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can you draw Karkat as a tiny little feline
Kar Kat!!! hes so creature....
#homestuck#my art#karkat#john#day 46#karkat vantas#john egbert#the evilest little creature.#he might bite you
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Odie thinks that he can sit at the table to eat his food now
#odie the dog#nothing is going on behind those little button eyes#that chair is one hundred years old by the way#does odie care? no#he was waiting for my mom to give him breakfast#he then proceeded to eat it at the table like a human#heâs so pissy too he will only eat wet food in the morning#his groomer literally had to have an intervention with my mom#and be like âheâs scamming you. donât let him play the pathetic baby cardâ#so of course my mom still does#he is both the sweetest and evilest creature to possibly ever exist#my clever little odysseus
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The Chosen One


Summary: How do you love the daughter of the evilest family in the galaxy? Just ask Wanda Maximoff.
Warnings: Death, Cursing, Blood, Killing, Angst, Evil
A/n: There is a lot of random fandoms in this one shot that inspired me. Let me list them off: Star Wars, Dune, Skyrim, A Court of Thorns and Roses, Fourth Wing. So if these are one of your fandoms, comment what you think I got from them. Also, please do not judge if lore ain't right. This is my version of stuff and god I'm struggling to remember all of it lmaooooo. Also, thank you @usersukuna for the amazing gif. And thank @hiiraya for reading the rough draft of this. Also, I wanted to get your opinion on it before I posted, but that was gonna take long lmaoooo. So if you see any plot holes bestie, let me know and I'll edit it in later. Also, I had intentions of make this more evil but I don't like the idea of Stockholm Syndrome so yeah.
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Loving the person that the galaxy was sworn to hate was not an easy task for Wanda Maximoff. She had come from a world that was known for its politics, her parents both being senators. Growing up in that scene allowed Wanda to see just how evil people can be when they seek power so recklessly.Â
âIâll never be like them,â Wanda vowed. She was as little as 10 when she first witnessed multiple assassins kill a mad hungry senator. âThose that are corrupt will only lead to a painful end,â Wandaâs father stated. He didnât intervene or call for any help. Witnessing her father stand by at such a scene made Wanda question, âWas this a good thing or did my father help with his murder?â She was too scared to ask loudly. That was the moment she knew that fear was a powerful thing to have.Â
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Wanda was only 15 when her home planet was captured by the Aetos family. In just one night, she witnessed the destruction of the very thing she called home. She was separated from her family as they packed hundreds of young girls and boys in a spaceship.Â
Crying her heart out, Wanda feared where they would take her. Soon they arrived at one of the many planets the Aetos family owned, Acrux. Shoving them in a line, Wanda saw many buildings of Greek inspiration. Not only that, she saw the many people who were enslaved there, all of them being no older than 18 years old.Â
She was sorted to work at the Colosseum, one of the unluckiest things to do in Acrux. Every day she was tasked to fight a person, creature, etc. just to live another day. It was a brutal life but if she did survive, it would guarantee she would be able to leave at age 18.Â
Two weeks after she arrived, she met Y/n. The kids were fighting for food when Y/n whispered to Wanda, âI know where they keep the food.â By then, she was starving to death and any ounce of awareness was gone at the mere offer of food.Â
Y/n was talented and light on her feet, something Wanda quickly noticed. As they snuck around the darkly lit corridors, Y/n finally found the food pantry. âYou go first, Iâll make sure to stay on the lookout. Try to eat the farthest batch from the front, that way they donât notice that itâs gone.âÂ
Wanda didnât question how Y/n knew this and simply followed her instructions. The pantry wasnât massive but large enough that missing food would be hard to notice. Wanda first ate a few berries before heading to the bread. Just like Y/n said, Wanda focused on the stack near the back.Â
While the bread was slightly cold, Wanda could tell it had been slightly fresh. One piece of it and she was already in heaven. Not able to contain herself, Wanda tried her best to eat as much as she could. It was selfish but she couldnât help herself.Â
Half a minute had gone by before Y/n opened the door and said, âGuards are coming.â Wanda stuffed the rest of the loaf in her pants pocket and followed Y/n out. They hid in a small opening in the hallway, dark enough that the guards hadnât noticed them as they walked by.Â
Wanda hadnât realized how small the opening was until they were in it, chests almost touching each other. Looking closely at Y/n, Wanda never realized how close in height they were. She had dark hair and a small scar across her right eye.Â
âI think theyâre gone now,â Y/n coughed out. Wanda broke the stare she didnât know she was holding. Quietly they made their way back. Wanda stopped Y/n before they entered the shared living quarters. âI appreciate you looking out for me back there. You didnât have to - and if Iâm being entirely honest, I donât know why you did that.âÂ
Y/n smiled at Wanda, not knowing how to take her compliment. âBut regardless, here is a piece of bread. I saved it because I knew you didnât get a chance to grab something. Iâm sorry I couldnât get more but I didnât know what would get noticed or not.âÂ
Y/n accepted the piece from Wanda and hid it in her pocket. No words were communicated as Y/n gave Wanda a small smile. They walked back into the quarters where everyone was too busy screaming and yelling to notice they were gone. That was the day Wanda started to look out for Y/n.Â
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A couple of days later, Y/n had woken up Wanda from her sleep. âWake up,â Y/n whispered as she shook Wanda awake. Everyone was asleep by now. Y/n took extra precautions to make sure no one was awake. She didnât need any snitches to ruin her plan.Â
Wanda woke up disgruntled, âWhat? - What is it?âÂ
âIâve been thinking.âÂ
âThis late in the night?â Tomorrow was another designated battle for Wanda and she wanted to have as much energy as she could have for it.Â
âYes - Iâve been thinking a lot about you.â This had gotten Wandaâs attention. She sat up in her bed, scooting over to allow Y/n to sit. âWell, spit it out.â
âYou and I can make a pack. Iâve seen you fight and you can carry yourself. But you do have your weaknesses.â Feeling defensive about the latter comment, Wanda said, âAnd you think youâre better? You havenât even fought - you donât even know if you can survive a day out there.â
âI know. I know. But hear me out. I have training and experience. My first match is directly after yours. Just watch me and see. And if you decide itâs worth your time, then you and I can be partners.âÂ
âWhat do partners mean to you?â
âIt means I got your back and you got mine. If you have trouble, Iâll be there. Do you need something? Food, backup, or training, Iâm there. Name it, you got it - just as long as you do the same for me.â Y/n looked around to make sure no one woke up to the sound of them talking.Â
âWhat happens if you or I want more partners?âÂ
Y/n thought about it for a moment, carefully deciding what to say. âIâm only offering this deal to you and you only. If you decide to partner up with somebody else, I canât be your partner anymore.â
âDoes that mean you also wonât be partners with somebody else?â
âIt will only be you Wanda - thatâs if you accept.âÂ
Wanda was perplexed at the offer. She wanted to say yes, especially since Y/n had helped her before. Not wanting to seem eager, she said, âLet me watch your fight and think about it.âÂ
Y/n nodded in her response and got up. Before she could walk away, Wanda grabbed her hand and asked, âWhy me?â
With all her truth, Y/n admitted, ââCause youâre the only one in here that has a chance of surviving like me.â
As Y/n walked away, Wanda felt hope for the first time on Acrux, hoping that maybe sheâd actually leave this place alive.Â
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Today was Y/nâs first fight. Wanda walked away from her match victorious once more. On the way back inside, she passed by Y/n. âGood luck,â Wanda said. In her heart, she could feel that Y/n didnât need luck. There was this energy that she displayed as if she knew she was going to win even with her eyes closed.Â
âThank you. Youâre going to watch, right?â Y/n said while jogging backward. Her choice of weapons was two swords. âI will, probably from the gates though since I canât run to the stands fast enough.âÂ
Y/n winked and turned around, she yelled back, âThen Iâll make sure itâs something worth watching.âÂ
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Wanda and Y/n were 16 when Y/n first got hurt in the arena. A hired bystander had jumped into the ring on top of Y/n. Surprised by the attack, her opponent cut her arm. This type of corruption was something the Colosseum highly disapproved of.Â
Within seconds, soldiers flooded the arena and arrested the opponent and bystander. Wanda was first among their peers to aid Y/n. The pounding in her heart and the ringing in her ears almost made her blackout with how worried and angry she was. If the soldiers hadnât been there, Wanda was certain to have murdered them then and there.Â
âAre you okay?â Wanda checked everywhere to see if there was more damage that she didnât see. She didnât calm down until Y/n held her hand and said, âItâs just a cut on my arm Wands. Iâm going to be fine.âÂ
Wanda helped her up and walked with Y/n through the Colosseum back to their shared room. She immediately went to their first aid kit hidden in a compartment behind their pantry and grabbed all the necessary bandages and sterilization.Â
Y/n sat at her bed staring at the cut that was slowly losing blood. âI donât think itâs deep, thankfully. God that fucker just had to hire somebody.â Wanda grabbed a chair nearby and sat near Y/nâs arm. This was the first time Y/n had needed any type of bandage in their time at the arena. She didnât want to show it, but it was scary.Â
Back then, Wanda was the one to have gotten all the bruises and cuts before Y/n properly trained her. Nowadays, the two hardly have to use the first aid kit at all.Â
As Wanda continued to stitch, Y/n noticed Wandaâs shaky hands. âDo you need me to get someone else? Itâs okay if you canât do it, Wanda.âÂ
âNo!â Wanda hadnât meant to yell but something about this was different. Afraid to say anything more, Y/n remained quiet as Wanda continued to stitch. Once it was done and Y/n was bandaged, Wanda was finally able to breathe again. The ringing in her ears finally stopped. She could feel her senses coming back to her. âThank you,â Y/n said.Â
âYouâre welcome.â Wanda placed the first aid back into its hiding spot and got ready for bed.Â
Night came and Y/n was quick to sleep while Wanda was wide awake. She laid on her side, paying attention to Y/nâs breathing. Logically she knew that it was just a cut and that nothing bad was going to happen to Y/n. But her heart just couldnât stop worrying.Â
It was then and there that Wanda knew that if Y/n died so would she.Â
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A batch of new kids arrived at Acrux. It was a mix of older kids at a range of 15-17. Wanda never had enemies this whole time she had been in the arena, which was only a year and seven months. That was until Emma had arrived.Â
She was the same age as Wanda and Y/n. Nothing was special with her until she showed just how good she was at fighting. During her first match, she had beaten Y/nâs record of defeating an opponent in under a minute by a second.Â
Emma came out of the arena without a single bruise or scratch. Wanda noticed this but she also noticed that Y/n did too. Wanda was never the type to worry about her place with Y/n, after all, they were partners. But it was the way she noticed Y/n watching Emma that something inside her triggered.Â
For now, Wanda let the anger and worry remain inside her. âThis will pass,â she thought. But it didnât.Â
Y/n and Wanda were sparing like normal when Y/n brought up the news. âEmma asked me to train her.â The confession caused Wanda to be distracted, allowing Y/n to disarm her with one swoop.Â
âWhat did you tell her?â Wanda asked, ignoring that she was easily defeated in that small moment of distraction.
âThat I only train with you.â Wanda released the breath she was holding. She picked up her sword and continued practice like normal.Â
Wanda was on the way to dinner when she noticed Emma talking to Y/n again. The visceral rage that grew inside Wanda within a second could have destroyed everyone in her path. But she remained composed and hid nearby.Â
It wasnât that Wanda didnât trust Y/n. She simply didnât trust Emma.Â
âI donât understand why you only train with Wanda,â Emma huffed out. She knew that she and Y/n would work well together seeing as theyâre part of the rare bunch that actually know how to fight on their own.Â
âItâs not something you have to understand. I only train with Wanda. No amount of bargaining will change that.â Emma rolled her eyes at Y/nâs stubbornness.Â
âAre you two dating or something?â Wandaâs heart dropped at the question. No one had ever asked her if she was dating Y/n. But that was something she never knew to be thankful for. Her face felt hot and her chest beat like crazy at the mere thought of someone asking her that.Â
Wanda would never outright admit that maybe there were some lingering thoughts here and there about Y//n. But this was Acrux and all she could focus on was leaving this planet at age 18 hoping she could find her parents and twin brother.
