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Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow
Andy Williams
Merry Christmas
Columbia Records
#1960s#60s music#pop music#andy williams#classic christmas music#let it snow#male vocalist#merry christmas#columbia records#the emperor of easy#Spotify
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I see lots of fanfics that talk about the Grimwalker stories and myths as Grimwalkers being these predators that hunt witches and are these monster that feed off of flesh, but all of these are usually false and like I said just myths.
So what if that wasn’t the case? What if Grimwalkers were the flesh craving beasts everyone thinks they are. Aka me giving Hunter the Tokyo Ghoul treatment (kinda)
This image takes place during Thanks to Them, he’s hunting and consuming animals to sustain himself but they can only do so much. He keeps it a secret because he’s ashamed, scared and full of self loathing. Unfortunately you can only sneak out and wash your clothes so frequently until you get caught.
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The craving flesh started around the time Hunter started hitting his second stage of puberty, so around 12 to 13 years old. It started off as spouts of aggression, weight loss and odd carvings that he suppressed until he eventually snapped and attacked a scout. Once he consumed flesh, there was no going back.
This happened with a few Grimwalkers, typically one made around pubescent years due to this being a natural development. Grimwalkers who are made as adults don’t get this since get miss that developmental period. A reason why Belos made Grimwalkers strictly adults for hundreds of years before trying out a new experiment.
When Belos made Hunter, he was aware of this and rather than kill Hunter off or just make an adult Grimwalker, he decided he can benefit from a “monster” needing a source of food.
Hence, Hunter picking up a reputation for being “feral.” Belos supplies Hunter with blood and flesh but not enough to satisfy him, just the minimum to keep him alive. This is to keep Hunter at a state where he’s willing to do more work to earn more food but unfortunately this just results in cases of Hunter going “too far” aka mauling different beings (witches, beasts, demons, ect) during missions on the accounts he’s literally starving and being triggered in fights.
He can eat normal food but his sense of taste is bit dull and doesn’t give him the nutrition he needs. He can eat and eat and it will do nothing. He learns to satisfy himself through eating animals he hunts during missions. When he gets to the human realm he eats his food with an overwhelming amount of seasoning just to taste it.
He also has a very strong jaw and sharp teeth, like hyena type stuff.
(Imagine a scenario he pauses a mission mid way to go hunt some voles and eat them raw and the scouts just standing there like-)
After Hollow mind Hunter struggles because now he’s has little source of witch or demon flesh (he raids the healing classes for blood and kitchen for uncooked meat)
So during thanks to them he’s forced to live with three witches, a basilisk, two humans who are somewhat similar to witches and oh boy he struggles. His friends are concerned. Camila notices Hunter eats a lot but still looks like he isn’t gaining weight, Gus notices that he sneaks out, Vee smells something wrong with him, Luz sees how on edge he is, Amity catches on to his burst of aggression (caused by hunger and stress) and Willow notices he avoids them.
They all already knows something is off with him (heightened senses, unusual teeth and jaw strength, glowing eyes, unusually tight and powerful muscles despite how gaunt he is) but only Luz knows he’s a grimwalker but hasn’t quite put the peices that’s he’s a unnatural, natural predator to witches and demons. The witches, Vee and even the humans feel a slight primal fear around Hunter but they can’t quite put the reason why, he puts them on edge even if they love him but something’s off.
Despite the fact that all of them are willing to give him blood, even some flesh if they could, the boy just refuses, since he sees himself as a literal monster that needs to be locked up.
This is me giving Hunter Grimwalker trauma x100. Anywho this is my late Halloween post aka my billionth AU idea. This was inspired by Tokyo Ghoul, Ginger snaps(2000) and the fic [redacted] Hunter by ApaMonkey on ao3! Yall should read it!
I have a weakness for flesh craving characters who aren’t villains but they aren’t so common so of course I had to project that love to my own skrunkly!
#featuring long haired Hunter!#I can’t stop making dark Aus they are an addiction#Hunter you gotta stop being so easy to traumatize#my art#toh#the owl house#hunter toh#hunter the owl house#hunter the golden guard#the owl house hunter#toh hunter#toh gus#toh belos#hunter noceda#emperor belos#gus porter#tw blood#cw blood#cw cannibalism#kinda?#cw abuse#tw abuse#idk what happens to the quality of the images#Ghoul au#Hunter ghoul au#ghoul hunter au
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PROPAGANDA: Emperor's Blade: · Supersoldier of Ursus · Implanted with demonic shards to ensure their absolute prowess in battle against fighting extradimensional demons · Possibly persist beyond death if consumed by Collapsal influence Emperor: · Seemingly cannot die · Has a gun · May operate on Bugs Bunny rules of reality
#arknights#emperor#emperor's blade#posts brought to you by typing emperors blade and only coming up with the penguin#im undecided. i thought this was an easy emperor sweep but the Black Mark compliates things
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listen, all i'm saying is that if i were given absolute power, i simply would not let it corrupt me absolutely
#sure it's easy to judge when you're not the one in the situation#and judge i do!#tlt#the locked tomb#nona the ninth#jod#emperor of the nine houses king undying necrolord prime etc etc yeah we get it john you have a massive ego#shitposting
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You say that you're so cognizant of all the patterned lies that You try not to tell And yet you still continue putting in your dimes And continue this revolving hell
#[.art[#toh#the owl house#lyrics from Chonny Jash's cover of the bidding#I haven't drawn in a few days so I needed something easy and short to get back into it#emperor belos#philip wittebane
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would the guiltless make a habit of this?
