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Rant on fire safety
While absolutely gorgeous, I HATE this trend of "aesthetic candles". This is from a local witch shop, that sells these candles. Look at it! It's an absolute fire hazard. A plastic flower molten into the wax. You should not have plastic anywhere near a candle flame. Look at the glitter. Guess what? ALSO PLASTIC.
At best it's gonna smell horrendous, because molten plastic stinks. But burn enough of these candles and you're likely to give yourself cancer. Yes, you read that right. Do no inhale fumes of molten plastic!
Stop making candles with materials that shouldn't be burnt! ffs
#witchcraft#witch#witchblr#pagan#paganism#rant#vent#fire safety#you know#rule number one of witchcraft#candle magic#candle spell#safety
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hey dude i'd totally rip open my ribcage for you to use as a furnace if you asked. sorry if that's weird or anything.
#guess who finally had time to doodle something ^_^ itt's been one of those weeks... pass the chip body horror !!!#jrwi#jrwi riptide#jrwi chip#jrwi fanart#avepharts#chip the kind of guy to say “are you cold man? you could set me on fire and eat my flesh or something” and you think he's joking#but you look down and he's already bared himself in front of you saying “sorry if it tastes bad you can always just make me into jerky lol”#body horror#gore#tw gore#tw body horror#i mean it's pretty stylised but uhh. safety filters as usual.#he makes me ill
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POOR GABRIEL MONTEZ! YOU NEVER SAW THIS COMING DID YOU? ALL YOU WANTED WAS POWER. SECURITY. SAFETY. & THATS EXACTLY WHAT YOU GOT! JUST IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR BODY. LETS JUST HOPE NO ONE FUCKS THIS UP. LETS JUST HOPE YOU WONT HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE MESS.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#cw gore#jrwi suckening spoilers#jrwi suckening#jrwi gabriel#jrwi gabriel montez#LOOK FAMILIAR?hahahahahDONT WORRY#IM REUPLOADING THIS HERE BC i fixed up the drawing a lil. and also i wanted to add main tags#U WONT SEE ANY DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THISSUN N THE POST ON MY SIDEBLOG.i changed the image there too.HA!!!!!!!#ANYWAY.i rambled plenty about pain and gabe on my sideblog.SO LETS TALK ABT THE ART SHALL WE.ihad i very hard time getting the colors down#would u believe i nearly left this uncolored??FUCKED UP!! it was only a sketchhow did it end up like this. it was only a sketch...#BUT IM RLY GLAD I WENT W COLORING IT.this time i actually used the airbrush n pencil tools BUT i also have a handy dandy brush i made#its just the mspaint air brush tool. fucking LOVE THAT THING. but now its in fire alpaca and it can be slightly transparent.IT LOOKS SOGOOD#perfect for splatters and grime.i love you mspaint i love youuu.im also so happy w the blood here.i think i reached a shift last year#back when i made that genloss fanart something abt the way i draw blood finally CLICKED and im like OH. the inside must always be darker.#like i KNEW that already but it was like my hand itself finally had it click.i wonder what i will learn next?I LIKE THE ORGANS HERE TOO#not as veiny or thready as i usually draw em. but i think thats fine. not as WET as id like em to be but thats also fine.