But here she was, waiting anxiously for Y/nâs response. As if there was some secret she unfortunately wasnât aware of. Maybe they were dating and she never knew till now. They were partners but does that mean more?Â
âNoâŚweâre not,â Y/n answered with some hesitancy. Wanda felt her heart plummet. She hadnât meant to cry, but tears started falling. âWhy am I crying? I already knew we werenât dating,â she thought.Â
There was no point in asking questions. Not when her heart knewâŚWanda had fallen for Y/n.Â
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Wanda was 17 when she confessed her feelings to Y/n. Emma had been on Acrux for only five months and in those five months, she had constantly made moves on Y/n. Each time, Y/n had denied her offers.Â
The more Emma pressed for clearer answers, the more Y/n walked away. And while Y/n would never admit it, Emma suspected that Y/n had feelings for Wanda.Â
It was midnight. Wanda was asleep when she was woken up again by Y/n. Turning over, she slowly opened her eyes to a candle and a small cake. âHappy Birthday Wands,â Y/n whispered. âMake a wish.âÂ
She sat up and held the plate holding the cake. She thought about her wish for a second before blowing out her candle. âWhat did you wish for?âÂ
For months, Wanda had been wanting to confess to Y/n. There were multiple times during training, lunch, or even while they hung out that she had wanted to confess. None of them felt like the right time. There was never a right time according to Wanda.Â
But it was the way that Y/n had looked at Wanda the whole time as if she was the only girl in the world. Maybe it was her imagination but God Wanda wanted to believe it so badly. And who was she to deny this anymore?Â
Unable to hold back the urge, Wanda placed the plate down on her bed as she sat up to grab Y/n by the neck and kissed her. When Y/n did not kiss back immediately, Wanda broke it, afraid that she had messed up the most important thing to her. âIâm so sor-â
Y/n didnât wait for Wanda to finish as she cupped her cheeks and kissed her back. There was nothing to deny anymore. Not when her knees felt like they could buckle at any moment. Not when the feeling in her chest grew with enticement.Â
The desperation in each kiss grew as Y/n sat on Wandaâs bed leading to Wanda to crawl on Y/nâs lap. It felt passionate at first but quickly grew messy after each kiss. Hardly coming up for air, Wanda grabbed the hair near Y/nâs neck and made a fist of it, unintentionally causing Y/n to moan.Â
Feeling Y/nâs hands wrapped around her ass, Wanda moaned as well. She needed this girl more than anyone else in the world. And so be it if Wanda needed air, she needed Y/n more. Y/n broke their kiss, her eyes dilated with lust. While slightly heaving, Y/n confessed, âIf you want me Wanda, Iâm yours. Only yours.âÂ
âShow me then.âÂ
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Y/n turned 18 two months after Wandaâs birthday. Although Wanda was eligible to leave, she stayed, not wanting to leave her girlfriend behind.
They were packing their things up, only carrying the basic necessities before completely leaving the Colosseum. They headed to the landing docks, waiting for the next transportation to arrive when a black spaceship, decked out with the Aetos family logo, arrived.
âWanda let's go,â Y/n said as she tugged on Wandaâs hand. âThatâs not our ride, dekta.âÂ
âDo you trust me?â Confused by the question, Wanda answered with, âOf course.âÂ
âThen let's go.â Not wanting to argue anymore, Wanda followed Y/n onto the ship. As soon as they went in, the doors closed, immediately lifting off. A droid entered the main area and stated, âWelcome back Master Y/n. Let me grab your things.â Y/n reached out with their things in her hand. As the droid grabbed their items, Wanda was perplexed at how the droid knew Y/n. âMaster? Why did he call you master?âÂ
There was a worried look on Y/nâs face. The burden she had been carrying for three years was finally going to be free. âI need you to sit down Wanda.âÂ
âIâm not gonna sit down until you tell me the truth. Why did that droid call you master?â Wanda anxiously waited for Y/nâs response. Nothing was making sense and every single second without the truth only agitated Wanda even more.Â
Y/n sighed. There was no way to hide from this. Wanda deserved to know the truth.Â
âItâs because heâs my droid. My family gave him to me as a gift for my 5th birthday.âÂ
âStop fucking around Y/n. Thereâs more to this story. Why are we on this ship?!â Wanda crossed her arms, unhappy with the secrets.Â
âBefore I tell you, I need you to know that I was only able to tell you once I turned 18. Had I told you before then, it would have cost me my life.â There was no response from Wanda, causing Y/n to stress even more. She sat down and continued, âMy name is Y/n Aetos. Iâm the eldest daughter of the Aetos family.âÂ
Wandaâs face dropped. âYouâre lying. Please tell me youâre lying.â Tears came down Y/nâs face as she shook her head no.Â
âThis whole time youâve been lying to me! I told you everything! I gave you every single part of me that was vulnerable just for you to be lying this whole time about who you are!âÂ
âHear me-â
âI donât want to hear it. Get me off this ship now!â Y/n got up and walked to Wanda. But for every step, Wanda stepped back. It was obvious that Y/n was hurt by the reaction.Â
âBab-â
âDonât you dare call me that,â Wanda snarled. The love of her life had not only betrayed her but was the very reason she was in Acrux in the first place. âIf you donât get me off this ship right now, I will crash it into the nearest planet.âÂ
There was no point in calling out her bluff. Y/n knew that even if Wanda had tried, she would be unsuccessful. But that was not a route she was willing to take. Not when it came to her.Â
âI will give you everything you want - you want off of this ship? Fine. But please let me explain myself.â Before Wanda could disagree, Y/n continued, âI was only 15 when my parents said I had to go to a planet of their choosing and survive until I was 18. It was a long-standing part of our family tradition. Those that survive lead well and those that fail never get to see another day again.â Wanda saw the pained expressions on Y/nâs face as she relieved through the harsh memories.Â
âA chip was planted inside my neck on my 15th birthday that forbade me to ever say what my bloodline was. I could only go by my years of training and knowledge. Had I told you, the chip inside me would have blown up within an instant.âÂ
âNo one in this galaxy besides my masters and servants knows what I looked like. For the very reason that if I donât survive until Iâm 18, they simply would not want their precious kingdom to know that I was a failure.âÂ
There was silence as Y/n pleaded for Wanda to look at her. When she didnât, Y/n continued to silently cry. This was the day she got back her freedom but at what cost?Â
Finally, Wanda spoke up, âWhy did you have to rope me into this? I was fine by myself. Was it all a trick to you?âÂ
Shaking her head no, Y/n confessed, âI knew strategically that if I had someone to rely on then my odds of surviving would increase. In the beginning, you were someone I only looked at as a companion, an ally.âÂ
âIt wasnât until the day you almost died that everything had changed for me.â
Wanda remembered that day clearly. A bull had managed to stab her straight in the stomach after failing to dodge the attack. Causing her to bleed out in the arena. Thankfully it was a 2v2 match and Y/n was her partner.Â
âI had never killed something as fast as that day. When I saw you bleeding, I- I-,â Y/n cupped her mouth to suppress a sob. That was one of the worst days of her life. âI used all my winnings and favors that day to save you. And I didnât even know then if you were going to survive.âÂ
Wanda was surprised at the tears falling down her eyes. She didnât know when it started but it didnât stop.Â
âSo when you did, I vowed that I was going to get you outâŚeven if it had cost me my life.â Y/n wiped the tears from her face. Wanda had finally decided to look at Y/n and was heartbroken at the sight.Â
âSo when you kissed me on your 17th birthday, I knew you were the one for me. It was selfish of me to have you to myself but you are my reason to live Wanda.â Y/n took one more step to Wanda. And when she didnât back up, she walked even closer.Â
âI did not mean to have fallen in love with you. And I certainly did not mean for you to have fallen in love with me.â Y/n cupped Wanda's cheeks and wiped her tears away. âAnd Iâm sorry it was me that youâve fallen for because you deserve better Wanda.âÂ
âDid you even want to tell me?âÂ
âMore than you will ever know.âÂ
âWhat does this mean for us?â Y/n hardly felt scared in life. It was the way she grew up that if you were to be scared, you would be just like the weak. But today, Y/n felt scared not knowing what the future had for her and Wanda.Â
âI will not force you to stay. But if you choose to goâŚjust know my heart will always belong to you.âÂ
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Two weeks have gone by since Wanda chose to leave Y/n. It was not an easy decision to make. Even her dreams constantly haunt her, reminding her of the heartbroken face Y/n had when she left. But Wanda could not stay knowing what the Aetos family had done to the galaxy.Â
True to her promise, Y/n did not force Wanda to stay. Instead, she used her familyâs database to try and find the last rumored location of the Maximoff family.Â
âIt appears your brother has been in hiding according to these latest reports. Heâs currently in the Andromeda fighting against the Blackbar army takeover.â Y/n wiped away her last tears as she moved from the holographic map to a storage unit on the other side of the room. She grabbed a backpack full of equipment, extra water, and a weapon that was in Wandaâs skillhouse.Â
Y/n walked back to Wanda and gave her all the items. She tried her best to appear strong for what Wanda chose. âHere are all the items you could need. Inside the backpack is armor, food, water, and a tent. Youâll need to be careful as the armor has my familyâs signet on it. Any person who will see it will automatically assume you're the enemy. The first thing you need to do is get rid of it. Take sap from the thick trees that inhabit Andromeda. It should help get rid of the logos.â
Y/n looked around the room for one last item and gave it to Wanda. âAnd here,â Y/n said while handing it out. âWhat is this?â
âA beacon. Right now, no location of it exists. But as soon as you press this red button, itâll alert me of your location. If you ever need help, just press this button and Iâll be there for you. However, it will only be me who comes to your aid. I canât send troops without my parents knowing about my actions. For now, I think itâs best if we avoid that.âÂ
âMaster Y/n, weâve landed in Andromeda.â Y/n nodded and looked at the back doors opening revealing the jungle. The hot atmosphere quickly invaded the inside of the plane. There was no clearing in sight as tall trees surrounded them.Â
Y/n walked Wanda to the edge of the plane before stopping. âI hope you find your family Wanda.âÂ
Wanda didnât know what to say. Instead, she gave Y/n a strong hug before walking away. At the last minute, Wanda turned around to see the door closing. She glanced at Y/nâs face to see a tear fall.Â
âI hope to never see you again Wanda Maximoff,â Y/n thought, âYou were the best part of my life.â
In an instant, the ship was gone and Wanda was alone again.Â
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Wanda was alone in the woods when Pietro had found her. She was preparing for the night as she took off her armor. No logos appeared on it. Wanda had followed Y/nâs advice by immediately removing any signet bearing the Aetos family logo.Â
Preparing her tent, she was ambushed by a team. In seconds, soldiers came out from their hiding spots, pointing their guns directly at her. âIt was calculated,â Wanda thought as there was no chance for her to attack back. They had been watching for a while now and she barely felt it. Wanda felt stupid but could hardly blame herself. She was exhausted and hungry.Â
Wanda heard the leaves behind her ruffle as their Captain spoke, âWho are you?â Wanda waited for them to circle in front of her. She didnât need to startle any of the team fearing that they might shoot at any sudden movements.Â
âMy name is Wanda Ma-,â before she could finish her sentence she came eye to eye with someone who looked very familiar. âPietro?!âÂ
Pietro was stunned at the girl that knew his name. He got on high alert. He aimed his blue saber at her and almost demanded more information but the terrified look on Wandaâs face stopped him in his tracks. âWanda?âÂ
Pietro retracted his saber and hugged his twin sister. âYouâre hereâŚyouâre finally here.â Wanda hugged back, almost afraid to believe that he was right there.Â
âWe need to get you back to safety,â Pietro stated as he rounded up his men. âThere are so many things I need to tell you but right now let's pack up your stuff and get back to my base. Night in Andromeda is not safe.âÂ
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Pietro led Wanda back to a village in the trees. Many huts were placed high above the ground and all were connected by wooden bridges that allowed for easier travel. âThis is my home,â Pietro said as they walked through the door. âIâll let you freshen up in the bathroom. In the meantime, Iâll prepare us dinner.âÂ
Wanda walked into the bathroom and noticed all the dirt and sap that covered her face and armor. She quickly undressed herself and practically moaned at the feeling of hot water. After she finished washing herself, Wanda got dressed in some fresh clothes that Pietro laid out.Â
âDinners ready!â Pietro yelled from the kitchen. Wanda walked out of the bathroom and placed her armor near the front of the house, not wanting to get Pietroâs place dirty. Once she got near the kitchen, she could smell the richness of the meal, instantly making her stomach grumble with delight. âDig in.âÂ
Wanda sat across Pietro and served herself a portion of the meal. They both ate in silence as Wanda devoured the food in front of her. It was hard to survive in Andromeda when she knew little of what could kill her or not.Â
âDo you like it?â Wanda nodded in agreement as she stuffed herself. âThatâs good to hear. Iâve been working on my cooking skills whenever I have free time.âÂ
Wanda ate a couple more bites before asking, âAre you a captain of sorts? It seemed like those soldiers responded to your commands.âÂ
âI am. Although thereâs not much official order around here, I have managed to get respected enough to be followed as a captain.â Pietro collected their dishes and placed them in the sink.Â
âLetâs talk more in the living room.â As Wanda and Pietro sat on the couch, Wanda was quick to ask, âDo you have any clue on where our parents are?â With a solemn smile, Pietro said, âOur parents are..away.âÂ
âWhat do you mean?â Pietro sighed as he readjusted his position, âLet me start from the beginning.â
Pietro cleared his throat, âDuring the invasion, the Aetos family had packed all the younglings on a ship. We were supposed to be sent to Acrux but my ship had crash-landed in Andromeda. Thankfully, there was a village nearby that helped all of us out and took us in.â
âFor weeks, I tried my best to find a way to get back home. It wasnât until I got access to our familyâs money that someone listened to me.â
âThey provided me with transportation back but once I arrived, it was like a different place Wanda. Within those weeks, the empire of Barlowe had taken over everything. It was like a planet that housed thousands of soldiers for miles.â
