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The Kintsugi Kid (Ten Years) by Fall Out Boy // an edit a day til penguins hockey, a countdown (day 21)
April 7, 2012 - February 8th, 2024
Happy Training Camp! We're officially so back
#sidney crosby#evgeni malkin#kris letang#pittsburgh penguins#an edit a day til penguins hockey (a countdown)#hockey poetry#my poetry posts#photo sources are on the dates instead of xs today#took me down a rabbit hole but I finally sourced the top photo after always seeing it without context or source on pensblr and twitter#I should share that research dive in another post because it was actually very fun and rewarding even if I did lose my mind a little#also the photos have 12 years and dental reconstruction between them and Sid still has the same smile I can't#I love his face#soldierpoetking#oh captain my captain#the russian bear#the french defense
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Sometimes, the fic premise does not matter. Let me say that again.
Sometimes, the fic premise does not matter.
What matters is how fucking funny the author is.
I just finished a Ron/Fleur fic set over the course of GoF and then the sequel takes place over OotP, and let me be clear, I have never even considered this pairing. I started it because of the focus on chess, the romance was a bit iffy, but that DOES NOT MATTER because the author is funny as FUCK.
The best part about Harry Potter fics, whenever I fall back into that inescapable pit, is when the authors write them as the little shitbag teenagers they really should be.
OBSERVE:
Go read it or I will hunt you DOWN
#dani reads#dani reacts#dani reviews#GO READ THIS#ron weasley x fleur delacour#ff.net#the english opening#the french defense#its so fucking funny#harry potter#harry potter fanfiction#ask me avout the viktor/hermione fic i found pls#someone ask me
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"And she had brown eyes like a lamb, innocent and golden"
#when the Yuri so unhealthy one of them eats the other#symbolism galore#hellsing oc#my oc#laura chastel#my art#OOOH boy let's go with the content warnings#cw gore#cw guro#cw nudity#artistic nudity#cw blood#cw death#cw cannibalism#cw decapitated head#cw decapitation#cw dismemberment#this is the woman that Laura loved (was it love? she had no idea) before Integra#I'll try to give more info on her. the idea came recently and I thought it could be cool#yes another nun. in my defense this one became one AFTER they met#it's just how catholic French villagers are ig. idk I don't really hang out with them#this piece beat my ass black and blue#i have no idea how to render#please be patient i have autism#and I'm a bit unsure about this piece. presenting it to you with an awkward hand
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Thought about how Indigo and Roz would interact in this au, so here's some sillies! I think they'd be buddies faster than Verte would consider them both as her buddies. so you know.
#inside out#inside out 2#pixar inside out#inside out au#spy au#inside out ennui#inside out embarrassment#inside out disgust#ennui#embarrassment#disgust#agent roz#agent indigo#agent verte#some trivia bits casually dropping in here: roz understands french#verte and roz don't drink alcohol for different reasons#im making indigo do the nickname thing now. fits her well. she also pronounces it roZe for fun (bc his name roz get it get it)#also sorry if the comic is confusing it's supposed to be that indigo sat next to verte to mope after a time#i did not realize it could be read differently after i finished the comic#but in my defense. it was kind of a very unplanned comic anyways LOL#gene art#bughaw i prommy i'll draw you more with the guys soon too#lastly i think indy and roz would bond over how much they're attracted to verte. btw /HJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#intended to be platonic but i dont mind if this is tagged a romantic ship
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Carla Pullen as Buffy filming Race 2 (+ all the racers getting their picture taken ^-^)
#my gifs#stex#starlight express#buffy the buffet car#bobo the french engine#bobo the tgv#musical theatre#theatre gifs#musical gifs#i love knowing how to make gifs now#instead of saying 'u know that one boot where buffy films race 2 haha' i can SHOW YOU#btw dont ask me which boot this is i dont remember. one of the 5000 2015 boots#these gifs are kinda jank but in my defense do u see how fast theyre moving#what i wouldnt do to see the video she filmed........... or the photo they took
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Je t’aime (fr.) - I love you.
Je t’aime bien (fr.) - I love you… like a friend.
