#the kid not only has a dad but two bc zoro is there

[beanghostprincess]

groundbreaking idea: luffy has a child and he keeps them and takes care of the baby without giving them daddy issues like every fucking character in this show

[wordy-little-witch]

Ghost!Roger Au is so good, I wonder if other ghosts have decided to talk with Perona as well? Will Rouge also give a shovel talk too?

If Luffy and his crew comes over, will Ace come out and start talking about Luffy in his classic fashion? So many ideas could happen

YEAH

Perona absolutely talks to many spirits, some kinder than others, and when she learns Buggy can see and talk to them easily, she is absolutely vibrating beyond the physical plane.

Rouge absolutely gives her own shovel talks. Somehow hers is scarier that Roger's. Perona wants to be like granny Rouge one day.

I genuinely believe Perona got Zoro to do a board session with her over the two years, so he knows she has it and can talk to spirits ((and they send letters bc they're siblings send tweet)), so when they all meet up, Buggy is trying - in vain - to escape a rubbery tangled death trap that is supposed to be a hug, and Zoro is staring his not-dad and not-sister with the protective fury of a thousand suns.

It only gets complicated when, between one moment and the next Buggy goes stock still. Perona tilts her head with a hum. The clown just falls over and Luffy is giggling his head off while Mihawk and Crocodile straighten up. The strawhats are watching on warily.

Buggy, still smothered, just goes "Pero-chan, be a dear and pull our your board please. Grandpa is being annoying again."

"Okay mama Bug!"

She proceeds to lay out a comically large board, sets a piece of wood down and nobody even touches the planchet before it's zooming across the board

L-U-F-F-Y-L-U-F-F-Y-L-U-F-F-Y-L-U-

"YEAH WE GET IT, GET ON WITH IT!!!"

H-I

"Oh my gods"

It's a hot mess honestly and many people are Suspicious of Foul Play, especially because Ace is such a sore spot for Luffy even now, but Lu's smarter than he lets on. He asks for proof that Ace is there.

S-H-I-T-T-Y-G-R-A-M-P-S-K-I-L-L-E-D-K-E-V-I-N

Luffy bursts into tears. The crews are about to explode. Buggy's still being used as a stuffed animal by a teenage boy.

Luffy babbles about how it IS Ace and yeah Gramps DID kill Kevin and how is this happening and he's sorry and-

C-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

"You jerk!!!"

Roger and Rouge get to formally meet Luffy then, and Ace introduces Roger as his 'not as shitty old man', which is high praise.

Hours later, Luffy rests his head against Buggy's shoulder and asks how he knew to ask Pinkie for the board.

"My Haki's not built like everyone else," he says haltingly. "I see.... stuff that isn't really supposed to be seen."

"Magic eyes?"

"Basically."

"Cool.... does.... does Shanks know?"

"About the magic eyes or about Roger?"

"Yeah"

"Then yeah. He does. Old Fucker haunts us both"

"Huh...."

There's silence for a bit.

Buggy's not sure why he wants to break it, why he wants to say anything. He still does

"Firefist spends a lot of time away from here. He checks on his crewmates, he's said. But he checks on you, too. Came back one time raving mad about some 'blond twink ass' having the audacity to be alive, for some reason. But he watches over you the most, I think."

"Shishishi... yeah. Sabo died when we were kids. But he didn't die! Just got amnesia. He's better now."

"Sabo?"

"Blond twink"

"Ah. Well. Kid, your life is a fucking drama."

"Yep! It's fun, huh? Thanks, uncle Buggy"

"Don't call me that"

"I'm gonna do it anyway."

"Ugh..."

Roger and Rouge are watching on warmly. ((Ace would be too if he wasn't currently playing with the bonfire and making Chopper laugh))

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Perona zoro and Mohawk (love the alt family with punk zoro,pastel goth perona and trag goth mihawk)

Rev im so happy you asked because these two are HILARIOUS

Mihawk is the 7th gym leader in the grandline league challenge and Zoro and Perona are his adoptive children!!! Zoro just showed up on his doorstep as an infant in a basket (weird zoro things dont question it) so he signed the paperwork and Zoro is his son 🥺, Perona also showed up one day as a toddler and Mihawk just sighed, got out the paperwork and signed off for her too so now he’s got… two rowdy kids sjdhf

He lives in a haunted chateau because ghost and dark pokemon are more honest than people, unfortunately Shanks likes to overstay much to his dismay so Zoro has met Shanks before someone who Luffy would love to meet and is very jealous of Zoro bc of this (Shanks is Luffys idol yeee)

Perona is a big ghost enthusiast and enjoys living at Mihawk/Dads castle but Mihawk really wants her to get a goddamn job and this is the super funny part: she does but its for an evil organisation and when lucrew get there zoros losing it because THATS MY FUCKING SISTER PERONA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE!?

Perona screaming and crying like ZORO HELP I DONT WANNA WORK THIS STUPID NINE TO FIVE DESK JOB!!!