âI tried my best to get intel on what happened. Fortunately enough, the few native people left told me everything.â Pietro reached out and grabbed Wandaâs hand. âAn invasion from the Barlowe empire happened. They disguised themselves as the Aetos family to manipulate the rest of the galaxy into thinking that they were taking over.âÂ
âThey relocated all the children to many different places. As for the adults, those that werenât captured fled and those that were captured had to work for the empire.âÂ
âI tried sneaking into one of their bases to find more intel on our parents but all I could find was that they werenât captured and were in hiding. The next thing I did was look for you in the system but nothing about you popped up. I wanted to find out more but I didnât know how. So I flew back to Andromeda and have been living here with the other kids from Fornia.âÂ
Wanda sat there and tried her best to take all of it in. âDo you think theyâre still alive?â Pietro sighed once more as there were countless times he thought of finding them. âI wish they were but itâs been three years and none of the other kids have a clue on where their parents are at. We kind of stopped holding on to hope of seeing our parents again when the Blackbar army started their invasion on Andromeda a couple of months ago.âÂ
âWhatâs stopping you from fleeing?â Wanda was desperate to cling on to Pietro. The fact that he was still alive gave Wanda some hope that her parents were also alive.Â
Pietro looked away as he glanced at the window showcasing the village. âIn the three years Iâve been here, Iâve managed to find myself people that I trust and care about. In turn, they look to me to help defend Andromeda from this takeover. I know I could still flee using our familyâs money, but where would I go? Invasions are happening all around the galaxy.â Pietro was momentarily lost in his thoughts as he remembered all the times he desperately wished his family would rescue him.Â
âNot only that, thereâs this girl that Iâve grown feelings for. Sheâs been with me since we crashed here. And I donât have the heart to leave her.â Although Wanda wanted to feel disappointed in Pietroâs decision to stop looking for their parents, she too knew the feeling of not being able to leave without Y/n. She reminisced for a few moments before focusing back on the conversation. Â
âThere is more that I need to tell you but could you tell me what itâs been like for you?âÂ
With a heavy heart, Wanda sighed, âWhere do I even start?âÂ
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âHow did we even get to this point?â Wanda questioned as she fought her best to stay conscious. Dry blood ran down her face, her hands were tied behind her back, and a gag was placed in her mouth. Pietro was passed out in the cell across from her, tied up in the same manner.Â
The twins were barely united for two weeks before Blackbarâs army sent reinforcements to further the invasion of Andromeda. Pietro was stuck in the front lines along with Wanda who refused to leave his side. The village barely was able to make a dent in the enemyâs forces before being captured.Â
That was three days ago and now the majority of the village was stuck in a cell each being tortured for information. âGet up,â the guard demanded as they opened Wandaâs cell. She proceeded to scream and kick the best she could, causing Pietro to wake up.Â
âLet go of her!â He screamed into his gag. âGet the boy as well.â The guard had enough of Wandaâs theatrics and punched her in the face causing her to pass out from all the pain. They dragged the twins to the control area where the leader of the operations was, dropping them in the middle of the room. âAre you idiots? I need them awake.â
âYes, sir.â Grabbing the syringe, the guards injected Wanda and Pietro with a serum that would help them stay awake. âRemove their gags.âÂ
Stirring awake, Wanda groaned in pain. Nothing in Acrux had compared to this aching feeling throughout her body. If she had the energy, she would have screamed from how much pain she was feeling. âWanda Maximoff, just the girl we need. According to our intel, you were on Acrux around the same time a certain Aetos was inhabiting the planet.âÂ
Wanda was barely conscious as she saw General Tullius grab a knife and hold it to Pietroâs neck. âTell me what you know or your brother is going to die.â Wandaâs eyes widened, âPlease donât!â She thrashed in her bindings as tears fell from her eyes. âIâll tell you everything you need to know but please let him go.âÂ
âWanda donât-â
âSilence! If you want to live, I suggest you cooperate.â Pietro froze as the knife was pressed deeper into his throat.Â
âGeneral Tullius,â a different soldier entered the room with Wandaâs backpack in hand. âHere are the girlâs items.â General Tullius grabbed the bag and looked through it. The only thing that caught his eye was the small remote.Â
He dropped the bag and observed it. âTell me Ms. Maximoff, what does this do?â Wanda held her breath at the very thing that could save them. âDonât press it,â she begged. He didnât listen and pressed it anyway. He looked around and felt nothing happen. âItâs useless anyways - come with me now, you have information to share.â
âAs for you,â General Tullius sliced Pietroâs throat as Wanda Maximoff screamed in horror, witnessing her only sibling die in front of her.Â
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Hours have gone by and Wanda has not given any information to the General. All she could focus on was the blood on the floor where Pietroâs dead body was once.Â
âIf you canât provide me with the information, I will find someone who can,â General Tullius spat at Wanda. There was a different type of evil in his eyes. Only hot anger lay behind them. Which meant one thing, General Tullius was sent here to prove something, something his superior doubted. And any loss meant more than likely his life.Â
Tired and barely clinging on to her life, Wanda prayed and pleaded with all her might that Y/n would come soon. But as minutes went by, her hope waned. Y/n could be anywhere in the galaxy, probably back with her family, which could be light-years away. How could Wanda believe that sheâd drop everything to come? âGod, pleaseâŚplease send me help.âÂ
âSir, an unmarked ship is heading directly for us. How would you like to respond?âÂ
âTake it down!â General Tullius could not bother with the inconveniences as he headed back to Wanda. Before he could hurt her again, explosions rattled the building followed by the blaring alarm system.Â
âWhat the?â More artillery exploded. A shiver ran down General Tullius. He could feel the raw power that landed in his fortress. The force inside him could feel that this was only one person but someone not to mess with.Â
âTurn on the cameras! Theyâre inside the building.â Wanda paid attention to all the chaos. She could see the panic run through General Tullius. This was someone above his skill level, someone powerful.Â
The camera feed played for everyone in the headquarters to see. A dark figure with all-black armor walked through the hallways. No effort was exerted as this figure force choked the troops in her way. The raw power caused the camera feed to go black as the lights flickered out.Â
âWhatâs happening?! Give me a different angle now!â The officer did as told and tried their best to provide a different camera angle. In a different room, a new wave of troopers prepared for the enemy. Everyone could easily hear the terrifying screams coming from the other side of the door.Â
âHold,â the commander stated. The building shook as the door crunched slowly. Soon it was pulled off its hinges. No one could see what was happening.Â
A bloody body came crawling out of the shadows, âPleaseâŚkillâŚme.â A trooper tried to reach out but the body was merely dragged out of sight. Soon, the rumble of a lightsaber was heard. The red color illuminated the shadow of the figure. âFire!âÂ
Red lasers fired their way. None touched the figure. One was purposely deflected to hit the camera inside. The feed went to black and General Tullius knew what he was facing.Â
Wanda almost smiled in delight at the scared look on General Tulliusâs face. âItâs Y/n,â she thought. The General gathered all officers and troopers to aim at the door. âWe need to be on lockdown! Now!âÂ
âThat would never be enough,â Wanda thought. But the injuries were adding up, she could feel herself needing to sleep. Soon, she saw the door fly off its hinges, crushing the majority of those who guarded it. The smoke and alarms were too much to process. Wanda fainted from the pain. The last thing she saw was the color red.Â
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Not much time had passed before Wanda woke up. Everyone in the room was already dead besides General Tullius. The saber in his stomach was hard to miss.Â
âMy familyâs name is carried through the innocents we kill, the horrors children sing, and the people we control,â Y/nâs helmet unveiled to show her face. The glow of her lightsaber made her eyes appear red with madness. Inch by inch, she pushed her saber further and further, wanting the burning sensation to feel like an eternity.
âYour death will be meaningless compared to the thousands of generals weâve killed.â General Tullius felt his blood start to boil, the heat coming from the lightsaber was burning him inside out. âYour men will forever remember the day I single-handedly slaughtered them to the masses.â His blood started to spill out of his eyes, mouth, and nose. No words could escape as he continued to scream in horror.Â
âAnd you will never know a day of peace as I will chase you in hell for all the crimes youâve committed against her.â Y/n flicked her arm, slicing the general in half. The smell of his flesh burning was almost too much for Wanda to handle as she looked away. She could hear the body drop to the ground as the room soon became quiet.Â
Y/n surveyed the room of her damages. Many troops lay dead all because of one call. But this was who Y/n was. The daughter of the most evil family in the world. And Wanda so happens to be the person she loved.Â
Y/n retreated her lightsaber back to its hilt and clipped it onto her belt. She removed her helmet and slowly walked towards Wanda. Bruises were covering Wandaâs body as well as some dried blood coming from her forehead. The sight made Y/n choke in anger but she remained composed.Â
âWanda?â Y/n called out, hoping to not scare her off. This was a side that Wanda had never seen before. The killings in the Colosseum were mandatory. It was always the opponent you were against but this. This was different. Y/n killed mercilessly without hesitation. No one could even beg to live another day before she killed them off. This was the part of Y/n that held the Aetos family name. This was the evil that surrounded and consumed Y/n.Â
There were a couple of feet between them when Wanda spoke up and said, âYou killed them all.â Wanda looked around, unable to cope with how much death surrounded her in just one instance. âI know my love.â Y/n didnât move any closer, allowing Wanda to process. âIâm sorry I took so longâŚare you okay?âÂ
When Wanda looked into Y/nâs eyes, she no longer saw the person she had just seconds ago. Here was the Y/n she fell in love with. The one that made sure she was okay at the end of the day. The one that would give up her food to make sure she ate. The one that would kiss away all the pain from being on Acrux. The one that just knew her.Â
Wanda ran back into Y/nâs arm where everything clicked. She felt safe, wanted, and loved in her arms. Nothing would ever harm her here. Tears ran down Wandaâs face, exhaustion creeping up on her. âEverything is going to be okay my love, I promise.â Y/n continued to murmur soft affirmations, hoping it would calm Wanda down.Â
âYou donât have to explain anything to me right now, but letâs get you somewhere safe.â Wanda nodded in agreement as Y/n wiped her tears away. Hand in hand, they walked out of the base without any interruptions.Â
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There was a small fire near the ship that Y/ n prepared. Using the force, she gathered two decent-sized logs to use as makeshift chairs. Heading back outside, Y/n held a pot filled with her meat soup recipe. She hooked it over the fire and stirred. Feeling satisfied with it, she sat next to Wanda who was finally bandaged up.Â
âYou look different,â Wanda commented. âIs that a good or bad thing?â Wanda took a decent look at Y/n. She still had the scar on her eye but her face looked more sharp and her skin was more tan. There was this slight glow surrounding her.Â
âI would say good.â Y/n hummed in satisfaction. Hearing the soup boil, she prepared two bowls. âHere you go, Wanda. Be careful, itâs hot.â Wanda held the warm bowl and started to blow air towards it. Wanda grabbed the extra spoon from Y/nâs hand. The smell coming from the bowl was to die for. Not only that, Wanda was desperate for a warm home-cooked meal. Wanda didnât wait for the soup to simmer to start eating. Together they ate in silence like old times.Â
When they were done, Y/n gathered the dishes and headed back inside the ship. She placed them inside the washer and walked back outside. It was nighttime now and Andromeda had the clearest view of the sky. âHave you taken a look at the sky?âÂ
âIt was one of the first things I noticed after we parted ways. Even though itâs been six months, Iâve always been blown away. It almost feels like I can reach all the stars in the sky.â Wanda held her hand out as she examined the sky, imagining what it would feel like to have it in the palm of her hand.Â
Y/n laid down beside Wanda. They each had their own sleeping bag. âThe stars looked different here compared to my home planet.âÂ
âWhat is it like?âÂ
âWell, my planet is mainly full of cloudy skies. I donât go outside often enough since my home is underwater.â Wanda turned on her side to face Y/n. She was surprised at the new information since they never got to speak about Y/n's true life.Â
âWhy is your home underwater? Do you not have land to build on?â Y/n shook her head in disagreement. âWe do have land but mainly use it for decoy purposes. Our true city lies at the bottom of the ocean. While we donât quite have stars in the sky, the surrounding coral and fish are a different site to see.âÂ
âDid you miss your family?â Wanda didnât know where the courage to ask these questions came from. Mainly, she had wanted to distract herself from the events before.Â
âI did. When they saw my course for home, they called me to tell me they were proud of me.â Y/n thought for a moment before admitting, âI did miss you more though.â Y/n looked at Wanda. Not knowing what to say, Wanda gave her a small smile.Â
âI know I said Iâll give you time, but I need to know what you want to do after this.âÂ
âI donât have a clue right now.â It scared Wanda to know she had no plan. For the past three years, all she could focus on was coming back home to her family. It was foolish to believe that everything was going to be fine after three years, that they could go back to the way it was. But sadly, she couldnât.Â
âDo you want to come home with me?âÂ
âI-,â Wanda cut herself off after remembering all the tall tales of the Aetos family. âI know my familyâs reputation scares you but I promise you there is nothing to be afraid of. Iâll be there to protect you. Not only that, I have a separate condo in the city. You can stay there as long as you like until you figure out what your plan is.âÂ
Wanda was silent for a moment. Too much change was happening in such a short amount of time. It was almost too much for Wanda to handle. But as she looked at Y/nâs pleading eyes, she couldnât help but say, âYou better protect me.âÂ
