soon open}

(I really need to think about Etsy shop, because too many people ask about it)

[the-radio-demon-blog]

Soooooo…Al? How did it go? With talking to Lucifer about the wooer I mean? Did he say anything?

I don't believe any of this is your business, however as Rosie says it, I will spill nonetheless. Hah! I'm learning slang!

Hahaha! Lucifer! What a peach! When I so kindly slammed open his bedroom door, he was popping those stupid little chocolate shaped ducks into his mouth reading those lovely-dovey love notes from that wretched wooer!

And of course, they could be poison! Last thing we want is a King bedridden, right?! Hah! So I slapped them out of his hand. He yelled at me. And well, it ended with an obliterated wall.

It went quite well if I say so myself!

[sunflowerdroplet]

Now that It's Been Brought to my Attenion

“Wowie-zowie! Our first ever Mushroom Kingdom festival! How exciting!”

Mario smiled at his younger sibling’s childlike excitement as they walked together through the festival grounds, taking in the bright and colorful stalls, delicious smells, and pleasant atmosphere. Princess Peach, as reward for saving the kingdom from Bowser, had given them a sack full of gold coins to spend on anything they wanted. Luigi was particularly interested in all of the unique foods the kingdom had to offer, thrilled to discover new recipes to cook for Mario.

“Who knows? Maybe we might even find a mushroom you might enjoy, big bro!”

Mario chuckled at that. “You’re welcome to try, Lu.”

Many Toads varying in color moved all around them. Some perusing the many different tents and stalls, while others were peddling their wares. One Toad with magenta-colored spots waved eagerly to all potential customers, happily showing off her fruits and mushrooms. Luigi’s cerulean blue eyes lit up at the sight of the items and made his way over to the merchant.

Mario left Luigi to his shopping while he wandered off to look around some more. The older brother couldn’t help but smile as he walked amongst the kingdom’s residents, listening to sound of lively children running about, and the cheerful chatter of the adults talking and gossiping with each other. Every so often, he had someone come up to him, thanking him and Luigi for saving their kingdom and asking for an autograph.

He sighed peacefully, enjoying the warm breeze that caressed his face and brown locks. In no time at all, this place was starting to feel like home. Not only were the citizens welcoming and hospitable to the brothers, but they also accepted Mario and Luigi’s…special relationship, allowing them to show their love for each other without fear of ridicule or discrimination. Which was something they absolutely couldn’t do back home in Brooklyn.

Mario had happily taken advantage of their newfound freedom and showered Luigi with affection every chance he got. And though his little brother still had reservations, freezing up whenever the other so much as held his hand outside their newly built home, he was slowly, but surely becoming accustomed to it. Even going as far as to shyly return Mario’s kisses in front of others.

“Mario! Hey Mario, over here!”

The red-clad plumber turned to see Captain Toad waving his tiny arms at him. He smiled and made his way over to his friend. “Heya Toad, you’re selling stuff here too?”

The red-spotted Toad grinned brightly. “Of course! As an adventurer, I want to provide others with the tools to go exploring as well! Why don’t you take a look? You and your brother were planning on exploring more of the Mushroom Kingdom, right? I’ll even give you a special discount!”

“Wow, thanks Toad!” Mario said graciously, taking his friend up on his offer. He looked over the selections before picking out several pairs of shirts, gloves, boots and pants all praised for their durability and defensive capabilities. If it helped to keep Luigi safe, Mario would spare no expense.

“Oh! Before I forget, there’s something else Toadette and I wanted to show you!” He led the taller male over to an adjacent tent that had more feminine clothing. A pink Toad, also known as Toadette, was presiding over it and she grinned when she saw their approach.

“Hi Mario! Won’t you take a gander at my wares? I’m sure you’ll find something you and Luigi will like~~!”

‘This really is the perfect place for us…’ Mario thought with a smile, ocean blue eyes immediately narrowing in on a gorgeous green dress that would look perfect on Luigi. He purchased it without hesitation, already anticipating the joyful look on his brother’s face when he saw it. ‘Could this day get any better?’

*KA-BOOOM!!*

‘No, but it can get worse apparently…’ Mario thought bitterly as the sound of King Bowser’s laughter filled the air along with plumes of fire.

“GWA-HAHAHA! Run away in fear, you cowardly ‘shrooms! It’s Bowser’s time to do some shopping!” the draconic turtle sneered as the tiny people ran off in different directions to escape his flames. His scarlet colored eyes then narrowed in on a familiar looking green figure, who was currently trying to help put out the fires.  “…and I know exactly what I’m in market for~!” With the push of a button in his clown-copter, a robotic arm appeared and snatched up the younger plumber.

~*OoO*~

“YOU ROTTEN KOOPA! GET BACK HERE WITH LUIGI!!!”

“Gwa-hahaha!” laughed King Bowser as he watched Mario run after him as he flew high in the sky in his infamous Clown-Copter. Next to him was Luigi, all nicely tied up and crying desperately for his older brother. “Serves you right, Mario! You’re always keeping me away from my lovely Peaches! So, I’m returning the favor and keeping you from your precious brother!”

“DAMN YOU, BOWSER!”

Confident that the red-loving plumber wouldn’t be able to reach them, the fire-breathing turtle turned to his captive. Luigi was sniffling quietly to himself, cerulean blue eyes filled with tears as he stared up at the king with fear. Bowser smirked, crouching down so he could be more-or-less be eye level with the more reserved brother. “Oh, don’t make such a scared face, Green-stache! I won’t you hurt too much as long as you cooperate!” He used a razor-sharp claw to twirl and pull the side of Luigi’s mustache, similar to how he had during their first ever meeting.

“Y-You’ll never g-get away w-with this…!” Luigi asserted in a trembling voice.

“Oh?” Bowser asked mockingly, pulling harder on the enslaved human’s whiskers. The resulting whimper sent a small thrill through him. There was just something about the green-loving plumber that made him so much fun to bully. “You have that much faith in your runt of a brother?”

“I do!” Luigi managed to say in a surprisingly steady voice. His confidence in his older sibling was clear. “He’s rescued me from you before and he can do it again!”

Bowser growled angrily at the reminder and yanked harder on the younger brother’s ‘stache, feeling satisfaction at his pained yelp and renewed tears. From the ground, Mario continued yelling obscenities and threats if the Koopa king didn’t relinquish his sibling. The reptilian royal sneered at the older human’s persistence. There was always something odd about the plumbers’ relationship to him. That pesky Mario was continuously protecting and rescuing the citizens of this kingdom, especially the princess, but when it came to his brother there was an unyielding fierceness that wasn’t shown for anyone else. One could surmise that it was due to their brotherly bond, but to Bowser it felt much more than that.

“How does your brother even have time to protect Peaches when he’s so focused on you?” the king wondered. “One would think he was in love with you instead of the princess…” It had been absent-minded comment, but the reaction he received from green-clad male caught him by surprise. Green ‘Stache’s face turned a deep candied apple red, and he began stumbling over his words. ‘What?’ the large turtle thought incredulously. Leaning forward, he sniffed at the small human and could easily smell Mario’s scent on his reddened skin. Again, one could chock it up to them being siblings, however…

“Ack! Wh-What do you’re doing?!” shrieked Luigi when one of Bowser’s claws pulled the collar of his signature green shirt down.