Her pokemon are: Sableye, Stufful (Kumashi) Banette (and shuppets)

Zoros only got one ghost pokemon in Honedge and that makes Mihawk proud that his weird sword son enjoys at least one ghost Pokémons company

[luscaina]

Spooky Family Headcanons + Kaku AU

i cannot stop thinking about this post bc i love the concept so much so now yall have to just sit down and endure a new rant of headcanons from yours truly

how did Kaku end up on Kuragaina?

no one knows, this is an AU i do what I WANT OKAY

okay but WHAT IF Spandam spun some lies during the whole Enis Lobby debacle and attributed the failure onto the CP9?? so now they’re kinda on the run or some shit and had to scatter or whatever, anyway Kaku is my favourite so he gets to be special now

i correct myself: Mihawk has now THREE (3) headaches

fun fact everyone! Kaku is the Middle Child (Perona is like exactly 2 months older than him lmfao)

Mihawk thought Zoro and Perona are bad; Perona looks like a literal angel next to Zoro and Kaku

whenever the two of them are paired up, one has to say some complete bullshit and the other goes absolutely feral, Mihawk is this fucking close–

he has never consumed so much wine in his entire life, he actually started drinking tea in order not to permanently cripple his liver

Kaku: “well, I think–” Zoro: “nobody cares what you think” Kaku: Kaku: “unlike you, I actually have the ability to think” Zoro: “are you calling me stupid” Mihawk: *brewing his 5th cup of chamomile tea in a span of 2 hours*

despite their constant fighting, the boys enjoy sparring with each other; beats those annoying as hell monkeys any day

when Perona found out that she was the oldest she gloated for a good 3 minutes before Kaku unhelpfully supplied she’d age faster than he would and promptly made her cry

Mihawk once took them all on a grocery trip – never again.

now he usually just picks one to accompany him depending on what he wants to get done; for practicality, he takes Zoro; for basic common sense, he takes Kaku; and in all things fashion, he takes Perona bc his sons the other two are atrocious and as the long running Goth Fashion Icon he will not stand for slander in his own four walls

bc Mihawk, Perona and Kaku are Cultured people, they regularly partake in High Tea and catch themselves secondhand embarrassment from Zoro’s shitty scone etiquette

since Kaku low-key misses his days as a shipwright, he usually takes care of any reparations in the castle; from rusty pipes to the broken leg of Perona’s favourite armchair

Kaku loves to make Ships In A Bottle or just generally create miniature versions of ships he likes, so he often tinkers on them in his downtime

once Zoro accidentally broke one of Kaku’s projects and Kaku went full Giraffe form and sat on him for 2 full hours before letting off and ignoring Zoro a whole week straight

that’s how they all found out that Kaku, when mad or particularly upset, gets downright Petty

Zoro, at the dinner table: “can you pass me the chilli” Kaku: “i don’t know, can you pass me my 3 days worth of work spent on my high detail model of the Thriller Bark?” Zoro: “oh for fuck’s sake I SAID I WAS SORRY”

one of Kaku’s other favourite pastimes is to discuss the One Piece equivalent of shakespearean books in Mihawk’s collection with him

his fascination with them might explain why Kaku speaks like an Old Man

Kaku, frustrated: “well this just dills my diddly darn pickle!” Zoro, in most profound disgust: “just say Fuck, for the love of–”

Mihawk has his kids categorised in his head; Perona – the one who makes the rules Zoro – the reason why they have rules Kaku – the only hope for a normal child

Mihawk: “and these are my three children; my ghost princess daughter, my geographically challenged son and our newest addition, my semi-cultured professional assassin son”

Perona is most definitely the Big Sister who bullies her younger brothers into participating in Spa Day with her

and that’s how the rumour spread of Roronoa ‘Pirate Hunter’ Zoro now walks around with sparkly blue nail polish

((back with his crew, Zoro retained the habit of thumbing over his nails and gets confused for a second on why he can't feel the smooth glide of nail polish under his thumb))

((it’s his way of missing his weird gothic makeshift family))

on his birthday Kaku received a giraffe-patterned floaty from Zoro and for the life of him he couldn’t figure out if he was making fun of him or not bc Zoro seemed so super serious about it

Shanks: “you got yourself a third brat??” Mihawk: “how dare you call him that” Shanks: “???? you call the like that all th–” Mihawk, gathering his hell gaggle of halfway delinquents: “don't ever talk to me or my children ever again”

harming anyone in this family has become goddamn LETHAL bc you have one dedicated Goth Dad who WILL smite you with sheer will power alone, a kickass Ghost Princess who will traumatise you for life, one stabby and always down to slice Right Hand Man Of The Future Pirate King, and one assassin Giraffe who knows how to kill you 56 ways with a paperclip and a string alone

Kaku: “hey do you guys ever entertain the idea that Mihawk...might be a vampire?” Perona & Zoro: “what” Kaku: “y’know...the whole goth aesthetic, living on a dark island, the castle, him always drinking ‘red wine’, his boat shaped like a fudging COFFIN” Perona & Zoro: (later) Mihawk: “why is there garlic hanging of my highly polished crystal chandelier”

[authenticaussie]

What do you think the difference would be in a TMNT/OP fic with different collections of turtles?

oooooooo okay so I should be getting ready for class tomorrow but you have 100% captured me I’m so invested in this

mainly I know 2003, 2012, and Rise - well, at least, they’re my favourites and have the most distinct characterisation tbh bc they’re long-running series - SO I’ll do those guys :DD

THIS GOT LONG (because of course it did, I’ve never made a short post in my LIFE) SO FIRST: 

the main difference in fic would be tone!!!!!!!! The turtles are all really affected by the shows they come from so there’d be big differences in how they react to the new situation. Combining OP and 2018, they’re both such loud and bright shows that writing them sad would be kinda….disatisfactory to a reader. 2012 is the one where you could get kinda dark, and go down the genetic experiment and “oh wow these kids need a therapist” and Luffy being >:T wtf why are your lives so Fucked Up route, and 2003 would be hilariously awkward because they’re technically all in the same age range but they act so different wheezes

Second!!! Fun character analysis and Shenanigans under the readmore. 

