#the game has been fun so far though fr

[ri4naaa]

.............i caved

[i-love-my-exhoes]

Loving dragons dogma 2 so far.

Barely 10 minutes into the game and this pawn I hired who's master was CAPCOM ITSELF commented on the amount of 'private guests' his master entertained

[yourheart-inmyhands]

My brain is acting up again 😭

Yan! Diluc, Zhongli (I swear I love this man) and Dottore having a conversation with their darling and out of nowhere they spill facts about how to hide a body or make it decompose faster.

If they ask how they know they just chuckle and continue their conversation.

They got it from Reddit fr 💀

- Weird anon ✨

ah i am also obsessed with death and decomposition, with a good mix of anatomy, though i try to avoid just finding random facts, i buy textbooks and research books about the topics to further my knowledge on the subjects :3c

Warning: this post contains yandere-themes, including obsessive behaviors, mentions of violence, lots of talk about death and facts about death, creepy behavior, as well as other potential topics. Please read at your own risk!

Diluc:

He finds it amusing at first, not really commenting on it and simply letting it be. Soon enough though he starts sharing facts of his own, making minor corrections or suggestions to the ones you bring up. Sometimes he even adds on to what you already have, changing the course of the conversation momentarily.

It’s not talked about often but Diluc is no longer allowed in Snezhnaya for a reason, he’s seen more than his fair share of bloodshed and has no problem offering you better suggestions than what you previously thought to be best. 

He makes a little game out of it, even going as far as to offer to test your claims. Diluc doesn’t see the harm in it, if anything he’s merely indulging in your interests, bonding with you over it. Strange as it is, he thinks it’s fun.

“Did you know the main reason why corpses smell so bad is because when people die, their bladder empties out?” Diluc chuckles at your question, the conversation shifting from possible dinner options to that of death was nothing new to him, yet it never failed to amuse him. “I did. Did you know it’s because when you die every muscle in your body relaxes, which means anything in your bowels is emptied out, no longer held back?” A bit of a tangent never hurts, especially not when it comes to a topic you seem so sporadically fascinated with. Diluc could sit here and watch you talk about this endlessly, the way your face suddenly lights up as you blurt out a random, off-topic fact. It was like seeing a kid walk into a candy store.

Zhongli:

Zhongli takes it a bit too seriously, often correcting you on common misconceptions or myths. He’s still lighthearted about it, but he doesn’t want his beloved darling to be in the wrong about this kind of thing.

He’d hate to see your spirit crushed by someone else, their offense to the sudden topic change springing up as a rebuttal. He’s simply protecting you this way, making sure that no one can challenge anything you say.

All his knowledge doesn’t come from nowhere though, so do keep that in mind should you ever try to challenge him on anything. Not only has he lived far longer than you, but he and his spear have seen, and done, many things

“Zhongli! Did you know that after death, your hair and fingers still grow for a short period of time?” Pausing mid-explanation, Zhongli processes what you said before smiling fondly at you. “No, my gem, they do not. It is actually the skin shrinking back from loss of moisture. That movement of the skin gives the appearance of the nails and hair growing.” Zhongli doesn’t falter even the slightest in his correction, merely stating it as if it were common knowledge, which it ought to be. This is a fairly common occurrence, with your little interruptions being met with either encouragement from Zhongli, or simply corrections.

Dottore:

He’s probably the worst to bring this up around as he likes to make a competition out of it, going back and forth about gruesome facts until one or the other caves.

Not only has Dottore learned a lot about death, but he’s been responsible for just as many. His knowledge far extends past the random facts you collect.

It’s not surprising that Dottore knows more than you, he never holds it against you though. Every time he wins a little bit of the banter between the two of you he sees it as a win for both of you. You get more facts and he gets to assert his position of higher power over you.

“Rigor mortis occurs 6-12 hours after a death but can last 18-36 hours before the body returns to being soft and floppy.” Dottore doesn’t even falter as you shift the conversation, easily following your lead. “Suffocation is more than just a painful way to die. Oftentimes victims of suffocations will try to free or save themselves to no avail as their limbs will cease function, this is because their brain is trying to preserve oxygen which leads to them being unable to free themself and dying.” The smile on his face is only a few inches wider than normal, his eyes twinkling with the same challenging shine that always comes through when you bring up death. If you weren’t well aware of his affections for you, you’d almost believe he loved talking about death more than he loved you.

[evertidings]

— DECEMBER 2023.

accomplishments.

happy new year everyone ! i hope 2024 has been going well for you all !! now, as you know, at the beginning of each month i give you all an update as to what i’ve been up to. truthfully though, december was a dull month. i was focusing on my exams and decided to take a break from writing after that burnt me out. so, word count wise, we’re not looking at a lot. you could almost say i’m at the same spot i was when we started in november, but with my motivation replenished from my break, i’m ready to start up again.

while progress for chapter eleven has been slow, i’m really happy with the direction it’s taking so far. there’s not much to say since i’ve written so little, but it’s exploring some themes i’ve been itching to dive into for a while and wrapping up some key ideas.

i’m not sure how long it’ll be until the chapter release, but either way, you’ll be getting something in february for my three year (!!!) anniversary. i’ve already decided what i’m writing for it and what it’s going to be, so you’ll have to keep an eye out. initially, i was going to post a poll asking how interactive you want the special to be, but i’ve since decided that if i want it to come out on time, i’m going to have to make some restrictions for myself. so, unfortunately due to time restraints and hopefully putting less pressure on myself, it’s not going to be as interactive as the main game but i still expect it to be a fun time.

sorry for being so mia on here lately. i have a bunch of asks to get to and i don’t know when i will, so please forgive me. eventually. i promise. (maybe i should hire a secretary fr).

much love <3

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[odusseus-xvi]

For people who didn't follow that much the french ccs, here are their thoughts of the smp, Pomme, and what they plan to do with it next :

Baghera Jones : Most of you probably followed her so you know already she is the most enthusiastic about Pomme. (she actually said multiple times "I have problem for getting attached to quickly don't I" and the other four said every time "yes, yes you have"). She is also having a lot of fun and said she'd come back often.

Aypierre : He is the most interested in Pomme of the other four and actually said he would take care of her as much as she needed, that he probably only trusts Baghera with Pomme, and that he would actually be ready to log everyday to take care of her if he had to. He also tweeted about having the time of his life on this server and thanked Quackity for inviting him.

Antoine Daniel (DaMezzanine in game) : He is VERY confused, as he is probably the least skilled and knowledgeable about minecraft cc of ALL the server currently, but he also said he was having fun, and though the chaos took him a bit aback, that it was probably just because it was an event, and so a lot of people was there at the same time in the same place. He finished by saying he willl definitely come back because he already has ideas for great dirt palaces. It's not so much that he doesn't care about Pomme, but more that he is not sure what's happening.

Kameto : So unfortunately I haven't been able to follow him much, but from what I've seen, he is having fun, and though he doesn't seem to care about Pomme that much, he is motivated enough to help the others take care of her.

Etoiles (he had a LONG stream so it's a bit longer) : So to those who haven't seen him, he probably made a BIG impression on the admins ; when he was alone with Cellbit, Forever and Bad at the computer and that they where arguing about what to do, he found a way to break it, and when they made it impossible to put blocks around it afterwards, he almost did it again, but refused to because "it probably wasn't rp". They have also repeatedly thrown lighting at him, and his only reaction was laughing his ass off (I love this man). At some point, he was so far from the main land because he was doing dungeons after dungeons, getting op stuff (on his first fr**king day, he's incredible) and they sent the BINARY MONSTER AFTER HIM, his only reaction being "oh, hey it's you." *hits it twice, dips unscathed*. He interestingly said multiple times that he didn't trust Pomme, and that she would probably die soon anyway, although at the end of the stream he checked a few times if she was doing alright (what's incredibly funny is that the other four french are more afraid of HIM killing Pomme that any of the monsters.). Mid stream he said it was fun and he would probably come back for events and from time to time nothing more, but the more he played and the more he saw the extents of the fucked up mobs he could hunt for sport, the more enthusiasthic he got, and he ended up staying live for 8 hours exploring, doing dungeons and hunting. He said he will come back more often than he originally intended.

[madamechrissy]

♡ Time after Time ♡

♡ ♡ Pairings ♡ ♡ CEO! Satoru Gojo x Fem Reader

♡ ♡ Warnings ♡ ♡ MDNI- Cunnilingus, explicit sex, choking, rough sex, office sex, fingering, Sato/ Sugu hinted at, Satoru is a little shit in this chapter lol, angry sex, dirty talk, fr Satoru never shuts tf up but he fks so good.