“I don’t believe this!” Bowser laughed in disbelief when he got an eyeful of the numerous hickeys on the captured human’s neck. “Mario’s in a relationship with his own brother?! Oh man, this is just too good!”

“T-That’s none of your business!”

Bowser sneered before grabbing his captive and dangled him from his clown-copter. “How badly do you want your brother back, Mario? Or should I say…your lover?” The outraged noises coming from the older brother were hilarious to listen to, and the tyrant continued to laugh as he taunted his mortal enemy.

“M-Mariooo!” Luigi wailed helplessly, fearful of being dropped from such a great height.

“Don’t worry, Lu! I’ll save you!”

Bowser snorted at the lovers’/brothers’ display. It was beyond him that someone would go after their own flesh-and-blood when the beautiful Princess Peach was right there. ‘…Although…’ Bowser thought after a moment as he watched the younger male sob for his brother. The tears in his cerulean blue eyes reflected nicely in the sunlight and his desperate crying sounded appealing. ‘…there is something undoubtably cute about him. Maybe that’s why it’s so entertaining to mess with him…’ He gave his squirming prisoner another quick sniff. ‘And he smells so sweet…’

“I’ll tell you what, Mario…” started Bowser. “I’ll let you choose who you want to protect more! Peaches or your brother? I’ll gladly keep the one you don’t pick!” As if to prove his point, the fire-breathing turtle gave Luigi a rough nuzzle and a slobbery wet lick to his cheek, thoroughly enjoying Mario’s enraged shouts and Luigi’s squeal of surprise. “Hmm, you even taste sweet, too,” he purred. He continued to cackle until he noticed Mario had disappeared from view. “Huh?! Where’d he go?!”

Both Luigi and Bowser urgently looked around the area below them, and sure enough, the red-clad plumber was nowhere to be seen. “Did he just give up?”

“My brother would never do that!” insisted Luigi.

The pair began bickering with each other until a small shadow appeared above them. Scarlet eyes widened in surprise, not comprehending exactly what he was seeing until something round and fuzzy smacked him in the face.

“Mario!” exclaimed Luigi, tears of relief streaming down his cheeks as he watched his older brother, now donned in a Tanuki suit, fighting the Koopa King. The scuffle caused the clown-copter to lurch left and right as Bowser tried to pry Mario off his face and soon enough, thanks to several whacks of Mario’s thick tail, Bowser was sent sailing backwards into the control panel, accidentally damaging the piloting system with his sharp back spikes.

“Now look what you’ve done!” bellowed Bowser as he tried to wrestle with the controls to keep from crashing. It was worthless endeavor as the flying contraption spun out of control.

Thanks to the momentary distraction, Mario scooped up his bound brother and flew them to safety. “So long, King Bowser!”

“CUUUURSEE YOU, MARIOOO!!” roared the reptile as he careened off into the distance.

“Are you okay, Lu?” asked Mario as he checked over his sibling once they were safely on the ground.

“I-I think so. Thank you for saving me, bro!” He shifted as much as he could in his bondage to kiss Mario on the cheek. “Um, are you going to untie me?” He meeped at the chilling smile that spread across his sibling’s face.

“…Not just yet, Lu. First, I need to get you home to disinfect you.” He scowled at the memory of Bowser leaving his disgusting mark on his lover. “And then afterwards, we can see if that dress I bought you fits.”

“A new dress?” Luigi asked, blue eyes lighting up with excitement. “…But wait, I don’t need to stay tied up for that, right Mario? Bro?”

THE END

[drawbauchery]

i just saw the mario movie and here are my thoughts i wrote down as i was watching

• cute opening nintendo logo

• daddy bowser awooga GROWLING.????

• the fake italian accents are so funny omg I WISH THEY DID IT THE WHOLE MOVIE

• their ringtone is the gamecube sound omg

• the scroll-by was so creative while they ran through the construction zone

• omg gamer mario

• the subtle underground theme,,,, *chefs kiss*

• really just the way they incorporate all the mario music into the score is beautifyl

• "YOU JUST GOT A LUIGI'D"

• the shy guys omg

• troll toads hahaha "princess? never heard of a princess. oh! wait i have, she's in another castle"

• YEAH STRONG PEACH SUPLEX THAT FUCKIN PLUMBER

• bowsers a sap and a simp omg

• HIS LITTLE HEADBANG HAHA

• BABY BROS

• im so glad they let jack black sing even if its a simp song

• "DO PRINCESSES FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE" "THEY DO IF THEY HAVE GOOD TASTE"

• "time like hope is an illusion" and "in an insane world it is the sane who are crazy" are such raw lines

• yeah no i dont like cranky's voice

• YEAH DK RAP

• NOT THE SETH ROGEN LAUGH

• furry mario hahahahaha

• toads monster truck lol

• nervous bowser is my favorite thing ever i need it for my profile pic

• not the laugh again

• chris pratt has no reason to be as good as he is doing the "waha!"

• "i told you that line wouldnt work" it worked on me bowser bby

• "THERES NO SUNSHINE ONLY DARKNESS"

• "FINALLY MERCY" was said after being told he would be ritualistically sacrificed

• "smash monkey"

• KING BOO

• punch out pizzaria ;000

• a little kid just said "mama mia" and it made me laugh harder than any other joke in this movie

• BOWSER IN A JAR NOOOOO

gjjgssdklm I ALREADY FORGOT SOME OF THESE THINGS

they did a fucking close up on dk as he did the laugh, too. they really did that. it was prominent

chris pratt was really good idc what people say

i'm gonna go out on a limb and say...........you like booowwssseeerrrr~

[liviavanrouge]

New Family

"You've been on this road too long"

Zakai: *Trembles, his eyes wide as tears threatened to fall* S-STAY AWAY!!

Livia: *Stares down at him surprised*

Lilia: We're not gonna hurt you

Zakai: *Stares at them nervously* B-But...

Lilia: *Pats his head* It'll be okay

"Hearing music but it's not your song"

Zakai: *Hides behind Lilia and Livia, staring up at Malleus*

Malleus: So small...

Vex: You want cookies kid?

Nex: *Grins* We have lots!

Zakai: *Shuffles forward and takes a chocolate cookie, nibbling it*

Briar: He's so cute

"Wanna scream but your voice is gone"

Zakai: *Stares, looking curious*

Asher: *Stares down at him*

Asher: *Picks up Zakai* He is cute and he's mine now

Lilia: *Laughs, smiling warningly* Give me back my new child...

Asher: *Runss away* Borrowing him!

Lilia: NEPHEW!!!!

"Days trapped inside your head"

Zakai: *Drinks apple juice, smiling as he kicked his legs*

Livia: Ready to meet everyone outside of Diasomnia?

Zakai: *Stiffens, looking worried*

Livia: *Chuckles* Don't worry, they'll love you!

Zakai: *Glances up at her then shakes his head*

Livia: Alright, we'll wait longer..