âI cross my heart.âÂ
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âWeâre on course to my home planet Vernak,â Y/n shouted from the cockpit. She flicked a couple more switches before setting the ship on autopilot. Y/n walked back to the main area of the small ship to find Wanda in deep thought.Â
âI can set it for a longer route if you need more time to think.â Wanda broke out of her thoughts and smiled at Y/n. âItâs okay,â Wanda sighed, âAs long as youâre protecting me, then anything is better than being captive again.âÂ
Y/n knelt in front of Wanda and slowly intertwined their hands. âDonât be afraid to talk to me. I know that itâs been a lot of change since we left Acrux but Iâm still the Y/n you know, the one that will never let anyone hurt you again.âÂ
Wanda wanted to believe Y/âs words. There was still a large part of Y/n that she never knew about and that terrified her. âHow do I know that I wonât get hurt on Vernak?âÂ
âIâll die before I let anyone hurt you, Wanda,â Y/n said with all seriousness. âI know youâve seen me fight back in Acrux. That part of me only had access to my knowledge and not my powers.âÂ
Wandaâs eyebrows furrowed. âYou have powers?â Y/n chuckled. âWrong choice of words but I am force sensitive. Iâm a Jedi.âÂ
âThat explains why you have that lightsaber,â Wanda pointed to the lightsaber that was clipped to Y/nâs belt. âYeah, itâs my preferred choice of weapon but I wasnât allowed to have it when I was on Acrux.âÂ
The cockpitâs alarm signaled that they were close to Vernak. âWeâll have to strap in now for landing, but I do have to ask you a favor.âÂ
âWhat is it?â Y/n let go of Wandaâs hands and grabbed the blindfold from her pocket. She placed the item into Wandaâs hands. âI need you to trust me and put this on. Iâm not binding you or anything, but when we enter Vernak, I need you to be blindfolded for it.âÂ
âCan I ask why?â Y/n gave a small smile, âIâll explain more when we land. No more secrets, I promise.â Wanda felt reluctant to follow Y/nâs rules but as they sat back in the cockpit and buckled in, she did as told and blindfolded herself. âNo more secrets,â she thought to herself.Â
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The ship floated above Y/nâs condo, allowing the two to be teleported into her home. The sensation made Wandaâs stomach queasy as she straightened her posture again. âWeâve arrived. You can take your blindfold off now.âÂ
Y/n walked away to the kitchen, hungry from the journey. âYou must be hungry so Iâll cook us something. Is there anything in particular you want to eat?âÂ
Wanda removed the blindfold and was stunned by her surroundings. She didnât know what to expect when it came to her ex-girlfriendâs condo, but it surely wasnât this.Â
There was slick black furniture with brown accents that filled the medium sized condo. Various framed photos were displayed on one wall, the biggest one being a family painted portrait of the Aetos family. A large floor to ceiling bookshelf divided the living room and kitchen. And from what Wanda could tell, many of the books involved war and culture.Â
What captured Wandaâs attention the most was the view of the city. Ignoring Y/nâs question, Wanda got up and walked to the window. A spectacular city lay before them. A handful of skyscrapers were spread around the land. Small buildings stood in between as well as an intricate river that wove around the city. Various foliage hung from the side of the skyscrapers as well as the natural beauty on the ground.Â
âWhat do you think?â Y/n stood by Wandaâs side, her hands behind her back. She couldnât grasp what was going through Wandaâs head but the fascination in her eyes excited Y/n.Â
âI think Iâm in a dream.â Wanda followed various sky trams that zoomed through the city. The technological wonders were beyond what she expected. But the view, it was drop dead gorgeous how the sun was casting on Vernak. The place looked like heaven.Â
Y/n smiled and looked back at Vernak. The view was something she never grew tired of. More than anything, it was what she dreamed of during her days in Acrux. There were multiple times that Y/n cried silently in her sleep thinking that she would never make it back home. But the thought of never making it back kept her alive.Â
âIf youâre up for it, we can walk around the block after youâre done eating.â Wanda looked at Y/n, almost forgetting about Pietro. But the weight of it all crumbled.Â
Almost falling forward, Wanda hugged Y/n and sobbed into her neck. She couldnât hold the tears back any longer. Everything changed and Wanda feared what was going to happen in her future. But as Y/n held her tightly while rubbing her back, whispering soft affirmations, Wanda knew she was safe.Â
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The night came and Wanda cried herself to sleep in Y/nâs arms after confessing the tragedies that happened on Andromeda. From the torture to Pietroâs death, Wanda didnât leave a single detail out. The amount of pain that Wanda had gone through in such a short amount of time enraged the young Aetos daughter.Â
All Y/n could think of was her broken promise to protect Wanda from all harm. Had she fought harder to stay with Wanda would she be in the same predicament? Had she managed a way to tell Wanda about her situation would she still be with Y/n? Had she been quicker to arrive at Andromeda would Pietro still be alive?Â
Regardless of the what ifâs, Y/n was unable to take Wandaâs pain away. Revenge was something that would come later, that was certain. But for now, Y/n would stay at Wandaâs side, doing anything and everything to take away Wandaâs pain.Â
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After a week of being cooped up in Y/nâs condo, Wanda decided today was the day to step out and explore. Although part of her still thought the view was a mere trick, she was learning to trust Y/n again.Â
Dressed up in some of Y/nâs clothes, Wanda pushed past her anxiety and walked to the front of the condo where Y/n waited. âYou look good.â Something about Wanda being in her clothes made Y/n feral, but the small comment was all she uttered.Â
Wanda blushed and grabbed the rain coat hung up in the foyer as a distraction. âI think I have everything.âÂ
âGreat, letâs head out.â As Y/n tried to open the door, Wanda grabbed Y/nâs free hand and intertwined their hands. Y/n looked back, trying not to panic at the gesture. âDonât let go,â Wanda whispered, feeling vulnerable under Y/nâs gaze.
Not knowing if it was crossing boundaries, Y/n kissed Wandaâs hand in the same way she did back on Acrux. âNever.âÂ
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âI donât understand,â Wanda says as she looks around the bustling city. There easily could have been a hundred people just on this street alone. Everyone looked so at ease with life. âYouâre not supposed to understand,â Y/n lightly commented.Â
Several people walked past them, all acknowledging Y/n. They spoke at such ease that it perplexed Wanda. âWas this the same Aetos her planet feared? Was this an act?â She thought. None of it made any sense.Â
Intrigued by one of the market stalls, Wanda let go of Y/nâs hand and walked towards it. The sight of fresh fruit and vegetables made her stomach grumble. âWhat would you like, miss?â Wanda slightly backed off and said, âIâm sorry. I donât have any money on me.â
The worker grew confused at her response. âItâs free, maâam.â Y/n slid to Wanda's side and grabbed two apples, a banana, and a mango . âI think this will be all for us Ethan. Are the crops still looking good in your region?âÂ
Ethan grabbed the items and placed them into a brown paper bag.Â
âThere are small issues with the implementation of our water system, but so far itâs been great. The new technology has been helping us be more efficient.â Y/n smiled in delight while grabbing the bag. âThatâs good to hear. Iâll try to see if thereâs anything I can do when it comes to the new system though. It should have been smooth sailing. But you have a good day now.âÂ
Y/n grabbed Wandaâs hand once more and looked around the city. There was so much that Y/n had wanted to show Wanda from the art district, business district, and culture district. However, it was only Wandaâs first day out. Not wanting to add to her anxiety, Y/n led Wanda on a small walk through the heart of the city. She gave her an apple and Wanda took in all the new sights.Â
âIâm guessing you have questions.â Y/n grabbed the second apple and started to eat.Â
âYou think? None of this makes sense.â Every story sheâd ever heard about the Aetos family was nothing but horror. The planet was to have hosted the worst criminals in the galaxy. So why does it look like a fairytale? âFollow me. I have the perfect spot to explain everything to you.âÂ
Y/n led Wanda to the nearest sky tram. âHold on-,â the tram flew up from the streets, causing Wanda to stumble back a little. Quick with her reflexes, Y/n reached out and grabbed Wanda by her waist. â-they tend to be fast,â Y/n said sheepishly. Wanda held on to the same pole as Y/n.
Soon, they arrived at a floating garden. It was high above the clouds which allowed Wanda to get a good view of the sunset. âCome on. I know a private spot.â Still holding Wanda by the waist, Y/n led them to a familiar spot near the edge of the garden. There was a seat that saw the view of the city below as well as the clouds that sat right on top of it.Â
âWelcome to my hideout.â Y/n watched as Wanda looked around awestruck at the view surrounding them. Nearby plants looked to be taken care of yet no caretakers were in sight. âDo you take care of them?â Wanda asked as she touched one of the plants.Â
âI try my best. Iâve recently been learning more about herbology and gardening to expand on my skills.â Y/n hadnât meant to boast but she desperately carved for Wandaâs approval or affirmation.Â
âYou never told me that you wanted to try learning about plants.â Y/n shrugged. There was more she wanted to tell but was never allowed. âIf you have the time, I can tell you everything you ever wanted to know about me.â
Wanda walked towards the seat and beckoned for Y/n to sit beside her. âI want to know first about the history of your planet because where are all the crimes and murderers that I used to hear about.âÂ
âIf I tell you, you must promise not to tell a soul outside this planet. If you were to spread the truth about my home planet, many people could get hurt.â The seriousness in Y/nâs voice struck Wandaâs attention.Â
âI promise.âÂ
âGood. Iâm holding you to that Maximoff.â Wanda smiled at the lightness that surrounded Y/n. It was all too different from the stoic nature Y/n had back in Acrux. âProbably was trying her best to stay alive,â Wanda thought.Â
âVernak, as you may have thought it to be home of all murderers, rapists, and thieves was actually home to the very first runaways.â Y/n wiped a hologram into view to showcase a family photo of a father, mother, and two sons. âDain and Elizabeth Aetos and their sons Cain and Christopher. These are my ancestors.âÂ
âTheyâre a beautiful family,â Wanda admired. âDain was a Jedi Knight while Elizabeth was a senator. In a farther part of the galaxy, these two were not allowed to love due to the rules of being a Jedi Knight.â Y/n swiped to show articles stating that Jedis were not allowed to have any relationship.Â
âThe goal of any Jedi is to defend and protect. Theyâre like peacekeepers of the galaxy. If they were to get into relationships, it may lead to biases to protect that individual over another. So when Dain was caught, he fled with his wife to a different part of the galaxy.âÂ
Y/n showed a map to showcase how far of a journey the Aetos family had to endure to get away from the Jedi counsel. âThey landed in Vernak and built a home for themselves. For a while, it was just them four living on an inhabited planet.âÂ
âOne day, Dain had gotten word of another couple that was also in the same predicament as them. While he was scared to leave his family, Elizabeth understood the importance of saving this couple and encouraged him to go. It was a long journey and Dain did get injured from it but thankfully the husband had a medical background.âÂ
âWhat would have happened if they were caught?â Y/n looked into Wandaâs eyes and sighed. âBack then it was a different culture, but the Jedi would have been killed for breaking this rule. As for their partner, they typically get banished.â
âYour ancestors knew the consequences of loving each other and still did?â Wanda didnât mean to appear like she was judging but losing your life over loving someone was a big punishment to possibly face.Â
âI wouldâve done the same to be with you.âÂ
There was hope in Y/nâs eyes that Wanda felt the same way still, but when she hadnât answered, Y/n cleared her throat and continued with the story. âEver since that day, the Aetos family declared that they would help any people that needed refuge in any type of way. They grew and grew and grew. However, the boys were now in their late 20âs and pointed out that if they continued to rescue people, they would get caught.âÂ
Y/n swiped to show an updated family photo of the Aetos family and this time, the boys were now grown men with wives in the picture. âOn this eventful night in history, the Aetos family forged a plan to fabricate what Vernak was. They sent out loyal soldiers to neighboring planets to spread rumors that Vernak was an evil planet filled with the worst that mankind has ever seen.âÂ
âIt took a long time but people started to believe it. Because of this lie, generations of people taught it to their children and their children and so on. In the meantime, we still rescued many of those that needed it. Vernak was the planet for the forbidden people, the runaways. We vow to protect those in need in the name of love.âÂ
Wanda took it all in as she watched the sunset go down and stars in the sky appear. âSo this whole time, Vernak has been a thriving place full of culture and life? If you have an army, whatâs the point of still lying to the galaxy?âÂ
Y/n sighed, preparing herself for the harsh truth. âWe lie to protect our citizens. Some have ancestors that were supposed to have been beheaded had we not stepped in and helped. Others have families that are still hunted to this day. If word gets out that these people are alive, who knows how many soldiers would come to try and defeat us.âÂ
Y/n held Wandaâs hand, âWe lie so that our people can live peacefully.âÂ
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Two months have passed since Wanda had first arrived in Vernak. In the short amount of time, Wanda had managed to learn more about the planetâs history, army, politics, and culture. One of the biggest differences was obviously the lack of evil that the planet hosted.Â
If anything, there was close to zero crime committed on the streets of Vernak. This marveled Wanda even more to learn how their legislation worked. With the help of Y/n, she attended several conferences where bills and laws were passed.Â
The lack of arguing or fear mongering almost made Wanda uncomfortable. The palace had too much peace. Even her home planet had its fair share of power hungry people. So to see people work together to achieve the betterment of their people was odd to see.Â
Right now, Wanda sat in her room, writing in her journal about the things she learned today when she heard the sound of the front door open. Closing her journal, Wanda walked out to the living room to see Y/n stripping off her royal attire.Â
Wanda leaned up against the wall as Y/n sighed from the long day. âHow was your day?âÂ
Y/n looked up and smiled. âRough. I had force training and it was more strenuous than usual.â Wanda walked towards Y/n and gave her a small hug.