♡ ♡ Summary ♡ ♡ Gojo Satoru is your boss And you've been his head assistant for over two years now. You do everything for him, including and not limited to cleaning his messes, picking out his clothes, and writing his speeches. Sixteen hour days... night calls... You are tired of being overworked and at his beck and call. You decide you are going to put in your two weeks notice. He is shocked, and wants to try to keep you, because you're the best. But you know better. Right? . You really wanna fucking quit. You also wanna fuck him. Also, fuck him.

A/N (Kinda has 'two weeks notice' vibes a bit! No use of y/n.) Fully finished on Ao3 but I'm going to slowly get it all up here! (Gojo's POV in itallics)

Chapter 8 - Masterlist

Chapter 9

You knock on Gojo’s office door at around noon the next day, smoothing down your black business skirt, and Gojo shouts ‘come on in’. You turn open the brass knob, and his office is bright and airy. Suguru Geto and Satoru Gojo have their arms over each other's shoulders and are laughing about something when you walk in. You smile at the two friends, shutting the door behind you.

“Hit those blinds.” Gojo said casually, and you pushed the button then, curiously licking your lower lip. “Come here, pretty.”

You flush as you look at Suguru, who simply is smiling with his eyes lidded, as if he already knew more than he should. “It’s okay, I already knew you all would be dating once I saw you at that charity ball.”

“We… are? Dating?” You walk a little closer, studying Gojo, who has his eyes raking up and down your body, vividly making you recall last night.

“What else could ‘you’re mine’ mean silly girl?” He rolled his eyes behind those shades that hung low over a perfect nose, holding out two fingers and calling you over. “She’s book smart but clueless.”

“Satoru, you’re just a whole idiot though.” Suguru said, and you grinned, making Gojo sigh and swipe a hand through his silky white hair.

“You two like each other an awful lot. Hmm. Maybe I’m getting jealous.” He pulled you against him, then, and you grew nervous.

“Oh god, what’re you up to?” You demanded, trying to pull your arm out of his grip. His grin was wide, and he raised brows at Suguru, who simply sat down in Gojo’s chair, legs wide, smirking at you in a way you had never seen. “Oh shit, and what are you up to?”

“Just going along with his dumb idea really. It gives me a break from work.” Geto took your other hand, and you flushed, as each of them now held you, looking at both of them wildly.

“Have you two lost your minds? Need me to leave so you all can kiss?” You earned a laugh from Geto but Gojo just glared at you like a maniac, pressing forward, stepping closer and closer until you fell back, right on to Suguru’s lap.

“Suguru thinks you’re really pretty, you know.

Do you think he’s hot? I wonder…” Gojo was caressing your jaw, bent low, one hand on the chair above you and Geto. You scowl up at him, and he seems to love it.

“You’re such a dick. What game are you up to?”

“It could be a fun one.” Gojo pulled out your bun, letting your hair fall over your face, and then he was easing off your blazer, leaving you in your blouse and skirt, which he popped a button or two off.

You smack at his hands. “This isn’t a peep show, dickhead.”

“I love when you’re a bitch to me, oof. Suguru, how pretty does she look like this?” He turned your body, to where you now sat on one of his hard thighs, facing him a bit, and Geto gave you a look far too sensual, dark brown eyes glinting with the same deviance Gojo had.

“Very, very pretty.” He said, and you cover your face now, mortified, and Geto and Gojo were snickering as they tortured you.

“Oh God. Satoru, I’m not this freaky, I’m going to have to disappoint you.” Gojo raised a brow as you peered back up at him.

“Oh no?”

“No.” You squirm, and then pause yourself, cursing, because even though you loved Gojo, you did have a vagina, and the thoughts raging in your brain about these two were fucking obscene. You literally wanted to fall in a hole.

You felt the pressure of Suguru’s big hand on your thigh as you sat on his lap, mortified as Gojo teased you, knowing Geto could likely feel your heat as you struggled to stay still made everything a million times more embarrassing. Gojo’s smirk was cruel, leaning forward, tilting up your chin to make you meet his eyes, glittering and wild, full of desire now.

“Oh sweetheart, you want this, don’t you? Such a little slut you’re becoming, and so quickly.” He leaned forward, pressing you further against Suguru, and you trembled, gritting your teeth.

“I do not want two men… at once.” You bit out, and Gojo hummed, running long fingers down your throat.

“No fantasies of this? Of us?” You shook your head quickly. “Hmm, do you believe her, Suguru?”

“Ahem…” He shifted a bit under you with a little grab on the curve of your waist, leaning over to peek at your red face. “Oh, no, she’s thought of it. Or she’s thinking of it now.”

“No! You’re supposed to be my friend.” You scowl down at Suguru, who is enjoying the torture as much as Gojo, abashed grin on handsome features.

“I’ve shared a lot of women with him.” Gojo wrapped his arms around you both, and you felt so overheated you wanted to strip, blood pressure rising. Gojo kissed your cheek gently, then went to kiss Suguru on the cheek with a loud smack sound, and he grimaced, wiping it off, making Gojo throw back his head with a laugh. “Haven’t we, buddy?”

“When we were younger, we did.” He admitted, and you looked at them both with shock then. “Much younger.”

“Yep then you got so boring .” Gojo rolled his eyes and stuck out his tongue, and Suguru laughed, shaking you slightly, making the situation between your thighs a million times worse.

“No, you just started fucking with a lot of questionable women.”

“True. Hmm, but you’d fuck her, wouldn’t you?”

“Satoru!” You shouted, but he just grinned, sliding down his dark blue shades fully, pressing you against his friend, his hard chest against your breasts as Suguru’s was against your back.

“She is really beautiful.” Suguru said softly, caressing your face, and you squealed then, jumping up.

“Oh my god! What… you… you two should just date, assholes!”

You scowled at their laughter, and Gojo was pushing you back again, but you refused to sit, instead Suguru stood, and you were sandwiched between the two men, well over six foot tall, and you were so short and… your nipples were hard, and your body was on fire. Gojo���s eyes darted to your breasts as if he could see through your bra and blouse.

You needed to get out of there.

“You wouldn’t want us both, hmm?” Gojo whispered, thumbs flicking over the peaks of your breasts, making you want to cry out. You blinked rapidly, mouth sputtering. “Words, baby girl. Use them.”

“Who wouldn’t fantasize about this? Anyone with a vagina would. Shit, even men would, stupid!” You smacked at Gojo’s chest as he and Suguru laughed.

“Mmm, I knew it! I won’t ever share you, though.” He yanked you to him, kissing you boldly in front of Suguru, who seemed rather unfazed.

“Oh no, I’m rather heartbroken by this.” He teased, as you took a breath, shoving Gojo hard then, and pointing a finger at Suguru.

“What games are you two trying? Little shitheads.”

Gojo pulled you back against him, even as you wiggled. “I wanted to know what level of freak you are deep in there. It was curiosity.”

“Well, I wouldn’t do it!”

“Really… your body says something else.” He taunted you, and Suguru laughed at you two, coming to pat your shoulder.

“He really is a fucking idiot.” He kissed your cheek and winked at you then, and you couldn’t hide your embarrassment.

“I’m mad at you!” You declared half heartedly.

“I’m sorry I played along with him, princess. I think he’s just using this as freaky foreplay though.”

“Oh fuck yes I am.” Gojo snatched you by your waist, and you glared. “Lock my office, would you Suguru?”

“No! I’m not playing your games, psycho, I’ll go back to work.” You went to move but Gojo had his fingertips under your skirt so fast your head spun.

“Hmm… this was actually fun, and weird.” He rolled his eyes, shaking his head as you and Gojo stood there, scowling at each other. “Don’t be too loud, you two crazy kids.”

Suguru left then, laughing as the door shut and locked behind him, and then you smacked Gojo hard in the face, making him laugh like a psycho, gripping your wrist tightly. “You embarrassed the shit out of me, jerk!”

“You obviously liked that idea. A lot.” He teased in his sing-song voice, sliding a finger against your slick folds with his free hand. You shiver at the touch as desire starts pouring out of you at an embarrassing pace, his fingers pulled back, glistening.

“I wouldn’t fuck anyone else, with you or without. Stupid. Ugh.” You felt a couple tears escape, gasping at how bad you ached for him.

“Good, because I won’t ever share you.” He whispered darkly, grip and look possessive, and you cried out when he slid your skirt up then, flipping you around, bending you over the desk and leaning against you.

“You’re so annoying. Why do I fucking put up with you? I-ah!” His fingers shoved inside you, crooking up just so, his other hand yanking you by your hair.

“Because I do this to you.” He whispered, shoving them in deep, spreading them, stretching you out, sending waves of pleasure that drove you fucking crazy, you were so wet now you were slippery. “You’re fucking soaked. You liked that fantasy, didn’t you? I’ll keep it between us, sweetheart, don't worry.”

