#what. is going on

[sweetpapercroissant]

you ever watch supernatural and hear dean winchester share an anecdote about his adolescence that makes you go ‘WOAH buddy 😃. let’s unpack that for a second’

[quillkiller]

im going to fucking Kill myself

[wormdevourer]

BRO WHAT HAS PINTEREST BECOME 😭😭💀

[szczylpierdolony]

i ordered pants everyone pray they’re not too long

[girlcockholmes]

> be me, having started smallville recently

> look at the imdb for season 1 episode 15 ‘nicodemus’

> see that one of the main actresses married a female guest star in that episode

> oh awesome shes gay!

> look at the personal life section of her wikipedia

> the marriage was a greencard sham to keep the other girl in the states to stay involved in a racketeering and sex cult which the original girl is now spending three years in jail for

> 😧

[unofficially-ace]

Good morning everyone it’s 10am and my lecturer just opened up his PowerPoint and the first slide has a picture of big chungus???

[gilligould]

can someone close to rob please explain to me this tie waist chino situation

[exams-will-make-me-cry]

TAYLOR WANT SHEET METAL

TAYLOR WANT SHEET METAL

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[itsscaredycat]

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

[blabberoo]

Idk what au im cooking.. but Im cooking..

[foolfortune]

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books

[holographings]

someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think