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*screams*
HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE
ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC PEOPLE EXIST AND ARE PART OF THE COMMUNITY
NOW GO BE MENACES TO SOCIETY
#it’s what the fucking A stands for#also agender#asexual#aromantic#ace#aro#aro/ace#aroace#agender#lgbtq+#lgbtqia#pride#pride 2024#lgbt pride#holy shit 10k#20k??? wtf#if this hits 30k before july i'll dye my hair purple and green#purely as a fuck you to myself#looks like i’m finding a hairdresser#yes a picture will be posted too y’all will get to see it
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Awkward.
#hes just like me fr#metalhiro arts#one piece#one piece fanart#one piece fancomic#sanji#vinsmoke sanji#blackleg sanji#op sanji#stealth black#poison pink#wench green#electric blue#sparking red#law#trafalgar law#op law#trafalgar d water law#germa 66#vinsmoke#vinsmoke reiju#reiju#vinsmoke ichiji#vinsmoke yonji#vinsmoke niji#ichiji#niji#yonji
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My favorite fic trope is the "JLA meets the batfam because they arrested Jason as he was undercover and now the family is coming to pick him up" one, but imagine. Jason gets arrested by the JLA while undercover, and is brought in for questioning, but before any of the batfam members even notice that he is gone, Green Arrow walks into the interrogation room.
"It's okay, Superman, you can let him go."
"Green Arrow, Red Hood is a wanted criminal on the JLA:s most wanted list-"
"What? No, no he isn't, that's just Jason."
Superman stares. Jason stares too.
"Excuse me?"
"You heard me, that's just Jason, my son-in-law. You can let him go."
"...your son-in-law is the Red Hood?"
"No? Jason's not the Red Hood, he is just dressed as the Red Hood. He's in a mercenary group with my son, he does that. It's pretty easy to dress up as someone who doesn't show their face for a job. Jason's no Red Hood, let me tell you that. Or I guess I don't have to tell you that, since you've already arrested him."
Jason's not really sure if he wants to murder Oliver or not.
Superman stares. Oliver raises a brow.
"So? Can I have him back, please, we have a family dinner today and we're already a bit late."
"...sure."
Jason gets let out. Oliver throws an arm around his shoulders as they walk towards the zeta tubes.
"I hate you, Queen."
"You're welcome, kiddo."
JLA does leave Jason alone after that, though, because every time they see him outside of Gotham, they just go "oh that's just Jason dressed up as the Red Hood again, move on" and Jason doesn't know if he should be annoyed or not. It does make his work easier, but at the same time, it somehow feels like an insult.
#they arrive at the dinner and jason is like not a fucking word#oliver just winks at him#dc#oliver queen#jason todd#green arrow#red hood#jayroy
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RIP to Bruce. Can't get a single night to himself smh
#dreamer doodles#batman#bruce wayne#hal jordan#green lantern#superman#clark kent#justice league#dc#yeah i spent an unnecessary amount of time on that my fair lady redraw#like a stupid amount i really shouldn't have#but it made me laugh so fuck you#XD#i'm also super proud of those candles
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flinging your friends over your shoulder like potato sack. dangling them by the scruff stacking them up in your arms like laundry shoving them into your purse etc etc i love it
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from this screenshot from 'starcrossed'
#superman#batman#the flash#wonder woman#martian manhunter#green lantern#clark kent#bruce wayne#diana of themyscira#j'onn j'onzz#john stewart#wally west#justice league#dcau#been working on a couple bigger pieces lately but i had to speedrun this for obvious reasons its so funny#if i worked at warner bros (dream) and my job involved drawing frames like this id be losing my mind#greenbeans art!!
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a full SAGA of chaos choices at the diner in the centre of your mind
#so in summary:#coffee grounds; room temp vodka; the feeling of first having root beer; coffee and bacon; maple syrup; grenadine; and a calzone#they are all so insane and i love them for it#and also its such a perfect representation of a brain#bc like! yeah! that IS what my thoughts are bouncing between when i'm asked what i want for a meal! i am that fucking bonkers sometimes!!#dimension 20#dimension 20 mentopolis#mentopolis#mentopolis spoilers#d20#dnd#brennan lee mulligan#hunch curio#anastasia tension#conrad schintz#the fix#imedla pulse#dan fucks#alex song xia#hank green#danielle radford#freddy wong#siobhan thompson#mike trapp#d20 cast#long post#andis thought geyser
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Since Velvette is a doll I like to think she can do that whenever she wants, and the other Vee's find it horribly creepy
Translation to Val's in spanish prayer (IN THE NAME OF THE SON THE FATHER AND YOUR WHORE MOTHEEEEEEEEER!!!!)
