#the keepers speak

[the-haven-keepers-collective]

This is a post where you need to know who's typing it right away, so hello, it's Neuvillette. And I'm going to lose it. /j

I was looking for a better profile picture, scrolling through our Tumblr downloads for fanart, and… instead I find. A horrific* doodle of me as a worm on a string, with someone's fist clenched around it. It's silly, I'm undeniably entertained, I just also want to smite whoever put it in our phone.

The real salt in the wound is that I can't, because I don't remember who did it. We functionally share a memory but that memory does not function.

*to be clear this is not an insult to the artist in the slightest, this is because it was meant to seem a little cursed and drawn purposefully messy! This is said with affection I swear.

[lotus-pear]

ok gayboy

[crippling-pages]

Confession: I'm kinda disgusted by kotlc smut fics. For starters, its a middle grade series with kids and you're writing SMUT fics about them?? It disgusts me a lot, especially the adult/minor ones. I dont really care too much for the adult/adult (ex; gisela/verspa, fintan/bronte) smut fics, because yk, they're adults, but they're usually not really any of them.

But smut fics on the kotlc crew??? HELL NO if you've written one, like genuinely written a smut fic, like a Sokeefe or Tiana smut, WTF. PLEASE don't talk to me. I love them sososo much, and I will read any fanfic of my otps, but a SMUT fic??????????????? No thanks.

idk maybe its just me but i really dont like people who write kotlc smut, or smut for middle grade in general (like pjo or hp).

then again it might just be me :p who knows?

(but seriously im so uncomfortable when i see a kotlc smut fic on like ao3 or wattpad... and its either kids writing the smut or adults writing it and its SO creepy-)

in summary kotlc smut is gross af, it creeps me out, please dni if you write or read it ON PURPOSE. thank you

[clarity2electricboogaloo]

This is silly idc

Im excited for unraveled. I think it’ll be fun

[elizabethzoopzoop986]

AKANES NOT EVEN RELAVENT IN THE ANIME BUT THESE TWO SIMPS CANT HAVE A SINGLE CONVO WITHOUT INVOKING HIS NAME

Akane and Teru have never spoken in the anime. Like if anime onlys really think they can go oh they’ve met because stuCo pres and vp but anime onlys don’t care like that (i say this with love, i didn’t care like that as an anime only)

Also Aoi looks like she’s about to slice a bitch if he annoys Akane with his bs, little does she know…

Anyway they both simp for him confirmed

[masseffectholidaycheer]

'Twas the Night Before the Reaping

🚨REAPER HORN NOISES🚨

What you need to know!

Reaping Posting will begin tomorrow and be open through January 31st

To submit your post you MUST fill out the Google Form

Physical gifts MUST be in the mail by tomorrow and you must email us proof of shipping. We start chasing people down after tomorrow who have said they're shipping something and haven't contacted us.

Digital gift posts are made and submitted by the gifter.

Gifters will submit their digital gift post to us via the Google Form.

Physical gift posts are made and submitted by the giftee.

Giftees will submit their physical gift post to us via the Google Form.

All posts will be queued and posted throughout the day.

All posts will be tagged with the name of the gifter and giftee to make them easy to find

If you have any questions or concerns, please email us ASAP.

Remember the Google Form. Please. For Minion Keeper's sake.

This is who you're hurting if you forget The Form.

FAQ

My digital gift isn't ready!!! What do I do????

It's okay! Tomorrow is the START of posting, but you're not late! The last day to post is January 31st. After that, if we haven't heard from you, we start breaking out the laser beams.

I haven't gotten a gift 😭

Tomorrow is only the start of posting. You will get a gift - Minion Keeper's spreadsheet knows all. Remember to check our blog for your username - your gift will be tagged with the same username as in the "minion you're making a gift for blorbo" email. If by January 31st we haven't heard from your giftee, we break out the lasers and failing that will ensure that a pinch hitter is found. It might be a little late, but EVERYONE gets a gift. Every year. No husk is left behind.

...I don't actually like my gift? What do I do?

We expect everyone to be respectful of the time and energy it took to create a gift. If you have specific concerns please reach out to us privately via email, but we expect that everyone here to be kind. Unlike certain pesky N7s who shall not be named.

Something has happened and I'm going to be late posting or have to back out

Life happens. Things happen. Shepard happens (unfortunately). All we ask is that you email us ASAP and communicate what's going so we can have a plan and make sure that your giftee is taken care of.

When can I start to panic about not getting a gift or my giftee not getting their mail?

You don't need to panic - unless you see an M35 Mako around. Then we recommend running. Fast. But seriously, don't start to worry until after January 31st. And even then, everyone will get a gift. No one has been or will be forgotten. We've got a pretty good track record of this. We'll post updates as the exchange winds down that will include information about how many gifts are complete, what's still in transit, if there's pinch-hits or known delays, and tagging anyone we need to get a hold of. You can go back through the "harby speaks" tag to find examples. Minion Keeper's backpack of power and spreadsheet will sustain us for another year.

GO FORTH AND GIFT MASS EFFECT HOLIDAY CHEER 🎉🎉

[darkrezhim]

Portrait 1/2 done!! This one is more of a warm-up for the other one, but anyways...

CASSIUS SENCEN

@camelspit the portrait for keeper sexyman

[jselorekeeper]

Welcome to the Jacksepticeye Ego News blog, I am the Lorekeeper!

Here I share my 9 years of note taking about the egos, we celebrate both old and new appearances no matter if they are canon or no longer canon.

If you are a fellow theorist like myself or the 600 other theorists hiding in the shadows, then come join us!

Let's theorize as a community as we excitedly wait for whatever is next.

So many new faces appeared as Jack has returned to our cursed grounds, so it felt necessary to reintroduce myself!

[sarastellasari]

Guys I just met a Kotlc fan in the wild

[whirlinglikeaballet]

my little brother just got the first kotlc book at the bookstore……. it’s begun……

[since-times-long-forgotten]

anyways. the way Keefe thinks about Sophie just makes me uncomfortable.

like dude I get that you’re an empath but that can’t be a healthy way to think about someone

!!! I am uncomfortable !!

[crescentpaws]

biana i drew for a color palette collab with @elgatoarcoiris! :>

drawing this made me realize how little i post her ugh i’m sorry queen

[gingerbravecookie]

been getting into yogurt lately (mk)

[loamnore]

hiii kotlc tumblr i am new here….. how is everybody……..

[clarity2electricboogaloo]

Keefe does NOT have abs, I’m sorry tumblr

[literallyjusttoa]

I love your work so much i can't even describe it, it's giving me a warm and comfy vibe <3 I recently remembered Apollo is the god of mice, so i was wondering... can you please draw him holding a lil mouse and being amazed by its preciousness ? I would be so blessed if you did

Ooh ohh this isn't exactly what you said but this gave me an idea.

When those close to the Lord Apollo pray for his presence, he will often come with a companion. Sometimes, it will be one of his sacred red cattle. Sometimes, the divine wolf, Kitrinomavros. Sometimes, he will fly down with ravens, or his arrival will be punctuated by the trilling song of locusts. But with only his closest circle, Apollo will arrive with ...

His pet mouse.

Apollo insists that this mouse is very important, but no one has quite figured out what he means by that.