#fraser/vecchio#due south#this was supposed to be for ray vecchio day and I couldn’t hold it in any longer#ray vecchio#benton fraser#licker of things that are not ray vecchio#in Fraser’s defense ray’s pronunciation is appalling#anyway I thought this was funny#sincerely hope French and Canadian French are similar in this respect#I also realize nobody says je t’aime ray stole it from a mills n boon#comics#due south fanart
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The Women of Masters of the Air - 1x04
Civilian
French Resistance
Red Cross Clubmobile
Civil Defense Service Air Raid Warden
#motaedit#masters of the air#masters of the air spoilers#mota#mota 1x04#women of mota#women in wwii#my gifs#mod post#french resistance#red cross clubmobile#civil defense#air raid warden#women's history#the women of masters of the air
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you try to turn it off but youre too turned on by it
#i need to make another woman oc so its less problematic that i draw petra p much exclusively nude and covered in blood#petra#french#um in my defense she looks cool nude and covered in blood#sketch
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alexa play i bet on losing dogs by mitski
#i'm so normal about these characters i promise#spy tf2#tf2#character: spy#team fortress 2#in my defense i have none#fun fact the colors used in the background gradients were originally colorpicked from the french flag!#digital art#digital artist#worshippdsun#worshippdsun art#fan art#tf2 fanart#blu spy#artists on tumblr#digital drawing#image described#id in alt text
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i care him
#bloons#btd6#bloons td 6#bloons tower defense#bloons art#btd6 etienne#french monkey#oui oui baguette#he's so silly#if etienne has 0 fans i am dead
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The Kids Aren't Alright by Fall Out Boy // an edit a day til penguins hockey, a countdown (day 15)
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#kris letang#pittsburgh penguins#hockey poetry#my poetry posts#an edit a day til penguins hockey (a countdown)#the french defense#I love tanger so much looking through fight pics is so fun#this is the same fight/line brawl from my Cheesby edit earlier in the series#both Sid and Tanger went at it and the photos are *chef’s kiss*
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"She's not here, is she?"
#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 pyro#infection au#tf2 oc#shelly#sfm#slf#sl:fortress#tf2 infection au#amelie#femscout#female scout#tf2 femscout#tf2 scout#french scout#apdff#anti pyro defense force of france#box#slasher#arm blade
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Pride flag for Verity Gavèlle 💙🤍❤️
#aai2#Ace attorney investigations 2#verity gavèlle#france#America got the game… but the sacrifice was losing Justine to the French#queue takumi defense squad
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In défense for Jacques René Hébert
Jacques-René Hébert (1757-1794)
Warning:
I really dislike Hébert. Even if his defense was made easier by the fact that I like some characters described as Hébertists and adore Momoro (my favorite faction of the French Revolution is the ultra-revolutionary faction, even though I know they also committed unforgivable acts given the hellish situation they were in). Historian Gérard Walter aptly summarized my view of Hébert, calling him a mediocre politician and a journalist of rare vulgarity. I would add more, describing him as a precursor to reality TV with the false persona he portrayed. Therefore, some sentences do not reflect my true opinions. However, my goal is to defend him as a lawyer would, within the context of the French Revolution. Hence, it is normal for me to refer to Louis XVI as a tyrant or something else. You can also choose to play the role of jurors or simply state whether you acquit him or not, as you wish.
The défense
Citizens, I have the great honor of being mandated by the Revolutionary Tribunal to restore the truth and honor of Jacques René Hébert, who has been defamed for far too long. There exists a black legend regarding Citizen Hébert, who still awaits the rehabilitation he has well deserved.
Citizen Hébert was born on November 15, 1757, in Alençon. His father was a master goldsmith, and rumors suggested that his mother belonged to the nobility, but there is no evidence to support her noble status. Far from being the uncultured character he is often portrayed as, Hébert became a prosecutor's clerk, though he had to leave this profession in 1780 and sought refuge in Paris. Some say this was due to a romantic adventure that brought him trouble, while others claim it was to escape a heavy financial penalty in a personal matter. Perhaps it was both, but in any case, he was in charge of managing theater box rentals at the Théâtre des Variétés from 1787-1788. Contrary to the black legend we must dispel regarding Citizen Hébert, there is no evidence that he stole any funds.
Citizen Hébert distinguished himself in revolutionary activities more significantly in 1790 when he began publishing the newspaper "Le Père Duchesne." Contrary to a widespread belief, likely propagated to discredit him, Hébert was not the inventor of the Père Duchesne character nor the first to use such language in his paper. There were two types of newspapers like this, including "Père Duchêne" by Abbé Jumel. Hébert outcompeted his rivals, and although he initially admired the tyrant Louis Capet, as did many French who were deceived, he still denounced the abuses suffered by the poor at the hands of the rich, the scandals of the court, and the moral failures of certain priests who nevertheless preached virtue. Citizen Hébert also highlighted social issues and showed great sensitivity to the lives of workers: he advocated for better social assistance for elderly fathers whose children were Sans Culottes and for the organization of elementary education for their children. All this earned him well-deserved success.
Far from being a failed and mediocre journalist, the facts I have presented demonstrate that Citizen Hébert was dedicated to the rights of the people.
