#the exes do not count

[eldritch-nightmare]

Out of all of the supernatural (animal like idk) creepypasta, like the Rake, smile dog, seedeater, granny cat, etc.. Who do you think you would be able to fight?

well. i never go into the woods, especially at night, so the likelihood of me encountering the rake is pretty slim to none. i don't think i'd be able to take it in a fight. simply because all it would have to do is crawl towards me and i'd be freezing up like a deer in headlights. i don't like when things crawl towards me.

seedeater... idk. it can cause paranoia and nightmares and shit like that. i'd lose, yeah.

grinny cat.... maybe?? i don't actually know anything about grinny cat, now that i think about it. it can talk, i think? or at least i vaguely remember it having the ability to talk. it reminds me of the cheshire cat, tbh. i can see it telling me a riddle or two. answer my riddles three or i'll eat your flesh and bones. smth like that. it is a cat, though, so. idk i'd be more interested in giving it cat treats and seeing how it would react to catnip.

i'd lose to smile dog in an instant this is one of the very few creepypastas that genuinely scare me. like, i know it's not real i'm very well aware of that, but i get paranoid incredibly easily so those like. chain-letter things that are like 'send this to x amount of people in x amount of time or x will show up in your room at 3am and kill you' really got to me, and still sometimes do. so i remember seeing smile dog for the first time. just. the image of it. and i literally had a nightmare about it and it was not fun lol so yeah i'd lose to smile dog.

mr widemouth? kicking him. punting him across the room like a football. i'd beat him in a fight for sure. i would willingly fight him. he would come to fear me, i think. is this overconfidence on my end? probably. but in this hypothetical, i would win. he wouldn't stand a chance.

[asthedeathoflight]

I think an underrated angle on 2x05 is something that either Jacob or Assad said in some interview somewhere, which is that in that episode Louis is addicted to heroin. Thats why he has that whole stash of drugs that he gives to Daniel, that's why he gives Daniel the drugs even though he's already got him alone. He didn't just use those 128 boys for sex he was using them to get high. Bring them home, get them to shoot up, and then drain them to get that secondhand high.

It clarifies something that's always confused me about that scene, which is why Armand saves Daniel the first time. He wouldn't save Daniel as a person, he clearly knows Daniel needs to die, but he's not seeing Daniel as a person there. Daniel is just a substance. He rips him away from Louis to stop him from using.

And i think that adds a whole other layer to the fight he and Armand have to think that this is Louis on a bender, with Armand cleaning up after him because he's not stable enough to. Louis in the bed for a week isn't just healing from the burns, he's going through withdrawal. Him at the table with Daniel giving him the "bright young reporter" speech is probably the first time he's been sober in months.

It adds another layer to Armand's desperation, that Louis has been running from both Armand and himself in this way, and of course Armand wants to erase that memory. Of course he wants to pretend that that fight never happened. Not just to protect himself but in a way to protect Louis from having said those things. When he describes the fight to Louis afterwards, he says "you said the worst things you've ever said to me." And he doesn't really know how to forgive Louis for that so he just wants to bury this rock-bottom moment and move on like it never happened. After all, Louis was high, he didn't really mean it, but if he remembers then maybe he might think that he had a point. Better to wipe the whole experience away.

[notbecauseofvictories]

I'm rewatching leverage out of nostalgia and some other emotion I haven't figured out yet, and I do think there's a story in "Maggie Ford Collins deals with having the most unhinged ex in her suburban book group, learns to hotwire a car, and gets her groove back, not in that particular order."

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 105

 A cult summons the ghost king. Except they don’t. Instead they get these tiny white-haired triplets of toddlers blinking at the summoning circle looking confused. 

 They’ve gotten the ghost princes and princess instead. 

 The very young princes and princess who are none too pleased and going to cause problems on purpose for both rogues and heroes alike. As godlings de-aged into their ghost age are like to do. 

 Meanwhile in the Realms, Pariah is staring down at where his trio of ghost toddlers that Clockwork had handed him when he had first woken up and was still groggy just disappeared from. He looks over at Fright Knight, his dearest brother, who looks just as shocked. 

 Clockwork is going to kill them both if they don’t get the kids back now. 

[yourlocalabomination]

I am not immune to funny crackships.

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[zarla-s]

It's the thought that counts, really.

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[chocolovechococat]

i wish there was more art with rose 😔

[rebellum]

The whole transandrophobia discussion thing is weird bc it feels like it's a bunch of poc and jewish trans people being like "here are my experiences of how specifically being MASCULINE had affected me, and the discrimination and violence I experienced based on that. And here is how that relates to me being a racial/ethnic minority"

And then a few loud white trans people going "ohhh you wanna be oppressed so bad you *slur*. This is why there aren't any poc in your movement it's because REAL poc understand intersectionality"

[leafatlaw]

i just think its really funny, scott smajor has too many exs to dedicate songs to

[thurio-edau]

me when i learn that my mom had decided to make me marry her friend's son since i was a fucking child

[onefey]

i know i just used this tweet for sumn but Come On Man

[milolovesbmc]

Genuinely don't get how people forget about Trina so easily or undermine her in favour of literally anyone else. Like have you seen this woman. I'm a gay man and I would beg and plead for a chance with her oh my god. Smash.

[sweetvalentinescandy]

struggled a lot with tweeks pose unfortunately. love how kenny turned out!! if only it was their week but its NOT!!!

[mistyscenter]

Let me bitch and moan before posting positivity for a sec because Derek DLC doesn't make you feel like you're cheating on Cove if you're dating him because Derek is actually yours and Cove's friend so spending time with him and crashing to his place doesn't feel weird if you do a platonic route. Which is not the same for Baxter DLC because WDYM I CRASH TO BAXTER'S PLACE AFTER INTERACTING WITH HIM FOR 3 DAYS AFTER 5 YEARS HE GHOSTED ME WHAT THE FUCK-

[moistvonlipwig]

a moment in btvs that a lot of people love but that i absolutely despise is tara 'sticking up for' willow against anya in "older and far away". firstly because it feeds into the narrative pushed by the latter half of s6 that willow is a victim of magic addiction who needs to be coddled and woobified, as opposed to who she actually is as demonstrated by the rest of the show, namely someone who has consistently displayed that she both desires an unprecedented level of control over her environment and feels entitled to that control, to the point of mind-wiping and abusing her girlfriend & friends. and secondly because. i'm sorry. if i am stuck in a house with you and we are going to get killed by a demon but you could easily stop that from happening by relapsing into your addiction and yet you refuse to do so out of some misguided sense of principle even though you and i will both literally die if you don't. you are the bad guy in that situation

[gxlden-angels]

Christians are so weirdly obsessed with sex and also obsessed with the world being obsessed with sex