#toh#the owl house#the owl house fanart#toh fanart#emperor belos#phillip whittebane#ney’s art#oh god he’s so easy to draw sad#or… dead-eyed in this case#purposefully so but still#the point stands#kinda messy bc i’m still experimenting with brushes lol
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!!!!!!REMINDER!!!!! i love your magnus design so much
overjoyed and relieved considering the bullshit im working on as we speak
#my art#i started using blockbench and its surprisingly fun and easy to use. this model is like 1/3rd done AGGHHH so much more to do#originally the design started from emperor TTS fanart so its derivative of that
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trawling my bookshelves trying to figure out what sff books to get my mom for christmas like "too explicit... too depressing/'creepy'... too leftist... can't remember if i already got her a copy... too specific to my hyperfixations..."
#the trashcan speaks#im getting her the goblin emperor and the first temeraire book and when the angels left the old country#possibly also there's no such thing as an easy job but i gotta check my order history :p#she DID really like murderbot and i feel like she might go for scum villain#but i feel weird giving scum villain to my Human Parent
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I am so sorry
#i now rest easy knowing forever that i reached my lowest point today#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#emperor john gaius#i am so. so. so. sorry.#i feel dirty.#this is the perfect worst post i have ever made#chris pratt babs was one thing#but this...
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Garmadon is probably my favourite example of how intrusive thoughts are like.
Is he a little yellow (black?) lego man with cup hands? Yes
Is he also someone whose suffered from intrusive thoughts and desires that he does not want to do since young, and due to suffering through them for so long his resolve eventually broke to these thoughts as he became the one thing he never wanted to be? Yes, yes he is.
For decades upon decades he had to sit with thoughts and desires he knew was bad and had to actively resist against. Dealing with intrusive thoughts is not easy, seeing as it depends on a persons will power, their own self acceptance and awareness on who they are, and how persistent they can be.
With Garmadon, he had to deal with the shame knowing that everyone most close too him knows he has these thoughts and desires and that can way down on a persons self esteem and will/resilience, especially when you seem to be surrounded by someone seemingly ‘perfect’. No one actively shamed Garmadon for having these thoughts (from what i know, though Wu definitely hasn’t) but he probably had more thoughts about how everyone must be mocking him. With the intrusive thoughts getting worse as he grew older, and as his responsibilities grew heavier, there were a few times where Garmadon’s morals and resolve wavered.
Now remember, Garmadon probably already was a grey character (light grey) without the venom strongly influencing him because of the world he grew up in as well as having horrific thoughts since young, which could lead to a sense on normalcy of the content of them. Which could’ve led him to his actions and overall personality being incredibly light grey. The times he wavered were few in between, and i can’t list them all off since i haven’t read the comics, but the most notable one was when he went to go train under Chen.
The reason he might’ve done so could be a few. Due to Chen’s evil nature, he might’ve thought that it might help him in easing and handling these thoughts better. Or it might’ve been a lapse in judgment, or his morals tipping slightly to the darker side.
After all these sort of moments where he almost tipped to the darker side, something just had to give and push him over the edge of finally breaking his already weak grip on his will power to resist against these thoughts, and whatever it was broke it well. He attempted to steal the golden weapons, Kill Wu, and unlock his Oni side, despite having a baby and a wife at the time. And thats not to say Garmadon doesn’t care for those three. He’s shown time and time again that he does. He cares for all three of them and loves them as family. Yet, that doesn’t stop the grip of his intrusive thoughts, nor the easing of suffering mentally once he stopped pushing it down. He’s shown he cares for Wu like how a brother would (like a little shi, though i would say that Garmadon is much more willing to kill Wu then the other two), and he’s shown interest in Misako as a lover (no, i will not forget that straight up grin of his) and how he hasn’t actively sought her out to harm her, and how he has held back against Lloyd, only ever grew and broke free of these thoughts and desires because of Lloyd, and only ever found his true self and freedom and acceptance because of Lloyd.
Garmdon is very much capable of capable of holding back his evil desires and wants when he is given the right reason too, and that reason has always been his family as his SON. His BABY. THATS HIS KID.
