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This week in "VERY SERIOUS paramilitaries who you should take seriously"
#irish history#northern irish history#troubles#northern irish politics#if anyone is a big enough nerd to be thinking âLoyalist News wasn't affiliated with a specific paramilitary!â I love you but also shut up#the editor helped set up *two*#the joke works
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Whats that noise?
Why thats the clear noise of a certain banana crashing through 7 houses approaching yo-
"IS SOMEONE LONELY ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!?"
#((before you say#its friday over here in my timezone mkay?#the joke works#đ | Guess whooo! - IC#đ | Banana in a hat - Dill#đ | Uhh do I need to hop in or? - dash comm#((also wish me happy birthday :)#thebananwithaplan
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Rip stanley you would have loved Avon
#does the joke work? probably not but oh well#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#also no âstan likes men aswellâ i dont care its for the joke
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasnât good enough to get into heaven⌠or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didnât really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think âThe rapture happened and Iâve been abandoned by God! Iâll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!â
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
Itâs a good thing I didnât understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
#still not really sure what part of this joke was funny?#cuz if the prank had worked#then they would have made an 8 year old think she had lost her family and been rejected by god#which isnât really much of a joke#Christianâs are weird yall#pirateprincessjess
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something about the way my extremely reactive dangerous patient today is wearing a pride collar...
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*sob*
Og^^
#gravity falls#gravity falls fandom#doodle#shitpost#bill cipher#gravity falls bill#stanford pines#ford pines#bill cipher gravity falls#ford gravity falls#doawk#diary of a wimpy kid#meme#book of bill#stanford gravity falls#gravity falls ford#bill cypher#meme redraw#reference#stanley pines#mabel pines gf#dipper and mabel#dipper gravity falls#fandom art work#shitpost art#joke art#iâm not gay greg#repost me#does this count as#billford
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diversity win! this spider is forcefemming its prey!
(full article)
#science#fireflies#i dont even know which joke to do here#this brings a whole new meaning to traps#scientists are hard at work uncovering if all male Abscondita terminalis are chasers#fucking. hypno spider venom. are you kidding me!
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Thereâs that post thatâs like âeveryone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least onceâ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation
because WHAT are people talking about sometimes
#aka: genuinely sometimes I think I live in a parallel universe and simply watched/read different things#full disclosure it does make you feel like a killjoy sometimes#because often times these fanons will be presented in a silly jokey manner#'oh so silly isn't this character so funny this is just my silly little headcanon'#and it's like yes yes lol lol but ok look me in the eyes and tell me you know that this is#at best only one interpretation of many and at worst simply not supported by the text at all#please tell me you know that#or in one specific example such a ubiquitous joke that is literally a significant theme of the work and i feel like SUCH a killjoy#being like 'ok yes very funny.....you know that was a major theme right?? tell me you know that'
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You gotta excuse his 1920's ass, he's still learning slangs
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin alastor#alastor#hazbin rosie#digital art#autodesk sketchbook#hazbin hotel fandom#this joke popped in my head while I was working today and I had to draw it out as soon as I got home#serving c*nt with onions and seasoning please#this is way too funny to me help
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Adhd will have you too burnt out to eat or shower but give you the hubris to decide you can homebrew an entire d&d system on the back of a receipt
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Non-Americans please look away, this is private family matter.
#2024 presidential debate#presidential debate#usa president#usa presidential election#donald trump#kamala harris#anyways uhhhh vote#this is a joke#if another person says something like âyou know the USA effects the rest of the worlds politics rightâ I'm gonna scream NO SHIT#I KNOW HOW POLITICS WORKS !!!! this is a joke! why would you think this is serious?
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ROMANCE DAWN TRIO
#I have been drawing more pre time skip stuff then actual recent stuff of OP#pre time skip really just had this dumb (but fun) energy#ah don't get me wrong tho OP is still very much a joy#in case you were actually wondering - yes sanji gave zoro that keychain as a joke but uwu#working on 1 more silly drawing atm!#one piece#op#roronoa zoro#op nami#luffy#monkey d luffy#o0kawaii0o
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bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word
I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.