#i got the point across. the point ofc being WOW THIS IS GRUESOME AND PAINFUL AND TERRIBLE#I LOVE HIS EXPRESSION.i love pain and thinking abt pain. you lose yourself to it after enough time passes of just being in an ocean o agony#at one point its just too tiresome to scream or writhe. theres a point when the body accepts it.sometimes.atleast.#OHHH GABRIEL AS A CHARACTER DELIGHTS ME SO MUCH.he is a dog to me.a thing to serve others.I WISH I KNEW MORE#WHAT ELSE DID YOU WANT BOY?? SURE POWER AND SECURITY AND SAFETY ARE NICE.BUT DID YOU HAVE DREAMS? WANTS? PASSIONS?#WHAT WAS THE STORY BEHIND THAT TIGER TATTOO ON YOUR ARM?WHAT DO THE DOGTAGS SAY BOY?I WISH I COULD HAVE TEA W U#OHHH TO SIT DOWN WITH A CHARACTER AND JUST SPEAK TO THEM. AND YET. AND YET IN THE END ITS ALL TRAGEDY AND COMEDY#TRAGEDY AND COMEDY THAT IS SO SO PAINFULLY UNBALANCED. SIGH.#WHATEVER CMERE BOY YOURE BECOMING AN OC OF MINE NOW UR GONNA BE IN SPACE AND UR NAME IS GONNA BE VINEGAR#UR STILL GONNA BE SHIP OF THESEUSED THOUGH. OOOHHH GABRIEEELLL GABRIEL MONTEEEZZZ#HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE BUILT INTO YOU.HOW MANY DID YOU LOVE AND CHERISH.HOW MANY TATTOOS DO U RECOGNIZE ON UR NEW ARMS#WHAT WAS IT LIKE? ON THE NIGHT U WERE SIRED?WERE YOU EXCITED? DID YOU SEE YOUR BOSS' FACE?WHAT WAS THIS PROMOTION LIKE?
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So the good news is whatever safety measures are part of my computer charger worked! The bad news is it is no longer a functional charger. It’s a little too melted to work
#the person behind the yarn#time to order ANOTHER new charger#this is not the one I ordered a few weeks ago#but this is the one I had at my desk that I almost never moved#my dad says I am hard on chargers and I admit on my non-desk charges#*chargers that’s true when it comes to wear from bending the cord near where it plugs into the computer#but I feel like this one isn’t my fault#the not-off brand chargers are so expensive#but I gotta say the fact that this one did not catch on fire makes me want to get another one from the company directly#like. good safety stuff!#would be better if it didn’t melt but not catching fire is an important safety standard!
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More ddvau by @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11 because the guys have taken over my brain
#hermitshipping#trafficshipping#ddvau#desert duo vigilante au#ddvau fanart#scarian#sjkfhkdjfs hope you lovely artists dont mind me @ing you im losing my mind over here /pos#ANYWHO HI OMG#so while i was drawing i thought about like#the aftermath of the... mother spore situation??#like.... hOW much trouble is grian going to be in for not being catalogued as a witch??#will this affect his powers long-term???????#will he be fired????#what if he's fired???#hotguy will probably be the one to reach out to him when all is over because he'll lose sO much#BUT WHAT IF HOTGUY HAS TO ARREST HIM AFTERWARDS??#HOW WOULD SCAR LIVE WITH HIMSELF IN THAT SITUATION#UGH. THE TURMOIL. IM HURTING IN THE BEST WAY.#at any rate seeing one of your friends being taken over by some fungus THING cannOT be good for your longterm mental health and safety#first pic is really a study in expressions#second i had fun with poses#third i like seeing cuteguy saving people in the mundane :)))) like the peoples superheroooo
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This guy's a street medic who has been through it. Multiple times.