"Can't look up 'cause your world is down"

Sebek: *Quickly fixes the way Zakai held the wooden sword* CHILD! Be careful!

Zakai: *Blinks, SeBek fixing his posture*

Sebek: Now that's better! Try again*

Zakai: *Gently taps the dummy with the sword, then looks at Silver*

Silver: *Chuckles, smiling* You'll get it Zakai

"Walking miles, staring at the ground"

Malleus: *Smiles, floating Zakai around* Enjoying this?

Zakai: *Beams nodding*

Malleus: *Floats up beside him, chuckling* That's good~

Zakai: *Beams, Malleus placing him on his shoulders*

Malleus: *Floats around, chuckling at Zakai's giggles*

"All alone inside the crowd"

Zakai: *Tugs on Livia's dress*

Livia: Zaza?

Zakai: Others...

Livia: You wanna meet the others?

Zakai: *Nods, staring up at her* Of course, let's go!

Zakai: *Smiles*

"Letting pockets hold your hand"

Lilia: You sure about this Zaza?

Zakai: *Nods, Lilia crouched in front of him*

Malleus: If you are sure, then we cannot stop you

Kuro: Yeah, but feel free to run on back here kid

Zakai: *Nods, then walks away with Livia, holding her hand*

"But the sun is always there to shine"

Riddle: *Smiles at Zakai, teaching the child how to hold a tea cup correctly*

Zakai: *Flinches a bit of the tea spilling*

Cater: *Grabs napkin, wiping the wet spot* Don't worry kiddo!

Trey: Want a few tarts?

Zakai: *Nods, his eyes sparkling!

Deuce: *Passes Zakai a strawberry tart* Here! They're delicious!

Ace: Don't choke~~

Maria: Don't make fun of him

Hattie and Scribble: *Laughs, beaming*

Jessie: *Giggles, looking amused*

Denzel: *Wipes crumbs off Zakai's cheeks* Careful kiddo~

Bandit: *Smiles, pouring more tea into Zakai's cup* Here you go!

Riddle: *Nods approvingly and pats Zakai's head*

"The clouds block out the sky"

Leona: *Lays asleep with Zakai between him and Ziro*

Ziro: *Sleeps soundly, a hand resting on Zakai's stomach*

Zakai: *Smiles, his chest rising and falling steadily*

"Oh, hold on"

Ruggie: Thanks kiddo!!

Zakai: *Hands him and Sheryn laundry*

Sheryn: Thank you!

Eddie: *Laughs, grinning at Zakai in thanks*

"Just one more day"

Jack: *Does push ups with Zakai on his back* What is Savannaclaw based off of

Zakai: King of Beasts!

Jack: *Chuckles and nods* Yep!

Zakai: *Waves his hands* Yay!

Lonan and Yolan: *Laughs, grinning at the excited kid*

"Hold on"

Jamil: *Hands Zakai a plate of curry*

Kalim: Jamil's cooking is the best!

zakai: *Beams and nods* Yes, yes!

Jamil: Happy to know you also enjoy my food

Zakai: It's the best!

Jamil: Then I'll make you a bowl to go..

Kalim: Nice Zakai!

Zakai: Thank you!

Pagoon: Lucky brat

Shadow: Be nice

Taleb: *Throws Pagoon over his shoulder* Punishment

Arib, Ulta and Barik: HAHAHA SUCKER!!

Sylus: Oh sevens...

Dylan: *Grunts, passing Zakai some peaches*

"You know you'll find a way"

Vil: *Carefully trims Zakai's hair, smiling*

Rook: How adorable you are Roi Du Oni!!

Epel: Appe?

Zakai: *Smiles taking a few sliced apples*

Amber and Sean: *Purrs, rubbing their cheeks again zakai, causing the boy to giggle*

Ekeko: Cute...

Ruko: He is cute, I agree Ekeko!

Rozzie: *Hands Vil a brush* Gonna spiffy this kiddo up!

Pin: Spiffy, spiffy!

"Hold on"

Golden: *Pokes Zakai's cheeks smirking*

Joana: Oh how can one be more adorable then Huey!

Huey: *Smiles shyly, looking amused*

Vil: Oh hush up, and let me focus!

Golden: *Chuckles*

"You've got stars in your eyes"

Azul: *Sits in his office, doing contracts with Verti*

Zakai: *Beams, getting a piggyback ride from Floyd*

Jade: Here you are Zakai! Snacks!

Azul: *Looks up sharply*

14: Don't worry, made sure there's no mushrooms

Verti: Thank the sevens...

Gabe: *Walks over with a blanket* Here, bet you're cold...

Warren and Darren: *Fixes the couch up*

Dipsi: *Takes Zakai from Floyd and sets the child down on the couch*

Cloak and Dagger: *Smiles at Zakai, poking his cheeks* Cutie...

Zakai: *Giggles, holding a peach pie slice*

Azul: Stop bothering him!

"So let's paint the sky"

Idia: *Sits with Zakai in his lap, playing a kid friendly game*

Zakai: *Stares at the screen impressed*

Idia: new high score! Give me five!

Zakai: *Beams, giving Idia a high five*

Citro: Idia, your new game arrived!

Zaiyu: Let's play together!

Ortho: Yeah!

Pen and Pan: Two outta three! Let's play, let's play!

"Oh, hold on"

Lucky: *Chuckles* Let's not crowd Idia's room

Scatch: SCARE THE KID YOU ALL DIE!

Hecta: You're not scary...

Edward: *Cackles at Scatch's scowl*

Zaiyu: Let's just play a round, alright?

Zakai: I play too!

Ortho: Okay!

"Just one more time"

Zakai: *Beams as Idia handed him a controller*

Idia: I'll teach you

Zakai: Okay!

Citro: *Chuckles, grabbing a controller*

"Hold on"

Shayla: *Smiles, reading Zakai a book*

Ollie: *Sets a plate of brownies down*

Zakai: *Takes a bite out of a brownie* Yummy!

Oz: Thanks, made them myself

Aura: He's a great cook!

Grim: Yeah, never starving thanks to Oz

Zakai: *Giggles, beaming at them all*

"I'll be your reason why"

Crewel: *Smiles, trying out outfits on Zakai* This one looks good on you as well, oni pup

Zakai: *Lifts his arms, looking at the clothes impressed*

Crewel: Wanna try the next one?

Zakai: Yes please sir!

Crewel: You will refer to me as Uncle Crewel!

Zakai: Uncle Crewel!

Crewel* Smiles and nods* Let's continue

"Hold on"

Sam: *Waves to a leaving customer*

Zakai: *Sits on the counter beaming* Bye customer!!

Sam: Good job, Oni imp!

Zakai: I did good job?

Sam: You sure did, Uncle Sam is proud!

Zakai: Yay!

Sam: *Laughs and pats his head*

"You've got stars in your eyes"

Vargas: *Carries Zakai on his shoulders, watching the students*

Zakai: *Ponts to a student* NO SLACKERS!!

Vargas: Haha! That's right kiddo! Catch all slackers!

Zakai: *Points to another student* Slacker!

