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Finally have a decent blurb for The Gods Must Die, I think. Let me know what you all think about that:
Callahan Pandraken is a warrior princess, and she is prophetized to die while killing the shadow king who will try to invade her land. She has lived her entire life with that knowledge, but after an ill-advised tryst with the man in question, it comes out that HE was not previously aware of their shared destiny. Unwilling to die simply because the gods deemed it so, the shadow king Mordecai DeFirce renounces his plans of conquest. When he shows up unannounced at Tintagonal castle for peace talks, Callahan sees it as victory. The gods, however, see it as an insult. No one should be allowed to renounce their destiny; not even the villain. As they set forth to separate the happy couple and force a war between both kingdoms, Callahan must make a choice between the prophecy that has shadowed her entire life, or the terrifying path of rebellion and True Love. And in order to rescue the Shadow King and save her kingdom from war, the path seems clear; the gods must die.
#writing is hard#writing#the gods must die#I swear this was supposed to be a funny romance#oh well#angsty romantasy it is#again
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I have a minor gripe with people calling themselves "god" or "goddess". I don't really care if that title gets you going, or if you're doing some heavy roleplaying stuff, or if you have to compensate for something. That's not my issue.
My issue is that eventually, humanity will come for the gods. We are destined to do so, it is our right and duty as a species. Someday we'll overcome the divine shackles that bind us to this limited plane of existence. We'll descend upon heaven and hell with a host uncountable, and we'll decimate the ancient pillars of creation. Lucifer laid bare, dessicated on his throne. The eternal wheel unhinged, shattered into pieces and cast into the umbral void. From nothing we'll return time and time again to launch our righteous crusades against the pearly gates.
There will be a time when your allegiances will be tested. Your soul will be weighed. And when you're staring at the wrong end of a hallowed shotgun, the hammer falls, screaming down the barrel to herald your inevitable demise... maybe you'll realize that you chose the wrong side. We'll destroy the gods. Don't be one of them.
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I’mma sing you a sacred psalm
On your knees, pray along…
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We did a Hatchetfield marathon recently and my decade-long on-again off-again Starkid obsession came ROARING back!! Grace Chasity was designed to appeal to everything I love to paint, so naturally here I am ✨
#nerdy prudes must die#starkid#npmd#hatchetfield#grace chasity#hatchetverse#the lords in black#team starkid#angela giarratana#hatchetfield fanart#npmd fanart#starkid fanart#starkid npmd#wiggly#webby hatchetfield#wiggly starkid#floweroflaurelin art#npmd spoilers#Christian imagery? check#kills people? check#beholden to a dark god? check#she even has sex. truly the most floweroflaurelin character of all time
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I know the intrepid heroes were largely joking about it, but the idea of kipperlily having a huge awful crush on riz is sooooo funny to me. Girl with longstanding anger issues and the capacity to orchestrate the death of a supposedly close ally in service of her goals with a crush on world’s most aroace boy. I fear the consequences will be nuclear
#Guyyyys#Guys play in the space with me#She’s like “oh my god I’m enamored with him. He and everyone close to him must die”#Guyyyys please see my vision I’m actually obsessed with it#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year
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are we gonna have a problem?
#i just think that they should get to be mean girls#also nibbly with braces is just very funny to me as a braces haver#eldritch god of hunger and consumption but he can’t have popcorn bc it gets stuck in his braces :(#arcades art#procreate#illustration#fanart#character design#hatchetfield#hatchetfield musicals#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#hatchetfield series#hatchetfield fanart#hatchetblr#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#nerdy prudes must die fanart#npmd fanart#the lords in black#t’noy karaxis#tinky#pokotho#pokey#wiggog y'wrath#wiggly#nibblenephim#nibbly#bliklotep#blinky
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Your honour, they were simply just in a silly goofy mood.
#max looks like he’s auditioning to be apart of the band ghost-#my girl grace is innocent god forbid girls have hobbies#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#npmd starkid#starkid npmd#npmd fanart#nerdy prudes must die fanart#starkid#starkid fanart#fanart#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#peter spankoffski#pete spankoffski#stephanie lauter#steph lauter#grace chasity#max jagerman#maxwell jagerman#my art
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oh god Ted ranting about how Alice is dead and Bill should give up
looking back. he’s definitely grieving. he knows Peter didn’t make it
#GOD THIS FUCKING SHOW#the guy who didn't like musicals#nerdy prudes must die#tgwdlm#npmd#ted spankoffski#peter spankoffski#hatchetfield
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personal HCs of the human lords in black
yeah i based em off of the canon npmd ones with some nmt-lore-related details. it's all just for funsies rlly
#my art#starkid#hatchetfield#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#the lords in black#nibblenephim#t'noy karaxis#wiggog y'wrath#pokotho#bliklotep#i REALLY didn’t like how canon blinky looked like Just Some Guy especially compared to the other lords#which is what lowk inspired me to do this#yeah i made their humanoid forms a bit less human but. they're gods beyond human comprehension they can do whatever#we're having fun#at least i am :3
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"oh pete is trans" "no richie is trans" "ethan is trans"
you fools. you absolute buffoons. EVERYONE in hatchetfield is trans. steph? trans. macnamara? trans. miss holloway? trans.
