#the gay grapes

[redrosyrose]

sirius convinced his brother to eat 12 grapes when the clock strikes midnight.although regulus objected because it’s obviously wouldn’t bring them any luck.

however they were still able to stuff all 12 of them before midnight.half for each of course because sirius insisted that they’re like one grape,attached with the other.

and sirius choked on the last one,which cause regulus to burst in laughter but eventually he choked on his last too.

meanwhile remus & james grinned like madman while snapping hundred of their pics

[karmesean]

SO THAT NEW SHORT HUH ..💜💚

[ahalliance]

shoutout to soarinng for kicking off the gay pandas with two gay ass moments right after the other (transcript below)

Kenny: It is love we need

Etoiles: Yeah we need love, too

Soarinng: Okay we follow you, we follow you

Shubble: Oh

Kenny: Helloooo

Soarinng: Hiii

Etoiles: Hellooo

Shubble: Is that our team—?

Etoiles: (laughs) No, it’s not—

Soarinng: (picks daisy)

Kenny: No, it’s not

Soarinng: Okay, Kenny, Kenny

Kenny: It’s me, it’s me

Soarinng: Take, take for you (gives Kenny the daisy)

Kenny: (gasps)

Soarinng: (kisses him on the cheek with a ‘Mwah’ sound)

Kenny: Thank you!

Etoiles: (laughs) Mwah

Mynthos: Ah, c’est de la merde. Je peux plus courir déjà [trans: Ah, this is shitty. I already can’t run anymore]

Etoiles: T’inquiètes, bro, c’est— le début c’est, c’est chiant— [trans: Don’t worry, bro, the beginning is annoying—]

Soarinng: No güey, una cruz, mira [trans: No way, a cross, look]

Etoiles: —et après, dès qu’on va trouver des mobs et tout ça va être beaucoup plus facile [trans: —but after, once we find some mobs and everything it’ll be much easier]

Soarinng: Qué sexi suena hablando de francés [de tipo] [trans: How sexy he sounds speaking French]

Etoiles: (laughs) Sexy francés?

Soarinng: No, no, no— (laughs) me entendió, me entendió [trans: He understood me, he understood me]

Etoiles: Sexy francés, okayyyy

Soarinng: (laughs) Sorry, sorry

Etoiles: Sexy francéeeees, man

[clo3erz]

Hoping on to the bandwagon

Plot twist : Green’s music is already very homosexual

[extravagantliar]

hey veterinary question for the class why was Solas eating grapes

[grape-jucie-dog]

After Tonight by TE/MO (Teagan Earley) on repeat + Athena = Oh my good gods I'm super gay

(she's definitely tipsy or drunk in this)

Aphrodite definitely picked the outfit because Athena would NEVER (Well. Maybe. Depends if she's feeling particularly bold.)

(This is actually for a future chapter for my Athena and Pallas AU fic that I couldn't help but draw now lol)

[imaginal-ai]

"Bacchus at the Fall Harvest" (0003)

(More of The Bacchanalia Series)

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[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

this just in: got any grapes duck gay

[reconnecting1254]

grapes :)

[endrimer]

this is how grape duo works right

based on this thing

[oopsallsticks]

Uhh pretty random buuut

What's your opinion on ava/m ships? Do you like any of 'em?

Idk if this was answered before or not mb.

Ooooh no hasn't been asked b4! So this is B speaking, as Yoole is currently suffering from the vid, withering away. But we've discussed our versions of the boys and how we would have them be in (hypothetical) relationships.

So with our lineup we have decided that Victim, Chosen, and Second are siblings, where Dark isn't (at least for the canon timeline) so we are usually heavy Chodark shippers. Because Chodark is hilarious. And angsty af so I love it!

While we enjoy Polysticks, which is sort of a general HC for the color gang and purple, we do agree in Grape Duo, Lemon Berry and Secred supremacy. That's just.. chefs kiss. But again, we like to imagine the others slowly getting used to/liking each other, I especially like SecondxPurple and Yoole especially likes Apple Duo.

VicxAgent is definitely my ride or die but I personally have a soft spot for the other missionaries butting into their relationship and it being a whole complicated poly-esc? Ship. Like problematic Polysticks vibes.

Also, side note, in aus we tend to make Dark and Red siblings! I think it's super fitting and it's funny if there's Chodark and Secred lol

[moonfil]

[joseline-woodhouse]

You cannot possibly tell me Princess Peach Showtime isn't gay.