His whisper was fucking devious, taunting you, and God if it didn’t succeed, his words as dangerous as his fingers. You turned your head, loosening his grip, licking your lips as you struggled to speak. “I only want you, Satoru.” His eyes softened. “But yes, of course that thought is fucking hot, being used by…”

“Oh no, continue, please, little slut.” He yanked harder on your hair, and you arched your ass in pleasure, wanting more of his fingers in you. “It’s all a fantasy, anyway, you’d want us to use you… how…”

“Don’t do this. You know I’m not very… exper-ah fuck!” You were shaking as you started cumming all over his fingers then, and he slid his hand off your hair, cupping your face.

“I could eat this pussy while you’re bent over this desk, you sucking his dick on the other side.”

“Mnh, Satoru… I… don’t…” He laughed, kissing you gently then, pausing. “Just fantasy talk? Promise?”

“Just fantasy talk. You’re mine . I just really like when you open up to these desires deep in there.” He peppered little kisses down your neck, you gasp when he puts two fingers in your mouth now, and leans down, against your ear. “Hmm. Maybe sucking my cock while he licks you here?” Gojo runs his fingers down to your aching bundle of nerves, sliding in a circle and making you moan, legs shaking as you sucked on his fingers. “Oooh, you liked that one.”

He had total control of you, now, his fingers and hand holding your jaw, then he let you go, pushing you forward until your breasts were against the cool wood of his desk, bending down behind you then. All you could do was moan and mumble incoherently.

“Maybe you’d want us both to lick you here.” He slid his tongue up your slit, and you cried out, wet and hot against where you ached, making you shove your hand on your mouth to quiet it. “Take turns?”

“I’m not… not saying it…”

“Who’d fuck you first, little brat?” His words were hot on your clit, making it more sensitive, and your legs shake as you grow wetter, his hands grabbing your ass hard.

“Satoru…” He laughed then when you tensed as he bit your clit, shocking you. “I don’t think... I-”

He was spreading the lips of your cunt wide, sliding a tongue in, fucking you with it. You fall apart, leaning forward on the desk, screaming pleasure into your palm. “I asked who would fuck you first?”

He was standing now, hand sliding up your ass cheek, laughing softly as your knees nearly buckled. He smacked you hard, when you didn’t answer, making your skin sting. “You! You would fuck me first.” Your words were just a whine.

He paused, and then he was thrusting his hardness in your tight cunt, filling you to the hilt, so deep in this position you could hardly stay still, gripping the desk for stability. “Me first, huh? Good choice, my love. So… would you suck his cock while I did this? While I fuck you from behind?”

You are letting out breathy moans, and his fingers are back to your mouth, teasing your lower lip as your mind runs wild with the images Gojo painted. “Yes, yes I’d suck him while you fuck me.”

Gojo groaned loudly then, yanking you against him to fuck harder, deeper, bending your body backwards by taking your two arms and putting them behind you, pulling you harder on him. “Would you now? Is that where your mind went when you were on his fucking lap?”

“Mnh. Unh. No!”

“No? What were you thinking.”

It was hard to speak, and he slowed his thrusts, still hitting so fucking deep they hurt, but shooting pleasure and pain up through your whole body, making you shake as you gasp for breath. “I… was thinking of you both…”

“Both what?”

“Fuck! Each sucking on my breasts…” Your words were a whisper, and Gojo had you turned around, towards him now, yanking you against him on the desk, those blue eyes as wild as they’d been when he pushed cum in you last night.

“Oh yeah? Like this?” He slid open your top, and licked a nipple, coming out above your lacy bra. You cried out, and his cock was back in you, your legs spread wide around his narrow hips, each stroke slow and deliberate, pulling more and more wetness from you. “Then what went through that dirty fucking mind?”

He was standing, pushing you to lay down, spreading your legs even wider and pressing them up, stretching and filling you beyond your means, you were so close to cumming, but he paused, smirking. “Satoru…”

“Tell me what else and I’ll let you cum.”

“Evil!” You exhaled, infuriated, aching everywhere, head back on the desk as he just stayed still. “Then you’d each touch my thighs.” He slid his fingertips up them, as you spoke, fucking into you once more, making you see stars. “And both of you could kiss down either side of my n-neck… then…”

“Keep going.” His white teeth bit his lower lip as he stroked inside you, slowly filling you more with each one, making thoughts fly away.

Fuck, it was hard to think or speak. “Then you'd finger me and he'd kiss me... I… not as w-wild as you. But.”

“No, it’s hot. It’s you. ” He growled, hand on your throat now, squeezing gently. “You’re all mine, but I like this side of you. I’ll let you think about that, princess, about us taking turns in this perfect pussy.”

He choked you harder, and finally started fucking you, each hit making you nearly jump with the force, head fuzzy, mind floating into the unknown abyss. Gojo grinned above you, so handsome, those long lashes lidded over his eyes, easing his big hand off your throat to pull out of you, making you miss his cock, just to twist you back around, shoving in and filling you up from behind. 

“This pretty cunt is mine though. Mine. Say it.” He demanded, and he was fucking you hard, your tits bouncing against the desk, popping out of your bra, a deep ache starting to build in your stomach, and you struggle not to collapse, not to run damn near, from how much you felt, how much he consumed you.

“Only yours. Only you.” You whispered the words like a mantra with each stroke inside you, against your walls, and then he was tensing, strong hands so tight on your hips while that cock wrecked you that delicate skin would be bruised later. “You… and you're … mine. Mine .”

“Yes, I’m yours. Yours . Fuck.” He grunted then, and you could feel his entire body tense, tilting your head then and kissing you. “Want me to paint these insides, pretty little brat?” You nod fervently, and then his brows drew together, pretty lips parted, watching your ass curve from behind as his thrusts slowed.

“Only you, Satoru.” It was barely a murmur, but he heard it.

He started to come, then, hot and thick streams against you so deep, pulsing and making your tight ring of muscles throb in response. You were coming on him, and his lips drank your screams, as he held your face at an angle, kisses all sloppy, a trail of saliva between you. He held you on his length, pressing, and you felt everything come apart.

“Me. Only. Me.” His brow was sweating, his arms trembling, and then he was kissing you as you all came down from your orgasms, holding you, still inside of you, so connected. “Too much play there, baby girl?” He’d switched from devil Gojo to caring Gojo.

You sigh, shaking your head with a blush. “It was hot as fuck, but please, don’t do that in front of Suguru ever again!”

“I promise.” He eases out of you, and you both hiss at the disconnect, his hands turn your body to him, tilting your chin up. “I can be too much huh?”

“Way too fucking much.”

“I love when you fall apart, lose it, more and more. For me.” His eyes studied you, intense, bright, you felt your breasts rise with each breath. “I’m kind of obsessed with you.”

You blinked a bit. “You are?”

He stayed serious. “You’re all I can think of.”

You shivered, sighing, eyes closing, your body and mind reeling from his words, from his being. “Yeah, me too.”

You two stare at each other when your eyes flutter back open, in the quiet little office, your breaths the only sound aside from the ambient noise of workers talking and typing outside. Gojo was cupping your face, looking at you as if you were the only thing in the world.

“I’m kind of fucking falling.” His words startle you, making you literally swoon, words you would never expect, thumbs sliding against your cheekbones, where your tears of pleasure and frustration had trickled down. You pull him against you, feeling your body tremble, gripping at his jacket, something desperate and animalistic in both of your eyes, then, your matched his craziness.

“Yeah well… I kind of already did fall.”

You tense, eyes slamming shut, as if waiting for him to laugh at you, to ignore you, to get scared. But he sighed softly, saying your name, asking you to open your eyes. You meet his gaze, and he’s still serious, holding your face between his hands, eyes flickering as they study you.

“We’re in fucking deep then, huh?” He mumbled, and you nodded.

“Deep.”

It was so intense, everything, you were mere words away from saying you loved this dickhead.

Fuck.

“How couldn’t you fall for me though? I’m so charming and perfect after all. And my dick of course.” He winked, and you rolled your eyes.

“You’re so wrong for making him do that, by the way!” You shove at his hard chest, he grinned then at you.

“Oh sweetheart, no, he needed no urging. He really does think you’re beautiful, and who could blame him? Look at you.” He kissed your forehead, and laughed as you overheated again. “You probably would’ve wanted to if it were Nanami.”

“No! Not even. You’ll never let that go.” 

“Probably not. Nor this one. You wanna fuck half the office, dear god! Probably even Shoko. Fucking scandalous!”

You're smirking then. “She is very pretty.”

You two laugh together, kissing, hands tangling in each other's hair, and you kind of hate him, but you kind of love… 

Fuck.

“Kiyotaka even?”

“Oh god.”

“He thinks you’re pretty, too.”

“He’s an angel that you don’t deserve.”

“I don’t deserve you.” There was so much emotion, husky in his voice, and you could have stayed there forever.

“That’s not true.” Long fingers caress your hair, smiling just a little sad, and in those moments you realize there is a lot more to him. More you needed to know about this man.