(source)
#apropos of nothing#ok actually apropos of todays findings#about 57 + gunshot wounds#and no sign he fired first#shocking no one who's been paying attention#but it's bound to (rightfully) rouse the rabble#tortuguita#protest safety#doom 2023
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i had an idea for a canary fakemon that glows when it sings, so miners used to use it as a light source. this was very dangerous for the pokemon and many of them died. the spirits of some of those pokemon became trapped in the mines and now haunt them, taking revenge for their untimely demise by using their light and song to lure unwary people and pokemon to their deaths ^_^
#pokemon#fakemon#no names for these guys yet i was simply struck with inspiration and had to draw out some designs#specifically i remembered the song birdhouse in your soul and then i thought 'hm that would make a cool pokemon'#and the ghost one was inspired by historical mining practices involving canaries + fire safety lamps (used in mines)#the ring handle was supposed to resemble a halo but idk how clearly that came through sdfjd#also to be clear this is not an evolution line! i have an evolution line planned for the alive one already
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thinking about the nearby alternate universe where they actually let roger perform the wall inside a giant inflatable worm like he wanted which obviously gets immediately set ablaze by the exploding airplane trick, thus deflating the on-fire worm on top of the audience and leading to a tragedy so deeply absurd the news can't figure out how to appropriately cover it
#they already couldn't get people to leave for the safety exits the actual time the plane set the stadium on fire#and they are -lucky- no one ever got seriously injured by the falling bricks#aside from regular human compassion. im so glad pink floyd never had a the who in cincinnati incident#because im not sure they could psychologically handle that as well#pink floyd#roger waters
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Ngl your post summarises so well why i love sukugo and why im so insane about them
Like of fucking course those two would work together when Sukuna deeply does not care about any social rules to ever exist. Of course they do when Gojo is confronted with someone gay for him and not hiding behind anything. This is not survivable and i love them and care them. I even had written in the notes for my fic about Gojo being the person who generally prefers to keep things as they are but i couldnt actually formulate why i think that. You are so smart your analysis is so wonderful
This is also why I like Sukugo a lot. It's not just that Sukuna matches Gojo's freak, he enables it. Encourages it even. Makes it worse. Sukuna's existence is a twisted opposition to Jujutsu Society. It's very hedonistic, sadistic, and selfish but by golly it is rebellion.
The flattery is also appreciated, but please understand that I am very stupid and am capable of making mistakes. Alternate perspectives like yours are just as valuable. Which is why I'm shoehorning your tags on this post into this ask. (They are great tags and everyone should see them. Also I don't know how to respond to them otherwise.)
#yeah youre right # sorry i got time to think about it #and im kind of writing gojo rhe same but a vit more influenced by sukuna lmao #tbh as the person coming from a post soviet country #i honestly cant like #fully agree with everything due to just #like i understand that what people want from socialism isnt what was in soviet union #but its still very much hard to accept that anyone could want what we went through lol #when i tell you that socialism actually pitted everyone against each other isnt not a joke #but i understand what you lead into and yeah yeah true
#tbf to gojo he really tried even if his method ultimately failed #like he had genuinely tried to do better for the kids that came after him despite the desperate lack of empathy of understanding of others #and himself #like i can appreciate the desperate desire to make change for the better
#and yeah geto was so horribly jealous its insane #of anything really #i also kinda really think geto has the mentality that after toji gojo is different? #that the boy he knew died and this is someone else #and what he does it ultimately for the boy he loved and for the boy who survived through changing #it also may be a bit of a fucked up coping mechanism how to deal with it all and differentiate what gojo was to him and is
#but yeah i was thinkinf about it and talking a lot #they were so badly exploited as children #we know its better with gojo than it was before #but then also if gojo takes on the hardest missions for the students that means he’s not present to teach its a fucked up circle #he doesnt understand enough to be a full leader to make a rebellion but he is trying god damn #but yeah the only way he could articulate what he’s actually feeling is through battle which is sad
#i take the way he stopped looking for exciting battles growing up is him growing up #like sending yuuta for cursed tools. he made his peace that he cant just chase men while he needs to take care of the kids #idk its all deeplt fucked up and im very sad for them
That's a fair criticism and even better commentary. I understand the aversion to some of the words I'm using to describe this. It's just that I don't know how else to effectively communicate what I think is the main issue. I do appreciate you're willing to hear me out on this though! (You're applying Umineko's "Without love, it cannot be seen." which makes me very happy.)
I'm US based which is a hypercapitalist hellscape, so when I talk about socialism it doesn't mean "do exactly what the Soviet Union did" (that would be very bad) but instead some of the ideas behind workers rights are good and desperately needed to curb stomp the type of labor exploitation they're experiencing. (Like unions for better pay, hours, and working conditions.)