Moreover, once the tyrant attempted to flee, Hébert abandoned royalism and became a genuine republican, having opened his eyes to the nature of the monarchy. He continually attacked the tyrant’s duplicity regarding his frequent use of vetoes, which further impeded the rights of the people. Hébert also became a member of the Cordeliers Club in 1791 and entered political functions on August 10, 1792, within the Paris Commune, becoming a spokesperson for the Sans Culottes.
The fact that he did not succeed in being elected to the Convention, unlike other journalists, should not lead one to believe that Citizen Hébert was incapable of holding important positions or that he was unpopular. Evidence of his capability is his election as deputy prosecutor of the Paris Commune, and in addition to his work, he joined the Jacobin Club in January 1793. This shows that he was becoming increasingly active. We should also remember that he openly applauded the abolition of slavery, as evidenced by one of his articles titled "La grande joie du père Duchèsne au sujet de la fête que les Sans-Culottes ont célébrée dans le Temple de la Raison, en réjouissance de l'abolition de l'esclavage des négres" on 1 Ventôse An II. We are thus far from the heartless man depicted by the black legend concerning Citizen Hébert.
Regarding the accusations that Hébert was bloodthirsty due to the political group called the Girondins, I must remind you of historian Jean Clément Martin’s statement that the Girondins were sent to the scaffold because they failed to send the Montagnards or the Sans Culottes there. Indeed, before the insurrection of May 31 and June 2, 1793, Citizen Hébert was arrested, likely due to his articles. When some Sans Culottes came merely to request his release, Isnard made a speech threatening the destruction of Paris. Therefore, besides showing that the opponents of the Cordeliers and Jacobins would not have hesitated to use the guillotine, we see that Citizen Hébert was capable of inspiring great loyalty. Following this insurrection, his newspaper gained significant success, and for good reason.
Finally, on September 5, 1793, he was part of a group that invaded the Convention following disastrous events that further endangered our glorious revolution. With many Sans Culottes, he demanded necessary and salutary measures such as price controls and the raising of a revolutionary army.
Some may criticize Citizen Hébert for continually demanding the death penalty. I would respond that while it is true that innocents sometimes suffered from these accusations, it was not Hébert who made these decisions, although we cannot absolve him of responsibility. It was the Convention, the Committee of General Security, and the Committee of Public Safety that voted for the arrests. When he demanded texts in his journal, it is easy to forget the context: the betrayal of Dumouriez, who handed over the Minister of War and others to the enemy, and the treason of two French admirals that resulted in Toulon falling into English hands. Citizen Hébert, like many French revolutionaries, was exasperated and worried, knowing that royalist threats were not empty. Of course, there were innocent generals whose heads Hébert called for, such as General Custine, but we must see his actions in context without excusing them.
Concerning the false accusation against Marie Antoinette regarding her son, I do not wish to absolve Citizen Hébert of this horrible affair, but he was not the only one responsible. Yet, some want to make it seem as though he alone was to blame, while citizens like Pache, Chaumette, and Jacques Louis David were also involved. He is clearly not solely responsible.
I must say that Hébert's attacks on Danton were entirely justified given the evidence we now have. Nevertheless, certain members of the Committee of Public Safety, including Robespierre, preferred to target Hébert before Danton, likely due to the campaign of de-Christianization. But remember this: without excusing those who wanted to force de-Christianization, we should recall that not long ago, many religious fanatics infantilized the people, constantly making prohibitions against them (remember the Callas affair or that of the Chevalier de La Barre). However, we should not forget that Hébert did not hate Christians, as he often referred to the Sans Culotte Jesus. Therefore, this hatred was primarily directed at clergy, especially those who were resistant to our glorious revolution or those who maintained a hypocritical attitude in their functions, although some might attribute Hébert’s remarks about Jesus to an attempt to temper his criticisms. Nevertheless, he was a victim of an unjustifiable parody of a trial.
It is important to remember the context of the insurrection, recalling the harsh winter of 1793-1794, and that the Cordeliers Club, where Hébert was very popular, was among the most sensitive to the suffering of the working classes. This was one of the reasons for the insurrection, and we should not forget that ultimately, people like Hébert were right to distrust the Ventôse laws, as they were eventually not enforced.
He was the victim of a parody of a trial, wrongly accused of sabotaging food supplies. As historian Antoine Resche states in his mini-biography of Citizen Hébert, to "fabricate a flimsy case, a few more or less dubious foreign figures were added to the list of accused, and Hébert was executed as the leader of a rather disjointed group." Their arrests were politically motivated. Many laughed at Hébert’s execution, noting his calls for heads and his eventual breakdown. I must point out that his wife, Marie Françoise Goupil, was arrested shortly after him and claimed to be pregnant—whether this was true or not, I hope not—to avoid execution, yet she was executed 20 days later.
