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i'm trying to be less negative on here. i'm trying to be positive, and not negative [hands start shaking, diastolic pressure increases by 8 millimeters] and gracious too

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(person with normal hobbies and interests voice) hey do you guys wanna see some good screenshots from my screenshots folder

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very important people is so unhinged from the guest comedian's perspective. like you get an email from sam reich asking if you want to come play ??someone?? on a show. you don't know what you're getting into but you say yes because it's a gig and you've been promised some level of Fun. you get there and spend 2-3 hours in the makeup chair being actively lied to and gaslit by the costuming team. they spray shit in your mouth. they put shit in your eyes. you can't rotate your hips because of the prosthetics. then they give you a mirror and half an hour max to scramble for Something Funny before you are unceremoniously thrown into the waiting jaws of vic fucking michaelis, who is deep in character as the most haunted freak you've ever met and running on four shots of espresso three hours of sleep + a dream. and people still came back for season 2.

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Tough case. (i sincerely hope clicking on the image restores some of the quality, tumblr did more than just take a bite out of the resolution it had it for a damn 3 course meal)

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she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy

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There was a Very Charming old photo of Kirsten’s summer gear that I saw a few months back that inspired me to make a bunch of art of Kirsten. That last piece was me attempting to make a postcard, but I lost steam on it (couldn’t figure out a good way to render the background). 

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I just started Fantasy High and these two are my immediate faves.

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great witch shelby: i am a really strong and powerful witch don't mess with me joey

also great witch shelby:

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"Um...I have a confession to make: Baron's not real."

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This image is part of my vocabulary now

I quote it without thinking. I have got my friend quoting it. It’s powerful.

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Felt intellectual

(i have no friends to find this funny with me)

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cheers to whoever wrote literally the most perfect angela prompt imaginable

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I genuinely think Philomena Cunk interview questions are academically valuable in that 1. They force experts to consider ridiculous scenarios they never would have thought of having to deal with and 2. They test the ability of academics to explain their fields to laypeople and challenge the idea that “everybody knows xyz.” I think part of all higher level degree programs should involve having to get interviewed by Philomena Cunk

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It really says something that a lot of monogamous people consider polyamorous and aromantic to be "opposites" but every polyam person I know took one look at aromantics and said "they're just like me for real"