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It’s true.

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He had a name. It's not 'Skeletor', it's 'Roger Workman'. It's Work Man, you blockhead! That's his job, he was a Dharma janitor!

LOST MEME: [1/12] EPISODES Season 3 Episode 10, ‘Tricia Tanaka Is Dead'

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im in the my friends ocs fandom

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HUGO WEAVING as V V For Vendetta (2005) dir. James McTeigue

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card for when you've finally nailed the DILF

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modern day au where eleanor runs a mall, she became boss because nepotism and has absolutely no experience. she immediately starts hooking up with one of the hairdresser, max. her ex vane gets hired by the starbucks for the sole purpose of getting close to her but he barely lasts a week before getting fired for throwing boiling coffee at a customer that pissed him off. flint used to work at an evil corporation but quit everything when he discovered leftism. after three months of working at the grocery store he's immediately promoted to manager and he runs that shit like the navy. he catches silver shoplifting a ps5 but silver pretends he just started working here and he's just cleaning. billy who's friend with silver convinces gates, the assistant manager, to lie for him and say he's indeed hired silver. so they have to draft a contract and silver actually starts working there. max offers discounts haircut to all the mall employees to get gossip and she reports everything back to eleanor— except the fact that anne and jack are constantly smoking weed during their lunch breaks because she likes anne and tolerates her idiot boyfriend. flint is desperately trying to form an union and silver pretends he cares about it too so he can get away with stealing shit, until his leg gets injured at work and he starts to actually care about working conditions. vane manages to get rehired at starbucks and is on his best behavior, always coming by eleanor's office with dumb excuses until eleanor hooks up with him. max finds out and in retaliation she hooks up with anne on eleanor's desk. when eleanor sees the security footage she's too horny to be angry so they start the most ill-advised lesbian polycule. jack is on a never ending quest to get the mall renamed after him.

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Zip my pants up when ur done spam liking my posts

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i'm like the opposite of the "do you think a depressed person could make this?" guy. [holds up a painstakingly crafted piece of art] do you think a mentally well person could make this?

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Daisy Johnson in Agents Of Shield, 1x10 The Bridge

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LISA CUDDY in House M.D. | Occam's Razor

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🌊

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bitches will hear a song and be like 'this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest' and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches

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i am not immune to heart shaped objects

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#mood

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