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keeps-ache · 3 months

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ouhh the tired __(xox _/ )\__

#just me hi #ouhrr #was up til 4-5 playing games w/ my siblings lol #Really need to get a clock for this room hfsvh #been tired for a couple weeks now though. the Eternal Non-Rest hfh #like anywhere from 3-5 i'd just get Tired and just wouldn't recover until i had a nap which is illegal or something so i just gotta power #through til 7 or 8 lol :')#but that's not the case rn this is through my own actions or lack thereof jfhvsh #//also thinking abt it and how much do you Actually think before you speak?#i thought that was really stupid when i was little because talking is just like using your hands. you don't really think about it. it just #kinda Happens lol #but i have like 3 filters that things go through unconsciously; the Cuss Prevention. the Queer Filtration. and the Emotions'#Gloves. aside from those there is no filter lmao - what happens happens. this is usually to my detriment :/ hfhsvh #thinking about it anyway. not much to say about it i just think it's neat :>#communication is a Marvel !#//anywho also Why have my hands been getting raw so quickly recently gfshvh #i just barely noticed it today. now either that's me having a Moment or my hands just being overwhelmed by wortor. i don't like either very #much hfsh #//oh oh was also thinking abt when i was like 5 or something - somewhere around that age. maybe a bit older ? - and the feeling of newly #washed blankets was like. a Whole Feeling. like smell ✓ touch ✓ <- that's it that's the whole range of human experience hfbvshfb :3 #it was a Whole Thing. dunno how else to say. and not like how an Event feels bigger when you're little. just that blankets felt nicer then #yknow? yeea lol :)#//anywho i'm gonna go eat some spaghetti #the hair of food fr..#alright ciao :> /

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arohuacheng · 1 year

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what people don't get about hualian is that they're literally like. jock and alternative art student. xie lian lives like a frat boy (mattress on the floor and nothing else in his room, no standards for his own well-being, can't cook and ends up eating what could be classified as biohazards) and is really enthusiastic about fighting as a hobby. meanwhile hua cheng rocks up to the function in his cunty little outfits every day of the week, bells on his boots and the red eyeliner slayed, obviously has taste but is soooo in love with his boyfriend who only ever wears cargo shorts and the most fucked up questionable hoodies you've ever seen. hua cheng wants xie lian to have nice things but it's always like. "babe i promise it's no trouble can we please get you a bedframe??" nd xie lian is obviously so enamored with his cool alt boyfriend who wears skirts sometimes and never misses a beat on a bitchy comment that's just the way it is. basically if your hualian concept doesn't have hua cheng as the hot goth gf you just don't get it

#talking #tgcf #look i am so passionate about this. mxtx wants you to think they're big strong guy (hc) and damsel in distress (xl) but they're fr not #hualian is the couple you see at a fast food restaurant where a goth girl is sitting across from some random dude twirling her hair #going 'babe you're SO funny!' nd the guy is just talking really enthusiastically about the olympics segment he watched last night #but is obviously really happy to be telling her about it? and for her to be genuinely interested??? and they're obviously happy together?#my point. is that they're mismatched but NOT in the way that people tend to talk about them.#they're in love and they're best friends and hua cheng is putting their hands together going 'whoa your hands are SO big..."#you get what i mean. not enough focus on hua cheng as a campy gay person and xie lian as a guy who owns one outfit #they ARE overdressed gf and very normal bf. you know this in your heart. [ pointing a gun at you ]#hua cheng #xie lian #tian guan ci fu #mxtx

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five-crows-in-a-trenchcoat · 5 months

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Guys Sunnyboy’s snuggling up under my hair for the first time in ten years bc its the same colour as his beloved blue disc-chan he sleeps under every night TwT I love him sm

#blue disc chan is his favourite possession and we redyed it with bird-safe blue food dye bc it had faded and he got sad abt it #normally he hates hair or anything brushing against him too fr he’s hated hair since the dawn of time #cockatiels #pet cockatiels #pet cockatiel #pet birbs #birb #birblr #birds of tumblr

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nosleepgummitato · 1 year

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Enjoy your food simps.