“Let’s clean you up, pretty, come on.”

He leads you to the little bathroom in his office, all blues and golds too, sitting you up on the sink as he gets a little washcloth. He gently cleans between your thighs, making you hiss a bit at how sore you are, tossing that one and peeking at you with concern, hands gentle on your thighs.

“Too rough earlier?” He frowns as he speaks, and you shake your head. “You sure, I kinda railed the fuck out of you.”

“I can handle it.” You watch him laugh, shaking his head, and then he has a little cotton pad, cleaning under your eyes. You enjoy it so much, his tender side, his care.

“You cried a little, some mascara is smudged here.” He swiped a little more, and you studied his strong jaw and pretty lips, as he concentrated on you.

He then pulled out a brush, and he started combing out your hair, pulling you down and turning you away from him. He had the ponytail he’d taken out of your hair earlier on his wrist still, and then he was putting your hair back in your bun from this morning. He was meticulous as you watched you both in the mirror, his eyes focused as he had two bobby pins in between his teeth.

“I really love this. Too much maybe.” You say, and his eyes catch yours in the mirror as he finishes, hugging you against him, bending low, kissing your cheek, two arms around you snug.

“I also love to take care of you. Especially after I make you into such a mess , you know. The least I could do.” He purred those words, and you watched your rosy cheeks, your glittering eyes in the mirror. You could hardly stand anymore if not for his support. “I don’t want to let you go.” He sighed, snuggling against you, his face so pretty it damn near made you forgive anything.

“I don’t want you to.” You shut your eyes, sighing. “But you do pay me to work you know.”

“Mmm… you put in plenty of work just now.” He teased, and then you two eased apart, and you struggled to get your bearings.

“Please, not again though, seriously. It was mean.” He pouted, hands in his pockets, nodding.

“I promise.”

“Okay, let me go.” You pop a kiss, heading towards the office door, and then he yanks at your arm, stopping you in your tracks. “Hmm?”

“I need a better kiss than that.” His lips descended, sweet, soft, licking and nipping your lower lip, making you moan soft into his mouth, breath intermingling, until he eased off a bit, hands caressing your cheeks.

“Satoru…”

“Now you can go back.” He winked, and you took a breath, shaky, turning. “Try not to walk like a deer though. They’ll know.”

You glare back at his smirking face, and flip him off. “Gonna go flirt with Suguru now.”

A glare. “Better not!”

“Maybe he likes deer!”

Gojo was aghast as you walked out, shutting the door and laughing into your hand, luckily everyone was rather busy. You struggled to walk normally, fearing looking like some deer now,  when you went back to your desk, sitting in your seat on aching thighs. Your phone is blinging. You wiggle a bit, and see Gojo’s text, peeking at you through his open blinds now.

Satoru: You better not. You're mine. My beautiful deer.

Yeah, you did erase dick boss as his name finally. But he kinda still was a dick. You look at him, in his fancy fucking black suit in his office, and feel his desire easing out of you. You bite your lip, texting him back.

You: Bambi isn’t a compliment.

Satoru: Why not? He’s adorable.

You giggle, rolling your eyes, then start to feel bold, eyeing him as he sits back in his chair, focused on the phone now.

You: Your cum is sliding out of me.

He tenses, and you grin at the reaction, and that gaze hits you hard even though it’s so far you couldn’t really see his eyes. You know they’re going wild though, and it thrills you to fuck with him after the wild shit he’d pulled this afternoon.

Satoru: Fuck… should I push it back in?

You feel your aching cunt throb, and you lean back in your chair, tilting your head back for a moment.

You: At my desk?!?

Satoru: I’ll do it, brat.

You: Fuck off.

You catch his grin, and blink a bit, trying to focus on the matter at hand, whatever it was you were even doing.

Oh, spreadsheets!

Satoru: You’re coming home with me for the speech writing yeah?

God you’ll never get work done at this rate.

You: I can but I need to grab some clothes to get comfy.

Satoru: I’ll have Kiyotaka buy some to keep at my place.

You feel your stomach do somersaults, your heart falter, at Gojo so casually suggesting you have clothes at his house now.

You: You don’t have to buy any. I can bring some.

Satoru: I like to buy you clothes.

You feel yourself heating back up.

Satoru: I can see that blush from here.

You: Shut it. I have to work!

Satoru: I’m picking out clothes now

You: Okay. Thank you! Now let me get to work, my boss is kinda a dick if I don’t, you know.

Satoru: Bitch.

You’re smiling at your phone when Suguru comes up to your desk, and your blush is back in full force, when he hands you a cup of coffee with a puppy dog eye look that could rival Gojo’s. You manage a glare, sitting the phone down and picking up the cup of coffee.

“Peace offering?” He held his hands up. You sigh, rolling your eyes.

“Better be yummy.” You take a sip, moaning as the french roast hits your tongue, strong how you like it.

“It’s my special stash and everything!”

“Ooh, it is good. Ugh. Forgiven maybe.”

He turned and peered at Gojo, who was grinning, now standing at his doorway, like some sadistic psycho. “Are you sure about this?” Suguru asked, and you giggled, shaking your head.

“I think I had some brain injury when I fell off his boat.” You both laugh, and Gojo starts to pout like a sad little boy, hands in his pockets.

Suguru bends over, and gently fixes your collar, far too close, damn near giving you flashes of the naughty things you and Gojo had said as he’d fucked you on that desk. God you couldn’t bear to look at Suguru now!

“There. It had popped up.” He smoothed it with a wink and a grin, and you felt Gojo’s anger through Geto’s big ass body.

“You two are the worst!” Your words are a hiss.

“Did you enjoy me being the subject?” You got up and shoved him then, and so did Gojo, Shoko and Nanami and the other workers just shaking their heads at you three as if this was normal.

“Fuck off Suguru! Not besties anymore!”

“My heart!” He held his chest as if wounded. “I’ll buy you lunch tomorrow, I promise!”

“Better be sushi.” You tease him, and he bows as if he’s some medieval knight, deep at the waist.

“I shall! Let me know if you all require my services again.” He runs off leaving you mortified, and you are turning away as Gojo yanks you against him in front of everyone. Oohs and ahhs are in the office now, and you want to fall into a hole the third time this morning, truly.

“Ahem. We’re dating!” Gojo announces, throwing a peace sign and a grin, and everyone just kind of shrugs, mumbling that they already knew, with only a couple of people surprised by the news.

“Satoru…” You whisper as Gojo and you stand there, and he kisses your cheek, then.

“Mine.” He then runs off to his office, leaving you to deal with this wreck of a day he’d caused.

Shoko comes up with a hug, pulling you against her. “I’m so happy for you, even if he’s an idiot.”

You smile, snuggling against her. “It’s very new. I don’t know how serious he is yet…”

“Oh, he’s very serious. I’ve known him forever.” Her words put you at ease, your shoulders falling just a bit, less tense. “You just come to me if you need me to smack him around okay?”

You grin. “I’ll probably take you up on that.”

“Gojo, really?” Nanami said, and you pulled away from Shoko with a little sigh, nodding. “Well shit.”

“We had an office bet you’d end up with Nanami.” Shoko admitted, and you blinked.

“A bet?”

“We have dating bets in the office all the time. I had you for Nanami even. Shit. I owe Suguru money now.” Shoko rolled her eyes. “I need a smoke break.” She kissed your cheek and darted off.

“Nanami…” You started, and he smirked, all handsome in his suit.

“I like you two together. I think he makes you a little more fun. Loosen up. Maybe you can pull his dumb ass together a bit too. You know two serious people would kinda be shit.”

You touch his shoulder. “You’re not wrong. Would we have been really fucking boring?”

“We would have been the worst. All right, I'm having lunch.” He patted your back playfully, and you were left back mostly alone, sitting on top of your desk, crossing your legs.

Maybe you should rethink being with such a devious little shithead? You had to wonder what you were thinking, but for the first time, you didn’t think at all though, you just lived in the moment, you just did what you wanted, and something in that was freeing, powerful. No... You’re in too deep with him now, and you know you need to really sort your feelings, which were so so many.

You are already anticipating tonight.

Chapter 10

Chap on ao3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55424137/chapters/141913159

[kleinv01]

How would a beach day with the li’s go? Sorry if this has been asked before, I looked through ur blog and didn’t find anything but I could’ve missed it. I love the demo so far and I’m so excited for future updates!!

