#the extreme cheese

[radiance1]

When Danny was told Vlad was coming over, he didn't care, much. After all, being told that he's lost all romantic interest in his mother, is trying to keep thoughts of murdering his father to just thoughts, and genuinely trying to be better than he was before.

Danny decided to give him at least a portion of leeway. You know, to see if he's holding up to his word.

But this, this is not it.

He dragged Vlad out of the room, shooting out an excuse that he just needed Vlad's help with something and just wanted to talk for a bit. Then brought him down to his level-via pulling on his collar- with a scowl.

"You trade my mother for that thing!?"

The thing in question, was some British guy by the name of John Constantine. Who smelled like smoke, alcohol and genuinely seemed to be questioning how exactly he ended up in this situation.

Vlad, to Danny's displeasure and increasing horror.

Is smitten.

Why did it seem that when Vlad turned good his intelligence just seemed to take a nosedive. Enough so that he settled for that and he is happy he isn't going after his mom but, like.

C'mon dude.

You can do better.

[shortfeather]

I think a deeply under appreciated part of the gem shows impulse the vine clip is the messages in chat a few minutes later that very strongly imply pearl, who is gem’s age, ALSO did not know of the vine in question

[burningcheese-merchant]

hello dear merchant!! thank you so much for getting me into burningcheese they make me so ill /pos

i can (somewhat) read french so i decided to reread beast yeast chapter 6 in the language for fun and i wanted to share some highlights ><

- Nutmeg Tiger calls Golden Cheese a "gift" for Burning Spice

- I know this is the literal translation of "little bird" but Burning Spice calling her "petite oiselle" sounds so cute 😭

- Golden Cheese outright says Burning Spice is "obsessed with (finding) her"

- Burning Spice telling Golden Cheese to "feed him with her anger" ???

You're welcome :P I'm down terminal because of this ship, the more people I can drag down with me, the better. Gonna convince the whole damn world to ship BurningCheese, you'll see. We'll get a canon wedding scene before the end of the century at the absolute latest

And uh. I checked out those scenes because uhhh I, too, can somewhat read French. Uhhhhhh I took French in high school and uhhhhhh believe it or not, English isn't my first language, it's a Latin-based language, so uhhhh I can read other "Latin" ones relatively well. And uh. Those scenes. Uhhhhh

BurningCheese AU where Burning Spice is French instead of Indian and he calls Golden Cheese "petite oiselle" STAT

"un cadeau"... A gift. She's a gift for him, huh? Is that how he sees it? How he sees her?

"Je peux m'amuser avec elle" means "I can have fun with her". There's no "with her" in the English version. In this one, he's very clear that he wants fun with her specifically. It's the little things, man...

I- "The earth is still fresh". DID THEY JUST CONFIRM THAT HE ACTUALLY IS SNIFFING HER OUT? I said in my ship evidence post that it almost seems like he's attuned to her scent/aura... I guess I was right?? He is unironically trying to smell her oh my God

"Wonderful!" (Or "beautiful". Please, please just let me believe he's calling her beautiful, PLEASE) "Keep it up, let's dance!" Let's dance. Let's dance. Unironically spoken to her face. Of all the words of tongue and pen...

"Feed me your rage" my guy- idk what to say to that even. Burning Spice Cookie, are you for real right now

"Devant moi". "Before me". That's not there in the English one, either. This is the second time he makes specific reference to them and how he feels about her

I just. Absolute cinema, I knew those French freaks wouldn't let us down. @ Devsisters can they just kiss/get married/fuck already preferably onscreen please and thank you

[lilianade-comics]

Danielle Fenton or Danielle Masters?

Anon I absolutely love that you're asking this question to the artist whose only significant contribution to the phandom is naming the Vlad & Dani father-daughter tag 😂

[giddlygoat]

life is short post willace were-rabbit angst on main

[hotdogstandz]

If your art was weed

I would be a smorker

It feels like something rotting but with a good taste

Like cheese, but not salty

And yes without salt and easy to chaw

Like MG (Brazil) cheese

Is a white and circular cheese that's white and very tasty, you should try whenever you could

This ask has been circling in my mind for weeks now. Sometimes I wake up in the wee hours of morning, and a big booming voice in my mind screams “ID BE A SMORKER”. Often I will say it randomly throughout the day. And the rotting but tasty?? My friend, you have a wild mind. But thank you xD I’m super glad you like my stuff!! Thanks for making me laugh like a crazy person for the last month

[spinner-moko]

Bellshmoc

[world-of-puppets]

I have conflicted feelings about the FNAF series in general, but seeing a movie where practical animatronic puppets are the primary focus of the film becoming not only financially successful but also well received by general audiences is pretty damn neat.

[shopwitchvamp]

Countering yesterday's freakshow meals with today's dinner of vegetable egg foo young 👍

[cheesecakemermaid1048]

I need to rewatch the extremely goofy movie,I swear to god there wasn't as much gayness between max and bradley last time I watched-(Context:last time I watched it was 8)

EDIT finished watching the movie,I see it now

[waitineedaname]

which of your mutuals is most likely to fall for a mouse trap

this is an absolutely hilarious question and I do not know the answer so I'm going to let my mutuals decide

come here dear mutuals I have a delicious piece of cheese for you

[chiimeramanticore]

hi my name's juno and i need voice actors for stuff lol

unsure how much attention itll get on here BUTTTTT i have a few rae-related projects in mind that would be Vastly improved by having voice actors (one of them actually cant come to pass at all without vas) so if you or someone you know is a voice actor or can do a decent impression of rae characters, please dm me with an example!

things to note: - i currently have 2 projects in mind, possibly more if the ones i already have planned go well. if you're a part of this you'll probably be working with me for a semi-extended period of time - these projects will probably be unpaid, sorry! - if you're interested, please make sure you have at least decent mic quality/no background noise in your recordings/etc. your example doesn't need to be as high quality as possible since it's mostly just to hear how your voice sounds, but i'd like the final recordings to be as clean-sounding as possible! - ideally, you'll be comfortable singing as your character(s), too (though finding others for singing/speaking is not entirely off the table) - this is not entirely exclusive to rae characters! i'll also need a few miscellaneous voices and a couple of other animatronic characters (mainly ptt chuck) so if you're interested in playing any of those roles feel free to dm me as well!

if you're not a voice actor/otherwise unable to help but are still interested in these projects it'd help me out a lot if you rb'd this to get the word out! thanks!

[galionne-speeding]

The Junior Detectives trio!

They're teens and they solve... Mysteries, and stuff.

I'll try to write a little summary and other info about this AU but if you have any questions please ask away!

[dungeonclown]

as a chronic himbo lover and gorgug enjoyer, nothing prepared me for the amount of pure joy and validation i experienced when brennan as arthur aguefort had to pause the entire live show to explain that barry is a himbo and gorgug is not a himbo

remember, my comrades. a himbo has to be all 3:

STRONG OF ARM

PURE OF HEART

DUMB OF ASS

[edgar-allan-possum]

How the hell do they know who Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin is?

[lilac-udon]