*coughcough* @justanidiotartist *coughcough*

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chiistarri · 3 months

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if i had a more fem face it would be over for all yall 🙄

#and if my hair worked the way i wanted it to #blaming >t on my aunts hair products tho fur real #and if i had less acne but thats my own fault cause i stopped eating and drinking water as much while also stopping my face routine. so !!!#hashtag in the slumps #im ok tho i just need 2 scream to the void rq so im not stuck on the thoughts for 4vr #i think i need to cut everyone out of my life except for my favs and close friends #close friends r ppl i talk to on a semiregular basis and i AODRE them all theyre my sillies fr #my favs love me i love them 😋🫶#i keep wishign at angel numbers to find a lover #anyway #nvm i dont feel like ranting i just feel like being dramatic teehee #i need to rip my skin apart and get rid of my acne from the inside and also end my life #sorry Mynails are just unpainted 😋#i need to get back and redo my acne shit i look so fugly im ending my life #forehead pimples my beloathed i hate anything bringing atttention to my eyebrow nose area cause i always look. way more masc #like good for eric but i just want to be a cute fem like please #post #mae mention #ohmy godd i havent been able to properly hold down food without having to fight tthe urge to vomit like all rhe tiem i need to stop eating #like. forever. survivng on Gatorade alone #godbless my little sister she loves eating so i just keep giving her my meat i hate chicken #unless it s a specific way #i was eating roti last night and had to like Notcry cause it was so not what i l iked but its ok yall #ok doen i hate food and ppl except for favs & cfs for realz

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momomallowart · 1 year

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𝙃𝙚𝙮

#what can I say its HOT OUT #is it hot in here or is it just him?#we have to deal with the heat somehow #I'm sorry I have the hands of a wh0RE #still twirling my hair and kicking my feet over him #I would do anything he asked #take me to paradise fr #I headcanon that Unknown has piercings #W̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶e̶l̶s̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶p̶i̶e̶r̶c̶e̶d̶#he's rockin the mint eye brand boxers bc hes a fashion icon actually #anyways enjoy the food #saeran choi #mystic messenger #mysme #mysme saeran #mystic messenger unknown #unknown mysme #my art

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skylilac · 7 months

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this book is acruakly soooo disappointing

#i was thinking like oh religion and queer angels and culty stuff that sounds fun but its actually SO BORING #every fifteen pages he started talking abt his ex like i still love him and also hes ENGAGED???? but he keeps saying betrothed like a weirdo #and like hes literally still in love w his ex but i KNOW thats not the real li but hes talked to the real li like six times maybe #like why put a love triangle if everythings lame and boring #and like the workd building fucking sucks its so bad all i know is global warming made it rlly rlly hot #and ok i get this kinda dystopian setting is hard to pull off but why is it SO fucking jarring i keep forgetting its dystopia #and like listen i get queer rep being important but this is SO BAD.#its like modern queerness + future dystopian apocalypse and it fucking sucks #like nothing abt queerness evolved over the last few decades?? are you fr?? we’re still having the exact same queer discourse??#if youre gonna write a love letter to queer survival at least be fucking CREATIVE #im not buying that human culture stayed totally static except for global warming and a religious apocalypse #what abt race what abt sports what abt food what abt jewelry and clothes and ughhhh this is so boring #ok and the li also has no personality traits bc every time hes there alk the mc says is #wow! he has floppy hair! that he pushes back w bobby pins!#oh my i dont know how to use the bobby pins he gave me so im gonna dramatically throw them on the floor when we have our only fight!#ALL I KNOW IS. he has floppy hair it might be black #this book fucking sucksssss im so upset i hate gr reviews #avery rambles

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akkivee · 1 year

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SS TIER KUUKOUS FROM THE NEW NAGOSAKA➕ CHAPTER

#this is vee speaking #ITS BACK!!!!!!!! IM HAPPY THE ARTIST IS OKAY AFTER FALLING SICK SUDDENLY!!!!!!!!#AND THEYRE BACK WITH SOME BOMB KUUKOUS HE ALWAYS LOOKS GOOD IN THEIR STYLE FR #I HAVE HAD SO MUCH KUUKOU FOOD THIS PAST WEEK IM STUFFED LOL #the chapter was fun to see on the nagosaka side!!!!!#kuukou pilled all day everyday lol but there was really good hitoya stuff too #he was feeling so wired he was having a hard time combing his hair in place 😢#but his team helped ease his nerves uwu and we got to see kuukou slap the nerves out of hitoya literally lmao #i have another month tho until i get to see the scene i want most in the nagosaka style lol

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silver-silken-webs · 14 days

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It’s been very funny coming back to this community and reading imagine posts with my most current f/o who’s A) not human (big monstery spider person) and B) comes from a media that has very little advanced tech in-universe (if at all)