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you're the first one to actually questioned this xD thank you so much for your support and i'm honored to know you enjoyed the game ^^

if you got Klein some swimming trunks, he'll be sure to change into them before swimming! he's very excited about going to the beach, especially if it's with you. (he's just like a dog fr) you might need to tell him to calm down because once you're there with him, he would immediately pull you in to swim with him and proceed to annoy you by splashing water on your face for the rest of your time swimming.

he's extremely protective of you though (and would 100% fawn over you in a swimsuit (if you wear one) and becomes touchier;)

Yael has a lot of preparation! if you're going to the beach with him (basically anywhere with him, honestly), he's got it all covered. if you forget sunblock, he'll let you use his sunblock! if you're hungry, worry not, he made you some snacks early in the morning for the trip. he's a bit scared of deep water, though, so he might be inclined not to swim too far away. but if you're a good swimmer, he'd be willing to try fighting his fear and go with you.

Al hates swimming (and going out in general). he would wear his hoodie and hide under the shade and does his own thing or just sits there awkwardly, watching you from afar as you have fun. it would be really hard to convince him to swim with you; you're special enough if he's willing to go to the beach with you in the first place~ <3

[cressthebest]

Crimson Rivers thoughts pt. 30

chapter 49:

1. jegulus jumpscare (it’s a dream i wasn’t expecting)

2. shit. the dream is about their wedding plans. i- i can’t do this shit while reg is in the arena

3. shit it’s raining and i know reg can’t handle it because of the last crimson river/arena

4. god, sirius wakes up to the rain and his first thought it to go save regulus

5. “"Lily, have you been using sex for favors?"

"No." Lily pauses, then snorts. "Well, alright, so this is how it works, yeah? I'm already having sex, and then I'm like, say, look at you all laid out and desperate to give me what I want; don't you want to do this very small, very simple thing for me? And then they mostly always say yes, and they get what they want, all while I'm having a grand time and also getting what I want. See? Win-win.””

😭😭😭 i love her your honor

6. “”I cannot believe that this revolution is partially running on your competency in sex."

"Oh, if only it could fully run on that. Everything would go so smoothly. Shit, we'd win the war in, like, a week.""

😭😭😭💍♥️ marry me please

7. “”I keep telling [Effie] I know exactly how to make her feel better, but she insists she's a married woman, and also far too old for me. Disappointing, really.”” 😭😭😭

8. james confronting lucius has me scared for remus. like, i know they can’t trace it back to remus, but i’m so scared

9. james is pissed at the world and it’s honestly scary

10. i know james is trying to use donations, but i’m also aware that riddle wants to make sure no donations make it to reg, sirius, or marlene

11. “"Aw, your boyfriend sent you a present," Rabastan teases, his tone lighthearted and good-natured.

"Fiancé," Regulus corrects sharply”

GAGGED. he took james’ words and fucking ran with it like nobody’s business

12. not narcissa welcoming james to the family 😭😭😭😭

13. james sent him a bagel and all the death eaters are making fun of him for being gay over it 😭😭

14. all james sent on the card was “???” 😭😭 pls that’s so funny

15. poor eli

16. the sad bonding over marlene and sirius having recovered from drinking problems

17. don’t tell me that the fucking crimson river hands are coming out the hedges. i- god i hope reg gets to personally witness riddle’s downfall

18. AND THE FUCKING GREEN MIST??? FUCK THIS

19. “You never truly do feel as alive as when death is breathing down your neck.”

oh he’s insane as hell. a black for sure

20. shit. sirius’ mind just went blank in the maze

21. the hallow is cruel beyond belief for this

22. “He has had dreams of Regulus, ah, using his dagger during…intimate moments, but is that something he'd actually do? Well… Okay, bad example.” 😭😭😭😭

23. james was so close to an epiphany about mcgonnagal making everyone hate the games. he was so close

24. “Thorfinn said he'd have to be killed to be stopped from going after Sirius, even though Regulus explicitly told him what he'd do about that, and so Regulus killed him. Newton's third law: for every action in nature there is an equal and opposite reaction.”

bitch do not pull physics into this 😭😭

also that means that sir isaac newton existed in this universe, which if we see this as a future for our universe, it means that homophobia was prevalent at one point and the world straight up just eradicated it. 🤷🏽‍♀️ pro for this universe ig

25. “When he lifts his head, the first thing Regulus sees is his brother.

The second thing he sees is Sirius' fist, just the flash of it, just seconds before it collides with the side of his face.”

he had it coming fr

[kadextra]

q!Forever & q!Bad, comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin

(little meta rp analysis & appreciation)

Comedy and tragedy- complimentary concepts when it comes to the dynamic that is these two characters.

Their lore together is truly like a soap opera to me in the way it operates, entertaining in how goofy it is- I laughed so much during interrodate. They had a whole elaborate musical prank war over a stolen gun (which neither of them even had, they’re just too dedicated to the bit.) The first thing they say to each other after q!Forever returns from the nether is “You look terrible!” 💀 and my guy gifted a bloody chainsaw as the flower of the day to q!Bad in purgatory 1 which was happily accepted.

Even when the characters show attraction for each other, it’s usually through some ridiculous romcom thing. q!Forever is in love with q!Bad dressed as pink barbie and thinks photos of her are the best gift a person could ever receive?? 🤨 q!Bad daydreams about q!Forever as a lobster with blonde hair and a six-pack??? brother be projecting him onto larry the lobster from spongebob squarepants dude what is wrong with them 😭 sometimes I wonder how they’re able to do all these bits in improv and take it seriously, it’s impressive

The characters are not normal, their relationship is not normal, it cannot be viewed normally. the ccs know exactly what they’re doing in creating whatever *gestures* this is, and it’s amazing. over the top, cute, played perfectly for comedy

But the characters aren’t just that, you can’t have them without the inverse 🎭 like a punch to the gut after all the sillies, they really know how to do tragedy well.

I very much look forward to whenever they’re at the top of their angst game, bc they both LOVE to make their cubitos suffer. to an insane degree. My god these two can’t go 3 days with their characters experiencing some peace and joyful whimsy, they *must* rp their ocs actively dying, horribly diseased, going crazy

And they go hard with it. I’m very serious when I say multiple times during the lore I’ve had to get up and walk away to calm down because it was too intense. super special shoutout to the q!Forever first happy pills arc stream & October 1st q!Bad psychotic breakdown stream. I’ve never been so shocked as I was watching those live, the stamina to do highly emotional rp like that is actually nuts. some of the most angsty mfs on this server fr (the #1 spot goes to quackity though. hey maybe i’ll make a tierlist)

So when Bad & Forever bring the best of their angst ability into serious rp interactions together that Aren’t comedic…? we are in for a treat. that talk they had right when q!cellbit died to the code, the richas rescue mission, the election, voting arguments, post-ron kidnapping, colorblind test/therapy, flower of the day. many scenes that are seared into my mind, but none is more so than The Happy Pills Proposal. goosebumps whenever I think about it… the scene ever. the way it was framed, the lines they said, how it had tense, chilling buildup before a literal explosion. how are these people capable of doing the most silly things and then turning around to stab us in the heart 50 times

So you bet I’m crossing my fingers for a meeting between @v@ & q!Bad. Forever is absolutely killing the role so far. If q!Bad gets involved I can already taste the glorious angst…. since he has specific traumatic experience in also being possessed, & having killed his possessed friends in another life. he recalled the memory when talking about how to save q!Forever last night. fun! *shaking*

anyways that’s all :D love these characters, I had been wanting to do a little meta appreciation post for a while so I thought why not now ^^

[wineauntharry]

There’s a lot of “cocky guy Joe spoils his gf” type content to the point that I’d love to read the opposite spin on it, rich and successful badass Y/N spoiling Joe. IDK just a thought. Love your writing!

First thank you for the compliment, let's kiss. I like this i think its cute and i had fun writing it. i hope you like it!!!

would yall jump me if i said i was listening to question by chris brown when i was writing this? be fr its okay if you say yes

Anywaysssss enjoy MUAH!

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Spoiled Rotten// j.b.

Joe and I had been together since he came to LSU. We grew into adults together. I stuck by him through the beginning of his professional football career. I can’t deny that Joe helped me make it through law school. We were such a strong team and so lucky to have eachother.

Now that we were more stable and in our “grown up” jobs, We could do whatever we wanted when Joe was in his off season. Words can’t explain how proud I am of Joe, but I can’t say I’m surprised with how far he’s come, he’s alway had it in him.

My love language has always been gift giving, and now that I had the means to do so, I can’t stop spoiling Joe. I bought him those infamous Cartier glasses when him and the team beat Clemson in the national championship. 

When he was drafted, I bought us and a few of our closest friends box seats for a Cincinatti Reds game. He is always so grateful, so it's easy to spoil him.

I can’t say that Joe doesn’t spoil me in the same way. For my law school graduation gift, Joe took me to Italy to visit Rome, Venice, and Naples. Whenever he was on the road for long periods of time, he would never let me feel forgotten. I would wake up to dozens of roses at my door or huge fruit arangements. He was always so good to me.

Joe’s birthday was coming up and I might be more excited than him. I might have overdone it with all of his gifts but I just couldn’t help myself, not to mention the club I rented out for a surprise birthday party.

