#the gods must die
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blam-marie · 8 months ago
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Finally have a decent blurb for The Gods Must Die, I think. Let me know what you all think about that:
Callahan Pandraken is a warrior princess, and she is prophetized to die while killing the shadow king who will try to invade her land. She has lived her entire life with that knowledge, but after an ill-advised tryst with the man in question, it comes out that HE was not previously aware of their shared destiny. Unwilling to die simply because the gods deemed it so, the shadow king Mordecai DeFirce renounces his plans of conquest. When he shows up unannounced at Tintagonal castle for peace talks, Callahan sees it as victory. The gods, however, see it as an insult. No one should be allowed to renounce their destiny; not even the villain. As they set forth to separate the happy couple and force a war between both kingdoms, Callahan must make a choice between the prophecy that has shadowed her entire life, or the terrifying path of rebellion and True Love. And in order to rescue the Shadow King and save her kingdom from war, the path seems clear; the gods must die.
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liminally-charged · 7 months ago
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I have a minor gripe with people calling themselves "god" or "goddess". I don't really care if that title gets you going, or if you're doing some heavy roleplaying stuff, or if you have to compensate for something. That's not my issue.
My issue is that eventually, humanity will come for the gods. We are destined to do so, it is our right and duty as a species. Someday we'll overcome the divine shackles that bind us to this limited plane of existence. We'll descend upon heaven and hell with a host uncountable, and we'll decimate the ancient pillars of creation. Lucifer laid bare, dessicated on his throne. The eternal wheel unhinged, shattered into pieces and cast into the umbral void. From nothing we'll return time and time again to launch our righteous crusades against the pearly gates.
There will be a time when your allegiances will be tested. Your soul will be weighed. And when you're staring at the wrong end of a hallowed shotgun, the hammer falls, screaming down the barrel to herald your inevitable demise... maybe you'll realize that you chose the wrong side. We'll destroy the gods. Don't be one of them.
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floweroflaurelin · 6 months ago
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I’mma sing you a sacred psalm
On your knees, pray along…
We did a Hatchetfield marathon recently and my decade-long on-again off-again Starkid obsession came ROARING back!! Grace Chasity was designed to appeal to everything I love to paint, so naturally here I am ✨
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rooolt · 9 months ago
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I know the intrepid heroes were largely joking about it, but the idea of kipperlily having a huge awful crush on riz is sooooo funny to me. Girl with longstanding anger issues and the capacity to orchestrate the death of a supposedly close ally in service of her goals with a crush on world’s most aroace boy. I fear the consequences will be nuclear
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angsty-art-ist · 1 year ago
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are we gonna have a problem?
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yourlocalabomination · 1 year ago
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Your honour, they were simply just in a silly goofy mood.
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diesmercurii · 1 year ago
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oh god Ted ranting about how Alice is dead and Bill should give up
looking back. he’s definitely grieving. he knows Peter didn’t make it
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just-some-normal-jessica · 1 year ago
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personal HCs of the human lords in black
yeah i based em off of the canon npmd ones with some nmt-lore-related details. it's all just for funsies rlly
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vaguelydreaming · 8 months ago
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"oh pete is trans" "no richie is trans" "ethan is trans"
you fools. you absolute buffoons. EVERYONE in hatchetfield is trans. steph? trans. macnamara? trans. miss holloway? trans.
what do you think the t in hatchetfield stands for?
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yourlegacysnotyourstosee · 1 year ago
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Just watched Jons tgwdlm watch party and in the last 5 minutes he was like “yeah I think Pauls probably bi” SIR YOU CANNOT JUST DROP THIS INFORMATION ON ME??????