2003

Probably the most responsible on this list, they’re like??? tbh, barely teenagers?? Or at the very least, 18 or 19, and they can be air-heads but 2003 goes feet-first into the whole plot and character and Everything Happens. I mean, literally in season one there’s this whole subplot about how you define monsters and genetic testing and Wild shit like that so they feel Way more adult than the Strawhats get at times. Even though One Piece covers some dark topics it….the characters - the strawhats, in particular, is what I mean - don’t feel like adults the same way the 2003 turtles do. 2003 also doesn’t feel as dark as 2012 gets sometimes, but I feel 2012 is also because they seem really young, and in 2003 at least they get to process their trauma. 2012…..kinda beats them up a lot akhsdg pft.

Sticking them with the Strawhats would be !! Honestly really funny? I feel Mikey would get along with them really well - in every iteration he’s very good at going with the flow, and hey, pirates? and they’re nice? and cool powers? - he’d have the time of his life. Donnie would try and figure out What Was Going On (as the resident “please fix this in case it’s dangerous” guy, that’s probably what his role would Often be) but I can see him being easily distracted by Franky and the whole devil fruits thing. GOD him and Franky is a thought and a half omfg. The level of tech in One Piece is so different when compared to the modern world, and it operates on rules but like, rules that are just ever so slightly different. 

Raph would be in debt Immediately. Mainly bc Nami’s manipulative like that but also because he’s just………..Like That. He’d be rude and insulting and if the strawhats were helping them out he’d be the team’s voice of reason. Or, distrust, I suppose. The one who hangs back, who’s prickly, who’s the last to offer his trust because his family needs him to be uncompromised, just in case. I think he and Zoro would clash for a bit, not like, in words but just in gestures, until the crew + turtles had been through their adventures, and gotten to the end of Whatever fic was being written, and then they’d be friends. Not best buds but like, healthy respect for each other. 

Leo……….absolutely does Not understand why Luffy is leader. It’s like making Mikey the boss; it doesn’t make sense to him, because Luffy is too trusting and he’s strong but strength doesn’t make a good leader, and in 2003 Leo’s kind of a pushover so he’d stay on the sidelines and watch with Raph. But, as everyone knows, Luffy’s magnetism is Pretty Hard To Deny, and the crew’s respect for him does a lot to show to Leo that he may be missing something but that he doesn’t have to understand. 

2012

I always……..feel so bad for TMNT2012 //weeps They’re just kids and they get put through so much like wow I’m only at season two but from spoilers there’s like?? their dad keeps DYING and being bought back to life???/ THAT’S GOTTA FUCK YOU UP!!! Plus all of them have all these different insecurities and they’re kinda mean to each other (Raph….has only given a proper apology for being a dick once so far, and I’m like. mid-way through season two. I’m sorry if this makes me mikey kin @@zali but pLEASE I cannot stand this LET THEM BE NICE TO EACH OTHER ;A; Like they’re still obviously a family but gosh they’re– so prickly)

Honestly depending on how the Strawhats meet them, like holy shit :o they might be Enemies. In 2003 I feel like they’ve been through enough to try and de-escalate a situation first, but 2012 are so Paranoid that unless they had April with them they’d be like WELP this is another mind-control alternate dimension thing, time to ninja vanish. And sure, after they ended up on whatever quest they needed to go on, Luffy would be fascinated by them (2012 definitely pushes the limits of what you can Actually do, in terms of hiding and shit, but I think that makes it fun !!) but I feel the turtles would be pretty paranoid at first. Mikey & Donnie would be the first two to be dragged out of their shells (snickers) because Donnie would be super curious (and also…probably kinda aggravated and confused) about how the one piece world rules work, and Mikey because…friends!! They already have a reindeer mutant on the crew, they’re obviously cool with mutants :D

akhsdg okay I mention that 2003 would hang back and assess Luffy’s leadership still but like 2012 would be such a dick. He never seems to learn the lesson that people have different strengths and different ways of doing things >:T and watching Luffy lead would drive him crazy. I bet he’d try and make plans and be all structured and in control and Luffy would wreck things and/or the strawhats would be like “lol no lmao, you’re not the captain”. Even if he did have a good plan, like….the Strawhats rarely follow plans if Luffy says they’re doing something different snickers. I feel a major part of this could just a nice subplot line of Leo learning to Chill and also like………give the 2012 a fun adventure I’m begging you sobs. Do a Long Long Island filler arc or smth, where it’s dumb and silly and barely dangerous because they’re all competent af. 

Also: Mikey constantly trying to find a devil fruit because “dudes, it’s probably not gonna apply when we go back home and think about how SICK superpowers would be!!!!!!!!”

He does not get one, to his disappointment. 