Theory is useful because it give you the words to describe exactly what's wrong and the ideas that can guide you towards productive solutions. I can say Jujutsu Society is bad because of labor exploitation from the higher ups and therefore unions would help mitigate their power because I learned about those things.
Gojo and Geto don't have those words or background so they see part of the problem but have no name for it. And because they don't understand why it's happening, their solutions are surface-level treatments that don't address the real source of their suffering.
Toji was a symptom of the problem. Geto saw Toji as the entire problem so he thinks eradicating anything like Toji is the solution. Gojo saw Toji as a symptom and a potential solution to the real problem—Jujutsu Society. He recognized that Toji being strong is what helped him escape this problem so he laser focused on it. If he and his students are strong, they can change things. What things exactly? Gojo doesn't have the knowledge or time to dwell deeper on it. To him strength=revolution. He neglects the need for mutual aid, addressing overwork, and limiting child labor because the words and framework to deal with that are missing.
Gojo can't really do anything other than keep things the sameish because he doesn't know how the better world he's seeking works. (Similar to how you recognized this flaw of his, but couldn't put it into words since you didn't have them.) He both does things better for his students and screws them up in whole new different ways as a result of this. It's very tragic.
And everything wrong with Jujutsu Society is still just a microcosm of Japanese work culture that leads to this exploitation in the first place. Nanami is the only character that makes this connection and he has no idea what to do about it other than work where he feels less bad about it.
It's kind of like knowing a grease fire is dangerous but not knowing how to put it out.
>Gojo throws water on the grease fire trying to put it out and makes it worse before he starts suffocating it with his body instead of a blanket.
>Geto tries to eradicate grease from existence not knowing that other types of fire exist.
>Nanami realizes oxygen and fuel are the source of fires but he has none of the tools to put them out or prevent them.
>Sukuna understands that letting the fire burn everything to ash means there will never be fire again. ...While ignoring this also means there will be nothing left in the aftermath.
If any of these people were taught fire safety (labor theory), their methods of dealing with the fire (labor exploitation) and preventing it in the future would be so much better.
Japan has some of the lowest union memberships and the worst working conditions amongst rich countries. JJK has a lot to say on the topic so I'm being very annoying about it because I don't see others talking about it this way.
#cactus yaps?#My current workplace is basically unionized so I am biased.#I don't think it's fair that I can experience reasonable working conditions while everyone else I know is suffering.#If I complain about safety issues it gets addressed. My friends are told to endure OSHA violations or be fired. It's ridiculous!#At my old workplace I was made to ascend an unstable warehouse rack 30ft above concrete without railings or fall gear.#Every time I went up the wobbling made me think ''This is it. I'm going to die.'' I complained to my boss about this and he laughed at me.#One of the many reasons I quit. My hair started graying at age 22 from stress. I also sipped on sulfuric acid during lab shifts it was BAD.#Good flavor though. Nice light sourness... As you can see working really long or bad hours fudges up your brain in more ways than one.#Gojo is too overworked and traumatized to be effective. I would know because I recognize his plight as my own.#Under a socialist lens JJK reads as leftist infighting I swear to fudge.#gojo satoru#jjk spoilers#jujutsu kaisen#asks
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I think about Steve's comment about the Russian bunker tunnels being a fire hazard at least once a week. Why was he ready to spit off all the ways that the Russian bunker broke fire safety codes at the drop of a hat? He did not deliver that line like it was a little funny haha. That was the delivery of a man who has studied the local fire safety codes and/or who immediately assesses the points of egress of every building he enters. Was young(er) Steve one of those kids obsessed with historical disasters? Did he learn about the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory and Iroquois Theater fires and develop a fear of getting trapped in burning buildings? When Starcourt goes up in flames is he panicking? Was he the person ushering everyone to the nearest fire exit?