-

It was finally the morning of Joe’s birthday. It was still early and Joe was fast asleep, so I slipped out of bed and into the kitchen to start on some breakfast. I had just finished up his turkey bacon and french toast when he came creeping into the kitchen sleepy as ever.

“Happy birthday my sweet boy.” Being sure to keep my voice low since he was still waking up.

“Thank you baby” He replied with a quiet, raspy voice. All while making his way over to me.

He snaked his hands around my waist and pressed a light kiss to my lips.

“Are you excited for today?” I asked.

“I am because I get to spend it with you.” He responded with that same warm smile he always gives me in the mornings.

I smiled back and said “Well eat up babe, there’s a fun day ahead of you. Meet me in the shower when you’re done, yeah?” He perked up after that and just replied with a smirk. Gotta start the day right of course.

-

We had made our way to all of his favorite stores, Cartier, Louis Vuitton, Gucci, and many others. Of course we stopped at Nike. Baby had money but he kept it humble, plus, it was all on my dime anyway.

The entire day Joe had peppered me with kisses and a constant stream of thank you’s. Once we had finished lunch we made our way back home to relax before his party that he knew nothing of later in the night.

Once the time came to get ready, I chose Joe’s favorite dress to wear. It was always fun to have him a little flustered in public, and if anyone could do it to him it was me, but that’s besides the point. Joe had chosen an all black outfit with new Nike dunks we had got earlier in the day. 

“You're the prettiest girl in the world. You know that right Y/N?” He said while smiling and putting on his favorite Cartier watch.

“Thank you baby. No funny business just yet though Joe, don’t fuck up my hair, it’s too early for that.” I let out with a little giggle.

“Oh whatever.” He replied

“Is that a sassy birthday boy I hear?” I responded. He just laughed in response. Before we could continue our cute little banter, I got the notification that our Uber was here.

“ Come on J, the Uber is here.” I told him

I grabbed my purse and made my way out our front door. Joe followed closely behind, making sure to slap my ass before he opened the door for me, always being a gentleman I guess.

We were dropped off at the club entrance and we’re let right in by security.

Joe began to question how easy it was to enter when he was cut off by his friends and family screaming “Surprise!”

The room was flooded with balloons and drinks. Future was playing over the loudspeakers and Joe was ecstatic.

“Baby you did this?” He said in awe of what he just walked into.

As the night went on and Joe had gotten drunker, he kept telling me how grateful he was for everything that happened today.

“Y/N you spoiled the fuck out of me today, thank you so much baby. Heaven sent you straight to me, I’m sure of it” He yelled to me over the loud music.

“Anything for my birthday boy, you deserve the world Joe. I just wanna make sure I give it to you.” I responded. Joe’s cheeks turned a light shade of red and I could tell he was truly happy with the life he was living.

We continued dancing and enjoying our night when Joe said “You gonna take up my offer of ruining your hair when we get home later? Can’t say no to the birthday boy, it’s the rules.”

“Maybe I will, maybe I won’t.” I said back.

Joe just let out the deep laugh he always does when he’s drunk. After our little “conversation”, if you can call it that, we went back to dancing with all of our friends, knowing what's gonna happen when we got home.

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YALLLLLLLL not me getting all hot and bothered at the end whew. I’m supposed to be sleeping but this popped into my head after I read the request and I just ran with it!

You guys are making me so emotional over the love my other writings are getting. I could cry, this is insane. I can’t thank you enough!!!! :’)

Request here!

all the love- kitt

[salt-volk]

I want to preface this by saying that I've been on DV since August of 2020, so I've been here throughout so many of the changes that this site has gone through.

Though I very much appreciate the fact that the dailies aren't nearly as mind-numbingly awful as they used to be and are way quicker, I still can't overlook my lack of excitement towards the game.

I used to be active on an actual pet site (I really wouldn't call DV a pet sim site because the pet aspect is far less involved than the avatar dressup) which barely ever updated and yet DV in comparison feels... hollow? Perhaps it's because I'm an adult now with less free time to be involved with the community or consistently do dailies, but the fact that so much of the assets being downright unattainable is what bothers me the most.

I'm not saying that as a player, I'm entitled to everything that I want in the game— I'm not saying that at all. I don't have a problem with earning whatever I have my eyes on, whether that be through daily quests, art commissions, or even purchasing premium currency with my own money.

What I *am* saying is that players are given way too much control over site assets and what I'm referring to is the shoddy customs system.

I know there are plenty of kind and generous custom owners that have come up with creative events and are kind when it comes to the price point of the customs that they distribute and I appreciate them immensely for sharing the fun and helping to make the game a more enjoyable experience for everyone. Without them, I would've decisively quit a long, long time ago. I've actually even purchased copies of several customs over the years as well.

However, I ultimately don't understand why the customs weren't limited to being an item/pet that anyone can purchase from an NPC shop rather than from the custom 'owner'— in my eyes, these would better incentivize players to continue playing the game because these things would not seem as impossible to earn.

Keep in mind that the people who use these custom creator items do not personally own these site assets as they still belong to DV.

The first word that came to my mind when I heard that a custom owner who quit is still willing to trade copies of the custom for the site currency of a completely different game is... 'stupid'. If you're not playing this game, it feels scummy to try to still benefit from access to this unlimited site asset. 

There's nothing wrong with trading assets that you have between games, but the fact that this player is trading their unlimited access to an 'infinite money printing machine' (which seemingly doesn't cost them anything assuming that the player that's willing to initiate a trade is required to provide the custom mirrors while the other party only offers a grant) for something that actually is limited in quantity leaves such a sour taste in my mouth.

I've scrolled this blog and found it interesting how people have joined FR to grind for things to trade on DV— because most off-site trades are for FR assets after all— and have unintentionally found it to be a better and more rewarding game than DV. In all honesty, this game is a wonderful advertisement for FR.

In my opinion, customs should have either been relegated to NPC shop items/pets or they should have existed as just one copy for the custom maker-rolled player to use. 

And when I continue thinking about the customs system in general, my mind can't help but wander over to the site's other flaws.

When the custom maker drop rates were announced, the makers stopped dropping only a few minutes after each rollover: this was deliberate and not a coincidence. They changed the rates after they were announced.

Agnes is said to occasionally give out items from previous limited monthly sets, but it's been a few years... is that still being implemented? Otherwise, new players will find it hair-pullingly frustrating to try to acquire any past monthlies and to earn entire  sets is something completely unfeasible.

Why is adventuring still so bad?

What about housing?

As I mentioned before, the site has its good qualities such as the frequent updates, charming characters, and the stunning artwork. I didn't even mind the missed deadlines when it came to updates and events— like how DV skipped over the second summer event entirely.

Truth be told though, the artwork was the only thing that was tethering me to this game. Not the gameplay, not the story, and certainly not the exclusivity that the customs system brought— without mincing words, that ruined the game for me.

Despite having bought some of my own custom copies, it felt like a chore to keep chasing after these custom copies, knowing that I had such a minuscule chance of ever attaining rights to a custom of my own and believe me, I've played for a few years and tried. 

Every time I see a customs topic on the forums where the owner is only willing to trade other custom owners for a copy, it feels like I'm completely being shut out from a part of the game with no ability to access it. I understand why they do it since they want to enhance their own gameplay experience by receiving these special site assets, but it's just another thing that someone without their own custom rights can't set a goal towards and achieve.

At the end of the day, I'm more far more upset at the poor admin decisions than the players themselves.

And hey, I'm actually glad that the site implemented a 'potato sink', because I was able to quickly and efficiently throw away all my potatoes, knowing that I can't afford anything worthwhile with what I have now.

I knew that I was done with the game when I stopped opening the monthly chests that I've collected since October 2023 (and I've collected each chest since January 2021), but I felt like I had to continue doing it since FOMO wouldn't leave me alone.

I really didn't have much more of a reason to keep logging on so I leave you all with this vent and airing out my grievances towards DV.

Now that I've got basically no potatoes, here's to hoping that I hop off this site for good!

[thepaintedsable]

Uh oh, who let me into a fandom again? Who left the niche within a niche door open??? Y’all should know better.

@sm-baby’s Carnival AU for The Amazing Digital Circus grabbed me by the bootstraps with??? Inspiration??? Not only have I dodged most fandoms and the motivation to draw fanart (not that I don’t want to show support; just no ideas in the noggin), but I genuinely don’t think I’ve sat down and put a non-ironic, genuine OC for a media I like on paper since my Warrior Cats/Creepypasta era. This AU didn’t just get me to sit down and make an OC that fits with the original media, but one that fits with their derivative. I saw other people doing it and it looked like so much fuunnn.

First, have standard TADC version! Either that or a player.

