#the joke was too good to pass up

[ofoceansandtombsanew]

Time!Reader Bio

Birthday: ? (Player can give her a birthday) Age: as old as Teyvat itself Affiliation: None Element: Geo Constellation: Infinitum

The primordial one known as Time. Indifferent yet mischievous, she enjoys watching humans fool about in their daily lives wondering how they will squander their time next. Referred to as Gusoyn by those affiliated with Celestia. (5* Bow)

Talents: Combat

Normal Attackー Time Never Stops: Performs up to 4 consecutive shots with a bow.

Elemental Skillー Mr. Sandman: Releases an onslaught of sand inflicting AOE Geo DMG to nearby enemies, blinding them for a set time period. "What are the reasonings for my actions? Silly traveler from afar, do I need truly need those to justify my actions?”

Hourglass: Alternate sprint. Time!Reader discards her constructed avatar in favor of morphing into winding sand. Is able to trigger Crystalize reactions. Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.

Elemental Burstー The World: Tricksy Time halts itself for a set period in order to eliminate opponents undisturbed. Time!Reader occasionally pranks unsuspecting mortals with this little trick. It never ceases to amuse her when they make expressions of shock, confusion or fear.

Talents: Passives

Waste Not, Want Not: When Time!Reader crafts Weapon Ascension Materials, she has a 10% chance to receive double the product.

Primordial One: When in the party and not the last to fall, Time!Reader automatically revives herself with full HP. This effect can only occur once every 10 minutes. (*Can be reduced to 5 minutes with constellations.)

No Time Like the Present: Decreases sprinting Stamina consumption for your own party members by 20%. Not stackable with Passive Talents that provide the exact same effects.

Bonus Trivia:

Signature weapon is a white-and-gold bow in with an hourglass somewhere in the design. Signature weapon is called Stagnant Sands

Being time itself, Time!Reader is immortal and cannot be killed. The oldest being in Teyvat, as old as the world itself and as such Time!Reader never tracked their age or birthday

Watches the mess being generated by the Traveler, the Abyss Order and the Fatui in amusement wondering which will reign successful in the end of the conflict considering the many paths the conflict can go

Doesn’t dislike humans but doesn’t quite like them either, placing them on the same level as ants that might occasionally catch one’s attention if there are enough of them doing something entertaining

Refuses to cook and therefore has no special dish

(Life, Death and Time have the same voice and face despite being separate entities created in the same instant)

[breitzbachbea]

The polycule is not having a great time

[lily-of-the-flame]

That's no moon, that's a phylactery.

It's too big to be a phylactery!

Sauron’s power was in the one ring. Frodo threw the ring into lava. Now Sauron’s power is infused into the geological body of middle earth. That was his plan all along. So obvious.

[pinksilvace]

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Steve to Jonathan: You're lucky that you get Hopper as a father now.

Dustin: *jokingly* Well, if you marry Jonathan, Hopper would be your father too.

Steve: *thoughtfully* That's not the worst idea.

Nancy: Excuse me, Jonathan's my boyfriend.

Steve: Oh, don't worry, I'm not leaving you out, I'll marry you too. That way, Hopper will be your father in law too, and Joyce will be our mother in law.

Nancy: That sounds fair. What do you think? Fall wedding?

Jonathan: Do I get a say in this?

Steve and Nancy: *inflates their eyes*

Jonathan: . . .yeah, okay, I'll marry you.

Dustin: . . .is this really happening?

Steve: You can be the ring bearer like Frodo if you promise not to freak out.

Dustin: *runs off* SUCK IT, MIKE, I'M FRODO.

Jonathan: Aren't we still a little young?

Steve: We'll say it's a shotgun wedding and that Nancy got us pregnant.

Jonathan: *gasps* Nancy!

Nancy: *giggles* I'll bring my shotgun.

[ruby-static]

Dead Money vs. Old World Blues

Haven’t drawn Riley in so long that it should actually be considered a crime- But the DLCs have been on my mind, and I’ve had this idea for ages. The tonal whiplash between Riley in Dead Money and Riley in Old World Blues will never leave my head.

[lucabyte]

what the hell is this thing that just appeared in my save file and how the fuck do i get it to leave

[yorshie]

Them: which iteration of turtles are your favorite?

Me: uh. Geez…. 03 I guess?

Them: that is such a basic bitch an-

Me: Fine! Might Morphin’ Power Rangers x Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Crossover, specifically the ones drawn by Dan Mora with special regards to the first volume in the second paperback trade. Look it up!

[g1ngerbeer]

what kind of sauce are they putting in the link click audio drama. HELLO? THE LITERAL LAST SCENE OF THE LAST EPISODE?

程小时: 说起来，我们第一次见面，也是在篮球场吧。 陆光: 是啊。 程小时: 你我本无缘，全靠一颗球。 陆光: 我就不该答应你比那场。

cheng xiaoshi: speaking of which, the first time we met was also on a basketball court, wasn't it? lu guang: it was. cheng xiaoshi: (half-jokingly) you and i weren't meant to be [lit. "originally have no fate"?]. this is all because of one basketball. lu guang: i really shouldn't have agreed to play that match.

(the important bits are from google translate because i am bad at mandarin. also i did transcribe this off just the audio + i don't have access to captions or know where to find official transcripts. so i hope i got this right 🙏)

[theredengineapologist]

Most other TTTEblr users: *makes their Humanized!Thomas have a normal last name like "Awdry" or "Billinton"*

My Thomas: *attempts to make his full legal name be Thomas The Tankengine*

[disaster-catalyst]

Braindead headcanons #1

Tim, before they got together, had begged Danny to work for Wayne Enterprise but Danny shot the idea down since he already made up his mind and wanted to go for S.T.A.R labs

Tim : Come on please?

Danny, exasperated : How are we supposed to have a consensual workplace relationship if I do that??

Tim :

Tim : Is.. Is this your way of asking me out?

Suffice to say that once they did get together, Danny soon decided to actually work for Wayne Enterprise's Aerospace division (not without continuous teasing from Tim though)

[albireon]

Pip joins the Panderverse!

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

Huh, I didn’t remember all *that* in Barbie: The Princess and the Pauper

[bornuntohimself]

[sunny-sightings]

geoguessr players dni ☀️

[otrtbs]

Do you Like Snape?

no, not at all, never ever xx

this is not a place for snape anything. the snape stans can do them in their corner of the internet. i live and let live,,,, but i don’t have 2 see it and i refuse 2 see it!