But, Garmadon may have special genes and magic powers, but his brain is like any other humans. He was no longer able to fully resist the venom in his veins nor the thoughts in his head as strongly as he used too, because he is no longer young. He is an old man whose whole life was spent resisting a side of him he was horrified at, yet a side of him who he would never be able to truly hide nor resist, when that terrifying demon in his head is still a part of him.
I would like to say though, that while the intrusive thoughts themselves were evil and horrible and straight up terrifying, Garmadon himself never was that kinda person. Theres a reason why Lloyd is his son and why Misako chose him, and why Wu still respects his brother so much. Garmadon is a good person, in a situation he cannot control and a brain he cannot stop. Intrusive thoughts are not things you willingly think, they’re like a stampede of people running up to the microphone to give their own bright ideas all at once, all of the time, and you’re the only audience they talk to. Garmadon was subjected to that since he was a child, and that isn’t easy. The fact that he lasted so long, so many decades, resisting against them and holding himself true to his ideals and true personality is mesmerising to witness and think about. And to think that he can still resist, and then understand and grow with that side of him into a healthier and happier person who is trying, is definitely something he and everyone he ever grew close too wished for, for a very long time.
#lego ninjago#ninjago#hes so important to me#ninjago garmadon#garmadon ninjago#garmadon#young garmadon#lord garmadon#sensei garmadon#emperor garmadon#my God this became a whole analysis#SO SORRY IF I SAID ANYTHING RUDE OR WRONG I AM NOT TRYING TO DEMONISE HAVING INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS#im trying ti analyse and talk about Garmadon’s situation specifically and later a talked abiut them as whole(somewhat)#in regards to him#intrusive thoughts#intrusive thinking#these things are not easy to deal with#and i hope we stop demonising this and start acknowledging that it isn’t something they can control and it must be talked about more#and something that we should all learn how ti heal from#cuase intrusive thinking is terrifying in its own way#lloyd ninjago#lloyd garmadon#ninjago wu#wu ninjago#ninjago sensei wu#misako ninjago#misako montgomery garmadon#i wrote this like just now and havent proof read it so ill do that later
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Thinking about a Yan emperor who kidnapped you and is growing tired of you rejecting him…. So he poisons your wine and then when you start coughing, he takes a swig of the antidote and makes you kiss him to receive it.
#the poison wouldn’t have actually killed you btws. you think he’d let you leave him that easy?#yandere blog#yandere#obsessive yandere#obsessive love#yandere x darling#soft yandere#yandere blurb#yandere imagine#yandere scenarios#irl darling#darling#darling blog#darlingcore#yandere stories#yandere emperor#yanblr#yan blog#yancore#male yandere#yandere prince#tw yandere
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I love how I’ve never said I WOULD do a divorce arc, just what I’d do if I did and everyone now is prepping for an inevitable divorce and now I feel like I gotta tweek a bit of what I originally had ready bc yall giving me too many opportunities to make them sad lol 🤣
#lmk#shadowpeach#heavenly emperors au#lmk macaque#lmk shadowpeach#sun wukong#sun wukong x macaque#lmk sun wukong#ya’ll funny#giving me ideas to use#making my job easy besties
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Like, the Emperor is definitely laying it on rather thick when you explore his little hidey-hole underneath Elfsong Tavern. I've seen a few people claim it placed those items solely there to manipulate us which no, I think it is just genuinely that sentimental. If it were staged 1. when would it have time to set it up, it's stuck in the Prism, and 2. I really do not think it would so readily reminds us that it eats human brains by leaving the cages there. But yes, it is certainly doing its best to reinforce it's Just Like You Really so you can Trust It and Please Don't Murder It Maybe.
But I don't really... mind? Lots of people are acting like doing that is something totally unforgivable or makes it untrustworthy but if anything I find it relatable and sympathetic.
The Emperor is in a really vulnerable position here. It cannot leave the Prism. The only reason it has not been forced to return to the Netherbrain is because it's sucking the powers from Orpheus, a tenuous ability at best. Externally, it can doing nothing but try to get a group of traumatized adventurers to do this very important, difficult thing without dying or getting too distracted or siding with the enemy before the clock runs out and the Netherbrain wins. Also it's a mindflayer, a species of known mind manipulators who common knowledge says You Do Not Trust Under Any Circumstance that have already harmed the party.
The Emperor is either functionally helpless and at our mercy or refuses to exert what mental influence it has over the party outside of mundane manipulation regardless of how dire things get. It will do no harm to us beyond some threatening mental images which it never follows through on anyway, and only if you're a real asshole (until it's taken by the Netherbrain at least). YOU hold the majority of the power here since you can act outside the Prism and what little leverage the Emperor had by being the only thing stopping us from falling under the Absolute's control can be lost if you free Orpheus (and it's entirely reasonable for it to expect that Orpheus will kill the Emperor and the rest of the party for being infected as well). Every risk you take is also the Emperor's in practice and it can't do shit to stop you beyond getting a little angry and trying to reason with you. It's position in the party is incredibly fragile and can be easily lost if an alternative is found, at which point it could be discarded unless you decide you decide the Emperor is indeed a person who want to help and trust willingly. It's fate is entirely in your hands.