This is Tuus! They’re mainly based on the beanie baby dragon to fit that sweet sweet 90s theme, but generally a mixture of beloved childhood toys I have sitting on my shelf. She’s scruffy, worn, and kinda dirty looking and that’s on purpose. She’s bottom heavy, and I wanted her wings to give off the texture of that basically-plastic shiny fabric you used to see on a lot of toys.

No mouth, but a randomly appearing lizard tongue. For fun.

Tuus deals with the circus by sleeping. A lot. Too much. If you don’t need to sleep, then you don’t need to be awake. If she’s doing to be trapped in a digital hell, she might as well be catching up on her naps. And she will sleep in the worst places. Time for a digital feast? She’s on the table. Caine wants to have an adventure in the lake? Girl is at the bottom. Sleeping with the fishes fr fr. And you need to find her one day? Nowhere to be seen, probably on the roof.

It’s playing on the whole big, lazy, sleeping dragon thing that used to be in a lot of children stories I remember. But also how well loved childhood toys seem to pop up and disappear, there when you aren’t looking but gone when you are. Her name also means “Your” or “Thy.” Your dragon.

BUT AT THE CARNIVAL?

What amusement park is complete without a gift shop? What game doesn’t have a place to buy goofy digital goods? Tuus is the big lady in charge of the gift place of the Carnival! Her room is what should have been a shop of sorts, to buy whatever products that darned company would have tried to push. Cosmetics, virtual toys, digital snacks, whatever. But, uh, I don’t think anyone told them dragons don’t like to…. share. Becoming sentient did wonders for the attitude. You should be just fine if you don’t make too much noise, though! She’s a lazy lizard, and often sleeps sprawled around the place. I imagine the level would be set up like a maze, or a labyrinth. Isles and isles of things, with peaks of a tail or smoke every now and again. Toys, clothing, and even random things that shouldn’t be in there just trash the path. It’s your job not to step on anything! It’s different each time, though (a speed runner’s nightmare). One level you might get lucky and have a straight shot with a sleeping dragon, the next there might be so many things it’s physically impossible to reach any exit at all. Potentially can get out of trouble with some digital coin™, but you’ll have to have found enough hidden in the room to forgive each “damaged item.”

Here she is much, MUCH larger and far cleaner. An oversized display never meant to be bought. A collectors item far too expensive for a child. Think “I used to be a beloved toy and now I’ve been forgotten, even forgetting myself, and this is how I cope” favor VS “I have never known the touch of a person and have been trapped on this shelf only to be abandoned and have the personality of an unsocialized dog” flavor.

She has no mouth, but she bites.

I want to draw more of her :) She’s a goof.

[soleilandpeaches]

omg, I discovered your account and immediately i fell in love with her, princess peach. So I wanted to give you my request for conclude myself as a fan of yours haha. Ok, how about we talk about a reader who is a little stressed about his exams that are around the corner, and keigo who definitely has intelligence that overflows from his damn head offers to help her study. I don't know maybe something like the two of them snuggling on the couch, on the floor or the bed with some damn math book in his hands. Total creative freedom, dear! I just need Keigo to comfort me in my anxiety about my exams that are coming up. Kisses <3

A/N: AHHHH THANK YOU SM!! This is actually the reason i haven’t been posting as consistently and it makes me sad 😭. Final exams are literally the worst and having to juggle work and studying for finals literally makes me want to die fr. SO I LOVE LOVE THIS IDEA. I needed this, thank you! featuring: KeigoTakamixf!Reader synopsis: Keigo offers to help you study and you have some fun with it. Although, you two seem a little too exited to get it over with. rated: 16+ warnings: implied/referenced future smut, cursing, studying for exams (scary), brief descriptions of female anatomy

“Ooh I like this song.” Keigo chuckled, you’ve been saying that same sentence for the past half hour you’ve been studying.

You had asked him to help you study for you upcoming exams, admitting it was harder for you to concentrate unless you had someone assisting you—or rather competing. You explained it’s easier for you to retain the information when you had someone you could study with. But now it seems you two had managed to turn studying into a competition to see who knew the most.

With your T.V turned on, you were playing your shared playlist as background noise. To Keigo’s amusement, you were practically in love with every song that managed to play. He didn’t really understand why you always felt the need to repeat yourself; he knew you loved each song on your playlist. It’s wasn’t like he didn’t know you liked them when you seemingly never stopped telling him this.

Don’t get him wrong though, it never bothered him. In fact, it was one of the many little things he adored about you. Still, he could never contain himself when it came to teasing you.

“Oh yeah? Really?” He let out a long laugh when you weakly punched him in the shoulder, laughing with him. “You’re such a jerk, yknow.”

“I know. I’m just so mean.”

“You are!”

“Alright, alright. Next question.”

The rules to your game were rather simple: one person holds a flashcard that reads a specific term and they have to come up with a description that matches the word. The player reading will get a point if they can correctly describe the term without checking your notes, but if they can’t, they get no points. If the opponent guesses it right, they get a point. But if they get it wrong, they don’t. So far, it’s been very fun but now you were nearing the end.

“I think whoever loses has to pay for ice cream later.” You declared after you had correctly answered once again. To be honest, Keigo knew he was at a disadvantage. This wasn’t his class you were studying for anyway—it was only natural you knew more than him. Although, he didn’t mind paying for dessert. He had his own insatiable sweet tooth just as you did.

“I don’t think you’re being very fair, Babydoll. You’ve been studying this shit longer than me.” He pretended to complain, a little frustrated he clearly wasn’t going to win at your game.

“Life isn’t fair.” You rumbled in a deeper voice, clearly mocking him for every time he’s said that very phrase to you. Kicking your shin, it was apparently his turn to call you out for being an ass.

“How about i ‘pay you back later’.” You purred, leaning forward into him, showing off the tops of your breasts hidden underneath your tank-top. Darting his eyes back-and-forth between your eyes and your chest, a flustered smile creeping it way up his face as you laughed, amused by the reaction you pulled from him.

“I think I like the sound of that.”

“Well then let’s hurry up and finish. I’m getting pretty hungry, y’know.” You leaned back, adjusting your straps after they loosened, further teasing him.

“Yeah I bet you are.” He jested, laughing as you kicked him back but when he glanced back up to your face, you had a hand covering your mouth as you laughed. Your eyes were squinted as you giggled into the palm of your hand, though he could still make out the faint coloring to your irises.

He smiled, shaking his head as he pulled the last card from the deck, ready to read off the final label before your voice sounded again, a cute excited gasp followed by:

“Aww I love this song! Mac Demarco makes the best stuff.” And instead of teasing you like he usually does, he couldn’t help but simply admire your unabashed enthusiasm.

“Yeah, he does.” He agrees smoothly, grinning when you catch his gaze. You smile back, eyes flickering to his lips. He does the same before he’s leaning over to meet his lips with yours. He admires the soft-pillowy feel for more than a few moments as your lips meet over-and-over. He’s the first to pull away, peering up into your eyes with his usual charming smirk. He kisses one last time before sitting back, a soft blush to his cheeks as he stares at the word written on the card.

“Alright, last one. Let’s hurry so we can get some ice cream.”

“Yeah, the ice cream.” He shoots you one last comical glare before starting again, no doubt eager for more than just one delicious treat.

[thygoddessouijathicc]

Ok another Ugly post lesdoit

Ugly has some really good character designs and I want to fanwhateveriam over them. Specifically I want to talk about Scorpion in all his designs and briefly about Butterfly. Spoilers.

First is Scorpion (Player Version). It’s very good it’s very simple and looks like the drawings of child Butterfly. It’s missing Scorpion’s usual cape coat thing though the red is still definitely there in the nose which serves to draw your eye to his face. The outfit feels definitely noble but it’s simple and mostly all one colour aside from the shoulders, which bring his third main colour of yellow into the design, which causes it to feel almost humble.

It also doesn’t have ears which is unusual because almost every design in the game has ears it’s the outlier and I noticed that so you have to as well.

His blue eyes are also very noticeable which is a fun detail because of things I’ll talk about later but for now onto the next Scorpion design…s

First is his main pre story design. As I mentioned earlier he keeps all of the same colours as the Player design but this design feels far… louder. The red that was once relegated to the nose is now on a very large chunky coat with big cuffs and according to the memories also pointed shoulders. The colour is very alarming and while subdued in the player design it’s fully on display here and has a big “hey look at me” effect. Without the red nose the face would be less noticeable compared to this fucking visibility vest ass coat but the bright yellow of Scorpion’s hair draws your eye to his face and sorta frames it. The shape of his hair also at times implies curled back horns like a demon. The hair does a good job of making a frame through which his face is more visible especially the little things on the sides which close the frame.

His blue eyes are also as or more visible than in the last design as now they contrast heavily with the red of the coat and the yellow of his hair. He also seems to be wearing some makeup which doesn’t look or feel out of place. It’s definitely less of a good player design because it’s so attention grabbing but that’s the point and is why the player design is different. The player Scorpion is supposed to look humble but this is the character in his natural attention seeking state. It wouldn’t be great to do some of the puzzles with but it’s great for the places it is used. Especially because where we see this specific rendition is in a scene where the character himself is being portrayed as attention seeking.