Vargas: What do we do with slackers?

Zakai: A hundred laps!

"Let's paint the sky"

Trein: *Sips tea with Zakai*

Crowley: Young Zakai, I got you a new stuffed animal! How generous am I

Zakai: *Beams, taking the wolf plush* Thank you, you're very generous*

Trein: *Smiles into his tea amused*

Crowley: I am aren't I?

Zakai: Yes!

Trein: Zakai, drink your milk

Zakai: Sorry! *Grabs the cup of milk, quickly taking a sip*

Trein and Crowley: *Chuckles, watching him*

"So let's paint the sky"

Zakai: *Lays asleep, Malleus carrying him to bed*

Malleus: *Lays the child down and pats their head* Goodnight..

Lilia: *Tucks Zakai in* Sweet dreams, you've had a fun filled day

Zakai: *Smiles, hugging his stuffed wolf*

Lilia: *Chuckles*

@anxious-twisted-vampire @yukii0nna @writing-heiresss @zexal-club @marrondrawsalot @yumeko2sevilla @abyssthing198

[legobiwan]

How much did you learn about the Mr. L arc? It's fascinating. You can fight him as Mario, Peach or Bowser & he has comments about all of them. He has issues w/Mario. Peach is gorgeous/stunner. I think he makes fun of the fact she's always kidnapped at one point. Bowsers' King Incompetent/butterball (Bowser says he has a big shell.) There's a game theory ep about how brainwashing works that makes it more interesting.

I know the basics at this point, anon, but I'm slowly watching a playthrough of the game on YouTube in my spare moments and I am just...enthralled with this storyline and world. (It gets a little...existential at times? Plus, the minion scenes are hilarious.) I'm also learning a lot rummaging through the Mr. L tags on Tumblr and Ao3, hahaha.

Honestly, I cannot believe they gave Luigi a brainwashing/bad guy arc where he fights his brother. Good gods, if that was ever made into an animation (with all the fallout from said encounters) I think I'd pass out from happiness (it probably won't, it's a little too dark, I imagine, for the big screen). But Luigi without his inhibitions (because you have to figure a lot of that attitude was simmering under the surface for a while) being kind of a cocky asshole (who is an accomplished mechanical engineer as well, go get it my lanky plumber friend!) is just great. The notion of Team Good Guys (+ Bowser) freaking out if/when they did figure out it was really Luigi under the mask is so incredibly juicy and ripe for exploration. (Makes me think of the Bucky Barnes arc in the MCU. Who the hell is Luigi? hahahha)

Anyway, most of my Mario knowledge (and enthusiasm) comes from 90s cartoons and the waaaaaay early days of Nintendo (like the original, original Mario, which I did not have at home but some friends did), so it's been fun having a reason to dive into more recent lore. (Probably should check out Luigi's Mansion at some point to get up to date). Don't know if I'll ever actually play the games past some emulators on my laptop (kind of junky), but it's cool to see how video game narratives have evolved and matured. And I'm looking forward to the part of Super Paper Mario where we get into the apocalypse and the afterlife? (Mario-style, of course). Wild topics for a Mario game.

I'm also looking very forward to what I assume will be the outpouring of Luigi content after this film comes out next year. Finally, one of my original beloveds gets his due! (Hopefully, the film will have a solid Luigi B Plot).

[nintendouniverse2023]

Mario and Friends in the Mario Movie Premiere

Reporter Toad: Hello, Tonight we bring you live one the Mushroom Kingdoms Theater, To meet the main stars of the Mushroom Kingdoms long time heroes, The Super Mario Bros! Oh and here comes the First few stars and their guess now!

(In the middle of the Theater at the Red Carpet where Toads, Koopas, Goombas, Kremlings and So much Started flashing their cameras at Princess Peach‘s carriage as it stops to the carpet. The carriage door opens to Revel Toad in a tuxedo as he smiles and waves at the audience. Then they went whiled when the Mario Bros in their color tuxedos, Princesses Peach and Daisy in their color sparkling dresses and Yoshi in just a tie.)

Mario and Luigi: Let’s-a Go!

Yoshi: Yo-Yoshi! Wa-Ha!

Reporter Toad: Its the Super Mario Bros themselves and the your higness of Mushroom and Sarasa Kingodms with their other friends!

Princess Peach: Hi everyone, So glad that you could make it to the special night! Just remember that no matter what happens or whatever it doesn’t what you expeced, We should always respect its decision no matter who amazing it gets.

Princess Daisy: I THINK TONIGHT WAS GONNA BE RADICAL!!!!!

(Then suddenly they go over to the Hawaiian and jungle themed carriage a Kong‘s head as the crowd cheered.)

Reporter Toad: Well I be a Kongs uncle! It’s the Royal Kongs all the way from Kongo Bongo Island! King Cranky Kong and Prince Donkey Kong the Third!

(Cranky in his King outfit comes out of the carriage as he blocks his eyes from the from flash Photography. As Cranky growls in anger, DK jumps out of the carriage and jumps down into the Red Carpet wearing a classy and a bit junglish suit as he dances shouting,)

Donkey Kong: Banana Slamma!

Reporter Toad: Hahaha! Okay he’s getting a head start on his dancing in his Kong style!

Cranky Kong: Gah! Enough of the Flashing lights already!!! I don’t like it!

Donkey Kong: Oh come on Cranky, Where is your spirt of the…you in the film! This is what the people really came for! Me and my handsome packs!

Mario: Hey DK! You made it! Nice suit by the way!

Luigi: Yeah, I see you were ready for the movie as well too!

Toad: You go with that dances DK! Oh! Oh! Donkey Kong!

Donkey Kong: Oh yeah! You got my raps on!

Princess Peach: Oh hi Cranky, Glad you made it as well.

Cranky Kong: Not that I have a choice. I swear this movie make me fell like a king or else I-

(Suddenly out of no where, a special car of Bowsers Limo that jumped Cranky, nearly a heart attack which the stars and guess looked at it as more flashes of photograies. )

Reporter Toad: Speak of the devil…. Here is the main villain of the film.

(Then out of the their was a Para Koopa with a Blue Shell which it the General, dropping Boom Boom with feet first as the general has something to say.)

Genarel Koopa: Attention Maggots! You better start favoring and kneeling for the King because here comes the Royal Koopa Family! Big Hands, Open the limo doors!

Boom Boom: Who you a calling big hands you blue blur rip off!? But sure.

(Boom Boom then opens the limo door to reveal Kamek wearing his orange tie.)

Reporter Toad: Well here comes Bowsers Main MagicKoopa and here come the-

(Suddenly, The Koopalings came rushing out of the limo as Kamek steps away. Wendy was wereing her special princess glitter dress in pinkish red wearing a crown. While her brothers were wearing a specially shinning outfits with their own color and also wearing crowns.)

Reporter Toad: The Koopalings must be here for the film as well, They look good to be honest!

Larry: Wow! I never knew what was like to have our dad be a movie star.