(I'm sorry)
#art#twisted wonderland#(sort of atemporally somewhere between episodes 6 and 7?)#(i - i wanted that lilia joke okay)#long post#tumblr went 'you can post up to 30 images now :)' and i was like well okay then#anyway once again i'm sorry#i'd say i don't know why i did this but actually it is because i wanted kalim to scandalize everyone#i tried to keep it...you know...tasteful. a tasteful amount of fucks.#hey remember how the framing premise for the original birthday interviews was that yuu worked for the school paper#because i have never forgotten. in my head they are still getting up to all kinds of wacky reporting hijinks.
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Bruce owes Danny money. He does Not want to pay up.
So! Danny had to run away from Amity Park when his parents discovered his Powers. But every time he tried to stay in a single place in America, they somehow managed to find him.
Turns out, they were working with the GIW to track him using the GIW's resources and the Fenton's Genius to find him everywhere he ran to. Eventually, Danny figured he had had enough and ran to Europe where the GIW had no Jurisdiction.
After wandering for a while, Danny was found and recruited by the League of Assasins. He was powerful, skilled, and connected to the Lazarus Pits, so they approached him with a job offer.
They would hide him from the Fentons, who had began to search for him in Europe independently, and in return he would work for them as an Assasin.
Considering his situation, Danny agreed.
He began training to be an Assasin, supplementing his Ghost Abilities with the abilities of an Assasin to become even more Stealthy.
While training under the League, Danny met another recruit simply known as Bruce. They trained together for years, even going on a few missions together gathering intel, and using disguises to hid in plain sight.
On one of these missions, Danny lent Bruce some money with the promise to get paid back when they returned to the League. That same night, Bruce left the League of Assasins and never came back.
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Bruce was sitting in the Batcave going over a case with Tim, Jason was off to the side cleaning his Guns, and Dick and Cass were holding an acrobatics competition in their Obstacle Course, with Damien, Steph, and Duke cheering them on.
Suddenly an Eldritch Emerald Light sprang to life in the center of the Batcave, and everybody dropped what they were doing and sprang to action.
Slowly, a glowing green figure emerged from the Light. He appeared Eldritch in Nature, as if he existed in multiple layers of reality at once and looking at him gave them minor headaches. Then, the figure spoke up.
"BRUCE. ITS BEEN 15 YEARS. YOU STILL OWE ME 16 DOLLARS."
Recognizing Danny, Bruce took a moment to compose himself before responding.
"Fuck Off."
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Danny is in the League of Assasins#He was friend with Bruce#He mostly works on Infiltration and Intel Gathering but still assassinated on occasion#He's a Ghost so death doesn't mean much to him#Danny is a little shit#Yes I made this entire post for that joke#This is not the first time Danny has done this#Its just the most public one#That's why Bruce is so unfazed at Danny#He has been refusing to pay Danny back for 15 Years#Its the entire reason he left the League when he did#At this point it's a matter of Principal#He will Never give Danny his money.#Never
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Some person in a plague mask handed me this⌠very professional business card. Idk guys think this is legit?
#ajxgsjzg ignore#this is a joke itâs fine đ#I scribbled this at work itâs for a joke itâs ok hold on-#unreality#just in case
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does anyone else hate that work takes up like 90% of your life and you literally are always working and have to form plans and important things and even seeing friends or eating meals around work. it's always just work. im spending my life just being At Work. i don't have time for hobbies or for seeing friends bc itâs always Work. like two days off a week isn't even enough because my days off aren't consecutive so i just spend those days exhausted or doing errands or house chores. there is not enough Time. all the time goes to Work. WHY IS LIFE THIS WAY. humans were not meant for this
#literally so frustrating how im always at this damn job LMAO#working full time is a joke. you spend most of your life at work just to not even be able to make enough money to live#bullshiiiiiityee#text post
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