#the hero we deserve

[pseudowho]

alternative scene

...for the latest Operation: Babymaker fic:

Eyes closed, deep in the sensual little cocoon of your bed, Kento whispered dirty little thoughts to you, the sunlight warming his back, casting shadows on his hips as they rolled into you; "--gonna do all the washing up without-- haaaah, fuck-- without you a-asking me...hnngggg...gonna meal plan AND do all the shopping too-- untangle-- hah, aaahhh-- untangle...my underpants from my trousers...put them IN the washing basket not ON the washing basket...fffuck, so good...like when I emotionally validate you when we-- when we argue and--and-- never gonna ask you to-- to help me find my--- haaaahhh-- keys..."

[lordsmaf]

[sedlex]

Little literally saving tiny Blake's life here

[avengersacademyarchive]

Mission: The Hero We Deserve

Loki: Hello, Peter Porker. Spider-Ham: How'd you know my name? Loki: That's actually your real name?! Spider-Ham: What do you want? Loki: I wanted to warn you to avoid my father.  I can hear his massive stomach grumbling from here... Spider-Ham: Great.  Thanks. Loki: Spend some time with me, Peter Porker.  The last thing this Academy needs is another mopey swine...

[sunstormrecs]

ship Hwang Hyunjin/Seo Changbin tags Bachelorette Party, "Stripper" Seo Changbin, You'll see what I mean, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, but like barely, This Is STUPID, BAF Alpha Stripper Changbin Fest

summary Changbin, friendly neighborhood Spider-Man impersonator, gets hired for a different sort of event than he’s used to (and makes the most of it).

[samsaidso]

Lukewarm take, but I’d just like to say…

Tetra shoulda been in Smash.

[britcision]

He turns the lights off using shadows and his meta powers, because not being a rich bitch is also one of his meta powers in this family and also he’s not getting up to solve their problems for them

This does also allow him to do this across most of the manor at once

Tim asks him to stop one single time and is dogged by shadows at random (when Duke is bored and close enough) for three weeks

The only time he will acknowledge they have money is when they pass a fundraiser and he does it by staring judgementally at whoever he’s with until they surrender and buy all the girl-scout cookies

And then he judges them for buying them all and not like, three boxes, but there’s no winning so they won’t fight it

Duke spent all his childhood and most of his teenage years in a middle class family, so I like to think that he carried these habits into his rich life as well.

Example 1:

Duke: who the fuck is wasting our water? Do you know how expensive the bill will be next month?

Tim: Do you know that even if we had opened all the taps in the manor, Bruce would still have no problem paying for them for at least the next ninety years?

Duke, closing the faucet: yeah, what's your point?

Example 2:

Duke: It's literally a rip-off! Six dollars for a fucking yogourt?! Nah, let's go Cass, bet I can find an analog for three.

Cass, handing him the hundred dollar bill that Bruce gave them to buy two yogourts (he didn't know the price and just hoped that it was enough): ?

Duke, dragging her out of the store: It's a principle now, let's go.

Example 3:

Dick, accidentally dropping his phone: oopsie-

Duke, without thinking: of course, go on and break it. We are all billionaires here, aren't we?

Dick, pretty much confused: well, technically…

Duke: I see you, victim of capitalism.

He also constantly turns off the lights when someone leaves the room for more than 0,5 seconds, because it pisses him off.

[peculiarist]

[askshivanulegacy]

[momomallowart]

They deserve to have fun ʕ⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴥ⁠ꈍ⁠ʔっ✨

[thedenofravenpuff]

@angrylittleburd

[youwontbelievethethingsiveread]

Can Vetinari please be in charge of all my meetings

[little-pondhead]

DP x DC Prompt

…

There are no more heroes.

Well, okay. Rewind a bit.

Danny has been doing the hero thing for a while now. He’s had a big reveal; everyone has accepted him (including his parents), the GIW disbanded, the Anti-Ecto acts repealed, and generally, everything is going great. Some of the A-Listers are even training as junior ghost hunters to help give him a break from his rogues! (Being Ghost King makes things hectic sometimes, and he just needs the extra help. Sue him!)

The point is, literally nothing is wrong with Danny Phantom’s afterlife.

And then Valerie Gray, the Red Huntress, disappears in front of his eyes.

Danny is baffled! She’s just…gone! Valerie just popped out of existence, like she was never there. But no matter how hard he searches in the Ghost Zone, he can’t find her soul anywhere. His core isn't broken in grief. So she’s not dead. Which is good. So then, where is she?

Some of the others come forward with ideas on how to find her. A few ghosts volunteer to go out into the mortal realm, an area Danny had declared off-limits, to see if she was out there. Danny approves it. He rounds up some of the friendlier (i.e., discreet) ghosts and Amity Parkers and demolishes the outside travel ban.

So everyone spreads out, looking for their dear frenemy and teammate. But it becomes apparent very quickly that something is wrong with the rest of the world.

There are no more heroes.

Every single living superhero on the face of the Earth has just…vanished. Villains are running amok; the countries are in chaos! Some aliens are invading Earth, mythical deities are trying to take over, and society is crumbling to the ground. Everything is on the brink of collapse.

Well, Danny was still there. And so were his people. They were pretty spread out, so could they just…take up the mantles? He also knew where to find the souls of dead heroes in the Zone; surely they wouldn't mind coming out of retirement for a little bit, especially if they couldn't die again. Oh! And that skeleton army leftover from Pariah Dark's reign might be useful in repelling those invading forces.

Honestly, there were more than enough hands to go around! And with the heroes gone, Danny didn't mind letting everyone out for a little break, as long as they followed his rules. They wouldn't stop the search for the other heroes, but hopefully, when they found them, the heroes wouldn't mind Danny's intervention too much. :)

In other words:

Someone fucks up, and all of Earth's living heroes are either wished out of existence or are whisked away to some far-off realm where Danny hasn't checked yet. In the attempt to figure out what's going on, Danny lets the dead run amok over the Earth as they search for clues. The skeleton army repels the invading armies, the souls of dead heroes deal with the world leaders, and his rogues and other Amity Parkers set up shop in place of famous heroes, trying to get the cities under control again.

Basically, they just do their best to keep everything from imploding until the Justice League and others are back.

(And why is it that Danny hasn't disappeared? Well, whatever caused everyone to go poof! only affected living heroes. Anyone heroes that were dead in the first place, or even just half-dead, stayed behind.)

[mydarlinglaszlo]

never gonna stop losing my mind over this scene i fear

[kactusnz]

the hero we deserve

[modawg]

i wish annabeth held more and was able to express more seething rage bc i feel like it would truly elevate her character and i know she has the capacity for it

like i just want her to break some shit and i want her to be fiercely protective and i want her to physically harm people

the only moment i can really think of her doing that is the scene where she punches percy’s bully but when i went back to read that i realised how much it’s really not looked into by rick

for some reason i had it in my head that it was a big moment where annabeth looked like this actual crazy badass who beat tf outta this kid for bullying percy and tho she does look like a badass bro hit him once told him to fuck off and dipped i wanted her to like BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM

annabeth had followed percy all day watched every instance where percy was bullied and just punched him once and walked away ?? nah my annabeth chase would’ve had percy pulling her off him she does not care that he’s mortal she will actually kill him

where’s the feral child on the streets ?? where did she go i want her back

feral abandoned and raised by wolves jason grace ?? more like feral run away and raised by teens annabeth chase

i want her to punch more people please and probably scream a little