However, Camille Desmoulins is absolved for his behavior on the scaffold because it was believed he wept for Lucile and was more lenient than Hébert. If we accept this excuse for Desmoulins, we must also extend it to Citizen Hébert, who may have cried primarily for his wife’s fate. And regarding Desmoulins' alleged leniency, let us reconsider. He shares responsibility for the Brissotins’ demise, did not protest the entirely illegal persecution of Jacques Roux, said he understood the need to curb liberty for the people’s salvation, and did not oppose or even approved the mock trial that led to the deaths of Hébert, Momoro, Ronsin, Vincent, and the arrest of Marie Françoise Goupil. If we accuse Citizen Hébert of having dubious friends, what about Desmoulins, who allied with a corrupt figure like Danton, and likely knew it? We are far from the kind Desmoulins versus the evil Hébert often portrayed in films. Desmoulins enjoys a golden legend, while Hébert has a black one that needs lifting.
Furthermore, the execution of the so-called exaggerators had a disastrous impact within the Committee of Public Safety concerning the Parisian masses.
Lastly, I must point out that "Le Père Duchesne" saw success between 1848 and 1871. What we call Hébertism had a greater significance than often acknowledged.
Thus, I ask you to rehabilitate Hébert, who did so much against slavery, for price controls, proposed measures to alleviate the suffering of Parisians, and fell victim to a parody of justice that chilled the French Revolution, remembered only for its bloodshed because it sells better.
Sources:
Antoine Resche
Danton write by Frédéric Bluche
Gérard Walter
#frev#french revolution#hébert jacques rené#cordeliers#in défense for#Frankly this defense cost me my sanity XD
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You're American?!
Anon, this is the expression I feel you had while you wrote that sentence.
Yes. Yes, I am American. What gave it away? Me stating all the time I'm American (rural Southwest, Catholic, bisexual, a slut, Hispanic/Black, a Leo, a vegetarian) or was it the way I spell "colors"?
For an aging millennial who knows better, I actually offer up way too much information in the tags. So . . . fuck it, let me offer up more - I was born in Japan due to America's strategic colonization in over 80 countries (aka my father was in the Air Force), so my first passport has a picture of a week-old me! Whenever I renew my license or fill out any type of legal paperwork, I have to present five documents to prove my American citizenship since I was born in a regular Japanese hospital instead of the one on the American base. When I travel, internationally or domestically, it never fails that I get held up because my passport is American, my place of birth is Japan, and my place of residency is . . . just know people don't realize it's an American state. I travel often, but I think about two years ago, I might have fucked an international criminal at a Canadian music festival because I got held up in the Montreal airport for hours trying to leave and since then, I always have to go to the counter to print out my boarding pass and I always get asked additional questions. Odd, but if the criminal was who I think it was, the sex was worth it.
#yo soy americana#o estadounidense#no me importa#in my defense he spoke French#I was not expecting that much French in Montreal#I'm used to Toronto and Vancouver#he said he was an accountant#the way TSA be acting toward me tells me otherwise#and yes it was AT the music festival#I wasn't going to miss the Swedish House Mafia set#I will not apologize for oversharing
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oh also also, baghera getting increasingly french at the end of the timer was so fucking funny and i love her so much, like when her and phil fought and phil killed her and her accent thickened until she abandoned words and made french noises CHEF'S KISS reminds me of when she played outlast w cellbit slime and jaiden and got progressively more french as the night wore on, genuinely had a blast hearing her progressively dropping more and more swears in french
also reminds me of something i THINK i remember, think it was her who said during brazil she kept accidentally speaking french to people because of how close she felt to them
#qsmp#baghera jones#debated on making this post bc i wasn't sure if people would think i was making fun? i'm not trying to; to be clear#it's something i've noticed w baghera in particular and really really love#(personally i trend to a southern drawl; i am not from the american south)#i genuinely really like it#idk if your first language is french and you think this is disrespectful i'll delete it just say the word#mine is english so idk how shitty we can be :( i know we can be awful#((tbh i usually kick Myself if i can't understand an accent bc i'm the damn native speaker i should be good at this language))#((like this is My Fault for not parsing i'm the one who knows what these words MEAN; COME ON))#these went on a tangent but in my defense it's technically 4 am here (daylight savings)#also i was watching team red. the entire event. and then until this very moment.#this speaks for itself i think#shut up vic#block game brainrot
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