So reading posts about brushing your f/os hair or texting eachother and going “ah yes…… my f/o who definitely has hair/knows how to operate a cellphone” /silly

#imagine your f/o #selfshipping #imagining 👑🕷️#btw I don’t mean to bash anyone or anything it’s just funny reading about hair and then looking at my f/o and going #Bald #they’re also so old person coded I think it’d be funny imagining teaching them how to use tech #f/o bonding activities fr 💛💜#I still love reading all of the posts here hehe #giving me sm food fr

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homosexualcitron · 5 months

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what with all my fav gay people getting peak content arggg

#IM REALLY EATING WITH THAT LAST LIPXLIP MV #whatever i already spammep on priv on twitter lmao i won't do it once again (riiight....)#BUT ARGGGG #it was peak #there is someting so special with that “i hate you but it couldn't be anyone else” trope going on between aizou and yuujirou....#“selfish little shit” PEAK ROMANCE FR #also that green hair guy hm #I HOPE WE'LL SEE HIM AGAIN??? he has green hair.................#he really was just here to say “hey actually Aizou and Yuujirou couldn't be with anyone else” and hm. HM!!!!#good... good #THE SONG WAS PEAK THANK YOU HANIWA FOR THE FOOD

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chappellrroan · 1 year

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things id do for you and diti if we lived in the same house

gara chai/adrak chai every morning and evening. chai ke saath biscuit in the morning and pakoras in the evening or whatever you prefer bb anything is fine.

hand feed you food

literally annoy you both 24/7 (since we've already established the fact that im the baby then i get to annoy you like a baby muwhahahahaha)

feed you my comfort bengali foods (i just know for a fact you both will like them. its also actually my fave sick foods. theyre so easy and simple to make and so delicious i cant explain-)

take you on book dates which would end up with us coming back home, stomachs hurt from laughing cuz of all the fun we had

buy you scrunchies and lip balms and face masks

oh also do self care sundays

if any one of you is sick id make hot soup and do sir patti and bring your faveourite stuffed toy and give you a nice head massage while you lay on my lap and im reading to you your favourite book/poem

OIL. YOUR. HAIR. OH AND BRAID IT.

literally prank you 24/7 (sorry. i always do it. my mom is fed up with me. you both are my new victims)

make you your favourite comfort foods

OMG WE WOULD GO CAFE HOPPING

OMG WE WOULD CELEBRATE DURGA PUJA AND DIWALI AND ALL THE HOLIDAYS TOGETHER

literally try my best to not let anyone or anything to bring you down but we all have our ups and downs so i will respect your personal space but also make sure youre eating, sleeping and doing all the basic things...even though i know its hard but its not gonna be hard cuz youre not alone.

i need this :( @reputationpdf dekho dream and drown in tears with me

#food is our love language fr #also like i haven't had anyone oil my hair since wjat 13 or smth as far as i remember because i was supposed to be adult #like #also yes that'd make my holidays SO MUCH BETTER #i love cafe hopping self care and silly pranks and silly jokes ily #ALSO we could have full volume speaker taylor maisie gracie conan sabrina sesh like😭#ilysm #for me

