#the ideal candidate

[d3adring3r]

Finally a political campaign I can get behind

[cathoderaytubetelevision]

[neopianbiologyproject]

one of my favorite item jokes on neopets is fruit and veg items having "Organic" counterparts that are identical in every way, except that they are categorized as "Healthy Food" and are slightly more expensive

also the descriptions tend to be a little different:

[transmutationisms]

tormenting myself by reading the shelter's adoption profiles for very pathetic and small available cats

[cahootings]

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I’m home from spending a week at a conference with some of my best friends in the world who I only get to see once a year and I averaged 4.5 hours of sleep each night and kicked ass at my presentations and got so many questions and hugged and cried every day and I’m not the same person anymore.

[stimmingandstruggling]

on one hand i think tim walz is a genuinely decent guy who would make an awesome vice president (without considering if he’s “too liberal” to earn votes etc).

on the other hand i’m minnesotan and yall can’t have him

[osteochondraldefect]

actually. more of hale listening to carson coma. because i can

translation: It might be cruel, since you took me in / I'm climbing out through the window you left open / At night, so I could breathe / This room is narrow, it suffocates me to make me stay / Promise I really, really, really love you / I look for you in other people / Still, if I had two lives, one of them would be just about you

[pochapal]

this being the first theory battler has lampshaded and discarded as a joke is making me extremely 👁

[crowtrobotx]

Just a heads up that I will likely be muting my phone and all social media tomorrow and possibly longer. I just do not have the energy to engage in any discourse or frankly See Anything Upsetting. I did what I could and tomorrow and probably the next day is just going to be about surviving for me.

[kirnet]

alright. applying for an internal position that im absolutely not qualified for bc my supervisor said i should. ok ok ok

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

We all know echo chambers exist and yet people on all parts of the political spectrum are still convinced that they represent the majority opinion because their highly tailored online circles agree with them.

[arnold-layne]

i hate that finding a good job this day always requires networking. what about us antisocial bitches that say more words to an npc than to a human in a day. i really should be able to get a decent job with skills alone, not through someone i happen to know, because i don’t know that many people.

[weedpoop]

if it were any other election id understand not wanting to vote but man. i have no respect for someone who basically wants donald trump to be our president sorry. like how the fuck is he going to be any better than kamala on any issue

[tossdoll]

evil teams don’t care about the law so why would you think child labor laws will stop them

… they're children?

[jesperr-fahey]

reading the animorphs book that's basically just "au where they never met elfangor" and it's super interesting and i like this style of story a lot but it is also making me want to write my own au where tobias is the only one not with them when they meet elfangor...

controller tobias just makes a LOT of sense and it's very compelling to me!! and maybe i would like to see a situation where the gang ends up dealing with this scrawny, bullied, compelling kid, and whether they'd be able to save him

(plus the rachel/tobias of it all... tobias's yeerk mocking him for his crush, talking to her and trying to convince her to join the sharing while tobias pounds on the walls of his own mind and rachel does her best to grin and bear it and give nothing away...)

[ratstranaut]

every day I inch closer to becoming an eccentric toymaker going slowly insane in the woods. you don't understand. I am so close now to leaving it all behind. I'm so close to making silly little guys and watching the world burn