#whenever Velvette want Vox to buy her something and he says no she threatens him with taking her head off#he accepts immediately#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel velvette#hazbin velvette#velvette#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin vox#vox#hazbin hotel valentino#hazbin valentino#valentino#my art#fanart#green tea & cookies#valentino praying like a madre latina
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in the guard's defense, fire ants sting 😔
#damian wayne#talia al ghul#batbabyart#babian#fatbabydamian#the guard got Damian the ant farm as an apology lol#this was originally grayscale but then dabbled with colors for Damian's clothes and i cried when he looked like a lil green pea...#a lima bean baby...
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can’t wait to see billy sitting with the young avengers trying his best to ignore his loving ghost mom being an asshole in the corner
#agatha pointing at hulkling and saying ‘yeah you WOULD.’ and billy wishing he were dead#‘you’re also into a strong person with a green motif? you’re just like mommy 🫵🥹’#agatha all along#agatha all along spoilers#agatha harkness and billy maximoff#agatha harkness#billy maximoff#billy kaplan#billy kaplan mcu#william kaplan#young avengers#the young avengers#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#wiccan#ela posts!#7k
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have you heard of that new hot spot in ba sing se 🍵
#inspired on that scene from howls moving castle#ode to all of u who had a crush on him when ur were like 12#zuko#lee from the teashop#if i hid a sokka there what r u gonna do abt it#atla#avatar the last airbender#zuko atla#atla zuko#theres also mai and those two girls u know the ones#cont of that last post perhaps???#he is a bi disaster to me#i actually hate the colors green is so hard to coordinate wtf#dood
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Me as a baby
#smiling friends#pim was originally gonna be green and now that we know he was a tadpole#hes so clearly frog like to me now
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Roy: having the Bats as friends is so weird. I was crying and they just told me to “lock in”
Oliver:
Roy: and then I did
#incorrect quotes#bruce wayne#batman#dc#batfamily#really it could have been any of them#like yeah you can cry after the mission dude#but you gotta lock in#gen z humor#Roy Harper#Oliver Queen#green arrow#arsenal#red arrow#arrow
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A bus is basically the classic thing to wait in the rain for
#it is Cold#also every time I listen to the Cure I remember the bit in Lisa Frankenstein where she's like they help you emotionally#like they are a very good band but I don't think From The Edge of the Deep Green Sea is imbuing me with anything but melancholy#welcome to night vale#Well tangentially but like You Know
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I think that instead of being super apprehensive about Jason and him dating Roy, Oliver should take one look at him and then one look at Bruce and go oh, I'm about to be so annoying.
Oliver starts being so nice to Jason. So nice. Inviting him to family dinners. Giving him both his hero communications and personal phone number and telling him to call whenever he needs something. He gives him new tech and keeps updating his weapons and armor. He helps with missions and clean up and says nothing if Jason is a little rough, apart from patting him on the back and saying good job. He starts keeping his picture inside his wallet and has other pictures of Jason, Roy and Lian framed in the house and tells everyone about him. He starts calling him son-in-law first and then just son and then calls him a Harper and eventually a Queen.
At first it was just to annoy Bruce, but after the first time he tells Jason that he did a good job and Jason starts to tear up a little, Oliver goes oh no, oh I'm actually doing this now. This my boy now. I don't care if he and Roy break up or something, this is my boy now.
Bruce still thinks he's just doing it for the sole purpose of pissing him off, though, and he is so fucking mad. The Justice League meetings have turned into a Cold War zone.
Bruce starts to being so nice to Jason as well, forcing himself to ignore some of the more outrageous things Jason does, and Jason is so, so fucking confused.
