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you ever watch supernatural and hear dean winchester share an anecdote about his adolescence that makes you go ‘WOAH buddy 😃. let’s unpack that for a second’
#sorry i was once again thinking about his conversation with gordon in bloodlust. and then i thought of bad boys#and then also just the random stuff he says#‘c’mon man it’s like being roofied it doesn’t count’#‘nobody bad touched me’#‘nobody’s a virgin’#buddy. pal. dude. my guy.#what. is going on#or ig. what happened#talk to me#supernatural#dean winchester#.txt
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🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 girls I had News. Not the kind of News I was waiting for but News alright. Confirmation of another sort. Unexpected and just. What in heck is GOING ON
#IT WASNT IN MY HEAD AFTER ALL.BUT NOTHING CAME OF IT NOTHING CAME OF IT#IM SO CONFUSED😎😎😎😎😎😎🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡#anyway!!!! i am not about to wait for him!!!!!!!#WHAT. IS GOING ON
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im going to fucking Kill myself
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BRO WHAT HAS PINTEREST BECOME 😭😭💀
#pinterest memes#pinterest comments#pinterest#pinterest my beloved#my screenshots#average comment section#comment section#pinterest core#pinterest why#pinterest things#pinterest images#pinterest is my best friend#pinterest pictures#pinterest pins#pinterest photos#pinterest please#pinterest account#pinterest addict#pinterest screenshot#pinterest stuff#pinterest save me#pinterest dump#pinterest help#pinterest vibes#screenshots#what.#what did i just read#what is this#what. why#what. is going on
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i ordered pants everyone pray they’re not too long
#ughhhhhhhh#it’s so insane at this point if i want pants that aren’t crazy long i would have to fit into an xs or smaller#which. i don’t lol#and i don’t get it bc a few years back this wasn’t a problem#like in high school i could just go to a store and pick my size and the length would be totally ok#but somewhere in the past 4 years somebody decided everyone is 180 cm tall ig#like i look up jeans and go check the models height and it’s like#oh she 193 cm tall wearing and xs and the pants touch the ground plus you can see she’s wearing heeled shoes#what. is going on#my mom got a pair at some point that was size 32 or 34 and they were like 30cm too long#and my mom is like 157 who tf is meant to wear these jeans#this is a stupid rant but this has been driving me insane for years now#oh and sites just. refusing to label correctly#'low rise' it literally almost hides the models bellybutton and she’s super tall#'bootcut' and it’s just a wide leg. i’m going to kill you#📓
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> be me, having started smallville recently
> look at the imdb for season 1 episode 15 ‘nicodemus’
> see that one of the main actresses married a female guest star in that episode
> oh awesome shes gay!
> look at the personal life section of her wikipedia
> the marriage was a greencard sham to keep the other girl in the states to stay involved in a racketeering and sex cult which the original girl is now spending three years in jail for
> 😧
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Sorry to everyone if I've been seeming kind of weird lately, I'm very sick and fevered and my brain is like not processing things at all
#fun new effect of being sick that ive discovered is that my ability to mask the autism is significantly decreased#what. is going on#im very sleepy and i will take everything you say literally#i feel... squishy#like a squishmallow full of pathogens and dayquil
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Good morning everyone it’s 10am and my lecturer just opened up his PowerPoint and the first slide has a picture of big chungus???
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can someone close to rob please explain to me this tie waist chino situation
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TAYLOR WANT SHEET METAL
TAYLOR WANT SHEET METAL
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If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes
#and i live by that#life is just life#ok ren go to bed ‼️#life is a constant loop of worry but also a constant loop of support#a constant loop of love and connections#thats what it is to be alive#omg period cramp ok good night#ren won't shut up#mood ruined ouchie
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so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill
#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#bill got me again…. in 2024… what a time#also billford canon lets GO#2015 me is living#drawing gf again after so long feels surreal but good#ford pines#gravity falls#my art
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Idk what au im cooking.. but Im cooking..
#gravity falls#au#gravity falls noir#<< calling it that#stanford pines#stan pines#stanley pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#my art#idk what is going on but im probably just gonna make a bunch of fake movie looking screenshots#and i just wanna see the grunkles in suits doin undercover stuff
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#comics#artists on tumblr#dragons#foolfortune#i've been thinking about what if dragons were common household pests in wales#and thought it would be nice if they had somewhere safe to go#trap and release sort of deal
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
#i feel a kinship with that snake#would that i could be a simple tube#and eat my fill of eggs#but being a person is rather nice too#my wife is a saint#and i promise that most of the time she is the goblin and i am the Serious Guy#but i had a little pique of insanity and you know what it was my junior year of college#and i deserved to just go a little insane#you spent 65 hours a week being Rational and then you go home and eat like twenty raw eggs
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