#the extreme cheese

[radiance1]

When Danny was told Vlad was coming over, he didn't care, much. After all, being told that he's lost all romantic interest in his mother, is trying to keep thoughts of murdering his father to just thoughts, and genuinely trying to be better than he was before.

Danny decided to give him at least a portion of leeway. You know, to see if he's holding up to his word.

But this, this is not it.

He dragged Vlad out of the room, shooting out an excuse that he just needed Vlad's help with something and just wanted to talk for a bit. Then brought him down to his level-via pulling on his collar- with a scowl.

"You trade my mother for that thing!?"

The thing in question, was some British guy by the name of John Constantine. Who smelled like smoke, alcohol and genuinely seemed to be questioning how exactly he ended up in this situation.

Vlad, to Danny's displeasure and increasing horror.

Is smitten.

Why did it seem that when Vlad turned good his intelligence just seemed to take a nosedive. Enough so that he settled for that and he is happy he isn't going after his mom but, like.

C'mon dude.

You can do better.

[sualne]

my sillies

[burningcheese-merchant]

hello dear merchant!! thank you so much for getting me into burningcheese they make me so ill /pos

i can (somewhat) read french so i decided to reread beast yeast chapter 6 in the language for fun and i wanted to share some highlights ><

- Nutmeg Tiger calls Golden Cheese a "gift" for Burning Spice

- I know this is the literal translation of "little bird" but Burning Spice calling her "petite oiselle" sounds so cute 😭

- Golden Cheese outright says Burning Spice is "obsessed with (finding) her"

- Burning Spice telling Golden Cheese to "feed him with her anger" ???

You're welcome :P I'm down terminal because of this ship, the more people I can drag down with me, the better. Gonna convince the whole damn world to ship BurningCheese, you'll see. We'll get a canon wedding scene before the end of the century at the absolute latest

And uh. I checked out those scenes because uhhh I, too, can somewhat read French. Uhhhhhh I took French in high school and uhhhhhh believe it or not, English isn't my first language, it's a Latin-based language, so uhhhh I can read other "Latin" ones relatively well. And uh. Those scenes. Uhhhhh

BurningCheese AU where Burning Spice is French instead of Indian and he calls Golden Cheese "petite oiselle" STAT

"un cadeau"... A gift. She's a gift for him, huh? Is that how he sees it? How he sees her?

"Je peux m'amuser avec elle" means "I can have fun with her". There's no "with her" in the English version. In this one, he's very clear that he wants fun with her specifically. It's the little things, man...

I- "The earth is still fresh". DID THEY JUST CONFIRM THAT HE ACTUALLY IS SNIFFING HER OUT? I said in my ship evidence post that it almost seems like he's attuned to her scent/aura... I guess I was right?? He is unironically trying to smell her oh my God

"Wonderful!" (Or "beautiful". Please, please just let me believe he's calling her beautiful, PLEASE) "Keep it up, let's dance!" Let's dance. Let's dance. Unironically spoken to her face. Of all the words of tongue and pen...

"Feed me your rage" my guy- idk what to say to that even. Burning Spice Cookie, are you for real right now

"Devant moi". "Before me". That's not there in the English one, either. This is the second time he makes specific reference to them and how he feels about her

I just. Absolute cinema, I knew those French freaks wouldn't let us down. @ Devsisters can they just kiss/get married/fuck already preferably onscreen please and thank you

[shortfeather]

I think a deeply under appreciated part of the gem shows impulse the vine clip is the messages in chat a few minutes later that very strongly imply pearl, who is gem’s age, ALSO did not know of the vine in question

[giddlygoat]

life is short post willace were-rabbit angst on main

[lilianade-comics]

Danielle Fenton or Danielle Masters?

Anon I absolutely love that you're asking this question to the artist whose only significant contribution to the phandom is naming the Vlad & Dani father-daughter tag 😂

[spinner-moko]

Bellshmoc

[hotdogstandz]

If your art was weed

I would be a smorker

It feels like something rotting but with a good taste

Like cheese, but not salty

And yes without salt and easy to chaw

Like MG (Brazil) cheese

Is a white and circular cheese that's white and very tasty, you should try whenever you could

This ask has been circling in my mind for weeks now. Sometimes I wake up in the wee hours of morning, and a big booming voice in my mind screams “ID BE A SMORKER”. Often I will say it randomly throughout the day. And the rotting but tasty?? My friend, you have a wild mind. But thank you xD I’m super glad you like my stuff!! Thanks for making me laugh like a crazy person for the last month

[world-of-puppets]

I have conflicted feelings about the FNAF series in general, but seeing a movie where practical animatronic puppets are the primary focus of the film becoming not only financially successful but also well received by general audiences is pretty damn neat.

[shopwitchvamp]

Countering yesterday's freakshow meals with today's dinner of vegetable egg foo young 👍

[pairmeupwithberries]

prey being paired up with snacks...little complements...

pred going shopping with prey to see what pairs up best with them...

"blueberry or strawberry?"