Both the protagonist and the antagonist are fruits, literally. Peach and Grape.

There's nothing straight about this

[rosies-den]

Yeah Bowser x Luigi is cool but have you considered Princess Peach x Madame Grape enemies to lovers slowburn?

[coulson-is-an-avenger]

rereading the beginning of moby dick is so fucking funny. ishmael really walks onto the page like "hi call me ishmael. that may or may not be my real name but don't worry about it. oftentimes i want to kill myself so bad i go to sea about it, btw have you ever had the roast fowl in new bedford? it's so good. anyways here's how i got married to a fellow seaman in a hotel" and you're only like 10 pages in

[thatonetwig]

Candy Grapes Headcanons! (Chujin x Starlo x Dalv x El Baliador)

Chujin:

• His tail always starts wagging out of happiness whenever he sees any of his boyfriends.

• Chujin often gives his partners small robots or other little inventions as gifts (they usually end up exploding or malfunctioning, but they appreciate the gesture anyway).

• ALWAYS chooses to watch Ben 10 on movie nights...part of the reason why they rarely let him choose.

• He loves headpats and belly rubs, and it doesn't help that Chujin is the fluffiest out of the four of them.

• He has insomnia, but he always sleeps peacefully if he's cuddling with his partners in bed.

Dalv:

• He only feels comfortable sharing excerpts from his books and samples of his songs with his partners (they love them everytime).

• Dalv loves being in the middle because he gets to be surrounded by fluffiness, hugging him tightly from all sides.

• He made a music box with the help of Kanako and Axis to help all of them whenever they struggle to sleep (Dalv composed the song and Kanako and Axis made the music box itself).

• He likes to surprise his boyfriends with a kiss on the cheek whenever he sees them, and they're facing away from him.

• The concerned one. He sometimes gets worried for them even over small things, and it's up to them to calm him down.

Starlo:

• Gives his partners gun training lessons on weekends for their safety (Bailador doesn't like to use them, and Dalv and Chujin can't even hold one properly).

• He thinks of himself as the charismatic one in the relationship, but his boyfriends prove him wrong every time by showering him in compliments and just watching him melt into a puddle of embarrassment.

• Gave his partners sheriff's badges as tokens of his love for them (Bailador wears it openly on his costume while Dalv wears it under his cloak and Chujin under his kimono).

• Starlo sometimes likes to serenade his partners whenever they are bored or in bed, making the mood all the more romantic.

• Unironically a very good chef. He loves to cook for his boyfriends, especially corn-based meals.

El Bailador:

• Loves to sneak up on his boyfriends from behind and lift them up into a tight hug.

• Knows that his partners aren't as passionate about dancing as he is, so he instead teaches them more calming and elegant dances like waltzes.

• Huge motivator. Dalv is struggling to come up with the next part of his song? Bailador performs a dance tailored to the genre of music it is to try and give him ideas. Chujin is frustrated with what he's working on? Bailador is there to comfort him and tell him to take a break.

• Whenever they're in bed, he sometimes likes to scoop up all of his partners into one big group hug with lots of kisses.

• He's the alarm clock for his partners. In the morning, they're always woken up by Bailador dancing around excitedly and encouraging them to get up for the day.

Bonus! Axis and Kanako:

• Having known Dalv, Starlo, and Bailador prior to them getting together, Kanako was very happy to hear that she was getting them as her three new stepdads.

• Axis, on the other hand, was...very confused. ("WHAT? SO, YOU’RE MY CREATOR, BUT HE IS TOO? HE IS? HE IS AS WELL- I DON'T GET IT.")

• Dalv gives them music lessons whenever they come over (Kanako plays the flute and Axis plays an Otamatone).

• Chujin used to let Starlo train Kanako how to shoot guns...and revoked those lessons the same day when she almost shot him and Axis by accident.

• Axis pulls the, "YOU AREN’T MY CREATOR", card whenever he doesn't want to listen to any of Chujin's partners.

• In addition to dance lessons, Bailador also teaches Spanish to Kanako and Axis when he can. In return, they teach him some Japanese (the first word Axis taught him was, "Kuso").

• Kanako gave each of Chujin's partners a string with a gold bell attached to it to welcome them into the family, and Axis gave them nametags with their names engraved on them from the Steamworks (he didn't know what else to gift them and those were the best he could think of).

And that's it for now! I hope you all enjoyed reading this very long list of headcanons!