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someawkwardnerd · 10 months ago
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lautski on the bus
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welcometogrouchland · 7 months ago
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Disgustingly messy and crusty sketch dump but I couldn't get my own terrible theory out of my head and ended up making a bunch of sketches about it. Also at the end a bonus dickbats and Damian doodle bc I was reading an issue of their Batman and Robin run (IDs in Alt)
#dc comics#dc#batfamily#batman#damian wayne#stephanie brown#tim drake#dick grayson#cassandra cain#duke thomas#anyway. zdarsky run sure is something huh?#its still so funny to me that half of 148 was leaked a few days before like someone has it OUT for that book over at bleeding cool ig#i don't necessarily think this theory will come true I'm just imagining how stupid it would be if it did#I'm not super happy with the dialogue in the cass+duke+dick comic but i felt my og dialogue might've read too fanon#mainly just bc cass' last sentence was originally shorter/just ellipses and duke said smthin like ''wait? villain arc?''#which you could easily find in wayne family adventures. even tho it would've been appropriate for this situation 😭#now the dialogue just sounds kind of generic (esp cass') and it's BOTHERING ME AUGHH. this is the comic book fandom panopticon /j#anyway Bruce is in the retirement home in this scenario /j#me n my friends were talking over discord and came up w the cursed scenario that jason is tims robin in this (apart of the 'redemption' arc#-that he's been nail gunned with in this run. god this run is so weird when it comes to jason. like it doesn't outright dislike him-#-like it clearly does damian and (more obviously) cass steph and duke) but the tone of everything w jason is still bizarre#god. anyway yeah i didn't draw him but please picture grown man tank Jason in the robin undies (ala tt 03 but dare i say better)#also the dick being silly sketch was bc the issue i was reading had damian refer to dick as 'jolly'#specifically like ''unreasonably jolly'' or something like that (god i love when ppl find dicks cheerfulness deeply unsettling hehehe)#and i thought it was so funny. bc damian met dick when we has going through his ''bruce is dead'' depression-#-and STILL thought that dick was extremely unserious. he sees happy dick and is like ''what is wrong w you. genuinely''#but at the same time he loves it#i need to stop reading their batman and robin run so scatteredly (or i can just reread nightwing must die...always a possibility)#anyway yeah 👍 bad sketches be upon you#mine
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soapcan18 · 1 month ago
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I absolutely LOVE Wiggly’s characterization in NPMD. He’s in the show for less than ten minutes and he fuckin STEALS it.
Obviously he’s terrifying in Black Friday, that’s HIS show, but throughout the entire show he keeps up the cutesy persona to trick the characters, occasionally saying something rlly fucked up but still in that register (“RIGHTTT THE FUUUUCK UPPP” and “DEEECKKK THE HALLSS WITH UR GUTSY WUTSIES”).
But in NPMD, he’s a bit different and it’s INTENTIONAL. During The Summoning, he’s still using cutesy-speak, but his voice is a bit deeper as he’s not presenting as an innocent plushie anymore, he’s asserting his power over the teens and toying with them. When he gets excited, he loses the act and yells “WHATEVER WE WANT???” is a deeper tone. When he gets pissed, him and the rest of the LIB scream “WE DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PHONE!” Finally, at the end of The Summoning, he’s completely dropped the act: “Pay the price, or FUCK OFF.” He doesn’t care if the teens go through with the deal or not, and because he’s not actively being worshipped by them or exploiting them like in Black Friday, he doesn’t bother with the niceties or particularly care. Overall, he just seems very done with them by the end of the song (bro did NOT wanna be summoned).
THEN, the final time we hear him, he grabs hold of Max and shows himself. His voice is the deepest it’s EVER been, and there’s NO cutesy-speak to be found except the teasing “Maxie” nickname. He’s ELATED to have another soul, and fully yells: “You’re in my world now, BITCH.” THIS is the true Wiggly—not masking his intent with friendliness, not playing nice to manipulate someone, not even toying with them, just FULL sadistic pleasure to have another soul to claim. And that’s SUCH an epic high note to end the character on.
Hats off to Jon for being to portray such a horrifying, larger-than-life character with such depth and depravity, not to mention his INCREDIBLE voice work and physical acting. I didn’t even note Wiggly’s terrifying laugh yet; I fuckin LOVE it and you can hear it in NPMD if you pay attention.
In summary, Wiggly is the best. Thank you.
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navycat305 · 1 year ago
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Something something Max Jagerman prevented Pete from shooting his shot with Steph when he was alive by beating him up and then prevented Steph from shooting her shot with Pete as a ghost by stopping the fucking bullet she was trying to shoot him with
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rhondafromhr · 30 days ago
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People say Richie couldn’t have felt the worst about Max’s death like Jon said because of “I don’t think we’ll have to worry about Max ever again 🥳” but to be fair, feeling the worst about Max’s death was, like, a really low bar. Like maybe he didn’t feel that bad, but he felt worse than Grace “it’s an act of God” Chasity, Peter “everything is objectively better” Spankoffski, Kyle “fuck that guy” Clauger and all the people skipping and singing through the hallway by a small marigin.
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time-woods · 1 year ago
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I WAS TRYING TO ASK HOW WOULD HIS EXOSKELETON UNDER HIS 'EXOSKELETON' LOOK BUT I PHRASED IT TERRIBLY AND MY PFP ISNT MAKING IT ANY BETTER
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