2018

These guys are IDIOTS and would fit in with Luffy’s brand of chaos p e r f e c t l y 

Okay so yeeeeah I’m probably biased because I think Rise may be my favourite (the family dynamics!! the character designs!! the animation!!! the stupid jokes!!! the sudden flashes of deeper plot!!!!!!!!) BUT. No-one can argue with me that Rise turtles are chaotic as fuck and they’d have the time of their LIVES with Luffy’s crew. Raph would fall in love with Chopper (Chopper would be terrified of him, continuing the terribly sad trend of Raph being Bad With Animals), Donnie would go wild glitter-eyed over the devil fruits and technology and immediately try and do a million mad scientist experiments (and look. SMILES are fucked up. But this boii would totally try and make one/figure out how they worked). He’s….a mad genius and maybe a little bit evil. 

Leo would either drive Sanji crazy or be INSTANTLY adopted and taught how to be “cool”, but I can also see Sanji and Zoro lowkey fighting over him SNICKERS. Because Leo has a sword so he’s obviously Zoro’s, but he’s suave and likes fashion so he MUST be Sanji’s, and it’s not an argument persay, until Leo says he thinks both of them are cool and then it’s a battle to the death. 

(The end of leo’s sentence was “not as cool as me tho ;P” only they didn’t notice that bit.)

April would absolutely fall in love with Robin. And also Nami?? But I feel mainly Robin like Oh Man Robin is so cool and both of them are hypercompetent??? April’s like teach me how to be a badass assassin and Robin smiles and laughs and absolutely does. 

Mikey’s so loud that he almost terrifies Usopp, and terrifying Usopp is kinda a no-no in Luffy’s book, but he likes these guys and Mikey’s just excited to have an artist friend and so both of them bounce around the ship like ping pong balls. 

There is………yeah. A lot of paint covering the Sunny after they’re through. I can’t decide if Franky would cry or laugh but I know one (1) single drop of paint got on Nami’s tangerines and she Banished them. Rise turtles probably have a really good time and the crew figures out they’re basically children really quick and make sure nothing bad happens to them. Leo promises to try and get better at portal-making so they can come visit New York sometime, and everyone is like “what the fuck is new york??” at the same time as Donnie says HEY WAIT, I THINK WE’RE ON AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION and they get teleported home :DD

THANKS FOR LETTING ME SPILL ALL MY TURTLE FEELINGS EVERYWHERE

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#if yamato joins the crew then he and zoro will take from each other so much that they don't know whoes stuff is whose

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Modern College Au Girl Genius things:

-Agatha uses the fact that she literally ran away with the circus as her fun fact every time.

-In every groupchat Tarvek is nicknamed Weasle. He hates it.

-Klaus can hack the government, but doesn't quite get how Twitter works.

-The big end of friendship event with Tarvek and Gil is over Tarvek supposedly stealing Gil's prized stuffed animal Zoing (he didn't do it. Klaus donated it in a toy drive accidentally). This grudge lasts well into college.

-the ot3 aren't childhood friends, just Tarvek and Gil ,but as three gifted kids who are probably neurodivergent they ran in the same circles.

-The series of events that leads to the ot3 getting together in college could put any romcom drama to shame. It is stupid, bad and embarrassing the whole way through.

-the jaegermonsters are a frat on campus that Agatha tutors for. Zeetha accidently ends up as a pledge bc she saw the hazing and thought it looked fun and joined in.

-Higgs is campus cripted and maintains all other traits from cannon. He is just simply like that.

-Violetta lives with Tarvek to save money. Gil only remembers that Tarvek has a sister ,nothing about her, so he ends up thinking Vi is Tarvek's sister for close to a year.

-Agatha and Zeetha still meet when Agatha runs away to the circus.

-Agatha still calls Judy and Punch her mom and dad, but also calls Bill dad. Lucrezia still murders KB in this. She spent the school year with Punch and Judy, and spent the summer with her dad and uncle when she was a kid.

-Gil is parent trapped in this, but does not know this because his dad refuses to clarify if it was that or parental abduction. Bang is indeed his older forster sister.

-Bang is on a sports scholarship and is in every full contact sport she can get her hands on. I'm thinking she mains Rugby.

-Tarvek's family is the same, just switch out nobility drama with rich family drama. His dad was ceo of a fortune 500 company and also a serial killer.

-Anevka killed their dad in self defense. She also used a wheelchair since birth.

39 notes • Posted 2021-11-19 23:11:51 GMT

#4

Headcannons for the strawhats stealing cloths from eachother:

Luffy: has stolen cloths from every member of the crew, and from every person who has been on his ship for more then two days. That is if you can get him to change.

Zoro: doesn't really do it often, but if he does it's either from Nami or Usopp. Once took one of Robin's long skirts because he was both tired and hungover, didn't notice it wasn't his until Robin sent a hand to pick it up

Nami: if she steals it, it is now hers. You cannot ask for it back, you will have to take it. She will charge you for it .Doesn't do it often because her tastes run better then everyone, but isn't against it.

Usopp: is the big victim of Luffy's cloth stealing, so most of his stealing is getting crap back. Sometimes grabs a tie from Sanji, but always puts it back afterwards.

Sanji: Does it the least, only the occasional item from Brook. He does the most yelling when he finds someone stealing his cloths.

Chopper: little man is too small to have anything fit, so he doesn't do it at all.

Robin: Takes from Nami or Sanji. She's subtle about it, and it's difficult to even notice.

Franky: He was to big to be able to share cloths with anyone until Jinbe joined. The only real thing of note is the time he got oil and cola all over some of Jinbe's stuff, he put it in with the rest of Jinbe's laundry and hoped no one would notice. They did.