what do you think the t in hatchetfield stands for?
#hatchetfield#nerdy prudes must die#ignore the fact that hatchetfield has two t's#also yes this includes the lords in black OBVIOUSLY#i don't care if they're genderless gods they're still TRANS
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Just watched Jons tgwdlm watch party and in the last 5 minutes he was like “yeah I think Pauls probably bi” SIR YOU CANNOT JUST DROP THIS INFORMATION ON ME??????
#it makes me so happy#i think im just that deprived of characters that are canonically bisexual#bc I literally only watch mainstream gay people shit#and god forbid they actually say a character is bisexual#it’s like#ruth fleming#and probably some Yonderland characters#oh and lazlo and nadja#that’s all i can think of rn#team starkid#starkid#nerdy prudes must die#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#jon matteson
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lautski on the bus
#dont mind me posting another laustki thing :)#listen theyre just cute god#i have so many sappy sickenly cute ideas and theyre the perfect characters for it okay?#who knows how many of those ideas I'll ever get to.. at least i got this one pit#out*#i also just wanted to draw more of them after rewatching npmd haha#not sure i rlly captured their characters design wise but im happy with how it turned out anyways :)#I'll just have to draw pete and steph more so that i can capture them better :)#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#team starkid#starkid#starkid fanart#stephanie lauter#peter spankoffski#fanart#my art#animation#hatchetfield#hatchetfield universe#hatchetverse#hm sappy and sickenly cute is actually not totally accurate actually but i digress#lautski
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Disgustingly messy and crusty sketch dump but I couldn't get my own terrible theory out of my head and ended up making a bunch of sketches about it. Also at the end a bonus dickbats and Damian doodle bc I was reading an issue of their Batman and Robin run (IDs in Alt)
#dc comics#dc#batfamily#batman#damian wayne#stephanie brown#tim drake#dick grayson#cassandra cain#duke thomas#anyway. zdarsky run sure is something huh?#its still so funny to me that half of 148 was leaked a few days before like someone has it OUT for that book over at bleeding cool ig#i don't necessarily think this theory will come true I'm just imagining how stupid it would be if it did#I'm not super happy with the dialogue in the cass+duke+dick comic but i felt my og dialogue might've read too fanon#mainly just bc cass' last sentence was originally shorter/just ellipses and duke said smthin like ''wait? villain arc?''#which you could easily find in wayne family adventures. even tho it would've been appropriate for this situation 😭#now the dialogue just sounds kind of generic (esp cass') and it's BOTHERING ME AUGHH. this is the comic book fandom panopticon /j#anyway Bruce is in the retirement home in this scenario /j#me n my friends were talking over discord and came up w the cursed scenario that jason is tims robin in this (apart of the 'redemption' arc#-that he's been nail gunned with in this run. god this run is so weird when it comes to jason. like it doesn't outright dislike him-#-like it clearly does damian and (more obviously) cass steph and duke) but the tone of everything w jason is still bizarre#god. anyway yeah i didn't draw him but please picture grown man tank Jason in the robin undies (ala tt 03 but dare i say better)#also the dick being silly sketch was bc the issue i was reading had damian refer to dick as 'jolly'#specifically like ''unreasonably jolly'' or something like that (god i love when ppl find dicks cheerfulness deeply unsettling hehehe)#and i thought it was so funny. bc damian met dick when we has going through his ''bruce is dead'' depression-#-and STILL thought that dick was extremely unserious. he sees happy dick and is like ''what is wrong w you. genuinely''#but at the same time he loves it#i need to stop reading their batman and robin run so scatteredly (or i can just reread nightwing must die...always a possibility)#anyway yeah 👍 bad sketches be upon you#mine
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I absolutely LOVE Wiggly’s characterization in NPMD. He’s in the show for less than ten minutes and he fuckin STEALS it.