Wendy: *Laughing of excitement* I know dear brother! Oh ho! Inmaend if I was a super movie star myself! *Laughing of excitement*

Morton: I wonder dad is gonna win in this movie? Not like that Mario have to ruin it like all the time for us! Speaking of this, Do you really think something special coming up when were in the sequel?

Roy: Who cares chump! I really want to know what their special weapons is gonna be there!

Iggy: Speaking of special Roy! I beat Luigi wont last very long inside! Maybe tell loss a mustache! *Evil Laughter*

Lemmy: Or maybe be force to be daddy’s personal jester!

Ludwig: Well just have to wait and find Out my siblings, wait till we get what we need and watch the film.

Kamek: Right this way your highness!

(As Bowser comes out of the limo, wearing his Mario Odyssey suit but black. He makes his famous roar as his so Bowser Junior did the same wearing the crown, red tie and Black Tailcoat.)

Reporter Toad: ITS BOWSER!!!! THE MAIN STAR WITH A MAIN VOICE!!!

Mario: Well, Well, Ready to throw hard ball on me tonight Bowser?

Princess Peach: Please don’t do something this time…

Bowser: Relax Peachie! Not tonight. This was all about fun! Romance! AND THE SUPER DUPER AWESOME!

Bowser Jr: You heard my Papa! Let’s see if the Super Star always put the upperhand hand on you!

(Roy comes in and high fives Junior as he laughs)

Roy: Nice one Jr! You ready to get schooled plumber! Because I know you are by my main paps!

Mario: The only thing your Dad is gonna do Is failing.

Bowser: We will se about that ya puny plumber, while your brother is just being scared!

Reporter Toad: Now without judges out of the way-

(Suddenly the photos stop as the Old rusty truck belongs to Wario Shows up to the red carpet. Then it apprease to be Wario and Waluigi just in their original clothes while Spike shows up in his Orange Tuxedo.)

Foreman Spike: Sorry I’m late, the car is just slow thanks to this Mario ripoff.

Wario: Well excuse me for not being an actual taxied driver!

Waluigi: You still be paying use money for this!

(Then all the main cast alongside their guests and audience just looked in silence.)

Wario: Wario Bros reportInv for duty, here to drop of Spike… Where’s money?

Reporter Toad: Opps I almost forgot! Right behind the Wario bros was the wrecking crew and boss of the Mario Bros… Foreman Spike!

(They all suddenly still silence.)

Foreman Spike: Really guys!? REALLY!? Where’s my cheer?

Donkey Kong: Hey Mario, do you know this werido?

Bowser: For once I agree, who is this looser? Do you know him?

Mario: Long story… Right before me and Luigi came to the Mushroom Kingdom.

Luigi: But do you think we should really give them this chance? After all, he didn’t have any appearance for so long.

DK and Bowser:… NOPE!

(The Cast, Guest and Audience except for the Princess and The Bros laughed at the Spike)

Wario: Waluigi, should we?

Waluigi: Good idea.

(Then the Wario Bros laughted at Spike as they go inside.)

Forman Spike: I HATE ALL OF YOU!!! CAN WE JUST GO INSIDE?????!!!!!

(Once settled in as the other began to get ready to get into their seats as a few audiences and others *Diddy, Dixie, Tiny, Lanky, Chunky, Kiddie, Funky, Candy, Pom Pom, Toadette, Kremlings Krew, King Bomb and King Boo* already inside and get ready to get settled in.)

Forman Spike: This is stupid! At least the Ape gets all the credit! What’s next a stupid reptile?

Krusha: Got a problem boI?!

Forman Spike: Gah! Nothing!

Donkey Kong: Guys! You made it!

Diddy Kong: Glad to see you to Uncle DK! We wouldn’t miss out your special!

Dixie Kong: This Movie is gonna be dynamite!

Chunky Kong: Let’s just hope I’m in a cameo.

Candy Kong: So DK, lets see how Grover you get?

Donkey Kong: *blushed in giggles*

Boom Boom: Thanks for holding my seat for me, I really need it.

Pom Pom: No problem, wants some gummies?

Boom Boom: *Takes the gummies* Sure.

Wendy: *cheering*

Bowser Jr: Should we calm her down? I mean, it hasn started yet.

Iggy: Nah, let her have her moments. It’s only a matter of time before she when into her room cries real loud while eating an ice cream tub.

Wendy: I heard that!

Princess Daisy: Everyone quite it! The Film is starting!

(Everyone then be slowly got quit, still eating snacks as the movie started rolling the film. In the last minute Luigi replys.)

Luigi: Mario, is this how we really got started as hero’s?

Mario: Well it’s sort of approximately how it happened.

[annisamsyaf]

Hari yang Menyenangkan

Bandung, 18 Februari 2023

Hari itu adalah hari Sabtu. Rencananya keluargaku dan keluarga suamiku akan pergi bersama ke Gunung Papandayan. Senang sekali dalam anganku jika dapat melihat keluargaku dan keluarga suamiku berlibur bersama, berada dalam satu bingkai yang sama, ya selain waktu kami menikah hehehe.

Namun qadarullah, perjalanan ini tidak jadi karena satu lain hal. Sebagai gantinya, aku mengajak ibuku berjalan-jalan santai. Sudah lama juga tidak bepergian berdua ibuku setelah aku menikah.

Pagi itu sebetulnya cukup kurang fit, mungkin karena malamnya tidur terlalu larut. Alhasil aku terlalu lama leyeh-leyeh dan saat jam 7.00 aku cepat-cepat membuat sarapan untuk suamiku, beberes sedikit, dan langsung mandi.

Singkat cerita, aku pergi ke rumah ibuku dan menjemputnya. Tujuan pertama kami ke Kupat Tahu Gempol kesukaan ibuku.

Bumbunya perasaan lebih kental dari biasanya dan lebih ENAK! Hahaha. Namun seperti biasalah, penuh yah ngantri banget.

Habis itu, kami ke toko kerudung Alisha. Ibuku mau beli kerudung warna pink. Seperti biasa, warna pink bagiku adalah peach bagi ibuku 🤣 sehingga aku menyerah jika memberi saran tentang warna pink dan gradasinya 😅 tapi kusenang karena aku dibelikan bergo yang sangat nyaman, saking senangnya langsung aku pakai karena kerudung bawaanku memang terlalu pendek juga dan tidak nyaman. Terima kasih Mah! Hehe.

Pulangnya dari situ, kami ke Yogya Kepatihan. Wah ramai ya. Sebetulnya niatku kesitu mau beli sendal. Sendalku sudah sangat mengkhawatirkan, sudah di tahap bingung pakai apa kalau mau pergi. Literally tidak ada lagi pilihan. Jadi ini waktunya aku beli. Lagian aku mau bayar pakai voucher yang merupakan honorku waktu jadi moderator 2 pekan lalu hehe. Alhamdulillah, cuma ibu-ibu tetaplah ibu-ibu. Rencana beli A, yang dibeli A-B. 🥲 hasilnya ya totos, tak hanya voucher, namun duit ikut melayang 🥹

Sekalianlah kami mampir ke toko tas kulit di Kings. Takut tidak ada waktu lagi untuk beli kado ultah untuk ibu mertuaku nanti tanggal 28 Februari. Ibuku ikut memilihkan.

