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Soulmates are stupid I love you on purpose
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#hockey poetry#my poetry posts#soldierpoetking#sidney crosby#evgeni malkin#kris letang#pittsburgh penguins#penguins.art#oh captain my captain#the russian bear#the french defense
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Sometimes, the fic premise does not matter. Let me say that again.
Sometimes, the fic premise does not matter.
What matters is how fucking funny the author is.
I just finished a Ron/Fleur fic set over the course of GoF and then the sequel takes place over OotP, and let me be clear, I have never even considered this pairing. I started it because of the focus on chess, the romance was a bit iffy, but that DOES NOT MATTER because the author is funny as FUCK.
The best part about Harry Potter fics, whenever I fall back into that inescapable pit, is when the authors write them as the little shitbag teenagers they really should be.
OBSERVE:
Go read it or I will hunt you DOWN
#dani reads#dani reacts#dani reviews#GO READ THIS#ron weasley x fleur delacour#ff.net#the english opening#the french defense#its so fucking funny#harry potter#harry potter fanfiction#ask me avout the viktor/hermione fic i found pls#someone ask me
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Okay now that Iâm on the horny/rpf sideblog how hard do you think Jars is in his cup rn? Like his face says âwho me, I would neverâ in regards to Ned and Tanger fighting (he would be more feral than Ned if he was on the ice lbr here). Thus Iâm sure heâs obviously putting on a brave face to hide how turned on he is.
I am looking sooooooo respectfully at my ot3. I love these idiots.
#thinking fic thoughts#it takes three to tandem#partners between the pipes#of mouse and men#my other favorite brick wall#the french defense
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"And she had brown eyes like a lamb, innocent and golden"
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#when the Yuri so unhealthy one of them eats the other#symbolism galore#hellsing oc#my oc#laura chastel#my art#OOOH boy let's go with the content warnings#cw gore#cw guro#cw nudity#artistic nudity#cw blood#cw death#cw cannibalism#cw decapitated head#cw decapitation#cw dismemberment#this is the woman that Laura loved (was it love? she had no idea) before Integra#I'll try to give more info on her. the idea came recently and I thought it could be cool#yes another nun. in my defense this one became one AFTER they met#it's just how catholic French villagers are ig. idk I don't really hang out with them#this piece beat my ass black and blue#i have no idea how to render#please be patient i have autism#and I'm a bit unsure about this piece. presenting it to you with an awkward hand
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Iâve thought abt it a lot and decided I donât feel comfortable anymore uploading ~suggestive jokes or ~spicy ship act here, thereâs simply too many people, it freaks me out a bit !! Even when I tag it properly, I worry, I donât want to bother anyone.
Iâll still upload regular ship art here tho, but like, French kissing or ~beyond, no not here.
Soooooo I made a side blog for suggestive posts n jokes. But Iâm not gonna promote it here. Lol. Youâll have to go out and find it.
this is just for safety and comfort reasons, nothing crazy
#that one old drawing where grain said put it in raw. Im Sorry. It was Funny.#also in my defense every French kiss post was made in response to hate mail đ«#the blog IS 18+ tho#I have 12k followers here so I feel more worried. I consider this one to be like.. 14+ (going off movie ratings)#so I cannot check everyone atp. So. New blog.#I hope this makes sense and isnât weird or anything. I figured this was the safest route for everyone#I canât even tell if this was crazy or silly to do. I canât tell when my thoughts are irrational
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Carla Pullen as Buffy filming Race 2 (+ all the racers getting their picture taken ^-^)
#my gifs#stex#starlight express#buffy the buffet car#bobo the french engine#bobo the tgv#musical theatre#theatre gifs#musical gifs#i love knowing how to make gifs now#instead of saying 'u know that one boot where buffy films race 2 haha' i can SHOW YOU#btw dont ask me which boot this is i dont remember. one of the 5000 2015 boots#these gifs are kinda jank but in my defense do u see how fast theyre moving#what i wouldnt do to see the video she filmed........... or the photo they took
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s4e17