Brook: Believes the crew works on a communal clothing system because of how often Luffy takes the others stuff, and the fact that that was how it was on the Rumbar pirates.

Jinbe: Like Franky he can only take from Franky and have it fit. Once wore one of Franky's shirts into port and got hit on by every vendor he saw. It got so awkward that he stopped entirely.

42 notes • Posted 2021-10-30 23:52:30 GMT

#3

I am sure that Gil and Tarvek will kiss while in Paris. You can quote me on this.

It's the ideal scenario for it:

1. Gil and Tarvek are separated from Agatha and will do one on one banter

2. Holds major memories of their antagonism start

3. Provides great ground for them to kiss and then immediately talk about Agatha completing the trifecta

4. Please Foglois, please 🥺🥺

43 notes • Posted 2021-07-09 05:19:13 GMT

#2

Me @ my friends: hi, I know you want something short, but have you considered reading this series that's been updating on a weekly basis since the year 2000 at the least.

58 notes • Posted 2021-07-11 03:45:42 GMT

#1

Man, I legitimately dont think there is anyway to put Tarvek's dad as anything but a serial killer in modern au's.

Like you can kinda soften the others home lives, like Lucrezia could have tried the same stuff as in cannon but was stopped, divorced and given a restraining order. Gilgamesh could have a parent trap situation instead of parental kidnapping, but Tarvek?

The only option is for his dad to be a serial killer

87 notes • Posted 2021-07-16 04:10:34 GMT

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😳- OP harem? 5-10 people

I answered this in the last one but I wish they fuck each other instead yes please

Law Zoro Sanji Sabo Luffy

👩‍❤‍💋‍👩- Fave lesbian ship/s? 

I find NaVivi is hella cute!! But it’s not really enough to make it really my OTP because the lack of screentime together esp after separation? But a lot of fanfics makes them really cute so I could vote up for them.

I can also take classic RobiNami better in same time.

🌸- Fave OP theory 

I THOUGHT SANJI WAS A DONQUIXOTE GO D DAM NI T

🏞- Fave Arc/place in OP 

Fav Arc - CP9

Fav Place - I have to say Merman Island, Sabaody, and WCI

👄- Best girl? 

I AM FUCKING GAY FOR PERONA

🔰- Most hated pirate crew 

This is a bit hard… because I am just neutral at most.

I think it’s thay guy in Merman Island that I don’t even bother to remember his name

♣- Fave non-pirate/marine Character.

Marine- COBY

non-pirate that’s not marine: SABOOOOOOOH!!!

👀-  Who has the most beautiful eyes?

jesus christ this is hard

The girls mostly have same eyes and so does the men… but then again i dk

The only unique ones are probably Usopp, Perona, Chopper…

uuuuh i can’t really decide

let’s just say Shirahoshi’s because she is supposed to be super beautiful and she is gigantic so you can see big ass bling bling eyes and admire the beauty

💀- Fave Villain? 

Depict me what is a Villain

Bc I normally just see chars in neutral point so there’s no really “Villain” role, and technically Straw Hats is a “bad guy” bc they are pirates… soo…. i.. don’t… know

I could say Marco is my villain bc he kept popping out in fucking gacha rolls nakjsgagj

but ok seriously  speaking… maybe….

Crocodile is a bit better than the rest of the gang so I guess that’s that.

But then again I like Doflamingo for his writing.

And if I could include the movies I can really put Z into the list because damn son I love taht man.

💐- Best mom

HAHA you’re kidding me we are all know who the best mom is.

😎- Best Dad 

Mihawk tbh,,

also it’s kinda funny how in ZoSan fanworks to see meet the parent topic bc Zoro has chill ass dad and sister (either Mihawk+Perona combo or Koshiro+Kuina combo) and then there’s Zeff who pierce gaze through Zoro’s soul when Sanji introduced the two.

💬- Fave OP quote 

Fk there’s a whole damn lot I can’t really decide on this

but srsly spkin cuz, u reminded me of reiju

⭐- Fav Opening song

Hikari E sparks the biggest nostalgia to me because it’s actually the first one I heard instead of We Are.

Other than that I really love Share the World, Wake Up, Hard Knock Days, and Hope.

🌈- Fave ending theme

I barely enjoy ending songs as much //killme

But the one with Chopperman is really cute

But as for the songs I think I mostly like Eternal Pose. Bc that was one of the first I heard too? When OP showed on local TV.

🎙- Fave voice actor

Law’s VA is already acting in so many hot guys HAHA omg take me

and Zoro’s just damn rly good GOD

I love Usopp’s VA TOO

💥- Fave battle/s

Entire of CP9 battle I think?? But I really appreciate Croc and Enel’s battle too

I guess I just really love the Pre TS stuffs

🚫- Change/Remove a notable/signature accessory/appearance from the character. Only 1 item.

change Franky’s underwear into thongs

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DON’T SEND YOUR TRASH TO ME OMGGGGIT BELONGS IN THE TRASH CAN!!!! WE AGREED DOFLAMINGO CAN REIGN THE GOMI NO KUNI AND SANJI BE THE BEAUTIFUL DAMSEL IN DISTRESS

[hundredsunny]

yoo can u tell us who your ocs are and their story??