Ibu-ibu mah yang gini atuh… (sambil nunjuk dompet yang ukurannya panjang)

Yasudah aku menurut sebagai yg lebih muda wkwk. Sebetulnya aku sedikit memikirkan, apakah ibuku tidak apa-apa, tak ikut aku belikan sesuatu dari toko itu? Lantas aku tawari terus-terusan, barangkali beliau ingin beli apa.

Ga usah, kan udah dibeliin waktu kemarin mamah ulang tahun, buat apa banyak-banyak.

Ya betul sih, Oktober lalu baru aku belikan juga tapi tetap saja seperti ada rasa tidak enak 🥲 tapi yasudah berakhir tidak membeli apa-apa lagi.

Setelah itu, kami makan siang di Ibu Imas, kesukaan kami. Ibuku hanya makan nasi dan ikan mas goreng kering. Katanya bosan makan ayam. Yasudah gapapa, yang penting mau makan ya.

Terakhir kami ke Uwa ambil rambutan hasil panen dari Subang. Banyak sekali.

Dan sampailah kami di rumah ibuku. Aku cepat pulang karena hari akan hujan, suamiku juga kasihan ditinggal sendiri hehe. (Memang gamau ikut katanya, biar aku dan ibuku santai).

Hmm, sepanjang perjalanan senang sekali. Menghabiskan waktu bersama ibuku, bercerita banyak hal, berdiskusi banyak hal seperti dulu, mendengarkan ceritanya. Terasa seperti tidak nyata. Setelah menikah sesulit itu punya waktu bersama orang tua di sela sibuk kita, yang mungkin hanya sanggup mampir nginap besok pulang 🥹

Dan ini kata ibuku.

Jujur, aku ngerasa berubah. Untukku, saat ini, gausah gengsi-gengsi lagi sama orang tua. Bilang terima kasih sebanyak-banyaknya selagi bisa. Ekspresikan sayang kita dengan cara apapun yang kita bisa. Doakan juga, itu yang paling penting.

Sehat terus Mamah! Luv u! 💕

[ladykeane]

I'm just gonna dump my Super Mario headcanons here bc who's gonna stop me

Mario - Mr fix-it, type A, I'm-not-happy-unless-I-have-a-task-in-front-of-me. The storyline that has he & Luigi born in the Mushroom Kingdom is A LIE, the boys from Brooklyn were flushed down a magic pipe into the Mushroom world, so there.

In New York he helped his neighbours by fixing toilets and boilers and showers for next to nothing. His favourite jobs were for old nonnas who paid him in home made-dishes of cannoli and baked ziti.

He has bone-deep working class pride, which sits paradoxically next to his status as the favourite of a royal. He and Luigi's cottage is completely paid for by the Mushroom crown, but in Toad Town he continues his habit of fixing the Toads' plumbing for a pittance - given this and all his other acts of service for the people, few citizens begrudge him his Peach-bestowed perks. He's one of those guys who is preeningly proud of how humble and utilitarian he is. Also, he is fiercely protective of his little brother, having defended him from bullies and shored up his courage since they were little.

Luigi - Truly flourishes as a softe cottagecore plant gay. Loves his gardening and cooking, and gets baking tips from Peach. He's constantly worried about his brother gallavanting off to rescue various lands from the clutches of evil. Neat freak. Back in Brooklyn, his prized possessions were the tiny kitchen garden he started with his late mother, and his pristine collection of Josh Groban CDs (btw he has a beautiful singing voice).

He often invites E Gadd round for tea and biscuits and life advice (E Gadd is the first elder gay in his life, and has taken him under his wing). He just tends to attract bold people who adore him and insist on PROTECTING HIM AT ALL COSTS (eg Mario, Daisy, Prince Peasley... Bowser???) Just a sweet precious gentle baby boy.

Peach - She lost her mother at an early age, and also lost her father to grief-induced madness (angsty backstory OOOH). She was thrust into a leadership role at a tragically early age as Princess Regent, and owes everything she knows about governing to Toadsworth (who is more of a dad to her than the poor mentally ill King ever could be). She is absolutely the OG Mom Friend and a fair-minded and compassionate ruler - the welfare of the citizens has flourished under her. She is an incredibly strong person because of her kindness and integrity (girlboss who?).

She and Mario first connected over their shared sense of responsibility for others, and were able to let go and unwind with each other, enjoying mutual venting and consolation. She just absolutely loves the churlish lil dude and will probably be the one to propose marriage. She is also a few years older than the rest of the main posse, probably about thirty or so.

Bowser started out as an enemy to the Mushroom Kingdom, but as the years have passed, the relationship has mellowed quite a bit, and his intermittent abductions of Peach are more ceremonial than anything else (really, he just does it for the attention). Bowser always makes sure to have a comfortable suite with a good wi-fi connection set up for Peach, so she doesn't miss any important work for Mushroom Parliament while she's waiting for Mario to rescue her.

Daisy - AYOOOOO she's a little PUNK (also given the dearth of Sarasaland lore in the canon I can pretty much make up what I want hahaha). Sarasaland's capital is Birabuto, a coastal city in the country's desert region. The sovreign's formal title is always Totomesu, as the local culture asserts that the royal line is descended from the lion-god Totomesu.

Daisy is the 'Prince Harry' of her family, with her older brother being groomed for the throne. As soon as she came of age she was out getting involved in pub brawls, flipping off paparazzi, and dyeing her hair inadvisable colours. Her father is always worried about her, however she does bring pride to Sarasaland as an ambassador for sports. It's a longstanding obligation of the royals in the Mushroom world to entertain the citizens with athletic endeavours, and that's the area in which she excels. She is fiercely competitive, and her bedchamber in Birabuto Palace is pretty much just a storage room for her many many trophies.

She and Peach went to the same elite boarding school, though Peach was a few years above her. The older girl pretty much adopted the younger girl upon meeting, so they've been besties ever since childhood. When Peach graduated to go and act as ruler of the Musroom Kingdom, she and Daisy sent regular letters to each other. Peach would also send her care packages full of baked goods, sports magazines, and romance novels.

The moment Daisy graduated, she purposefully forgot everything she learnt in deportment and etiquette classes. She has a mouth like a drunken irate longshoreman. She has also since pretty much moved to the Mushroom Palace permanently - the King of Sarasaland is content to let Peach handle the brazen lil shit.

She is head over heels in love with Luigi and it's tragically one-sided. She commissioned the golden statue of them dancing together, which sits on Birabuto's harbourside boulevard, as a birthday present for herself. She can never look at it without a painful mix of love and despair. Like all of Luigi's admirers she will go full mama bear to protect him.

She may also have an occasional no-strings-attached fling with Captain Syrup, whenever the two run into each other at various ports. (I mean, Daisy does appear to have an affinity for boats...)

Wario & Waluigi - Like Charles Martinet said, two nice evil guys who found each other. They both come from Diamond City, which is its own semi self-contained territory in the Mushroom Kingdom. It has historical roots as a mining town, and enjoys certain special free-market mercantile priveleges (so it's full of con-men, crooks and corporate douchebags).