Things were still unclear on what the two of them were. But having Wanda around was more than enough for Y/n. As for Wanda, she liked that Y/n never pressured her to talk. For now, things were okay. Pulling back from the hug, arms still around Y/nâs neck, Wanda said, âI cooked for you today.âÂ
Y/n held on to Wandaâs waist, a smirk on her face. âYou did? You didnât have to do that.âÂ
Wanda poked Y/nâs chest. âNonsense. Plus, I managed to get the right ingredients. Weâre having a proper Fornia dinner tonight. So dress nicely and you need a shower, you stink.â
With a light shove from Wanda, Y/n walked to her room with a laugh. âYes maâam.âÂ
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After cleaning herself up, Y/n walked out her room in an all black attire. The savory aroma of the meal was the first thing Y/n noticed as she walked closer to the dim kitchen.
Once she entered, Y/n was awestruck at the sight of a candle lit dinner. âWoah,â she muttered under her breath. Before she walked any further, Wanda snuck behind Y/n and intertwined their hands.Â
âYou like?â Y/n looked back, ready to compliment the dinner, but the sight of Wanda in an all black skin tight dress stopped her. It was like everything in the room stopped as she took it all in. Wandaâs hair was curled to perfection and her makeup made Y/nâs heart leap.Â
Mouth agape, Y/n took a step back, spun Wanda around. âI donât think thereâs enough words to describe how beautiful you are Wanda.âÂ
Wanda was thankful for the dim lights as she blushed under Y/nâs gaze. âIâd say you look handsome tonight.â Y/n led Wanda to her seat and helped push her in.Â
âThis looks so amazing Wanda. I canât wait to eat it.â Y/n sat on the other side ready to dig in but Wandaâs longing gaze stopped her. âAre you okay Wands?âÂ
âI want to say something and you canât interrupt me, okay?â Y/n shook her head in understandment. Wanda shook her nerves away as she reached out once again to hold Y/nâs hand. Meeting her half, Y/n held Wandaâs hand, giving her a comforting squeeze.Â
âI first want to thank you for being here for me. These past two months have been such a whirlwind and having you here with me has been such a relief.â Wanda started to tear up, feeling her emotions get the best of her.Â
âI know you must wonder what Iâve been wanting to do or what my plan for the future is and for the first month, I honestly didnât know what I wanted.â Wiping away a fallen tear, Wanda continued. âBut living here in Vernak with you. Itâs given me something to look forward to.âÂ
Y/n smiled softly. She gave Wanda another gentle squeeze knowing the girl had more to say. âI thought that my life was over the moment I landed in Acrux. But life led me to you. And suddenly, it felt like my life finally started.âÂ
âI know we donât talk enough about my decision to leave you but I do want to say Iâm so sorry.â The moment replayed in both of their heads and all Wanda could feel was regret. âI shouldâve heard you out but instead I left.âÂ
âWanda, darling, I donât blame you for leaving.â The sympathetic look on Y/nâs face broke Wandaâs heart. Here she was apologizing but entirely, there was nothing to apologize for. Y/n always understood Wandaâs decision to leave. âYou chose based on information we purposely crafted for generations. There was no way you could have known the truth about Vernak.âÂ
Wanda continued to cry at Y/nâs generosity, feeling even more guilty on her decision to leave. Hating the sight of Wanda crying, Y/n got up and squatted in front of her. She cupped her face and wiped the tears away. âI wish I never left you.âÂ
Y/nâs heart dropped at the whispered confession. This was the first time that Wanda had remotely ever admitted anything like that. In turn, Y/n admitted, âI wish I stayed.âÂ
Vulnerability was something Y/n was hardly taught to give. It could lead to death, abandonment, or betrayal. But every single time Y/n chose to be vulnerable, it was for Wanda and no one else.Â
âDo you thinkâŚâ Wanda looked into Y/nâs eyes as she choked back her tears, â...if I were to ask for another chanceâŚwhat would you say?âÂ
Y/n thought about it for a moment before saying, âIâd give you a thousand chances if it meant to be with you again.âÂ
Unable to hold herself back, Wanda leaned in for a kiss, hoping that Y/n could feel just how much she missed her. Hoping that it would be enough to apologize for all the countless lies she believed in. Hoping that she can prove to Y/n once more that sheâd never leave again.Â
And as Y/n deepened the kiss, tasting Wandaâs tears, she prayed that the only girl sheâs ever loved will understand that no matter what, she will always choose her.
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Evil was something Wanda hardly associated Y/n with. After a year of living on Vernak, she could only see the good Y/n and her family have done for the people. So when Y/n came home from a rough day at the palace, Wandaâs love changed.Â
She sat at their shared bed when she heard the front door open and close. âIâm over here dekta!â It took Y/n a long time to get to their bedroom, a long look was on her face when she arrived.Â
Immediately noticing that something was wrong, Wanda closed her book and opened her arms. With no words, Y/n fell into Wandaâs arms. The feeling of being with her instantly relaxed the young Aetos.Â
For a while, the two laid in bed, tangled in each other's arms before Y/n spoke up. âSomething happened today and IâŚI donât know how to handle it.âÂ
Wanda ran her hand through Y/nâs hair, trying her best to comfort her girlfriend. She pressed a small kiss on Y/nâs temple before saying, âYou can tell me dekta. Iâm all ears.âÂ
Y/n sighed, not knowing where to even start. âThere was intel that came to the palace about a bounty hunter that managed to torture information about Vernak.âÂ
âWe managed to get our hands on them butâŚâ Y/n grimaced as she remembered. â...we had to kill them as well as the rest of the bounty hunters that they told.â Wanda could feel Y/n start to cry.Â
âI know death is something Iâm used to but these people were different. They were hired for all the wrong reasons in order to make ends meet. Many of them had families and now theyâre probably waiting for them to come home.âÂ
Y/n slowly sat up as she wiped her own tears. Wanda followed suit and sat on Y/nâs lap. âI just- I hate the tough decisions we have to make. When things donât feel as black and white, it makes me wonder if what weâre doing is good.âÂ
Y/n looked into Wandaâs eyes with fear. âIt makes me wonder if Iâm good enough for you.âÂ
Wanda frowned at the confession. âDonât ever question that. Thereâs nothing in this world that will ever make me think that youâre not good enough for me.â Wanda gave Y/n a quick kiss, hoping to take away some of the pain her girlfriend was feeling. âEverything you do is to protect me and your people. Thereâs not a single day where I ever felt like you hurted people just to hurt. You and your family make the hard decisions in order for us to be safe.âÂ
âWhat if I told you we were evil?â Wanda looked at Y/n confused.Â
âDekta, weâve been over this. Your family being evil is a lie.â Y/n almost felt guilty for how much Wanda cared for her. For if she were to see all the decisions being made, would she still stay?Â
Y/n looked away, unable to meet Wandaâs eyes. âThey unveiled today the final secretâŚour family has a long list of people turning to the dark side in order to make sure our country is protected. Even my father has admitted to tapping into that side of the force.âÂ
Y/n clenched her eyes, unable to forget the moment that electricity came out of her fatherâs hands. âThe red lightsaber was one thing but having the powers of the dark side is another. I fear that if Iâm not strong enough, Iâll succumb to the thoughts of the dark side.âÂ
â...I fear to be the person you hate.âÂ
Silence surrounded the room as Wanda stayed in deep thought. There were so many questions in her head but as Y/n slowly looked up, Wanda knew what to say.Â
âFear has controlled me before and it led me away from you. So listen when I say this, do not let fear make you believe that you will be destined for evil. The dark side is powerful but so are the emotions they feel. And as long as Iâm here, I will never let evil succumb to you.â
Wiping away the remainder of her tears, Wanda finished with, âYou are destined to be a great leader my love. Evil may linger in your genes but your heart shows me everything I need to know. And I will love you enough for the both of us to make you see that you are good.âÂ
Leaning in for one more kiss, Wanda would never call Y/n evil.Â
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Wanda and Y/n were 25 the night before their wedding.Â
Wanda was looking out the balcony when she heard a knock at her door. It was close to midnight. âNo one should be up,â she thought. The hologram displayed Y/nâs image and Wanda immediately opened the door. âWhat are you doing? You know it's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding.âÂ
Y/n chuckled at the superstition and entered anyway. âI wanted to see you. Today has been long without you.â Y/n jumped onto the bed, feeling exhausted. Wanda followed suit as she dimmed the lighting in the room.Â
They got under the covers and laid next to each other. Face to face, Wanda asked, âI know somethingâs troubling you.â Y/n still had her eyes closed when she responded with, âAnd how do you know that my love?âÂ
âI have a gut feeling. Or maybe the force has connected us.â The thought was sincere. What if they were fated soulmates? âPlus, anytime Iâm wide awake this late at night, you always seem to be in distress. So tell me whatâs wrong dekta.â
Y/n sighed and snuggled into Wandaâs neck. Wanda started to play with Y/nâs hair, waiting for her to talk. âIâve been thinking a lot about usâŚand I wanted to tell you something.â Y/n sat up, leaning on her arm for support as Wanda remained lying down on the bed.Â
They held hands as Y/n added, âLoving me is hard.â Wanda frowned at the statement. âItâs something Iâve thought about a lot. And sometimes I doubt if this is the right path for you.â Feeling Y/nâs insecurities rise, Wanda sat up and cupped Y/nâs cheeks. âYou are my path Y/n. Thereâs no doubt about that.âÂ
âYou say that but tomorrow is our wedding. Thereâs no going back after that. Youâre going to be stuck with me forever.âÂ
âYou act as if thatâs such a bad thing dekta.â Y/n sighed not knowing how to formulate her thoughts. âI chose you when I came back to you. I chose you again when I said yes to engaging you. And I will say yes once more tomorrow to have forever with you.â Wanda kissed Y/n long and hard. It almost made Y/n forget about her worries.Â
Y/n rubbed Wandaâs arms hoping her thoughts wouldnât sound too jumbled. âChoosing me then is different compared to choosing me tomorrow.â Y/n looked into Wandaâs eyes with all seriousness and declared, âIf you choose to love me, you will love the very person this whole galaxy will be known to hate. The very sound of my name will not only bring assassins to kill me but armies to destroy me.â Y/n invaded Wandaâs space inch by inch. Tension building in their eyes and body. âIf you choose me,â barely any space was between them now, âyou will be with the person that will bring generations of families to death as the galaxy will go through its darkest times with me.âÂ
Evil lingered in Y/nâs eyes. The very eyes that Wanda had fallen for.