YES I WOULD LOVE THIS SO MUCH THIS IS THE BEST ASK I HAVE EVER RECEIVED !!!! im only gonna talk about like 4 of them bc im v attached to these 4 okokokokokokok here we go this answer bouta be long as hell 

april - ok this girl is my first oc. i made her in the middle of english class in 6th grade and shes been around ever since!!! tbh at this point idk if i want her to still be a straw hat or not but like??? anyways shes a rogue princess. she grew up just fine, but then one day her asshat dad killed her mom bc her mom was an “embarrassment of a ruler” and made their kingdom “look bad” anyways that happened when april was like 11. then once her dad took TOTAL control of the island he locked her tf away so she wouldnt be able to visit the citizens like she used to. so from 11 to 18 she was cooped up in the damn castle. when she was 16 she got her hands on a devil fruit that was locked away in some hidden room in her mother’s library (cliche i know im sorry) so then she ATE IT. THE AURA-AURA FRUIT. a v basic summary of that fruit is that she can manipulate her own aura and shit. imagine lucario from pokemon as a human honestly. idk. so when she ate the fruit she decided to fight her dad but of course she lost horribly and then she had to sit around in even more of a cooped up state for two more years until the STRAW HAT TEAM CAME ALONG ON ACCIDENT BAM SHE WAS ABLE TO LEAVE THE ISLAND BC OF THEM ok ok??? her whole story is complicated i tried to give the best watered down version im sorry. anyways shes v sweet and can be goofy but can be defensive as hell. she knows what she wants and will do anything to get that. yeehaw. shes an average height for a woman, she’s got shoulder-length brown hair and sky blue eyes. if u ever wanna know more bout her hmu

jack - OK MY 2ND OC EVER HE WAS MADE RIGHT AFTER APRIL AND HONESTLY HES MY FUCKING BABY. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!! anyways. he grew up on the same island april did. his dad was like the right hand man to april’s dad so like he had connections and shit. he had a v happy family. a sweet mom celest and a dope dad cain and a wonderful lil sis sho. when aprils mom was still alive, they would always visit the town so jack and april always hung out and went on adventures throughout the town together. when april’s mom died and her dad started locking her up more, they werent able to see each other much anymore. of course, jack being the rebellious son of a gun he was, he would always sneak around and find ways to still hang with her. jack’s 3 years older than her btw. anyways. one day out of NOWHERE jack’s dad just VANISHED from the island and it rly fucked him up. he was 14 when that happened. so then he had to take a step up and watch over his mom and sister. then april’s dad became even more of an asshat and more people started leaving the island, so jack’s mom and sis decided to leave. HOWEVER jack decided to stay so april wouldn’t be completely alone. that happened when he was 16. then he stayed on the down low and visited april as much as possible until he finally decided to leave and make a life for himself and also search for his family. he left when he was 18 and he promised april that shed be set free one day and theyd be able to meet up once again and have more adventures :’) anyways then he went on a search for his dad. turns out his dad left bc he was the leader of the LEAGUE OF ASSASSINS and had to tend to the duties over there. after YEARS jack finally found the LOA but his dad literally left AGAIN 3 months before he got there. that frustrated him. but then he decided to start a life in the league ((bc his dad lowkey taught him a whole lotta shit about that as a child but u kno)) and met CHAZ AND JO…anyways pause on the story. jack’s an uncooked piece of spaghetti. hes v tall and lanky. hes got messy black hair and red eyes. he deserves so much love ok. he needs a hug. covers up his problems with dumb humor. a little shit. v snarky. his weakness is overthinking. v good with daggers. his epithet after he becomes a wanted man is (lame) jack “the slicer” solo ok. hes 23 after the timeskip. yes. i could talk about him forever. pls lemme know if u wanna know more about him AHHHHHHHH ps april and jack are my favorite brotp and i wish someone was the jack to my april 

chaz - oh charles. dont call him charles he’ll kill a bitch. idk what it is about me and having my oc’s be of higher class but like chaz came from a family of nobles and Fucking Hated It (big shocker huh) so long story short he RAN away and started a life as a pirate but he was betrayed Too Many Times and ended up hating pirates. nerd. anyways. one day he ran into this guy named cain. jack’s dad. cain was like “yo u got somewhere to stay?” and chaz was like “lol no”. so then cain took chaz in and introduced him to the LEAGUE OF ASSASSINS and basically trained chaz for years and then VANISHED. chaz was SO FUCKING HURT!!!! but cain left him as the leader of the organization so chaz was also v shook. he got RLY defensive when jack stumbled along. he felt threatened that jack was gonna snatch his leader spot all bc he was cain’s son. tbh chaz was a dick to jack for a good bit of time. cain was the best kind of father figure chaz ever had and he just??? ah chaz also needs a hug. anyways eventually he and jack became nerd bros. they argue all the damn time. think of zoro and sanji but dumber. thats these two. chaz fights with whips (kinky) ((jk)) and hes a fuckin BEAST with them. run. they call him the dawn menace bc he mostly makes his move at that time of day. CHAZ THE DAWN MENACE. ok lame. but yea. hes 26 after the timeskip. hes a nerd. takes things seriously. easily stressed. chaz had a horrible event happen to him in the past so he lost one of his green eyes and (theres a whole other story about that where cain does a Good Thing but im tryna save time and space rn) his weakness is his right side bc he literally cannot see. hes a hothead sometimes. also a redhead. makes sense. hes got some good biceps tbh. strong dude. love him