#x men#x men the animated series#xmen jean gray#jean gray#remy lebeau#xmen gambit#xmen tas: s4#âits called food. normal christmas foodâ and gets absolutely furious at remy even Suggesting she uses seasoning other than salt n pepper#i just fuckin Know she only uses salt n pepper and thinks its fine#he nearly gets concussed and 2nd degree burns all cause shes super defensive about her white people food that she calls normal#hey jean go ask for peoples opinions instead of automatically fighting over your cooking#also remy in full french man garb#HIS APRON EVEN HAS WRITING ON IT. IN FRENCH.#hes so fuckin extra i love him
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Sometimes incorrect quotes are taken a little too seriously
#i may have offended french and italian people#on 2 separate occassions#in my defense i was aware french toast was not french#italians... sorry my grandmother is just from hell and breaks pasta#thankfully i am young enough to learn from this#she is not
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The Women of Masters of the Air - 1x04
Civilian
French Resistance
Red Cross Clubmobile
Civil Defense Service Air Raid Warden
#motaedit#masters of the air#masters of the air spoilers#mota#mota 1x04#women of mota#women in wwii#my gifs#mod post#french resistance#red cross clubmobile#civil defense#air raid warden#women's history#the women of masters of the air
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you try to turn it off but youre too turned on by it
#i need to make another woman oc so its less problematic that i draw petra p much exclusively nude and covered in blood#petra#french#um in my defense she looks cool nude and covered in blood#sketch
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alexa play i bet on losing dogs by mitski
#i'm so normal about these characters i promise#spy tf2#tf2#character: spy#team fortress 2#in my defense i have none#fun fact the colors used in the background gradients were originally colorpicked from the french flag!#digital art#digital artist#worshippdsun#worshippdsun art#fan art#tf2 fanart#blu spy#artists on tumblr#digital drawing#image described#id in alt text
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Alone Together by Fall Out Boy // an edit a day til penguins hockey, a countdown (day 3)
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#kris letang#pittsburgh penguins#hockey poetry#my poetry posts#penguins.art#an edit a day til penguins hockey (a countdown)#I don't have to explain the sadboi trophy right? it speaks for itself right?#anyway I adore kris which is why I have set out to hurt myself and also all of pens fandom#3 days til the first regular season pens game#I gotta pull out all the big guns and make it hurt#which of course means sad core edits so get ready cause tomorrow is geno#fob x pens#the french defense
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"She's not here, is she?"
#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 pyro#infection au#tf2 oc#shelly#sfm#slf#sl:fortress#tf2 infection au#amelie#femscout#female scout#tf2 femscout#tf2 scout#french scout#apdff#anti pyro defense force of france#box#slasher#arm blade
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i care him
#bloons#btd6#bloons td 6#bloons tower defense#bloons art#btd6 etienne#french monkey#oui oui baguette#he's so silly#if etienne has 0 fans i am dead
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Pride flag for Verity GavĂšlle đđ€â€ïž
#aai2#Ace attorney investigations 2#verity gavÚlle#france#America got the game⊠but the sacrifice was losing Justine to the French#queue takumi defense squad
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In défense for Jacques René Hébert
Jacques-René Hébert (1757-1794)
Warning:
I really dislike HĂ©bert. Even if his defense was made easier by the fact that I like some characters described as HĂ©bertists and adore Momoro (my favorite faction of the French Revolution is the ultra-revolutionary faction, even though I know they also committed unforgivable acts given the hellish situation they were in). Historian GĂ©rard Walter aptly summarized my view of HĂ©bert, calling him a mediocre politician and a journalist of rare vulgarity. I would add more, describing him as a precursor to reality TV with the false persona he portrayed. Therefore, some sentences do not reflect my true opinions. However, my goal is to defend him as a lawyer would, within the context of the French Revolution. Hence, it is normal for me to refer to Louis XVI as a tyrant or something else. You can also choose to play the role of jurors or simply state whether you acquit him or not, as you wish.
The défense
Citizens, I have the great honor of being mandated by the Revolutionary Tribunal to restore the truth and honor of Jacques René Hébert, who has been defamed for far too long. There exists a black legend regarding Citizen Hébert, who still awaits the rehabilitation he has well deserved.