#steve harrington#genuinely this lives in my head rent free at all times#it's one of my favorite 'throwaway' bits of steve characterization#hc that steve rambles about fire safety the same way robin does about rabies#robin and eddie don't really care about keeping their doors closed when they sleep#when steve learns this he lectures them about how falling asleep with your door open is a fire hazard and how they're both gonna die#(my gf does this)#read.txt
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Pov you’re Fjorm about to witness the prince of the nation you’ve allied yourself with get brutally betrayed by his own tactician.
#images taken moments before disaster#When I said Alfonse is now stuck with this chaos gremlin I MEANT IT#Get his ass Kiran#Bully him affectionately#let them be goofy#I am a little concerned for their safety Alfonse's hand is on his weapon#They really testing his reaction time#Did he pass or get dunked on you decide#feh#fire emblem heroes#feh kiran#kiran#feh summoner#feh alfonse#alfonse#Drew this one real fast so there might be a few whoopsies#art tag
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every comment or post that I see yelling about sympathy, empathy, and reminding us that those people are humans with lives and families only makes me wish they're dead even harder. matter of fact, I hope they all suffer as much as possible and then go to hell and suffer even more. there
#titanic#oceangate#rambling#PATRICIA THESE PEOPLE PAID A QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLARS TO RIDE A BOLTED PRINGLES CAN STEERED BY A LOGITECH CONTROLLER#TO SEE THE REMAINS OF A SHIP THAT KILLED MOSTLY POOR PEOPLE BC THE RICH WERE PRIORITISED IN THE EVACUATION#FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO HAVE BRAGGING RIGHTS AND BC THEY WERE BORED#WHILE IGNORING SAFETY REGULATIONS LEFT RIGHT AND CENTER#I HAVE NO SHRED OF SYMPATHY. NONE. THEYRE GETTING THEIR KARMA#I'LL HAVE TO PAWN OFF A PAIR OF EARRINGS TO SURVIVE UNTIL MY NEXT PAYCHECK. DO YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT?#I COULDVE PAID OFF BOTH OF MY LOANS. GOTTEN CLOTHES AND SHOES I NEED. GONE ON VACATION FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE. GOTTEN A TATTOO#AND STILL WOULDVE HAD MONEY LEFT OVER TO LIVE OFF OF WITH JUST ONE TICKET'S WORTH. ONE#so get off your moral high horse. you will never get where they are no matter how hard you're trying to convince yourself that#if only you work hard enough. long enough. youll be rich too#you wont.#and they wouldnt piss on fire to put you out if you were in their situation
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HEY !! HERE ARE SOME RANDOM FIRE SAFETY TIPS !!
AVOID HILLS. seriously. the radiant heat coming off the flames pre-heats nearby grasses/fuels located above (heat rises!) which is what cause fires to "run" up hills lighting up long strips in the blink of an eye. you cannot outrun a fire that's chasing you up hill.
EVEN IF you are standing below the fire all it takes is one stray ember blown in the wind to start a fire below YOU and then you're really screwed. if you're caught on a hill, run to the side and (if possible) try to get to any charred/burnt zones behind the fire.
charred/already burnt black areas are safe zones. they will not easily re-burn and can become refuges to retreat to (but still be mindful of smoke inhalation).
healthy green grass lawns can also be temporary safe zones. the moisture held in lush grass makes it a lot more difficult to catch fire and can work as a temporary refuge in the case of a house fire. however, TO BE CLEAR: this does NOT apply to tall forest meadow-type grasses. when i say healthy grass im talkin like suburban manicured lawns okay? if your lawn is looking crusty dry brown then thats not gonna be a good place to run to.
most mild carbon monoxide poisoning (aka smoke inhalation) can be cured by simply taking in fresh air. severe smoke inhalation may require further medical treatment though.
fire needs FUEL + OXYGEN + HEAT in order to burn. if you removed ANY of these 3 things, the fire will go out. this is known as the fire triangle. the reason why water works against fire is mainly because it's cold, however it also helps by "drowning" the fire, depriving it of oxygen.
on this note!! if you're cooking and your food catches on fire inside the pan, DO NOT! pour water onto it!!!! that will only make it splash. what you're gonna wanna do is grab a pot/pan lid and gently slide it onto the pan. this will cut off its oxygen and put the fire out. DO NOT! slam the lid onto the pan!! this rush of wind/air could blow the fire right out of the pan and directly onto you/nearby furniture!