Oh god they bleached my boi what have they done- all jokes aside this rendition of the design is also great. Scorpion looks more disheveled here with messy hair, scars, and heavy bags under his eyes. He’s still recognizable despite the changes and what was good with the last design is also good here. His black bags under his eyes are very noticeable as is the messiness of his hair. He’s definitely still someone who wants your undivided attention but less so now as he overall feels like he tried to fight a lawnmower and lost. Big rip Scorp eh?

This mor flawed design also feels more bright eyed in a sense as if more protagonistic he’s definitely still not as good for that as the actual player design he’s still a little much with the giant coat and neon yellow hair. But while the old design feels like he’s sort of above you in a sense where he thinks he’s better than you and there’s nothing you can do to knock him down… this version of Scorpion feels like he’s been knocked down from his high horse and kicked around a bunch. Which is very fitting for the end of the game because the character has pretty much had his whole perception flipped.

I’d also say this is a more visually interesting and appealing design than his more cocky and put together one because it has a lot more going on and more complex feelings attached which makes sense because he’s mentally been shoved in a blender multiple times throughout his journey. Deserved tho fr fr.

Aight the final full scorpion design that’s not just a green recolour. He’s tall angular and has a defined jaw and big hair in a style that’s not quite accurate but easier to draw for a child.

He’s very sharp very bright and still has all the hallmark features that make him iconic like the framed face and bright red coat this design is also great for a misdirect because he’s drawn so angular and has the red coat making you miss the obvious similarities with your own character. There is also the lack of eye colour to help the illusion that you are playing butterfly.

Finally let’s talk about the man the myth the legend Butterfly my beloved. His colour scheme is highly unified with a softer orange red base with a blue tie to stand out and a red face to draw your eye. His eyes are yellow (a trait shared by his mother but not his father) which furthers the difference between him and the player design.

He stands out like his father does with his bright pops of colour like the tie and face but it’s much more soft and muted. He’s not trying to make you look at him he just knows how to dress. Scorpion wants all of your attention Butterfly doesn’t mind either way but gets your attention through looking really good.

His colours are soft and calming while his fathers are loud and alarming and his expression is relaxed. He just looks like a regular guy with a nasty scar on his face and overall he gives the energy of kindness we know is core to the character. He’s a kind man and even without his father’s showman ship he knows how to look his best. He’s really cool I really like him I just wish we knew more because of how likable this design is.

[cuephrase]

2, 5, 6, 7, 9, 29, 30 for comics

coming from this ask game

2. The most recent comic you got

The Boy Wonder #4

picked it up this wednesday at my LCS, (along with batman #151 and absolute power #2), i have seriously enjoyed this black label mini sm so far and this issue made me so soft and melty inside fr

5. The oldest comic you have

New Teen Titans Annual #1

this came out august 19, 1982, so it's...like ten days away from being 42 years old? neat!!

6. The comic you were most excited to find

Nightwing (2011) #15

so this a screenshot bc i actually got this as a gift for my brother-in-law!!

mini story time: when i decided i wanted to start reading bat comics, i went to him and asked where to start for nightwing and he loaned me his collection of n52 nightwing with great excitement lmao. (he started reading nightwing midway through this run releasing- it's what got him into nightwing- no judging allowed!!) this was the first series he started collecting/one of the two he kept when he sold most of his collection to pay for his honeymoon.

he didn't have the whole run though, (which omg we talked about pricing and it is wild how much the value of a comic book fluctuates), so i decided to get the handful of issues he was missing for him as a birthday gift. this was really easy except for this issue bc it has two covers. this one, and a joker version. i passionately hate the joker cover but it was the only one i could find- in person or online, so i almost gave up. being patient paid off, though, and i was able to get him the cover i wanted!! very exciting. plus!! he was so stoked when he saw the cover bc, as it turns out, he also hated the joker cover, which is why he didn't own the issue

7. The comic you searched for the longest

Red Robin #25

i started collecting red robin on oct 15, and i got this issue (the last one i needed), on feb 20, so it took a little over four months. i usually have pretty great luck at finding what i'm looking for the day i go looking for it lol, so this was super satisfying to bring home for a variety of reasons

9. The longest comic/collected edition you have

New Teen Titans Omnibus Vol. #1, Robin 80th Anniversary: 100-Page Super Spectacular

i'm pretty sure the ntt omni is bigger than any of the saga omnis i have, but i will confess i did not check page count. fun fact tho, i got this signed by marv wolfman. got to chat with him for a bit about tim, nightwing, and getting into the industry which was super neat.

and then the robin 80th is the longest single i own. i think? again, did not check page count but i can't think of anything longer. i don't think b:ul or wf3 are longer?

29. The comic you're currently reading...

...(or want to re-read soon)

Superboy (1994) #1, Robin (1993) #1, Young Justice (1998) #1

i just started reading superboy today!! i've been looking forward to reading him for awhile and finally made it to him, woo!! enjoying it so far too :)

and then i'm just kinda constantly in a state of wanting to re-read robin and yj98 lmao. idk if it'll happen 'soon', idk why but i get super squirrelly about re-reading when i have other stuff on my tbr 😅. i don't have that many titles left on my tbr so. i'll either finish my tbr or break somewhere and re-read. i honestly don't know lmao

30. Dealer's choice: a random comic!

Nightwing (2016) #87

i got this bad boy for free because i made the vendor laugh 😎 (disclaimer, ship who you want, i'm not judging or looking for a fight, okay? okay cool.)

i was at the Collectibles Warehouse (generic made-up name) with my dad for the first time, super fun, and he was helping me look/asking questions as we went. the vendor saw me looking through his nightwing stuff and started telling me about an issue of batgirl (babs) he had just sold, the first time they kissed i think? first something for dickbabs.

dad: "oh first kiss, that's pretty cool, do you want to see that one?"

me: "no, i'm okay"

dad: "i thought you liked him with the redhead??"

me, laughing: "i do, but the redhead i like is starfire"

dad: "he's been with multiple redheads?!"

me, dying laughing: "yes"

dad (stage whisper): "so you don't ship him with her...are they a bad couple?"

me: "...i just prefer him with starfire"

vendor, apparently eavesdropping, burst out laughing: "i had no idea young people still shipped those two! dc's been pushing dickbabs so hard, i thought all the kids liked them. man i love when he's with starfire. you want that comic?" (i was holding the comic, about to show my dad bc, yk, pretty cover) "for you, that one's free"

me: "are you sure?!" (this was a more expensive one- not like Expensive, just above retail)

vendor: "oh yeah, you just made my whole day"

never think i'll experience that again, very entertaining series of events.

bonus: dad's reaction to the cover

dad: "oh my. his pants are very...shiny. look at his thighs! he has very nice thighs, wow"

me: "dude, ikr!!"

tysm for the ask, anon!! i hope you enjoyed the answers :)

[ruakichan]

Roo State of Gaming:

Console: Finished FF7: Minigame Compilation. My opinions are mostly not positive, so I'll leave it at that. Started Paranormasight. Waiting for Siete release in Relink.

Gacha: Dropped Aether Gazer. Skipping Fire Tyr was the last straw, especially after I realized I just didn't care about most of the cast and thus most of the story. Hard to take characters and story seriously when it's all filtered through a more and more horny lens.

Slowed down with Onmyoji. Seems like a dead period after the conclusion of TKMGHR. I was hoping they'd go into the missing mysterious fourth clan they've been teasing in lore since forever, but the stories released so far have been very mid for me. Events are lackluster too. Still my main game, but I only log on once a day now for dailies...

GBF anniversary is over so back to mostly seasonal, though Light GW is coming up.

Still playing R1999. The events go on for long and updates are slow, so it's a good side game to slot in between the others. I really do love the characters in this game. I was a bit sad I couldn't roll for 37 cause she seemed so cute (her commentary when you turned in event currency for mats was so charming!), but my next 6* roll was a banner guarantee, and I wanted 6 more.

Life Makeover has taken up a lot of my attention, though I've finally reached the time gating for continuing the story that always happens with these type of games. Makes me sad cause I love how bonkers dressup game plots get. Otherwise I'm having a lot of fun with the community in the game, though it always feels awkward to find someone cooking in your kitchen... I'm not good at socializing, so I just stand there replying with emotes... orz Also, I can't get over the terrible dub, and why would you name one of the boys Larry? That is so deeply unsexy (Leisure Suit Larry...)... I think his original name is Lan Shu? the other guys are ok with their anglicized names, but fr why Larry

I'll probably look into Wuthering Waves and Duet Night Abyss when they release to see if they fill that action gap Aether left.