Citizen Hébert was born on November 15, 1757, in Alençon. His father was a master goldsmith, and rumors suggested that his mother belonged to the nobility, but there is no evidence to support her noble status. Far from being the uncultured character he is often portrayed as, Hébert became a prosecutor's clerk, though he had to leave this profession in 1780 and sought refuge in Paris. Some say this was due to a romantic adventure that brought him trouble, while others claim it was to escape a heavy financial penalty in a personal matter. Perhaps it was both, but in any case, he was in charge of managing theater box rentals at the Théùtre des Variétés from 1787-1788. Contrary to the black legend we must dispel regarding Citizen Hébert, there is no evidence that he stole any funds.
Citizen HĂ©bert distinguished himself in revolutionary activities more significantly in 1790 when he began publishing the newspaper "Le PĂšre Duchesne." Contrary to a widespread belief, likely propagated to discredit him, HĂ©bert was not the inventor of the PĂšre Duchesne character nor the first to use such language in his paper. There were two types of newspapers like this, including "PĂšre DuchĂȘne" by AbbĂ© Jumel. HĂ©bert outcompeted his rivals, and although he initially admired the tyrant Louis Capet, as did many French who were deceived, he still denounced the abuses suffered by the poor at the hands of the rich, the scandals of the court, and the moral failures of certain priests who nevertheless preached virtue. Citizen HĂ©bert also highlighted social issues and showed great sensitivity to the lives of workers: he advocated for better social assistance for elderly fathers whose children were Sans Culottes and for the organization of elementary education for their children. All this earned him well-deserved success.
Far from being a failed and mediocre journalist, the facts I have presented demonstrate that Citizen HĂ©bert was dedicated to the rights of the people.
Moreover, once the tyrant attempted to flee, HĂ©bert abandoned royalism and became a genuine republican, having opened his eyes to the nature of the monarchy. He continually attacked the tyrantâs duplicity regarding his frequent use of vetoes, which further impeded the rights of the people. HĂ©bert also became a member of the Cordeliers Club in 1791 and entered political functions on August 10, 1792, within the Paris Commune, becoming a spokesperson for the Sans Culottes.
The fact that he did not succeed in being elected to the Convention, unlike other journalists, should not lead one to believe that Citizen HĂ©bert was incapable of holding important positions or that he was unpopular. Evidence of his capability is his election as deputy prosecutor of the Paris Commune, and in addition to his work, he joined the Jacobin Club in January 1793. This shows that he was becoming increasingly active. We should also remember that he openly applauded the abolition of slavery, as evidenced by one of his articles titled "La grande joie du pĂšre DuchĂšsne au sujet de la fĂȘte que les Sans-Culottes ont cĂ©lĂ©brĂ©e dans le Temple de la Raison, en rĂ©jouissance de l'abolition de l'esclavage des nĂ©gres" on 1 VentĂŽse An II. We are thus far from the heartless man depicted by the black legend concerning Citizen HĂ©bert.
Regarding the accusations that HĂ©bert was bloodthirsty due to the political group called the Girondins, I must remind you of historian Jean ClĂ©ment Martinâs statement that the Girondins were sent to the scaffold because they failed to send the Montagnards or the Sans Culottes there. Indeed, before the insurrection of May 31 and June 2, 1793, Citizen HĂ©bert was arrested, likely due to his articles. When some Sans Culottes came merely to request his release, Isnard made a speech threatening the destruction of Paris. Therefore, besides showing that the opponents of the Cordeliers and Jacobins would not have hesitated to use the guillotine, we see that Citizen HĂ©bert was capable of inspiring great loyalty. Following this insurrection, his newspaper gained significant success, and for good reason.
Finally, on September 5, 1793, he was part of a group that invaded the Convention following disastrous events that further endangered our glorious revolution. With many Sans Culottes, he demanded necessary and salutary measures such as price controls and the raising of a revolutionary army.
Some may criticize Citizen HĂ©bert for continually demanding the death penalty. I would respond that while it is true that innocents sometimes suffered from these accusations, it was not HĂ©bert who made these decisions, although we cannot absolve him of responsibility. It was the Convention, the Committee of General Security, and the Committee of Public Safety that voted for the arrests. When he demanded texts in his journal, it is easy to forget the context: the betrayal of Dumouriez, who handed over the Minister of War and others to the enemy, and the treason of two French admirals that resulted in Toulon falling into English hands. Citizen HĂ©bert, like many French revolutionaries, was exasperated and worried, knowing that royalist threats were not empty. Of course, there were innocent generals whose heads HĂ©bert called for, such as General Custine, but we must see his actions in context without excusing them.