âIf you choose me,â swallowing her pride, Y/n confessed, âthey will hate you.â There was no going back, but Wanda was a smart girl. She knew the consequences of falling for an Aetos, yet there was always part of her that willingly went back each time. Like a drug, she couldnât quit.Â
What does it mean to fall in love with the person everyone hates? It meant seeing them for something else. A different side only special to you. It meant power beyond their control just to make sure you were safe. It meant that they would choose you versus the world every - single - time.Â
âDo you choose me?â There was no pause, no hesitation when Wanda replied. Her heart and mind were already set ages ago.Â
â...I do.â
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Since Radio is currently just sitting about trying not to be a nuisance I decided to explain some of the little creatures that Radio has brought to life and such.
"Feral" Mimics, they are the ones you see the most, only being designed and hard wired to kill any unfortune soul that decided to wander into Radio's void. You can identify these really easily from the Prototypes with it's very robotic movement and lack of speech.
Prototype Mimics, these guys were specially engineered by Radio to be capable of speech, handle complex problems, and be guides when Radio's underground city is fully constructed. You don't see them much because they're a pain to get to behave especially when they have a born hatred towards their creator for some unknown reason. They can be identified by their passive nature and yknow them talking.
Mini Radios, these fellas are the most recent thing Radio has created so the name for them is still being tossed around. Created from Radio's emotions these little guys are sneaky but chaotic, they can speak but not much, you find them often running around trying to hide until they can pull off their most evilest plan of them all. Spilling a glass of water someone set on the counter. You can identify these guys by them literally being a Radio with legs.
Clones, the oldest one of them all, they are the closest thing you can get to the original they essentially work as a hive mind working towards whatever goal the real one wishes. The only downside to them is they only possess around 70% of Radio's actual power. You can identify them by them just acting like Radio.
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Who of the boys would be more of a cat and who would be more of a dog person?
Rewatching Narcos currently andJavi P seeking justice for Murphys cat was the animal love I needed.
I know he says heâs not much of a cat person but the way he treated it.. cat man đ§đŤś
Featuring: Javier PeĂąa, Joel Miller, Agent Whiskey, Dave York and Marcus Pike
A/N: aww this is a very good idea!!! I love it honey! Also, I have a feeling all the Pedro boys lean towards dogs, but that doesn't mean they won't go soft with a kitty đ
Javier PeĂąa: Javi likes dogs better, there's no argument towards that, he grew up around dogs on his dad's ranch and he loves how strong and loyal they are, however, that doesn't mean Javi is insensitive towards cats, we all have seen how fierce he was to fight for the fact that cat was DEA as much as Steve and himself were, even if there was a tiny comical hint to it; Javier isn't a huge cat person, but he does have a soft spot for them, they are cute sometimes and amongst all the violence he has encountered through his life, he thought he would lose that empathy towards smaller things, but he was very wrong, so once he saw a stray kitty fumbling around the garbage to look for food and it made his heart break, he didn't know why exactly, but he was so tired of seeing the evilest side of people, it felt just too unfair such a tiny cute little creature starve on the streets, which caused Javier to feed the cat leftovers of his meals which quickly became a habit and now the cat is fat and he doesn't know what to do
Joel Miller: Joel Miller is 100% dog person and there's no argument about that at all, although after he grew up and had to take care of a house and a baby daughter on his own, he decided to have a no pet rule: money was tight and so was time, taking care of a baby, and then a toddler and then a child and then a teen was exhausting as it was, so he didn't have time for bullshitting with cats or dogs. In fact, getting a puppy was the only request Sarah has ever made him and he managed to remain strict and not let her have it. However, he knows his daughter pets all the neighbor's pets and he's okay with it. Now, if you have a cat, you can expect Joel getting into a grumpy old man mood⢠he is just going to complain about the cat and he is going to swear that cat is up to no good, plotting against him because its so jealous of you. He will definitely have arguments with your cat
"get out of my guitar now!"
"meow"
"I swear... get off my truck or I'll kill you!"
"meow"
And well, sometimes it kind does seem your cat is teasing Joel by sitting on his truck hood or sitting on his beloved guitar; if Joel is reading some work papers on the kitchen table you can bet your life your cat will climb all the way just to sit ON the papers and make Joel's blood boil, and you'll de damned if that ain't the funniest shit you'd ever seen; but hey, sometimes after you went to bed, your cat nuzzles Joel's body and your tough boyfriend actually pets your cat, but it's their secret and neither of them will ever admit it đ¤Ť
Agent Whiskey: our sweet Jack loves animals! He is a farm boy after all, and that means he absolutely adores every single living thing. Of course he likes dogs and cats like everyone else, but those aren't his favorites, if anything, Jack is the kind of man to have farm animals as pets as if it was the most normal thing in the world. As a grown man, Jack has his own ranch, and he keeps all the animals he likes there: he's got cows, horses (his big passion), pigs, chickens, goats, bunnies, dogs and a few cats in the barn because someone needs to catch those damn mice, since he hates killing any kind of animal, he leaves it for the cats to chase down the mice and if he finds spiders in the house he'll definitely just throw them outside. He loves birds and fish but he'd rather watch them out in nature than have them trapped in birdcages of fishbowls; he's not a big fan of frogs but he doesn't mind them at all and his biggest childhood trauma was when little Jack befriended a very cute little pig and the two of them became quickly inseparable, playing together and hanging out all the time, he even named his pig Hector⢠until one Sunday morning he woke up to see his friend gone and later, mama Daniels had made pork chops for lunch â ď¸ Jack cried his little heart out, refused to eat lunch and spent years without eating pork, until this day he feels kind of guilty to eat bacon or something, he doesn't kill any of his own ranch animals to cook, he just goes to the supermarket to get the meat
Dave York: Dave had always loved dogs from a young age, when he was little, his dog Sprinkles was his best friend and he still keeps old pictures of himself and his old friend in the back of his memory boxes. Once he grew up and he got into his... business... he realized dogs are the safest option for a pet; they are very rational, they can be trained and protect the house and the owners against threats or burglars. If his kids beg him for a puppy, he will never say no to them, but it will be frustrating to him that they will pick the cutest and fluffiest puppy over the one breed he thinks it's safer for the family, statistical saying. However, how happy they get will make him think of Sprinkles and soon enough he will become those dads who treat the family pet better than his own kids. He will definitely doze off on the couch and the dog will be curled up to him. Dave also admires the felines and mostly how neat and careful they are. They are silent and are able to sneak into a room without anyone noticing, exactly like Dave does when he's out working, he likes how cats are independent and always take care of themselves, however, the idea of having a cat never occurred to him, but well... never say never
Marcus Pike: that man is the human version of a golden retriever, so he obviously would prefer dogs. He has thought of getting a dog some time but he hasn't made up his mind yet, on one hand, he would like to have a puppy waiting for him at home so he won't be too lonely, but on the other hand, dogs are a lot of trouble and he doesn't know if he will be able to actually take care of it, not to mention dogs remind him a lot of the perfect image of a happy family, you know, a husband and a wife and kids, something Marcus would love to have but he hasn't been too lucky with it lately! He does like cats too, but the thing is: he is allergic to cats, and I don't mean just a slight allergy, I mean sneezing, coughing, red puffy eyes, stuffed nose etc, so cats are definitely a big no to him!
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Hayley's Completely Self-Indulgent and Borderline Ridiculous Bill Cipher Playlist (Part 1)
Just gonna go for it and make a masterpost of all the songs (video links included) I've got on my Bill playlist so far.
'So far' being the key words; I've added over a hundred songs at this point and will probably add more in time. Whether it's songs I think Bill would like, songs that just remind me of Bill, the most obnoxious songs to hear on a party playlist, songs connected to the side of himself he tries to bury in lies, or songs that I'll admit are a bit of a stretch but they still remind me of Bill so I added them anyway, I've got a little bit of everything here.
I do take requests for songs to add but also don't make fun of me for some of the more obvious and basic choices because I know. I know. But also I can do whatever I want forever.
I did put some small reasons/infodumps next to each song, to explain why I picked them. Or I'll just say that it had Bill vibes to me and leave it at that.
Anyway, for anyone interested (if you actually read all my little blurbs, massive props to you), the first chunk of songs are listed below. Just a heads up, it's LONG and this is only the first part:
Mariana & The Diamonds - Oh No! - Yeah, obviously. Obviously.
Taylor Swift - Death Note 「AMV」 Look What You Made Me Do - I said it before, I'll say it again; Death Note AMV creators can turn water into wine and every time I watch this one, I can't stop picturing the song from the POV of a manipulative, power-hungry bastard with a God Complex. So you know, Bill. But only specifically in this context, it doesn't hit as hard without the AMV.
Fall Out Boy - Centuries - Listen to the lyrics of the chorus. That's Bill. Like...that's Bill. The rest of the song has a lot of really good Bill lyrics as well.
Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide - Shut up. SHUT UP. I knew about the song WAY before it was ever applied to Bill. Heck, I knew about this song way before Bill even existed so SHUSH. But like, come on. Sometimes a song choice is overapplied to a character for a reason; it works.
Creature Feature - The Greatest Show Unearthed - I think my teenage self would strangle me if I didn't put at least one Creature Feature song on here. Lucky for him, I've put more than one. But the other one comes later. ...Did I add it? I should check that.
Voltaire - Land of the Dead - Speaking of teenage Hayley's tastes, time for the Voltaire songs I've definitely just added because of the 'I'm 13 and this is Deep' vibes. But also Voltaire fucks severely and every Bill playlist should have at least one of his songs on it, in my personal opinion.
Voltaire - When You're Evil - Once again, I'm 13 and this is Deep, but also tell me you can't imagine Bill singing this to himself. No, not in a sexy way in a human body who looks like Oregonian Onceler, in the edgy teenager way where you thinks you're the most evilest evil in the entire world but you're really just going through puberty and also probably transgender, but you don't know that yet.
Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Song) - Once again, edgy teen who thinks he's the most evilest evil in the entire world (I don't think Bill is actually irredeemably, unquestionably evil, he'd just really vibe with 'Ooh I'm so evil! I'm such a bad guy!' songs).
I'm pretty sure this is the last Voltaire song for now, unless I added Brains! somewhere down the line and forgot. (Also just a mild warning but this song DOES use the f-slur, if that bugs you)
The Greatest Showman Cast - The Other Side - Sighs. Look. It's a Bill and Ford song to me. I don't even mean romantically or anything, just LISTEN to it. That's them. If there were a Gravity Falls Musical, dedicated to recreating the entire show through song and dance, the two of them meeting for the first time would have a song exactly like this. I refuse to apologize for this choice. Also a Gravity Falls musical would rule, someone should make that eventually.
Italobrothers - My Life is a Party - Just the first of my many Dragostea Din Tei choices for this playlist. I really like the original, okay? And I usually end up attached to people who try to remix it/make a new song outta it. This one has the bonus of also being a fun party song.
David Guetta, Bebe Rexha - I'm Good (Blue) - Speaking of the first choice of a song I have multiple times on this playlist in some form. I don't care what anybody says, I think this song is a lot of fun and I think Bill would have it on one of his party playlists somewhere. Probably the Nightcore version, it's a lot quicker and makes for a better fistpumping song, in my personal opinion.
Set It Off ft. William Beckett - Wolf In Sheep's Clothing - Yeah, I'm not explaining this one, you get it.
Vocaloid (made by Fukase) - âCause Iâm a Liar - I actually don't like this one all that much, and I can feel everyone's judgment about having a fucking Kokichi Ouma fansong on here. But the lyrics don't lie. Or...I guess they do. It's a song about being a liar, that's the joke. (Also slight content warning but the video has a lot of flashy effects, so take caution!)
Kesha - Blow - Of course we've gotta have some Kesha. There will be more. She needs no explanation.
Kesha - TiK ToK - Once again, not explaining myself. It's Kesha.
Taylor Swift -ăAMVăDeath Note - Blank Space - What I said about the last Death Note AMV with a Taylor Swift song. It just works so well for a manipulative guy like Bill, but only when set to Death Note specifically. Why? I have no idea, it just hits different. It's like eating crackers with cheese whiz: not a healthy or fantastic snack by any means but sometimes I just want some junk food. Except this junk food manipulates people.
Kesha - Take It Off - Once again, will not explain my Kesha choices. You understand that Bill and the Henchmaniacs would be Kesha girlies or you don't.
Neil Cicierega - It's Gonna Get Weird - Giggles. Also funny enough, I don't listen to this all that often. Dunno why.
Gravity Falls Soundtrack - Is It Bottomless - Triangulum Entagulum - I mean, yeah.
Gravity Falls Soundtrack - A Very Tricky Triangle - I mean, yeah x2. I don't care if this might be cheating, I can do what I want. But also, isn't this such a FUN instrumental? I love the music they use for him in the show SO much. It's so sinister and otherworldly. Top-notch soundtracking.
Voltaire - Brains! - Oh, hey, I did add Brains! to this. Anyway, we can tell I was a Billy and Mandy kid so I'm gonna project that onto Bill. Also I'm 90% sure this is the last Voltaire song I have on the list. For now.