CHECK YOUR FIRE EXTINGUISHERS!!! please!! not all fire extinguishers are meant to be used on the same fire!!! while it can vary (and you should definitely look up the ratings for your own location/extinguishers) many of them will have specific class ratings written along the label. here in the USA, those ratings are in letter form (ie: Class A, Class B, Class C, Class D, and Class K). sometimes these ratings are combined (ie: Class ABC), meaning that a Class ABC fire extinguisher can be used on a Class A, B, or C fire.
FIRE EXTINGUISHERS AND THEIR ASSIGNED FIRES
CLASS A: these extinguishers should be used on wood/paper/plastic (ie: your basic trash fire).
CLASS B: these extinguishers should be used on flammable liquids (ie: alcohol, gas, petroleum, greasing oils <- not food oils though!!).
CLASS C: these extinguishers should be used on electrical fires (ie: sparking cables, your computer spontaneously combusted and is on fire, etc).
CLASS D: these extinguishers should be used on combustible metals (ie: magnesium, titanium, potassium, sodium, etc. if that metal shit in your garage is burning, use Class D).
CLASS K: these extinguishers should be used on flammable cooking oils/greases (ie: your stove is on fire, your barbecue's on fire, etc).
CLASS ABC: these extinguishers can be used on any of the Class A, B, or C material fires.
DO NOT USE THE WRONG EXTINGUISHER. they are labeled differently for a reason!!! a Class ABC extinguisher (for example) will make a Class K fire splash! you will cause that big old greasy fire to splash right back onto you!! Class K extinguishers are specifically designed to safely put out fires without disturbing the liquids/oils so please please please check the labels of your extinguishers.
AND REMEMBER TO "PASS" !!!
HOW TO USE A FIRE EXTINGUISHER — P.A.S.S.
PULL the pin in the handle.
AIM the nozzle at the base of the fire.
SQUEEZE the lever slowly.
SWEEP (across the base of the fire) from side to side.
#so uh hi! i am literally getting a degree in Fire Science at my college so i have a ton of random info in this noggin#and i have so much more info on actual house fires specifically but this was already getting all over the place so SJHDGF#and ik this is a lot of me shouting and doesnt go into practical use for the smoke issue happening right now BUT#just in case anyone didnt know some of this stuff who knows!!! maybe itll come in handy :-)#txt#fire safety#even if just one person reads this and learns smth they didnt know itll be worth it ♥️#but yeah sorry i have adhd this is probably incoherent as hell SHDGFGDHSJA
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Paul George on Stephen A. Smith’s Kawhi Leonard jab: “I didn’t like that moment… Kawhi wants to play… We exhausted a lot out of Kawhi this season. So at some point your body breaks you down… I didn’t appreciate that moment. I know I laughed because the situation was lighthearted, but deep down it was like you gotta let that go, Stephen A.”
