#the first time i post in ages and im not well IM NOT WELL

[gatorbites-imagines]

*receives the trans Mark beam directly to frontal lobe with grace* GATOR YOU GENIUS THE RIDING IDEA WITH OG MARK HAREM IS SO. SO. IM GOING TO EAT THAT POST. Also your beam worked too well I've been thinking about this idea for ages I'm on the verge of actually writing it 💔

Also, okay question, do you think that it would be funnier if the variants survived because Eve never got injured so Mark faced them all and defeated them, or Angstrom changed his approach and sent the variants to fight Mark one by one? (Like instead of an all out approach, Angstrom sent evil version after evil version to ensure Mark thinks that he's not meant to be good, that any circumstance can make him a ticking time bomb or prone to evil) (aka Mark's getting psychologically tortured and the variants are falling in love lmfao)

Also. At least one variant got so hard so quick they passed out upon seeing Mark headbutt Conquest to death. (HAVE A GOOD DAY GATOR!!!! <3)

Please do write it, I would read tf outta this. 

It would be kinda funny if the Mark variants were sent one at a time, like some kinda power ranger villain of the weak. Would it be weakest to strongest, or is it just one random Mark at a time? Do they play rock paper scissors? Pull straws? Fight it out? 

I feel the first like, five variants are treated as major threats, until Mark realizes they all just pop a stiffy when they start fighting. He swears one of them went “Awooga,,,” and started audibly panting when his suit was shredded in just the right places. 

You know the variants just kinda crowd around the screen at the GDA to watch Mark headbutt Conquest into mush? The poor operators just gotta slowly back out of the room, cuz these variants are starting to growl, huff and rut against the control panel (only like, one or two of them are doing this, but that's more than enough) 

Sinister would try to lick all the blood off Marks face, just sticking his tongue all over his mug like those fish you have that suck on the insides of the tank to clean it. 

Poor Marks gonna get pavloved in one way or the other. It's not that the blood and violence really get him off, it's more that all the variants go crazy for it and want to go down on him after fights or when hes extra bloody. 

I can't even imagine all the flack Rex will give Mark for this. Like what do you MEAN evil versions of you are downright humping their hands and panting against your neck like some kinda wild animal?? Thats fucking hilarious. 

If Marks dating Eve, then she isn't any help either, cuz I feel deep in my soul of souls, she would be into it. 

[captainsaltypear]

for legal reasons caine needs to give pomni her own marketable gummipoo plushie. as a treat.

[maythedreadwolftakeyou]

over the last 3 months i have seen myself called (and sometimes blocked for being assumed to be):

a racist/a bigot

homophobic/queerphobic/transphobic

ace/demi-phobic

a fascist

for expressing opinions such as "I found the characters and background stories in Veilguard weaker and less interesting than previous Dragon Age games" and "i miss the amount of tension and conflict that we used to get to explore with the player character depending on their in-game background and life history" and "i did not feel Lucanis' character and romance arc was fully satisfying while I was playing through it".

and since this all started we now have:

seen the entire DA staff laid off from Bioware

heard many now-former bioware devs talking about how toxic the workplace was during the development of DA4

seen allusions to Bioware/EA executives overriding plot/plans that the Dragon Age writers/devs would have preferred

extracted large amounts of cut content from the games that show things like increased emotional response range for Rook, or alternate endings for companion arcs (NOT concept art content, but actual written and even voice-recorded dialogue in the game files), or increased impact from decisions you could make in the game

IN ADDITION to what we ALREADY knew about how many times the game changed direction/leadership changed/the mid-process layoffs, etc.

so can we maybe not keep putting "people who come into the Dragon Age universe from a place of love and were ultimately disappointed with the latest installment" in the same trash bucket as "dudes on twitter who were mad there were trans/nonbinary characters in their AAA game". can we FUCKING as a community acknowledge that there are many reasons someone might not jive with a change in direction other than jumping to "they disagree with me so they must obviously be horrible people, whose opinions shouldn't be counted anyway" (<-if this is your first impulse maybe examine that also).