Obviously he’s terrifying in Black Friday, that’s HIS show, but throughout the entire show he keeps up the cutesy persona to trick the characters, occasionally saying something rlly fucked up but still in that register (“RIGHTTT THE FUUUUCK UPPP” and “DEEECKKK THE HALLSS WITH UR GUTSY WUTSIES”).
But in NPMD, he’s a bit different and it’s INTENTIONAL. During The Summoning, he’s still using cutesy-speak, but his voice is a bit deeper as he’s not presenting as an innocent plushie anymore, he’s asserting his power over the teens and toying with them. When he gets excited, he loses the act and yells “WHATEVER WE WANT???” is a deeper tone. When he gets pissed, him and the rest of the LIB scream “WE DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PHONE!” Finally, at the end of The Summoning, he’s completely dropped the act: “Pay the price, or FUCK OFF.” He doesn’t care if the teens go through with the deal or not, and because he’s not actively being worshipped by them or exploiting them like in Black Friday, he doesn’t bother with the niceties or particularly care. Overall, he just seems very done with them by the end of the song (bro did NOT wanna be summoned).
THEN, the final time we hear him, he grabs hold of Max and shows himself. His voice is the deepest it’s EVER been, and there’s NO cutesy-speak to be found except the teasing “Maxie” nickname. He’s ELATED to have another soul, and fully yells: “You’re in my world now, BITCH.” THIS is the true Wiggly—not masking his intent with friendliness, not playing nice to manipulate someone, not even toying with them, just FULL sadistic pleasure to have another soul to claim. And that’s SUCH an epic high note to end the character on.
Hats off to Jon for being to portray such a horrifying, larger-than-life character with such depth and depravity, not to mention his INCREDIBLE voice work and physical acting. I didn’t even note Wiggly’s terrifying laugh yet; I fuckin LOVE it and you can hear it in NPMD if you pay attention.
In summary, Wiggly is the best. Thank you.
#can you tell i rewatched npmd last night#i LOVE wiggly bro he’s so fuckin weird and terrifying#i have mad respect for Jon he made this character come to life in all the best ways#not to mention the rest of the LIB in NPMD#oh my god i LOVEEE THEMM AHH#i wanna buy the digital ticket JUST to see the full stage view of them during The Summoning#starkid npmd#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#starkid productions#starkid#team starkid#black friday#black friday starkid#starkid black friday#hatchetfield#hatchetverse
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Something something Max Jagerman prevented Pete from shooting his shot with Steph when he was alive by beating him up and then prevented Steph from shooting her shot with Pete as a ghost by stopping the fucking bullet she was trying to shoot him with
#the true transition from normal high school bully story to oh god oh fuck here comes the supernatural with a steel chair#starkid#nerdy prudes must die#max jagerman#stephanie lauter#peter spankoffski#original post#does this make sense? i don’t know#do I care? maybe. I get anxious about these things#npmd
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People say Richie couldn’t have felt the worst about Max’s death like Jon said because of “I don’t think we’ll have to worry about Max ever again 🥳” but to be fair, feeling the worst about Max’s death was, like, a really low bar. Like maybe he didn’t feel that bad, but he felt worse than Grace “it’s an act of God” Chasity, Peter “everything is objectively better” Spankoffski, Kyle “fuck that guy” Clauger and all the people skipping and singing through the hallway by a small marigin.
#this is /silly and all in good fun all love to people who do genuinely like the interpretation of Richie feeling the worst /gen#also I do think Grace harbored guilt for it hence doubling down on the act of god stuff to justify it to herself#this is a dumb shitpost please don’t take me too seriously here#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield#grace chasity#max jagerman#kyle clauger#richie lipschitz#peter spankoffski
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I WAS TRYING TO ASK HOW WOULD HIS EXOSKELETON UNDER HIS 'EXOSKELETON' LOOK BUT I PHRASED IT TERRIBLY AND MY PFP ISNT MAKING IT ANY BETTER
#prismos search history^#not for nefarious reasons but just cause hes curious and has no clue how bugs work/cant ask him directly cause that would be real awkward#this is terrible#im sharing this here as well because i must admit it is a bit funny#BUT I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT ! ! IM JUST AWFUL AT WORDS#my ass got lampooned over this so fast#im just trying to design him a proper exoskeleton#ALSO MY FRIEND ASKED FOR A IMAGE TO LIKE MAKE SENSE OF HIS EXOSKELETON BUT I SENT THE WRONG ONE AND IT JUST MAKES IT LOOK WORSE 4 ME#this is how i die#adventure time#fionna and cake#scarab the god auditor
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