#oliver seeing jason daddy issues todd: you're my son now I guess?#jason opens up to him a little about his childhood and everything else that happened and oliver is like bruce had you in therapy right#jason: absolute silence#oliver: he had you in therapy right? RIGHT?#dc#oliver queen#jason todd#roy harper#bruce wayne#jayroy#batman#green arrow#arsenal#red hood
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I'll give them shelter like you've done for me
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#megumi fushiguro#yuji itadori#itafushi#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk leaks#jjk art#fushiguro tsumiki#took all afternoon but we wrangled the colours in2 submission#it was looking very green and kind of muddy#so i toned down the saturation in a bunch of places pulled in a lot more grey#kept a lot of the shadows Hard#i think it works#not sure it's the absolute best it cld be but i am Satisfied with it#overall i ws just kind of worried that it was looking rly similar to past pieces colour-wise#i think it kind of still Is but not as much as it would have been had i not made those edits#anyway. emo hours#ive been listening to jubyphonic's piano arr of shelter and thinking abt megumi#thinking abt him growing up n looking back on himself n seeing himself in tht lonely little boy#'it's a long way forward so trust in me' smth smth finding the strength to guide that kid forward even though both of u are scared#bc at the end of the day u Are still that kid#inner child stuff usually doesnt resonate much with me bc i don't like who i was/am/whatever this aint abt me#but in regards to megumi????? OW#in lighter news i remembered at the absolute last minute to lob off the top of yuuji's ear#bc that injury at least i think he keeps ghfssdfhfgsj
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sex pollen trope where you're the one affected, having been exposed to some dense gas while on an op that felt like harsh sandpaper across your throat and lungs, and now you're a feverish mess on some ratty cot in a safe house and with only ghost as company, it's miserable, as the saying goes.
hair sticking to your sweaty skin, plastered onto your forehead and neck, every swallow feeling like you've got a mouthful of sand, your fluttering pulse wild and deafening in your ears, and the throbbing ache deep in your core, the blistering heat right below your navel— it'd only been uncomfortable in the beginning, the faint throbbing incredibly familiar, but the more you ignored it, the worse it got.
and now you're here, with arousal sticking your underwear to your pussy, unable to do anything about it because your lieutenant is seated in a corner that lets him have both you and the front door within his line of sight. a quick, discreet rub under your clothes is not an option.
someone put you out of your foggy misery.
"squirmin' like a worm on a 'ook isn't gonna help." his staring doesn't either, yet he does it anyway.
"got to make sure ya aren't dyin' on me." you want to snap that you don't think proof of life is on the darkened stain between your legs, the retort pressed behind clenched teeth but another thick wave of bestial need rolls over you and god, you're about to shove your hand into your underwear, propriety be damned—
"best you don't do tha'." why the fuck not? "you'll only get relief for a moment 'fore it comes back twofold." he says as if he's reading off the morning paper and not watching you fight tooth and nail to not fuck yourself against the pillow your head is on. (soap's offer to be friends with benefits is only looking better by the hour.)
you hastily decide that it'll be better than nothing. you'll just have to rub your pussy raw until this drug runs its course and you're telling him to piss off or don't, but you've had enough. you're stuck here with him anyway, no flight home until the morn and you're not about to spend it writhing around.
"if tha's wha' you want," ghost bites his gloves off, spitting them out onto the ground before curling his hands around your ankles and dragging you toward him. "i will help." your entire world narrows down to the feel of him touching your skin, his fingers searing as they hook into the waistband of your pants, and you almost kick him in the mouth trying to get them off faster.
"but 'm not fuckin' you." the bite of disappointment is quickly forgotten, his breath warm against your slick pussy, and after three quick glides of his tongue over your pearl, your orgasm crests, pulse after pulse of pleasure so potent it stung.
in less than a minute you're burning again, need thrumming through you and with the heady push and drag of his middle finger over your sensitive nerves, curling in you until he can fit two, three—
you're lost.
(ghost telling you that he's not doing anything else because if he's going to fuck you then you're going to remember it falls on ringing ears.)
#the next day you look ran through and feel hungover#price giving you a sympathetic pat on the back is humiliating#ghost looking at you straight in the eye even more so#whatever you said you didnt mean it :/#but *he* did and you not knowing that all he's waiting on is the green light from the doc to pounce will make it all the sweeter#until then he's not bringing anything up#did it happen or did you hallucinate#also cue him sniffing his fingers while youre finally asleep cuz eau de pussy is his favorite <3#i firmly believe he likes the smell of come and he will absolutely not wash his hands the pig#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost riley x you#simon ghost riley smut#simon ghost riley#simon riley x reader#cod smut#simon riley x you
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