jo - AYYY JOSEPHINE!!! her story isnt entirely developed tbh. she’s part of the league of assassins. literally the smartest damn person in the entire world. SO SMART. literally shes the reason why the league is still thriving. she knows everything about everyone. ALSO SHES SUCH AN INCREDIBLE SHARPSHOOTER. USOPP WHO? v v v v v good with guns. honestly. shes 25 after the time skip but honestly shes a mom to chaz and jack. always breaking up their dumb arguments. so kind. can be snarky. purple eyes and long blue hair that she wears in low pigtails all the time. she was around when chaz first joined the league so they’ve been good buds for a hot minute. she’s 2nd in command now!!!!! she needs a break so bad. oh my god. works so damn hard. i honestly feel like im forgetting a lot of things about her im sorry im rushing rn but!!!!! honestly jack chaz and jo are my fave dream team. they’re all fucking nerds. i love them. tbh on the sims 4 i made a household with the three of them in it and it was wild. 

codie - lil cordelia. redhead. amber eyes. V STUBBORN. serious as shit. will kill someone. she has a zoan fruit and the model is an albatross so since shes a redhead she just fuckin. turns into a red albatross. they call her the red feather bc 1) literally red and 2) the blood of her enemies sometimes stain her feathers. ooooo spooky. her story is fuckin insane. all im gonna tell u is that she’s just with the whitebeard pirates. 20 after the timeskip. sassiest gal i know. fuckin constantly flamed ace even though ace was the flame guy. bird bros with marco!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!! anyways. thats all i got rn im sorry!!!! thank u for asking and please feel free to ask me more questions if u ever wanna know about some of these kids o mine!!!!! 

[untruthsteller]

Oh Shit it's P5 headcanon time

[beanghostprincess]

ShuggyUta family is so cute and funny bc like.

One one hand - AAAA CUTE Uta one day having the EPIPHANY that half of her hair is WHITE, and HAIR DYE EXISTS so she hunts down the closest blue to Buggy's hair. She dyes it in the middle of the night, and either comes out next morning completely casual OR bursts out like "DAD, PAPA, LOOK NOW I HAVE BOTH OF YOU WITH ME :DD"

They both implode immediately ((and Buggy gives her the "The sentiment is so sweet baby, but remember you never ever have to change your appearance to be worthy of love. If you want to, want it for yourself, okay? We love you no matter what" talk))

Then there's also the shenanigans.

Buggy: .... whatchya got there?

Shanks and Uta, both holding one of Luffy's hands, holding cups in the other: ........ smoothies?

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Buggy: Shanks so help me, I TOLD YOU not to get another kid-

Shanks: whaaaaaat? Hahaha, no Bugaboo. You told me very specifically I am not to adopt another child :))

Buggy: so why are there two new children in the kitchen

Luffy: I adopted them!

Uta: we have big brothers now!

Shanks:

Buggy:

Shanks: you told me not to adopt anyone. You didn't tell Lu or Uta.

Buggy: alright. That one's on me.

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Rayleigh, surprise visiting his kids: hello my children, I have swam across the Grandline- is that a kid?

Buggy, Uta on one hip, Sabo on his shoulders, Luffy on his back and Ace clinging to his leg and glaring death at Ray: four, actually.

Ray:

Buggy:

Ray: I'm a grandpa? And you didn't TELL ME??

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Shanks: happy mothers day, Bug!

Buggy: i'm... not a woman?

Shanks: maybe not but you ARE a botto-

Buggy: punches him I'm keeping the roses and chocolates

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Buggy and Shanks teaching them the pirates code, weapons, Haki, sailing, navigation, etc.

Shanks has a moment of "is it really okay to have them on the ship? We were in danger, Bug, it hurt us, what if we're hurting THEM-??"

Buggy smacks him. "We're learning from our dads' mistakes, Red. It's not perfect. We're not perfect. We just need to be the best we can and always put them first. We need to communicate. If we leave them, we can't protect them. If we leave, they'll be on their own. This is the lesser evil. We need to have their security as our priority. We're pirates, but we're parents, too. We can not commit to one over the other, but we can't let it hurt our babies. They're ours now. We are NOT leaving them behind."

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Ace gets a crash course in his history. It's rocky at first, but it's only bc he asks Buggy and Shanks ((separately, mind you)) about "if Gold Roger Had A Kid".

Buggy responds with a snort. "I mean, he kinda had two? But if we had another, then word, I guess? I'd be a little annoyed."

"Bc of his blood?"

"What? No. I'd be pissed that Captain didn't tell me. Asshole move, that. Why do you ask, freckles?"

Shanks, meanwhile, just shrugs. "Ya know how they say blood is thicker than water?"

"... yeah?"

"Yeah, it's bullshit. I wouldn't really care. If Captain had a kid, that's just not my business. I bled with him, for him, and he did for me. I think of him as my father, so I guess that would be sort of like... a little sibling, maybe? But it'd be up to the kid. Your blood doesn't define you, Ace. That's a lesson all good pirates know."

"......... mm."

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Sabo, no warning, in the middle of dinner: I'm a runaway noble.

Shanks: oh neat.

Buggy: oh? Which family? Want me to rob them for you?

Sabo: you aren't mad???

Uta, shrugging: it doesn't matter. You're still a feral jungle brat. Besides, if anyone in the family passes as a fancy pants noble, it's me!

Buggy: 🤨

Uta: ... and mama Bug. I guess.