This video has influenced many of my thoughts on the duo. 'Wario' and 'Waluigi' are definitely aliases made up to intentionally antagonise the Mario Brothers. Not sorry, I really love the idea that Waluigi's legal name is Jimmy Papadopoulos, and he is also the Jimmy P. from the Warioware games (he's a great dancer and owns a canary yellow afro wig for clubbing, lol).

Waluigi/Jimmy is the adopted son of Spike Papadopoulos, the CEO of a successful demolition company. Waluigi dropped out of college and was coerced into working for his dad, who wanted him to make something of himself instead of just playing tennis and going dancing at nightclubs like the priveleged lil asshat he is.

He met 'Wario' one day at his tennis club, who had seen his performance on the court and had heard about his reputation as a skeezy but suprisingly skilled athlete. They bonded over their shared hobbies and their status as adopted children, Wario having an absolutely sleazy slapper of an adoptive mum (hmmm... they're both adopted, huh?...). They soon teamed up, created their 'stage names', and challenged the Bros at every opportunity.

As Warioware inc took off (and amassed ill-gotten profits), Wario purchased a sprawling mansion in the hills of Diamond City. Waluigi went from sponging off his dad to sponging off his best friend,  moving into the second bedroom.

There is some gentlemanly honour hidden behind their asshole facades: as much as they bicker, they are unswervingly loyal to each other. In matters of the heart, Wario is suprisingly gallant to his girlfriend Mona (they make me think of Gouda and Yamato from 'Ore no Monogatari'), while Waluigi's hopeless love for Princess Daisy spurs him to try and be a better version of himself (or at least a slightly less jerky version of himself).

Also, Toadette has a massive crush on Waluigi. He was once nice to her and spent an afternoon helping her improve her tennis technique, afterwards treating her to a milkshake from the Peach Dome cafeteria (mostly beacuse he knows she's a friend of Daisy). Oh if only senpai would notice her.

[castlebyersafterdark]

how does one even achieve such a peach? is it squats? is it naturally gifted from the garden of eden?

It's why he's always at the gym!! And climbing up those walls!! He's gotta maintain that work of art. But with a little bit blessed just in general. Only the best as to be expected from king angel baby. I am. Out of pocket tonight. Oh well hahaha

[demon-girl-2004]

How would these monkeys react if their S/O kisses their hand or their ears? because they are really adorable

I love the idea of this

Gender not specified

Romantic

Kissing their ears

Nezha rebon sun wukong

“Ah! Hahah! Babe that tickles!!! What are you doing!! Hahah!” He placed a hand over his ear as he watched you attack his other ear with kisses, you pulled from his ear and looked at him “I am giving you kisses silly!” He laughed and pointed to his lips “but my lips are right here!”

Monkey king RB

“H-hey!! What are you doing?! Wh-hey! Did I say stop?!” He’s so confused when you come up to him and start kissing all over his ears. He does try to get you to stop at first but then you explain what your doing and makes you keep going. “Next time don’t just jump me like that! Tell me what you’re going to do!…..yes I like it! Jeez!”

DOTA2 sun wukong

“*chuckles* easy there, their sensitive don’t cha Y’know” at first he was a bit shocked that you even thought about his ears but he doesn’t mind it one but especially when he’s stressed and needs a distraction. The only thing is you gotta be gentle because they are sensitive and extremely fragile. “ You really like my ears don’t you, I am not complaining! It’s just cute”

SMITE sun wukong

“What-what are you? Oh my ears,- hey! That’s tickles!” He doesn’t mind it as long as it’s you and your not trying to distract him from anything. He’s a very busy person and he needs to focus but when he has the time he doesn’t mind a few kisses on his ears.However kisses on the ears can’t be compared to kisses on the lips in his minds “Alright How about lips next? Yes?”

LEAGUE OF LEGENDS sun wukong

“What-what and you-hey! What are you doing?! Hahaha!” He’s extremely ticklish so if you do this to be romantic or something it’s just gonna end with laughing his ass off. Like seriously his so ticklish around his ears it’s almost not funny. He understands what you’re trying to do and sometimes he’s able to hold back his laughs “seriously tho that tickles a lot, hey about he stick to regular kisses for tonight huh?”

LEGO sun wukong

“Awww peaches you're too sweet with all of these kisses!” He loves it, he absolutely loves it, he feels so spoiled and pampered! It’s like giving a puppy and extra treat! It’s great to him! He’ll start purring and his tail will Start swaying it’s almost like he’s back in heaven seriously! “Y’know I love these kisses! How about you give me a few more juts for good Measure yeah?”

LEGO macaque

“Woah-what are you doing???” He doesn’t like them at first, his very protective of his ears and for good reason too. But eventually he warms up to you and ends up loving it! I mean like he purrs- and really LOUDLY and his tail sways and he holds you close while you pepper his ears with kisses. He loves kissing your lips but he may just love you kissing his ears more “Your too much my starlight, your kisses are so sweet too me”

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[bowandcurtsey]

Hi may I request how yami, fuegoleon, mereoleona and julius react to their s/o asking them "do you fart with that ass*lip bite*" followed by a loud sheeeeeesh. Please🤪😩🐌

hahaha! The Nice Ass Squad!! WEW!!

I was smiling so hard to myself when I saw this request!! And what is that Snail Emoji for Anony!! Are you addressing yourself as snail or you pressed it by accident 😂

Yami | Fuegoleon | Mereoleona | Julius x gn! Reader

Yami Sukehiro

“Baby,” you smirked at your man, “do you even fart with that ass? SHEESHHHH!”

“Heh, like what you see?” His shit eating smirk was plastered all over his face as he stood ass naked in front of you. “This peaches of mine makes nice farts, do you want a whiff?”

“Get lost,” you rolled your eyes, laughing.

He squeezed a fart out.

“YAMI. YOU’RE GROSS!” You exclaimed, hiding under the blankets.

“Nice ass nice farts baby!” He laughed at your reaction

Fuegoleon Vermillion

He came out from the showers with nothing but a towel wrapped to his waist.

Water droplets trickled down his neck, chest and well defined abs, disappearing into the towel. He bent down to grab his pyjamas, his behind facing you and even from under the towels you could see they were well defined and perky.

“Do you even fart with that ass?” You spoke cheekily, “SHEEEESHHHH”

He choked on his saliva, coughing a little as his face turned a bright red at your comment.

“Unfortunately, yes I do fart honey..” he managed to choke out before heads back to the toilet to put his pjs on.

“Also, don’t tease me like that, honey!” He called over his shoulder before closing the bathroom doors

Mereoleon Vermillion

She was getting ready for a dinner and she came out from the dressing room. She wore a body-con dress that showed off her curves perfectly.

“Do you even fart with that ass?” You bit down on your lip as you saw her, “SHEEEESH!”

She let out a fart.

“SHEEESHHH.” She mirrored your earlier comment, “I guess I do!”

The both of you roared with laughter as you left for the party, hand in hand.

Julius Novachrono

It was a long day and Julius was still working in his office. You decided to drop by and bring him dinner.