i am so tired and i am never gonna get an apology for any of it but NOW that a lot of the people who were posting/reblogging these sentiments are hearing/seeing all these other things add up. it's like suddenly now it's "acceptable" to have problems with aspect of Veilguard or want more from it, because the writers/devs have shown they probably did too during it's creation. whereas when I said these things right off the bat (because the only thing we had was the game we got. not the game we can pretend they wanted to make instead) it WASN'T because apparently expressing opinions on my personal tumblr counts as "being mean to/harassing devs who worked hard on the game" or, again, assumed I am a racist/bigot/facist/queerphobic.

you're allowed to still like Veilguard. it's fine i promise. you can love the game if you love it and my not loving it has nothing to do with your own relationship to this piece of media. i am happy there are people who truly can enjoy it without massive Caveats. but i am still seeing like 3-5 posts Per Week express those opinions and it is really destroying my love for the community i once enjoyed.

[lemongogo]

viktor prev 🤖

[thedeadthree]

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[guitarnacle]

I literally have a research essay to do but Brian Molko bewitched me

[violentdelightshavevioletends]

Welp… I’m bawling like a baby… just read Chapter 36 of Fourth Wing… and I am not okay.

[ohsweetflips]

my neutral dragon age trait is that 50% of the time i'm like "the more i critique the games, the more i love them. i can appreciate each game for what they are but my criticism and frustration over what they could be are a sign of love" and the other 50% is like "this is the writing of the dragon age series. sure. why not. this may as well happen."

[microwavetoaster-selfships]

I think I need that "Wow, I haven't stubbed my toe in five months! I was then shot fifty-seven times." Audio again

[bunnyboy-juice]

awawawawawawa

[sunfloweraro]

I'm curious about 9 from the fanfic ask game!

Ooooh thank you for the ask!!

Question 9. How did you get into writing fanfiction?

Okay I have to be brutally honest here, my first fanfic I ever wrote was when I was 14, and it’s a Walking Dead wingfic (unsurprisingly) in first-person 😭 It’s also incomplete and will likely never be completed snsksn

How did I get into writing fanfic though? That goes way back to when I was in single digits still. I used to ‘write’ all these silly and extremely angsty stories in my head before I went to sleep (super young me used to LOVE torturing Luigi XD). At the time, I never wrote any of the ideas down, and they tended to be super repetitive in that I would explore mainly the same scene, sometimes moving further.

And then I was introduced to fanfiction and it was like a lightbulb went off. I grabbed my shitty old iPad I won in a competition, cracked open the notes app, and went hogwild with it. And I haven’t really stopped writing fanfiction since! Even though I do also write original stories now too, fanfiction holds a dear place in my heart for how much it helped me get through and process as a teenager. And yes, I will still be writing it at the age of 95! Nothing can stop me from hurting my blorbos >:)

[ripcarrotchan]

taro buys jiro a weird-looking kitty plushie

(this is a scene from my fic about taro and jiro going to the park and jiro getting a plushie! ;;w;;)

[fluffle-writes]

I wanna. Pick them up in my mouth and shake 'em around like a dog obliterating a squeaky toy

[seaquestions]

i was watching all the garly goals of the 23-24 season, as you do, and it made me wanna get into gifmaking so. remember when i said my hockey hyperfixation could be worse cos i havent gotten to the point of rb-ing gifsets yet? well. ive already made one so think i might just become a guy who Makes gifsets.

[vivanightcity]

Night City's version of Cops.

[felidthing]

i was trying to use that age post to try an gauge how old an alter is but due to not being a literal child in the meat world shes kinda contradictory. the youngest on that post is 4 anyway where they can understand language but she cant. so idk. she has very limited speech but i dont think its linked to her age i think thats just a limitation she has but she also cant understand language most of the time either. so idk. anyways thats my late night tjoughts