#he like. walks u thru his suicidal ideation like its normal and then never circles back to it like???? hey bro YOU GOOD?

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rereading the beginning of moby dick is so fucking funny. ishmael really walks onto the page like "hi call me ishmael. that may or may not be my real name but don't worry about it. oftentimes i want to kill myself so bad i go to sea about it, btw have you ever had the roast fowl in new bedford? it's so good. anyways here's how i got married to a fellow seaman in a hotel" and you're only like 10 pages in