“Thanks love, I’m famished!” He took off his royal robe and carefully hung his robe on the coat hanger.

“Do you even fart with that ass Wizard king?” You bit your lip as he turned around, “SHEEEEESH!”

Julius looked at you wide eyed, “er, yes I can even fart in different pitch, i did an experiment once and-”

“YOU WHAT.” You raised an eyebrow, suppressing you laughter.

“I did a fart experiment” he looked at you all proud, “want to hear my different pitch farts?”

“NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THAT!” Marx shouted from outside. “Stop doing all these! It’s unbefitting of a wizard king, sir!”

“YES I WANT TO!” You replied, ignoring Marx’s sighs, “can you even hold your farts in mid air still as you control time babe?!”

“OH MY GOD I SHOULD TRY THAT Y/N”

-end-

I loved this! I was laughing while writing 😂 hope you enjoyed it! It’s refreshing to have short funny fics once in awhile! I had lotsa fun hehe!

[azuresanset]

Okay Okay I missed the Monki Kid season 3 trailer... And I watched it...

IMMORTAL PEACHES!

WHEN WILL IT APPEAR FOR VIEWING? I ALREADY WANT IT!

Because... RED IS BACK ON THE TEAM WOW WOW WAAAAAAA How he was missing (;o;)

THERE'S A HUGE SCORPION-COCKROACH-KNIGHT, MACAQUE HAS BECOME EVEN MORE DANGEROUS (and COOLER)

Another thorn in ass hahaha)))

AND WITH UKUN THERE'S BEEN A BIG CHANGE (he's back to his "young" form? I've seen some reflections on this somewhere. The Monkey King's clothes are very similar to the one he trained in).

It seems that Wukong for season 3 will regain his former strength. But that's not entirely accurate. Who knows in what order the episodes in the trailer were. It may be the other way around.

What else? Oh yeah...

THE FUCKING FIRE OF SAMADHI!

Sorry I don't know Chinese and didn't understand anything from the trailer. But some arc in the season will clearly be related to this and Nezha... I honestly don't really like him. Oh and another one thing - story about Wukong and Fire. I think the Great Sage wanted to get this relic(?) but somehow awakened or incited Nezha on himself. And it was very loud...

And one more thing...

MK AWAKENED HIS MONKEY FORM?! This was my first thought. Then I got up off the floor (where I fell from the shock) and thought "Perhaps this is just such a metaphor."

In the last shots (they will obviously be in the intro) you can see how the successor and mentor stand back to back - MK as usual and Wukong in the clothes of his young self. After this Xiaotian shows us a lunge (not without Golden Eyes) pushing the monkey a little. At this moment, confusion can be seen on Sun Wukong's face. Of course, the Monkey King has for centuries instilled fear in the Kingdom of Heaven and now he is clearly inferior to his disciple - who does not feel embarrassed about this? There is still plenty of fuel for thought here.

That's it. Just wanted to share my emotions with the LMK community)))

[marlyjade]

Wip

Peach as a princess of light

At first I thought that Mario could be a king mickey figure... Drew that... Realized that he ain't worthy of that hahaha. Peach isn't just a princess. She's a fucken queen

I'm gonna make more Nintendo Princesses and possibly Amy rose.

Maybe draw a mushroom kingdom Sora.... Idk

[galateagalvanized]

Where in the South are you from and what do you miss about it? I'm German and spend a year in rural Texas and other than tex-mex and a handful of people there's nothing that I miss about it, there was just too much problematic stuff

Hello! Always happy to talk about myself hahaha. First off, I’ve gotta point you back to the US cultural map I made yesterday:

Texas is Texas! Texas is not entirely the South (though it’s got some South mixed in), so a lot of what I’m about to share may not match your experience. I’ve never lived in Texas, though I’ve got plenty of friends in Houston and Austin, and those seem like neat places. To answer your question, I’ve added a little star for where I’m from—Atlanta, Georgia! I have added it in a peach color, as I’m a true Georgia peach ;) (Georgia is the peach state. It means we’ve all got incredible 🍑s hahaha).

A second caveat, too, is that I love my home because it’s my home! It’s where all my family is. It’s where the way I speak is the same way other people speak; it’s where I know all the roads by heart; it’s where baristas know my name and my order when I walk in the door; it’s where, if my car breaks down anywhere in the city, I am ten minutes away from someone who will bring me coffee while I wait for AAA. It’s where I, to quote a song about the area, “learned a lot about livin’ and a little ’bout love.” This is where I grew up! It defined me! That doesn’t mean anything special about the South, but I am very biased towards my home because of those reasons, and it would be a disservice to the human soul to try to be unbiased about it.

My experience is also unique in that it’s my experience and not anyone else’s. I can’t speak for the whole South. I can’t speak for anyone but me; but you did ask me, so I’ll answer.

Anyways, what do I miss that other people would miss? WELL. I miss two things that both have many songs about them: the Blue Ridge Mountains and the Chattahoochee River. I really much prefer the “quiet geography” of the east to the loud, barren beauty of the west.

I miss the Blue Ridge! I miss the Hooch! I miss the Nantahala—the land of the noonday sun, where the trees are so thick that light only penetrates the foliage when the sun is directly overhead. The mountains are sisters to those in the Scottish Highlands. I studied geology in the southeast; it means a lot to me.

As John Denver says, “Life is old there; older than the trees; younger than the mountains, growin’ like a breeze.”

As a last note on nature, to quote my favorite southern magazine:

The national parks that we do have in Georgia are historical —  preserving forts and battlegrounds and the birthplaces of leaders like Martin Luther King Jr. and Jimmy Carter. We have nothing like the vast expanses of land that we have out West. Is the South any less beautiful, less ecologically complicated, less rare, less awe-inspiring than the West? Do we need the loudness of geology to understand power? Can we have a quiet geography? Can we understand the quiet muscle of botanics?

And Atlanta… I miss having good grocery stores close by with cheap produce and friendly people. Honestly, y’all might laugh, but southern hospitality is something I miss, too. I got a flat tire on a Sunday once and no fewer than four people stopped to ask if I needed help. They were all heading Church, and they all said, “Oh, if I’m late, I’m sure He’ll understand.” Beyond that, I miss the city! I miss the mecca of southern hip-hop! I miss the birthplace of the Civil Rights Movement! I even miss the way the streets make NO sense and how we messed up road/bridge infrastructure so badly in one area that we call it “Spaghetti Junction”!

I miss the food, too. I miss GOOD restaurant BBQ and good backyard BBQs and spitting watermelon seeds off the porch, trying to shoot farther than my cousins. I miss Buford Highway with Korean food so good that my donggi at grad said it was as good as the real thing. I miss fried chicken and being called honey and darlin’. I miss going to Waffle House at 3am with a wig and one eyebrow the wrong color and having my waitress just ask if I need more coffee.

Things are slower down there, but they mean more. There’s a lot of good in the South. Frankly, a lot of us are just trying to make Good Trouble and a Better South. If you want to know more, the Bitter Southerner tells it better than I ever could: https://bittersoutherner.com/about