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milo-is-rambling · 7 months

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I LOVE YOU PAST MILO -current Milo nauseas head in a sparkling clean toilet I cleaned literally a half hour ago and then got too high while celebrating how clean it looked and feel sick now😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#but yipppee sparkly clean. gonna put a little sticky toilet gel thing on the inside while I’m in here #maybe throw up if another nausea wave comes before I can stand up 😭#I had too much cereal and a lot of water at once and like. yuck yuck yuck I feel yucky high on the floor yucky I wish I was normal I need to #back off of weed a little to become a real person but also. I’d rather dig my own grave and bury myself in it alive than work a real job #like. fuckkkkkk I want to cry. fuck retail fuck fuck fuck I’m a failure wahhhhhhh I cant even handle beginner jobs #rattling the bars of my cage screaming crying throwing up why am I alive waahhhhhh okay nvm that’s too far it’s not that bad I’m chilling #the toilet is clean! look at the bright side. my therapist when I talked about like my mom maybe wanting to set a goal for working like a #certain amount of doordash hours and my therapists number she came up with was three hours and I was so happy like. she gets it. I am #exhausted just existing and she was like hmm you should work three hours a week. like. at most.#love her so much. it was probably a mistake but also. keeping it in my brain forever #imagine a three hour work week being backed up by my therapist to my mom like haha my therapist said I only HAVE to do three hours #god three hours still feels like a lot rn #like two weeks ago I dropped a salad in a tight packed restaurant and everyone watched me drop it and then walk back to the kitchen and wait #for them to make a salad so I could leave and fucking deliver the food and it was so embarassing and I haven’t done a single order since #then bc I get so anxious that I just exit the app if I don’t get an order like immediately which I haven’t yet so no orders.#I just get high. too high. and admire my cleaning work. it’s nice. I have to do the bathroom floor still. dog hair. dust. brother beard hair #my hair and bleach specks. I need to clean the bathroom fr. I’m excited I’m redecorating the bathroom in my mind and it’s giving me #motivation to clean it and I want to work more dooordash shifts (when I’m not this high) to save moneys to update my room and the bathroom #a little before the summer. just. replace air matress bc it’s low key a trigger now. so that’s fun. so buy a futon or smthing. and update #the bathroom into a thing that I like in my extra Milo type way. while making room for three ppl to share one bathroom. bc. it’s small #small bathroom for sure. but I’ll get it lookin good. add some cute decorations. maybe a candle or two. an incense thing for when I tak bath #slay. slay. building my dream bathroom in my mind and also. my Amazon wishlist land. and Pinterest land. I love making lists of things.

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widevibratobitch · 8 months

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#look away everyone this is gonna be embarrassing #nothing new really same old shit that's been going on every day for almost 20 years with me but uhh #at this point i dont even wish i were fucking skinny (<-lying). id give anything to just go back to my lowest ed weight #which was by no means skinny. not even thin. but it was thinnER than now.#anyway. nothing makes you hate your own body quite like trying to buy clothes lol #being a huge hypocrite rn cause yes yes fuck fast fashion we know #but being able to go shopping for clothes with your friends to a mainstream brand shop and only feeling *a little* inferior in all aspects #but not ENTIRELY worthless as a woman and a human being in general. my god. it only happened once in my entire life #and i had so much fun that day. and i felt so good and happy and even a little attractive. we love internalised mysogyny <333 #but i miss experiencing the first stirrings of this stupid ass shy little hope that i could actually be considered hot and pretty #for the first time in my fucking life. like hot and pretty RIGHT NOW. not in some undefined future of ✨...if you lost some weight✨#idk it just feels like it was all for nothing. i ruined every part of my life i fucked up my teeth and my skin and my hair and my metabolism #and my relationship with food. forever lol and it was for nothing because at the end of the day im basically back to the weight i started w/#its a goddamn joke. like yeah maybe im not losing fistfuls of hair on a daily basis anymore but id honestly rather just go fully bald #if i was allowed to keep the weight off #god i only hope i die in a way that will completely obliterate my body. it is kind of a comfort #no matter what - at least ill always have the train tracks i used to play on as a kid <33 one of my most beloved places in the world fr

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candycryptids · 1 year

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🌶️ fuck I thought my hair mashup was tricky so I’d do something easy like porting hair 🌶️

🍍 If I have to weight correct one more god damn thing I’m gonna gnaw through drywall 🍍

🍋 why does Miqo get an extra special long hair attribute and what does it mean and what does it do and is it important 🍋

🧄 Augh 🧄

#there’s no reason I can’t post them but there’s also not really a reason TO post them #it’s all for male aura or earless fem miqo orz and I don’t wanna go the whole 9 yards #especially not when I’ve packed the same mod 17 times trying to troubleshoot weights for JUST ONE RACE and it STILL clips funny unless #you use c+ to rotate your hair which implies I need to move the hair in blender #BUT WHY DO THAT WHEN I CAN DO IT IN C+ FOR FREE JUST FOR ME AAAAA #see if I was posting it I’d feel compelled to fix it yk #but also yeah FR if anyone knows what the long hair attribute fem miqo has is fucking for I’d be grateful #I have seen it on no other race #also no idk why I put food emojis in my text post </3 #maybe I’m making a fruity salsa idk

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cutieln4 · 4 months

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London Boy | LN4 smau

lando norris x verstappen!reader

summary: in which max unknowingly introduces his sister to her future boyfriend

fc: olivia rodrigo

y/nverstappen

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y/nverstappen i stole max’s cat, don’t tell him

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username1 aww so cute

username2 when are you coming to another race!

maxverstappen1 😑

y/nverstappen i thought i blocked you??

maxverstappen1 Give me Sassy back.