Trolls 3 - Mount Rageous [Extended Edition] - This is absolutely one of my most self-indulgent picks on the list, especially because I went straight for the one that includes the Sweet Dreams part of the song (because I guess the soundtrack doesn't actually have it?)
Anyway, it's a song all about faking it to make it, sung by people who have gone on to manipulate everyone around them by using others for their own abilities. So I think I at least have SOME excuse to connect it to Bill. Maybe? Possibly? I think so. Plus it fucks and actually got me to semi-care about the Trolls films again.
Alex Hirsch - We'll Meet Again - Giggles again.
Marina and The Diamonds - Bubblegum Bitch - Insert that post about always understanding whenever someone slaps Bubblegum Bitch onto a character playlist. That character's Miss Sugar Pink Liquor Liquor Lips now. Admittedly I don't have any other real reason for it to be on here, other than its extreme levels of cunt. Maybe Bill adds it to his party mix at Pyronica's request or something. Now THERE'S a Bubblegum Bitch.
Rihanna - Disturbia - Another song that gives me Bill and Ford vibes. Pretty self-explanatory, probably. Probably?
Malia J - Smells Like Teen Spirit - I also have the original version and the Weird Al parody down further on the playlist, and I tie them all to Bill in different ways. This one's for his more ominous and sinister side, where it's like 'I'm coming and I'm not leaving :)', whereas the original touches more on the 'teen/young adult revolutionary' side of things and the Weird Al cover is just because Weird Al. Also this cover is so pretty and chilling to me.
David Guetta ft.Sia - Titanium - This one's kind of a 'I could take it or leave it on here' song, admittedly, but also it gives me pre-Second Dimension-Destruction Bill vibes, in a twisted kind of sense. Like, he feels all powerful and like nobody can stop him...as he proceeds to make the worst mistakes of his life and destroys everything he knows. Might stew on this one and potentially remove it, but it can stay for now.
Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca - I feel like this one speaks for itself. He's insane. He's cah-RAZZYYYYY. Also it's a fun party song.
Freak Kitchen - Freak of the Week - This one just fucking rules. I'll admit connecting it to Bill outside of the title is a stretch, it's more a critique on people so desperate to achieve fame and fortune that they'll go as far as putting their own lives in danger to get it, whereas Bill is more likely to put others in danger to achieve his own goals.
But also he was willing to destroy the universe with himself inside it, for the sake of the most wild party imaginable. Also, desperate to seek fame and fortune without considering the dangers necessary to get there? Could always stretch further, say it's a Bill and Ford song. Either way, I'm keeping it on the playlist.
Christina Milian - Am to Pm - I've just really liked this song since I was like, ten, and it's a fun party song. Not all of Bill's party songs have to be super annoying, sometimes they can be bops. The bops make you lower your defenses. So when he drops a What Does The Fox Say? down the line, you're completely blindsided. Yes, it will be on here.
Viva La Vida - Coldplay - A human Bill song if I ever heard one. Another fairly basic choice, but again, I don't think it's a HUGE stretch to tie it to him. Plus again, insert that Top Forty Hits quote from Dipper here. They're in the top forty for a reason, they're CATCHY.
Eurobeat Brony - Discord (Remix) - Yeah.
Alina - When You Leave [Numa Numa] [Basshunter Radio Mix] - I told you this song was going to be all over the playlist. And we still haven't gotten to the original yet. Also fun fact; there was originally another version of the song before this one, but upon a relisten I was like 'Hmm, nah, it's good but I don't know if it's got that Bill energy.' Yes, I can and do compare Dragostea Din Tei covers for my Bill Cipher playlist like I'm comparing paint swatches at Home Depot. It's that important to me.
Switchfoot - Dare You To Move - I have no excuses for putting a song from a psuedo-Christian rock band on my Bill Cipher playlist outside of the sheer nostalgia factor, and I can't even pretend it's a one-off thing because there's another one of their songs further down the list. But CONSIDER; the Axolotl singing it to him. That's all I'm going to say. I will not apologize.
BB Cooper - Blame - To me, this is one of those songs about the feelings Bill probably tries to drown in lies. I realize it's a stretch, because we know he wouldn't actually stop and self-reflect in the way that the song does.
But at the same time...I could easily see someone making an animatic set to this song with Pre-Second-Dimension-Destruction Bill at the beginning and it switches to present-day Bill for the second half. I see the vision, even if I realize Bill would try his hardest NOT to see it.
Either that or he'll interpret it as a 'You see? I'm not the villain here. My tragic past is the real reason I'm like this.' song. But you know, there's always that thin thread that's tied to his past, before everything unfolded as it did. Where at some point, he really and truly wasn't to blame. Alas.
They Might Be Giants - Particle Man - Heehee hoohoo triangle man.
Tom Cardy (ft. Montaigne) - Red Flags UNO REVERSE - I added these two in reverse order, oops. Oh, well. I feel like it adds to the chaos.
Tom Cardy (ft. Montaigne) - Red Flags - Of course. Sidenote but this song is physically impossible to sing out loud in public unless you want some WEIRD looks from people.
Hudson Mohawke - Cbat - Tell me he wouldn't love this garbage.
Circus Music - Just circus music. Because he's a massive clown.
Earth Wind & Fire - Boogie Wonderland - Just a fun song, especially for parties.
Nicki Minaj - Super Bass - It feels so wrong to think of a party mix without it, and I feel like Bill would agree.
Toby Fox - Your Best Friend and Toby Fox - Your Best Nightmare - These two are tied together in that order, for pretty obvious reasons.
Simple Plan - I'm Just A Kid - I bounced back and forth with myself before eventually taking Teenagers by MCR off the playlist. I'm not doing that with this song. It just...it feels Bill, you know?
Maybe specifically my version of him, but also can't you imagine your own version of him blasting this at the age of like, fourteen? Am I wrong? I don't feel like I'm wrong. Also I might add Teenagers back onto the list, he needs more of those angsty teen songs.
Darude - Sandstorm - It's a meme, it's funny, it'd be a blast at parties.
Flo Rida ft. Kesha - Right Round - I wouldn't count this as a Kesha song but also I could easily see them bumping it in the Fearamid.
Sia - Chandelier and Toad - Chandelier - Once again, a two-for-one special. I feel like Bill would enjoy both for various reasons. He can interpret it as just another party song, while ignoring the obvious darker implications behind the song of masking your true pain and emotions through a wild and reckless lifestyle. He'd probably love to get as literal as possible with it and try swinging from a chandelier. The Toad once is ear-splitting annoying. I think they fit
Florence and the Machine - Cosmic Love - This one is just for Mina. That's the only reason it's here.
Weird Al - Polka Face - Funny Weird Al song.
Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby - Drake suggested this one and it was right. I laughed and added it, then proceeded to get jumpscared by it when I shuffled the playlist this morning. So that was funny. Go, white boy, go.
Tim Rothrock & Jim Wise - Goofy Goober Rock - More Drake suggestions (this and the other Spongebob songs, along with a few others down the line), and this makes me smile extra hard because I've been in such a Spongebob mood lately :)
Spongebob - Jelly Fish Jam (4 Hour Edition) - Yes, the 4-hour edition specifically. If you're not jamming as much as the jellyfish did in the episode, you're doing something wrong.
Spongebob - Sweet Victory - Of course. Gotta honor the classics.
Weird Al - NOW That's What I Call Polka! - Another one of my personal favorite Weird Al polka mashups.
LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem - Would Bill be Team Party Rockers or Team Party Rock Is?
Cutting it off here because this playlist has over a hundred songs so far and I'm only at...57. How fun for me personally to stop there for the first part. Anyway, expect the next part in a bit.
#Hayley Speaks#Long Post#I'm not tagging this one; it's just for fun#Maybe I'll link it in my pinned post or smth; we'll see
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palominos are actually the evilest and gayest horses. they have a complex about it and it is so evident you go up to Any palomino and they will look in your eyes with such arrogance and such little fear for a creature whose limbs have the structural integrity of a meringue. theyâre soooo haughty theyâre so bitchy yet beautiful.
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The evilest little creatures
#my art#kirby#kirby magolor#marx kirby#magolor#marx#kirby super star ultra#kirby rtdl#rtdldx#first time posting something kirby related! :D
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Predictable Stache hot take: Surge the Tenrec and Kitsunami the Fennec should NEVER have been established as kidnapping victims and cyborgs. Just genuine OCs Starline built from scratch (via Sonic and Tails material), with a little technology on the outside. Love or hate the characters, the past lives question feels like a haphazard and truly irrelevant addition that doesn't add anything to the drama that came with the two as they already were, which was compelling on paper enough.
Strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree
In retrospect, it really didn't matter, did it.
It feels like that choice was made to make Starline look so evil, the evilest, more eviler than Eggman! Look at him, corrupting children, Eggman wishes he could be so vile! But Surge and Kit could have angsted if they were just artificial creatures too. You know, your typical clone angst, "I'm just meant to be a replacement, I never had any choice in my life". The idea that they were programmed to be one-dimensional and they try to develop their own personality could have still been kept.
It just becomes laughable when Surge raises a huge stink over wanting to know who she used to be before Starline rewrote her personality, to then being perfectly cordial to the man who revealed to them that he had a hand in her "creation". If she was merely an artificial creature, it would have actually made more sense, because the only actions dictating her behavior would be her programming, which forces her to cower to authority figures!
As for her desire to watch the world burn because clearly no one cared about them... mh. Well, it's not like she has any proof of it in canon either. Maybe she just decides that, as clones, as byproducts, they'll always be seen as not "real people", so she's not going to see other people as people either.
(Kit is unchanged. Kit's only personality trait is that he wants what Surge wants. The story already pushes him to the side and by now wants us to think that his loyalty to Surge is wholesome and suddenly it doesn't count as brainwashing anymore. He has never cared about his past like Surge did, so he works even better as an artificial creature not allowed to be his own person.)
#idw sonic#surge the tenrec#kitsunami the tenrec#not vitriolic enough to be in fans don't look#funnily enough this reminds me of infinite who clearly also was conceptualized as eggman's artificial creature#before the shadlow dlc introduced the jackal squad#in that case both backstories work because you can imagine infinite being made bitter by the squad's death and obv by shadow humiliating hi#with s&k we really don't know a thing and it seems we never will because they (and the story) don't care anymore
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do u have any pets?
So many, I live on a farm, I have:
A leopard gecko
An axolotl
2 goats
A varying number of chickens
A pig (but not for long unfortunately)
3 rescue pitbulls: Koda (my own little ravage) Roxy/gege (innocent looking old lady who's actually the evilest creature in the world) and the newest one Ruby (big ole heffer)
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Time travel (L), time travel (L), time travel (L) x 1024
Time Travel (L) is exactly what it sounds like! L gets yeeted back in time after his death and ends up back in his early Wammy's era. He then proceeds to do some of the evilest shit imaginable because he needs to stop Kira from emerging :3 Light eventually becomes a Wammy kid is all I shall reveal on that front, but that should tell you...a lot lmao.
"You won't interfere further than this?" L questions the being still lurking between the folds of his brain. "Am I your only hope to take down Kira? A human child to your...whatever you are?"
He can feel Cinis bristle in offence, but L doesn't much care whether this thing likes him or not. If it needs him to wrangle Kira for it, then L doubts that Cinis is able to affect the physical world as much as it feels like it is. He has a feeling the creature is blusteringâto a certain extent, anyway. L can feel the power rolling off of it, feels it seeping through his mind and chilling through his bone marrow; but it needs him to do its dirty work.
There are different types of strength. Different types of power. What may be godlike in one world may not translate over well to the next.
M̡i̡n̡d̡ y̡o̡u̡r̡s̡e̡l̡f̡,̡ ̡D̡e̡t̡e̡c̡t̡i̡v̡e̡.̡ ̡I̡ ̡a̡m̡ ̡K̡i̡n̡g̡ ̡o̡f̡ ̡m̡y̡ ̡r̡e̡a̡l̡m̡.̡
"And yet you need help from me," L drawls, eyes hooded even as he grips the blanket over his lap with white little knuckles. "A human. To stop someone who is inconveniencing youâwho happens to be another human. Beings you likely see as beneath yourself. Am I incorrect?"
Cinis is quiet for a long moment, stewing. After a few minutes, it spits out: I̡ ̡c̡a̡n̡ ̡s̡e̡e̡ ̡n̡o̡w̡ ̡w̡h̡y̡ ̡K̡i̡r̡a̡ ̡w̡a̡s̡ ̡w̡a̡r̡y̡ ̡o̡f̡ ̡y̡o̡u̡.̡ ̡W̡h̡y̡ ̡h̡e̡ ̡f̡e̡l̡t̡ ̡y̡o̡u̡ ̡h̡a̡d̡ ̡t̡o̡ ̡b̡e̡ ̡k̡i̡l̡l̡e̡d̡.̡
And that'sâstill a relatively new wound.