"personally i think banana suits me best"

pred cooking a meal and having the prey as a side/dessert...

if you put a prey in a hotdog bun is it a sandwich...?

im so normal guys i promise i swear -officer goetz

[cheesecakemermaid1048]

I need to rewatch the extremely goofy movie,I swear to god there wasn't as much gayness between max and bradley last time I watched-(Context:last time I watched it was 8)

EDIT finished watching the movie,I see it now

[waitineedaname]

which of your mutuals is most likely to fall for a mouse trap

this is an absolutely hilarious question and I do not know the answer so I'm going to let my mutuals decide

come here dear mutuals I have a delicious piece of cheese for you

[chiimeramanticore]

hi my name's juno and i need voice actors for stuff lol

unsure how much attention itll get on here BUTTTTT i have a few rae-related projects in mind that would be Vastly improved by having voice actors (one of them actually cant come to pass at all without vas) so if you or someone you know is a voice actor or can do a decent impression of rae characters, please dm me with an example!

things to note: - i currently have 2 projects in mind, possibly more if the ones i already have planned go well. if you're a part of this you'll probably be working with me for a semi-extended period of time - these projects will probably be unpaid, sorry! - if you're interested, please make sure you have at least decent mic quality/no background noise in your recordings/etc. your example doesn't need to be as high quality as possible since it's mostly just to hear how your voice sounds, but i'd like the final recordings to be as clean-sounding as possible! - ideally, you'll be comfortable singing as your character(s), too (though finding others for singing/speaking is not entirely off the table) - this is not entirely exclusive to rae characters! i'll also need a few miscellaneous voices and a couple of other animatronic characters (mainly ptt chuck) so if you're interested in playing any of those roles feel free to dm me as well!

if you're not a voice actor/otherwise unable to help but are still interested in these projects it'd help me out a lot if you rb'd this to get the word out! thanks!

[is-the-fire-real]

So, I'm in a place right now where I cannot consume any alcohol, even in food. (Alcohol does not actually cook out of food, in case you have a similar restriction for health or religious reasons.)

My in-laws decided to serve rabo del toro after the point when I could no longer consume alcohol. They have had the oxtail in the freezer for a month. But they waited until now to serve a recipe which features an entire bottle of drinking wine as part of the sauce.

I googled to make sure, and then told them, in writing, that I'd like if they could try to substitute something else for the wine, so I could also have some of the rabo del toro. They said nothing in reply. I assumed, at that point, that they would not be substituting anything, and I'd have to skip the whole dish.

Okay. They do this a lot. They know I don't eat any shellfish and have responded to this by repeatedly buying and serving it and then acting miffed that I won't eat it, so why would this be any different?

My MIL asked if she could make chicken wings instead. I, politely, said no. I have seen how she makes chicken wings.

She brought up making me chicken wings four more times in the next 24 hours. She was, in her way, sorry; she was also, in her way, trying to make sure that she could tell other people that she'd tried to feed me but I'm very unreasonable and stubborn. After the fourth no, she said: "I'm just worried you're not getting enough protein!"

To which @the-gazpacho-ger said that beans and soy all have a ton of protein, and so do eggs, and I'm getting all of these things so please stop trying to shovel meat into my husband.

So they decided they were going to Play Nice and serve me something I could eat. Fish. Hake, specifically. I'm kind of excited. It's a type of fish I can definitely eat. Wonderful.

I go down to their kitchen area, and see that they've set up the sauce they'll fry the fish in.

It's full of in-shell clams.

Then, after Gaz points it out, I see a now-half-full bottle of white wine by the stovetop.

"Hey, is there wine in this?" Gaz asks.

"It was in the recipe," FIL says, already defensive in his tone. "I had to add it."

"Okay, but Fire can't have it even if it's in the recipe," and that starts a whole new round of But The Alcohol Cooks Out and No It Doesn't The Flesh Retains It and I Thought It'd Be Okay and We've Already Been Over This Multiple Times and Okay Well Sorry. We don't even address the clams because why bother, we've been over that roughly a billion times and they'll never listen and they'll never stop.

I'm still not over how we explained to MIL the fish I can eat (which all also happen to be kashrut fish) and how I explicitly cannot have shellfish because they're filter feeders (no way we're safe in telling them about our conversion yet). She smirked and said "What about shrimp?" and then walked away without waiting for a response. She then bought shrimp, which I have literally never liked even before I resolved to eat kashrut, and had herself a pity party when I told her I couldn't eat it. And so it goes.

I sit down to my dinner of potatoes and green beans.

"You're being very good about your food," my MIL says. "I'm so impressed."

This is her way of saying I've gravely insulted her by refusing her food.

I know this because she follows up by listing everything she's going to make for Gaz's birthday meal and I think maybe I'll be able to eat the salad, but only if she doesn't put any dressing on it because there's booze in the dressing. And then she says she's invited people over without asking us first. So I will get to sit there with a bit of dry salad on my plate while she pointedly says I'm being very good (picky) and how impressed (furious) she is with me, while I get to smell all the good smells of special homecooked meals I cannot touch and watch everyone else enjoy themselves.

Is there a prayer for this situation, Jumblr?

[leilanising]

okay guys, I am honestly obsessed with drak pack rn XD