Luffy: I don't care. Sabo is Sabo.

Ace: yeah, what he said.

Buggy: I will still rob them though.

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That's all I got rn baaaaiiii

Help these are all great 😭 You made my day with this <3

They just keep adopting kids and expanding the family. When they grow up, they get their partners and Zoro, Yamato, Koala, and Perona are there 24/7 because these kids cannot have a normal relationship that isn't based on codependency and both Shanks and Buggy have to deal with four more people around.

Ace telling them he is Roger's child and Sabo telling them he is a noble??? That kills me. They'd be so supportive and protective of them, too. It kills me.

Also, Buggy would ADORE these kids. Rayleigh comes over and sees the whole thing and Shanks thinks he's going to be angry because they didn't tell him but the man is just amazed they managed to have a family of their own without fucking up. Buggy keeps saying it was thanks to him because Shanks wouldn't have been able to do it on his own and, like, everybody agrees.

[luscaina]

Spooky Family Headcanons

bc I live for any Mihawk - Perona - Zoro interaction aka Mihawk has inadvertently become a father to two (2) Human Disasters

they just showed up in his castle one day and he just went with it; clearly, he had in mind that they would leave sooner or later

boy, was he Wrong

it has become a daily occurrence for Zoro to pester Mihawk for lessons – he’d just crash into whatever room Mihawk was in and demand loudly “TEACH ME”

normally, Mihawk would just begrudgingly go with it because at least the boy would stay quiet for a while, but at some point he will put his foot down

Zoro, crashing through the door: “TEACH ME!!” Mihawk: “no, i’m making lunch” Zoro: “but–” Mihawk: “i’m. making. lunch.”

Perona keeps complaining on Mihawk’s drab decor and instantly gets to work – there is a lot of Pink

Mihawk never knew he owned a couch in Pink

where did it come from, he doesn’t know

a week in and Mihawk finally takes note of how Exhausting it actually was to be a Parent – he shakes that thought off quickly because that’s just ridiculous, he’s not a Father

doesn’t stop him from acting like one tho

Mihawk: “and where do you think you’re going?” Zoro: “out” Mihawk: “wear a jacket” Zoro: “don’t wanna” Mihawk: “a world greatest swordsman would rather be caught dead than having a mere cold” Zoro, halfway dressing in a jacket, knowing fully well he is being baited into obedience: “god FUCKING dammit”

Perona approves of most of his literature and insists on being read to – she didn’t get to do it that much as a kid and Mihawk’s voice is secretly very soothing

Mihawk: “aren’t you a bit too old for bedtime stories?” Perona: “blasphemy, now read this” Mihawk: “fine–” Perona: “and do the voices” Mihawk: “absolutely not”

Zoro and Perona bicker constantly, it’s the number one source to any of Mihawk’s headaches – close second is Zoro constantly disappearing leaving Mihawk wondering if the boy went off for extra training or just got lost again

it’s usually the latter

Perona: “see, if your geographically challenged ass wouldn’t constantly–” Zoro: “how about you shut your mouth–” Perona: “oH YEAH HOW ABOUT YOU—” Mihawk: *stares into the camera like in The Office*

Mihawk is a Very Patient man

until he found all their white laundry tainted green because Zoro left his green haramaki with it and got his ass grounded for that

the man indulges in Perona’s fashion shows and gives her actual pointers – after all, he is the notorious Hawkeye, he is all about being as Iconic and Dramatique as possible 

he’s also the sole reason why Zoro has somehow acquired two white Victorian Dress Shirts that he sometimes wears around the castle

sometimes Mihawk goes out for some private errands and leaves his grown ass kids at home and prays by the time he’s back his home is actually still intact

it usually is and Mihawk tries not to feel as relieved as he is every single time

he once came home with a gift for each of them; a cutesy-creepy bat plushie for Perona and a small sword maintenance set for Zoro

Perona: “i want cake” Mihawk: “we had cake yesterday, we cannot have cake everyday” Zoro, with no filter whatsoever: “yeah, you’ll get–” Mihawk, already dreading: “don’t call her–” Perona: “ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT”

if given the chance to appear together, they’d no doubt be the most Goth family; two rowdy teenagers with eccentric personalities and a looming Goth Dad with an even bigger eccentric personality

Mihawk doesn’t grow very protective of the two

except hE DID

hurt his kids and If It Had Not Been For The Laws Of This Land Mihawk Would Have Slaughtered You

hurting Perona is like an instant death wish, because you won’t only have Dracule “Hawkeye – Secretly Loving Dad Of Two” Mihawk on your ass, but also Roronoa “Pirate Hunter and Stabby Little Brother” Zoro

Mihawk: “today is Family Fun Day” Perona: *chokes on her drink* Zoro: “WH–” Mihawk, bringing out the garden tools: “make sure to put on sunscreen, we will be outside all day; my rose bushes have been growing weeds”

the three of them really don’t show it, but y’know? they actually really do like each other – something that goes beyond simple admiration, but actually settled as a fondness between three lonely people, who actually don’t want to be so lonely

however, that doesn’t stop them from unhealthily testing Mihawk’s elevating blood pressure with their shenanigans

Shanks: “hey, how’s your headache going?” Mihawk: “which one, i have two” *cue Perona’s shrieking and Zoro’s cursing in the distance* 

he has been gone for 10 minutes and has already aged another 15 years