#asks#anonymous#wip game#time travel L#ask game#death note#lawlight#l lawliet#those of you from cosmic entities should recognizes cinis ;3#cinis
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Wait stone fig's jar containing little sprinklers tofkfkvkgkgltkg
Stoneyâs cave is the jar. Only regular figgy sweetness gets the jar. Well, if you count 100,000 + tons of pure loving welcoming tender darkness as âthe jarâ
But the darkness whispers âI love you.. I love youâŚthink no moreâŚit is okayâŚsleep now....dream nowâŚâ it is not a dangerous darkness. At least not to the one that it protects.
The people that wander in and hear itâs whispers hear the tenderest things from the seemingly the most evilest creature.
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leafanon here! for the ask game: literally do all of them. coward.
Oi! Be a little nicer to me leafanon, Iâm sensitive!
1: Who is/are your comfort characters?
Look at my blog, mate. Have a guess.
Itâs Jesse and Mundy. Both of them. At the same time. 25% Jesse, 75% Mundy.
2: Lighter or matches?
Lighter! Iâve got two. Both are Zippos. My first ever lighter I bought was this one because I liked the colour and design. The one I currently use is this one but I have âYea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the evilest son of a bitch in the valleyâ engraved on the back. Itâs the same thing my dad had engraved on his lighter in Vietnam. On the lid it says âIf you wanna root smile when you give this lighter backâ because I thought it was funny. It hasnât worked yet but thatâs only because no oneâs asked me for a light.
3: Do you leave the window open at night?
I canât sleep unless itâs open.
4: Which cryptid do you believe in?
Unironically most of them. I am convinced of the existence of the Loch Ness Monster, Iâm convinced of sasquatch from personal experience, I have personally seen a yahoo, Iâve met ghosts, and Iâve seen UFOs. I believe that thereâs creatures in Kakadu that are still Dreaming. I think the chupacabra is a coyote/fox with mange but I am convinced that it does exist. THERE ARE PANTHERS IN THE BLUE MOUNTAINS.
5: What colour are your eyes?                                 Â
Blue-grey. Blue in sunlight, grey indoors. Colour depends on how much light theyâre getting.
6: Why did you do that?
Because I wanted to.
7: Hair-ties or scrunchies?
Only ever grew my hair out once where it was long enough to need tying up and even then I rarely tied it up, but ties. Theyâre versatile.
8: How many water bottles are in your room right now?
One. Both of my canteens are in Matilda.
9: Which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?
Hot. I donât trust people what drink cold coffee. You psychos scare me.
10: Would you slaughter the rich?
I donât really do politics.
11: Favourite extracurricular activity?
Bushwalking. Hunting. Fishing. Writing.
12: What kind of day is it?
A really nice one. Itâs night now but the frogs are croaking away outside with the crickets. Skyâs clear.
13: When was the last time you ate?
About an hour ago. Make one of those instant pasta meals.
14: Do you love the smell of the earth after it rains?
YES.
15: Are you a parent?
I have Misty. She definitely makes me feel like I'm parenting a toddler.
16: Can you drive?
Iâm an excellent driver.
17: Are you farsighted or nearsighted?
Only slightly nearsighted. Itâs not enough where it really has any effect, and I donât have to wear glasses or anything. My vision is practically 20/20.
18: What hair products do you use?
Dog shampoo and the Sheila hates me for it. On the plus side it leaves me smelling nice and I donât have fleas. Itâs also a bonus because I can bathe Misty at the same time I bathe myself, which is how it all started anyway (she just HAD to pull me into the tub). Usually Iâm doing spongebaths or bathing in rivers without any soap (Iâm not going to fuck up an ecosystem just because I want to smell nice) but when I do find a hotel that takes animals or when Iâm here in California, out comes the dog shampoo. I use TropiClean now. Smells like citrus.
19: Imagine weâre at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?
I havenât painted anything in years and Iâve never painted anyoneâs nails, but Iâve got a very steady hand so I reckon I could try.
20: Do you say soda or pop?
Neither. Fizz. Itâs fizzy drink.
21: Whatâs something youâve kept since childhood?
My stuffed bear. His name is Mr Bear because I wasnât a very creative 2-year-old when I named him. Iâve had him since I was a baby.
22: What kind of person are you?
The⌠people kind? Scratch that. The cryptid kind. Thereâs at least two towns in Australia what have folklore about a ghost accompanied with a dog and a rifle slung across his shoulders. The amount of times Iâd taken the piss out of people making that story come true is hilarious to me (and one of them is a story that originated within the past two years so I might actually be responsible for that one. Oops.)
23: How do you feel about chilly weather?
I donât mind it at all. My area of California routinely gets frosts and hail (but never snow). Rural California taught me to tolerate cold, Australia taught me to tolerate heat.
24: If we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?
Drinking beer and stargazing. Thereâs literally no other reason for being on a rooftop, unless some assassin shit is going down, in which case I wouldnât bring you with me because no witnesses.
25: Perfume/body spray or lotion?
Neither. My only fragrance is Hoppeâs #9, tobacco, and campfire smoke clinging to my clothes.
26: A scenario that youâve replayed multiple times?
First time the Sheila read my fic and she gave me her thoughts on it. I go back and re-read that at least once a week. I live for it and sometimes itâs the only thing that keeps me writing.
Also just talking to people in general. I sit in Matilda and rehearse what Iâm going to say for minutes before I actually go into the servo to get something. I always have a plan.
27: About how many hours of sleep do you get?
Usually anywhere from six to nine but I can run off 20-minute catnaps every few hours if needed for about 3 days before I need at least an hour of uninterrupted sleep (yes Iâve tested this).
28: Do you wear a mask?
Iâm not around people. Ever. I wore a mask to my allergist the other day though. Unless it's required I'm not wearing one.
29: How do you like your shower water?
Cold. Hot is a luxury I canât get used to.
30: Is there dishes in your room?
No. I always do my washing up immediately after eating. Handwash, hand dry, put them away.
31: What kind of music keeps you grounded?
Country.
32: Do you have a favourite towel?
No. Do people normally have favourite towels?
33: The last adventure youâve been on?
Hunting in WA.
34: Is there a song you know every word to by heart?
Waltzing Matilda. Also And the Band Played Waltzing Matilda. Also Give Me a Home Among the Gumtrees.
35: Whatâs your timezone?
Right now? PDT.
36: How many times have you changed your URL?
Iâve only ever had one account before this (back when I was around 12) and lost the password. Iâve never changed this oneâs URL since I made it.
37: Who is someone in your life (besides a relative) that youâve known for 10+ years?
My rifle.
38: Whatâs a soap bar that smells good?
All of them? Reckon thatâs the point of soap.
39: Do you use lip balm?
Like chapstick? No because Iâm not a sook. Let your dehydrated lips crack and bleed like a real man.
40: Did you have any snacks today?
No.
41: How do you like your coffee?
Black as my soul. Really though, I like it black. No milk, no sugar.
42: Whatâs an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken website?
None. I have a Twitter but I only follow artists on there and I never use it.
43: Whatâs your take on spicy foods?
I donât like spice. Burns my tongue. Iâll leave that to the ethanol.
44: You get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?
Fuck off, FBI.
45: Can you remember what happened yesterday?
I went to the allergist, came home, took Misty for a long walk, made dinner, finished up a scene for chapter 11 and then got some paragraphs in for the next scene where Jesse is lusting after Mundy because heâs hot and then the Sheila and I spent twenty minutes sharing in communal brainrot over it.
46: Favourite holiday film?
Somewhere between Polar Express and A Christmas Story.
47: What was the last message you sent?
âDefo been hitting that gym,â referring to Ganondorf in Tears of the Kingdom.
48: When did you first try an alcoholic beverage?
Helped dad and a neighbour muster cattle all day, I was fucking exhausted, covered in sweat, and we lounged around in the shade of an oak tree like a couple of cowhands as we watched the cattle graze. The neighbourâs boy showed up with a few beers in his saddlebags. All four of us shared them. Neighbourâs boy was 17. I was 15. I earned that beer. On that note, I learnt to make screwdrivers when I was 10. I make a damn good screwdriver.
49: Can you skip rocks?
Excellently.
50: Can I tag you in random stuff?
Of course! I love being tagged in things. Bonus points for anything related to Sniper, Australia, or animals.
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3am is the most evil time to post anything and everything
#I feel like a little gnome (evilest creature)#tip tap typing away at my keyboard knowing no one will see a goddamn word
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MC whoâs the boss of the Minions
CHAPTER 16 SPOILERS
Being a villain was a lot of fun. There was stuff to steal, joyrides, police cars to vandalize. But most of all, there were tiny little yellow creatures called Minions obeying your every whim as âthe most evil villainâ. Which didnât seem right but you werenât one to argue with cheap labour. Until, one day, you were transported to the Devildom.
- âWhat the hell is this place?â The demons were shocked at the humanâs audacity. But Mammon did like the yellow gold jewellery youâre covered in.
- Levi thinks it sounds just like that anime âSuper Cute Villain and their Squad of Just As Cute Henchmen Committing Crimesâ! And youâre the villain. But wait, does that make him the hero whoâs alter ego you fall in love with?
- Satan doubts that little old you could be the evilest person alive. That being said, an army to join the A.L.L could only be a help.
- Mammon does enjoy hearing the stories about the minions but heâs somewhat doubtful they exist. I mean, even if they did, how are YOU the evilest person to exist? Though an army helping him commit theft and building his collection of riches sounds loads of fun.
-Meanwhile the minions are worried out of their mind. Where the hell did you go? Thankfully a giant sigil had been burned into the floor where you disappeared. Theyâd been researching for days straight. Where was Boss?
- Somehow the minions figured out how to get down to the Devildom. Demons were cowering as a huge influx of tiny yellow beings swarmed through RAD emitting a war chant of âBOSS! BOSS! BOSS!â. Lucifer, Diavolo and Barbatos were particularly concerned. Theyâd heard the myths of these creatures, horrible monsters, and records of their evil deeds and worse masters were scattered across the millenia.
- âEyyy! Minions. Hey little dudes.â You greeted. You were immediately mobbed by the army, Bob looking especially glad they found you. Bedtime was at nine and you hadnât been able to tuck him in.
- âMC? Youâre the master of the minions?â Asked Lucifer, shocked at the fact the exchange student he picked had presumably an entire double life he was unaware of.
- Asmo absolutely adores the minions. They get him so many likes on Devilgram and he loves dressing them up! He absolutely uses them as little mannequins. The minions have never been so well dressed!
- Mammon adores the minions. He now eschews âsleeping in his birthday suitâ to help you tuck the minions in. Itâs so cute, like theyâre your kids. Not that he likes the idea of having a family with you! Gross, no! Youâre just a pathetic human. But his older brother instinct really kicks in.
- The minions go absolutely ballistic when Belphegor kills you. Heâs shocked by the influx of yellow blobs that beat at him with their tiny fists. For once, theyâre not going to the evilest person. You were a bad guy, but heâs a bad guy.
- After the minions get over it, with plenty of reassurance from you, Belphegor just uses them as plushies. They take a while to warm up to him but after a while they can just go to him when itâs naptime.
- The minions eventually start to help out all the bros. I mean, thereâs a lot of them.
- Beel finally gets his own pet chefs. Itâs the best thing thatâs ever to happened to him. He also helps the minions reach high places. The minions adore him and the feeling is mutual. They activate his brother instinct.
- They help Mammon rob places and also work for him so he can earn money through legitimate sources. He feels a bit bad about making them work for free (although heâd never admit it) so he often gets them stuff and helps look after them. Thankfully their taste isnât super expensive.
- Levi loves hanging with the minions. They help him queue for concerts and now he always has partners for multiplayer games!
- Satan develops a habit of reading to the minions. He reads Bob bedtime stories. The stories are not suitable for children.
- The minions even help Lucifer! Sure, paperwork isnât their forte but they help organize things for him and do a lot of secretarial work.
- Luke likes having them around. It makes him feel less short.
- The minions do not like Solomon. He keeps trying to use them as lab rats.
- Diavolo LOVES these funky little dudes. Like straight up throws parades for them. The little Ds hate them. Theyâre the cute lil guys around here, dang it! Bit of rivalry between them and the minions.
AN: Literally ONE person asked for this (@allebasijmm2008) and I have so much to do but I do not care. I got the idea from @helloimamistake. Obligatory reminder that requests are open, comments are appreciated and I have an event on.
#obey me x reader#obey me#om! swd#obey me stuff#hyperâs hcs#mammon x mc#mammon fluff#the great mammon#beelzebub x mc#mammon x reader#swd mammon#beelzebub x you#beel obey me#mammon x y/n#beelzebub headcanons#minions#minions rise of gru#leviathan x you#lucifer x you#obey me lucifer#asmodeus x mc#satan x mc#belphegor x reader
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