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#the good ending?
rosethorn-zz · 11 months
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im sorry you were such a cunt
(rbs appreciated)
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sixty-silver-wishes · 9 months
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light of my life, fire of my loins,,,
Velveeta
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crabussy · 2 years
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hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?
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kavaleyre · 6 months
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• The Hanged Man •
“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”
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liquidstar · 11 months
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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mintybagels · 3 months
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i was falling asleep and thought of this so now it’s like 3am jesus i need to go to sleep ok bye
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months
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Must be a Sugondese joke.
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politijohn · 1 year
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mag200 · 2 years
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one thing about orpheus and eurydice is you guys are all like “i’m different i wouldnt turn to look at her” because you are all familiar with the story of orpheus and eurydice. but orpheus wasnt familiar with the story because he was in it lol.
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wednesdayshadow · 9 months
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Neil Gaiman does both.
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onioneyez · 1 year
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He's very easily peer pressured
(Edit: I meant by the goats)
Prints!
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thatskindarough · 4 months
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HAPPY GAY
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mad-serotonin · 6 months
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Take It Easy☀️
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kingofdoma · 4 months
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best description of morgan spurlock's legacy ever
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greykolla-art · 7 months
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Charlie: “I’m so glad my most villain-coded friend is at full power again! 🥰💕”
*throws this to you angst goblins like raw steak* ❤️
(No I will not do a part 2!❤️)
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beeabart · 1 year
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i'm so sane rn
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