username3 lando in the likes⁉️⁉️

username4 bro chill, he’s literally friends with max

danielricciardo so the heist plan is in motion. perfect.

y/nverstappen he doesn’t suspect a thing😈

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y/nverstappen i had the best time exploring england with the best guide! congrats bro on the win🥳

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landonorris it was lovely showing you around😊

maxverstappen1 no

username1 wait wdym lando showed her around england???

username2 the better verstappen fr

username3 the outfits slay

danielricciardo Nice seeing you again y/n/n!

y/nverstappen my favorite brother🫶

maxverstappen1 I’m right here?? And you’re not even related?

username4 her hair literally always looks good

lilymhe gorgeous girl

y/nverstappen ilysm babe lemme visit you

alex_albon that’s literally my gf???

y/nverstappen lily never let your boyfriend get in the way of finding your future wife

lilymhe you’re so right babe

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username1 babe what about us??? what about the kids??

danielricciardo 🤨

username2 is this a soft launch

username3 NOOOOO THAT SHOULD BE ME😭

username4 who is that????

y/nverstappen i had a fun time hanging out today!🥰

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danielricciardo hmm, interesting

username1 what do you know??

username2 uh girl you got something to tell us?

username3 she doesn’t owe you anything, get out of her business

username4 oh i just KNOW max is fuming💀

maxverstappen1 Y/n who is that

maxverstappen1 Is that a boy

maxverstappen1 Y/n answer my texts

username5 oooh someone’s not happy

username6 that food looks good asf

username7 outfit always serves

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landonorris home is wherever i’m with you

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username1 sobbing, hyperventilating, throwing up

username2 nah the caption, that is so fricking adorable

danielricciardo aww i knew you were a big softie

georgerussell63 did you pay someone to take that picture with you😂

landonorris haha very funny mate

username3 god, i’ve seen what you’ve done for others🙏

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f1gossip 🚨🚨Lando Norris spotted with mystery girl over summer break, sources say it could be Max Verstappen’s sister, Y/n

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username1 i literally knew it and you all doubted me😑

username2 chill out, it’s still not confirmed

username3 we can’t even see her face

username4 OMG???????

username5 oh max is DEFINITELY pushing lando off the track in zandvoort

username6 sources: my delusions

username7 y’all we lost a good one😣 (y/n not lando)

username8 you’re so real cause she’s gorgeous

username9 nah cause why is this actually so freaking cute, like omg the way he is smiling at her🤭🫠

username10 HAND PLACEMENT???

username11 max is gonna chop off lando’s hands

username12 i’d pay good money to see the text messages

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y/nverstappen in a world of boys, he's a gentlemen

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username1 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

username2 this is so adorable! (i'm sleeping on the highway tonight)

landonorris you’re my everything💞💞

username3 y'all owe me an apology, i KNEW it

maxverstappen1 If you're happy, I'm happy

username4 you're definitely being forced to say this

username5 boyfriend lando is everything🥺

username6 they look so happy

username7 i’m balling my eyes out

kellypiquet you guys are adorable🩷

y/nverstappen thanks for talking max down😁

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landonorris got love-struck, went straight to my head

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username1 the matching captions omg

y/nverstappen i love you baby❤️

maxverstappen1 🤮🤮

danielricciardo I KNEW IT @.carlossainz55 you owe me 50 bucks

carlossainz55 damn it

landonorris YOU HAD A BET???

oscarpiastri yes

charles_leclerc yes

georgerussell63 yes

alex_albon yes

maxverstappen1 YOU ALL HAD A BET AND DIDNT TELL ME?

maxfewtrell she's good for you, mate🤍

maxverstappen1 remember what i told you🙂

username2 oh! this definitely isn’t threatening at all

landonorris i will😰

y/nverstappen max emilian verstappen what did you tell him?

username3 this😭is😭so😭adorable😭

username4 bro is getting pushed into the barrier next race fs

username5 the IT couple

#f1 smau #lando norris #max verstappen #f1 #lando norris x reader #formula 1 #f1 x reader #f1 fanfic #formula one fanfiction #lando norris fanfic #smau #lando norris smau #mclaren

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maraczeks · 1 year

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#missing redacted again so bad tonight hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhhahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah #july 14 2023 #rawr bark etc .#kinda not doing good tn (.. bc i refuse to make / eat more food out of laziness negative cycle...) but read through our texts and am inordin #am inordinately giddy giggling and tiwrling my hair fr down bad it's alarming

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