So like, it's behaviour here is totally understandable! If I were in that situation, even without the additional mindflayer hurdle, I'd probably be doing the exact same thing! Also just in general I'm kinda empathetic to someone doing an exaggerated This Is How Normal People Act Please Like Me act, or trying to lead someone to a realization about yourself that you know they'd reject if you just told them. Maybe it's just the neurodivergent in me, but I get it. Who hasn't done that dance before? I certainly have. So this isn't something I can hold against it.
#bg3#the emperor#taking risks to trust blindly and do what's right is easy when you have save scumming is what I'm saying#the Emperor is playing blind and with a huge debuff to Charisma#plus with its own trauma regarding trusting others to not try to kill or betray it due to being a mindflayer (Ansur)#like is it a good person? ehhh like it's Baldur's Gate I'd say it's about as moral as any of the Dukes#it's a crime lord but also seems to give a fuck about the city as a whole so better than many of the patriars?#but I don't mind the manipulation since it seems pretty benign and understandable#and it never betrays you or outright deceives you with the intent to do harm
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I have a vision.
Okay, so, we all love Star Wars time travel fics. They're great, and I've read like, 50 of them in two days.
So. Obi-Wan travels to the future. From the Clone Wars to, oh, 10 years into the Empire era. Directly to Mustafar. Directly to Darth Vader's private chambers. Right in front of Darth Vader, who is currently helplessly floating in a bacta tank.
And the first thing he says is "oh Force, Anakin! What happened to you?"
And the first thing Darth Vader says is "You did this."
From Obi-Wan's perspective... well. Obi-Wan can feel it in the Force that the Jedi are gone. Anakin is grievously injured in every way possible, and he's telling the truth that Obi-Wan was responsible. They are on a remote planet, on which Anakin is obviously hiding.
Obi-Wan puts two and two together and gets twenty-two.
"I Fell. Didn't I, Anakin? I did this. All of this."
Obi-Wan explains away Anakin's obvious Darkness as a result of the trauma of watching his Master, brother and best friend become a Sith Lord. And, because Obi-Wan is duty-driven, selfless and above all a man who loves punishing himself, he immediately agrees to help Anakin hunt down his older self. Actually, he suggests it.
Darth Vader is caught in a conundrum. On one hand, he hates Kenobi almost as much as he hates himself. On the other hand, Kenobi is willingly admitting that this was all his fault and not Vader's (which is what Vader already believes anyways, and it's nice to have validation even if Obi-Wan is, technically speaking, wrong), and if he can just keep Young Obi-Wan on his side, he could overthrow Sidious...
Hilarity ensues. Vader tries to keep Obi-Wan from finding out the real truth while desperately lying to himself and Obi-Wan, and Obi-Wan is too caught up with blaming himself to actually look at the situation they're in, and, of course, if Vader just managed to be honest with Obi-Wan and Obi-Wan was able to return to his time, this whole mess could be averted.
#“Anakin why are you in all of these holos next to the Emperor?”#“he... mind controlled me. after you cut off my limbs. i only managed to escape a few weeks ago.”#“mind controlled you???” “YES IT WAS EASY TO DO ONCE YOU CUT OFF MY LIMBS AND KILLED MY WIFE NO FURTHER QUESTIONS OK”#star wars#star wars crack#star wars au#star wars fic#darth vader#obi wan kenobi#obi-wan kenobi#anakin skywalker
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woy posting. i cannot contain the sillyness sorry
#woy#wander over yonder#im sorry i just finished watching it and it made me so ill im never gonna be the same#lord hater#sylvia the zbornak#lord dominator#commander peepers#emperor awesome#im still figuring out how to draw them. sothis may look very uhm idk i wont like it in few days because ill learn how to draw them and#be upset#thought sylvia is very easy to draw...... same to peepers but i need to draw peepers as best as i can sorry#hes my little meo- (gets hit by a truck)#My art
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Yes, that’s the plan
Bonus Emperor screenshots ❤️
#bg3#baldurs gate 3#the emperor#bg3 the emperor#Baldurs gate 3 the emperor#raphael#bg3 raphael#bg3 spoilers#I’m down so bad for the emperor pls#which is really funny cause I was determined to not fall for a mindflyer#cause that’s my usual MO#I lasted until the start of act 3….#he’s so fine#he called me exquisite 👉👈#I held his hand🥰#I’m so easy to please and my monster fuckery makes me only see green flags
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