Paul George, knight in shining armor
#HE DOES . u know. defend his girlbosses#as a good malewife husband soes#but like... he'll defend them.. five days after the fact#like hes just zoned out during the actual time of necessary defense#thinking about what new gaming chair to buy for himself whilst squinting harshly#i think tauruses and caps get shoehorned into being hashtag Daddies hashtag when it comes to personalities#like yes theyre grounded but that also means they like to duck into their little safety hovels sometimes#if a taurus is in an uncomfortable place/position.. they will often just smile& think abt how much they miss their regular place of comfort#until the moment passes#'oh but theyre so stubborn and loyal! theyll stand up for anyone! all the time!' stubbornness can ironically flucuate#theyre still showing stubbornness! just to the fact that they wanna go home. and they need this moment to pass#and if they bring something up rn.. it will not pass rn#this kind of thinking does not always bode well with fire signs#as much as i love to bully paul .. seeing others do it just isnt the same.. it does not come from a place of love in the end !!#'hes always been a coward-- too afraid to step up and be the bad guy. do the dirty work' no girl hes just a bit stupid#hes literally excitedly told reporters that hes soooo hyped up to try and be the rebound passer guy today#and then one game later hes like 'yea i kinda did too much.. that was.. not good 😔'#like he is doing the best in his mind! his doing bad is not out of bad intent! it's good intent and he is just failing miserably at it#LEAVE MY CRINGEFAIL MALEWIFE ALONE ‼️‼️‼️#MY CANCELLED GIRLFAILURE !!#he just wants to be a trophy husband to a terrifying strange and unusual mystery of a man like isnt that why we wrote dracula#is this not why creepypasta self insert y/n imagines exist on wattpad ?#paul george is just a y/n living in a spiteful world#LMFAOOO#hes so stupid i want to kill him but no one else can kill him but me ok#pg13 years old
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BTS and Dragons (2/7)
Rock Jin and his guardian
#bts fanart#bts fan art#bts jin#seokjin#kim seokjin#art by epiphany#rock jin my beloved 🔥#one day this will happen I am manifesting 🙏🏻#anyway this is pretty fucking dope I think#fire safety protocols are in place here do not worry#bts and dragons series
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dp x dc prompt #55
After 14 separate grease fires, 12 minor knife fights, several layers deep messes, and 4 unidentifiable cooking attempts, Alfred finally gets fed up with the bat kids(excepting Jason, of course) messing up his kitchen attempting to cook. No matter how many times he tries to get them to stay out, they always seem to find their way back into the kitchen and a mess not far behind. If he can’t keep them out, the very least he can do is attempt to get them to learn how to cook. Maybe a culinary class would do them good.
Danny was finally living the good life. Mostly. His rogues have settled down, and his parents have stepped back some from ghost hunting after a string of failures(that may or may not be his fault) of actually hunting any ghost. It all started when he let slip that he was planning to move away from Amity Park. Now he’s got an entire checklist of things to work through to be deemed competent enough to be left(mostly) alone. Number one? Lunch Lady is sending him to learn how to cook.
Culinary do x dc adventures, Worst Cooks In America style. There’s going to be so many grease fires, and maybe someone will even actually learn something.
or- are there any heroes that actually know how to cook?
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dc x dp#crossover#dc universe#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#writing prompt#writing#funny#batpham#everyone gets a taste of the big bad cooking school#jason is the only one that goes willingly#danny single handedly failed every single safety test#and then procured the help of box lunch with the promise of sweets to help him cheat#tim is the first one to burn his hand on a sheet pan trying to just pull it out of the oven#duke and class are the only ones(excepting jason) that can make anything resembling food#dick is so proud of his chicken plate until everyone realizes that it’s still completely raw in the center#and then he accidentally sets the oil in his pan on fire and panics and throws the whole thing in the sink#danny makes a meatloaf#the meatloaf tries to eat people instead#i don’t think the recipe involved ectoplasm#jason’s food always turns out just about perfect#he’s an honorary teaching assistant#the teacher doesn’t know where they went wrong to get so many people like this in one year#damian makes unidentifiable charred thing and attempts unsuccessfully to hide it under the table#danny eats stuff raw on dares and gets told off#all culinary tags based on my own experiences with the class. fun times.#bruce lives in fear now that he knows alfred is willing to go this far. he has no idea when he’s going to be next.#culinary arts
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