Concerning the false accusation against Marie Antoinette regarding her son, I do not wish to absolve Citizen HĂ©bert of this horrible affair, but he was not the only one responsible. Yet, some want to make it seem as though he alone was to blame, while citizens like Pache, Chaumette, and Jacques Louis David were also involved. He is clearly not solely responsible.
I must say that HĂ©bert's attacks on Danton were entirely justified given the evidence we now have. Nevertheless, certain members of the Committee of Public Safety, including Robespierre, preferred to target HĂ©bert before Danton, likely due to the campaign of de-Christianization. But remember this: without excusing those who wanted to force de-Christianization, we should recall that not long ago, many religious fanatics infantilized the people, constantly making prohibitions against them (remember the Callas affair or that of the Chevalier de La Barre). However, we should not forget that HĂ©bert did not hate Christians, as he often referred to the Sans Culotte Jesus. Therefore, this hatred was primarily directed at clergy, especially those who were resistant to our glorious revolution or those who maintained a hypocritical attitude in their functions, although some might attribute HĂ©bertâs remarks about Jesus to an attempt to temper his criticisms. Nevertheless, he was a victim of an unjustifiable parody of a trial.
It is important to remember the context of the insurrection, recalling the harsh winter of 1793-1794, and that the Cordeliers Club, where HĂ©bert was very popular, was among the most sensitive to the suffering of the working classes. This was one of the reasons for the insurrection, and we should not forget that ultimately, people like HĂ©bert were right to distrust the VentĂŽse laws, as they were eventually not enforced.
He was the victim of a parody of a trial, wrongly accused of sabotaging food supplies. As historian Antoine Resche states in his mini-biography of Citizen HĂ©bert, to "fabricate a flimsy case, a few more or less dubious foreign figures were added to the list of accused, and HĂ©bert was executed as the leader of a rather disjointed group." Their arrests were politically motivated. Many laughed at HĂ©bertâs execution, noting his calls for heads and his eventual breakdown. I must point out that his wife, Marie Françoise Goupil, was arrested shortly after him and claimed to be pregnantâwhether this was true or not, I hope notâto avoid execution, yet she was executed 20 days later.
However, Camille Desmoulins is absolved for his behavior on the scaffold because it was believed he wept for Lucile and was more lenient than HĂ©bert. If we accept this excuse for Desmoulins, we must also extend it to Citizen HĂ©bert, who may have cried primarily for his wifeâs fate. And regarding Desmoulins' alleged leniency, let us reconsider. He shares responsibility for the Brissotinsâ demise, did not protest the entirely illegal persecution of Jacques Roux, said he understood the need to curb liberty for the peopleâs salvation, and did not oppose or even approved the mock trial that led to the deaths of HĂ©bert, Momoro, Ronsin, Vincent, and the arrest of Marie Françoise Goupil. If we accuse Citizen HĂ©bert of having dubious friends, what about Desmoulins, who allied with a corrupt figure like Danton, and likely knew it? We are far from the kind Desmoulins versus the evil HĂ©bert often portrayed in films. Desmoulins enjoys a golden legend, while HĂ©bert has a black one that needs lifting.
Furthermore, the execution of the so-called exaggerators had a disastrous impact within the Committee of Public Safety concerning the Parisian masses.
Lastly, I must point out that "Le PĂšre Duchesne" saw success between 1848 and 1871. What we call HĂ©bertism had a greater significance than often acknowledged.
Thus, I ask you to rehabilitate HĂ©bert, who did so much against slavery, for price controls, proposed measures to alleviate the suffering of Parisians, and fell victim to a parody of justice that chilled the French Revolution, remembered only for its bloodshed because it sells better.
Sources:
Antoine Resche
Danton write by Frédéric Bluche
GĂ©rard Walter
#frev#french revolution#hébert jacques rené#cordeliers#in défense for#Frankly this defense cost me my sanity XD
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