#the diaster artist

[willow-boop]

Phil the arsonist

I wanted to make a silly image with her and my uptight elf paladin Taeral because I know she would drive him crazy!

I like tormenting him.

(Lovely Phil created by @theravenloftwanderers )

(Taeral by me)

[parmahamlarrie]

Today's theme is Bakery Fics! If you would like a specific theme or trope, let me know! As always, these are all fics I have read and loved, not all the fics out there. You can find more bakery fics here!

Relief Next To Me || @haydolce || 333.7k Friends with Benefits to Lovers, Baker Harry, Fluff, Smut, and Humor

Have Faith In Me || @stylinsoncity || 183.4k Age Difference, Fashion Assistant Louis, Baker Harry, Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn, Pining, Light Angst

A Very Darling Christmas || @aquamarinedaffodil || 133k Christmas, Strangers to Friends to Lovers, Pining, Baker Harry, Drama Teacher Louis, Wonderful Side Characters, Tons of Love Actually Quotes

Face Your Fears || @sadaveniren || 92.2k Omegaverse, Baker Harry, Famous/Non Famous, Misunderstandings, KidFic, Mpreg, Slowburn, Angst

you were in my dream || @harruandlou || 59.3k Baker Harry, Builder Louis, Fluff, Best Friend's Boyfriend's Best Friend

I Really Like Your Styles: The Baking Advent-ure || @homosociallyyours || 34.3k  Christmas, Baking, Tiktoker Harry, Baker Harry, Coffee Shop AU, Small Business Owner Louis, Strangers to Friends to Lovers

I Know How To Whisk (But Teach Me Anyway) || @2tiedships2 || 32k  Omegaverse, Strangers to Lovers, Soulmates, Hates, Bakery, NYC

Rolling Scones and Pretty Ink Series || @softfonds || 20.1k Tattoo Artist Louis, Bakery Harry, Mpreg, Stripper Harry

Like How I Pictured It || @parmahamlarrie || 17.2k Blind Louis, Friends to Lovers, Baker Harry

Were We Ever This Young? || @letsjustsee || 17.2k Harry Potter AU, Esablished Relationship, Flashbacks, Friends to Lovers, Baker Harry

Gimme Some Sugar || @absoloutenonsense || 13.9k Bakery AU, Coworkers, Fluff, Pining, Diaster Gay Louis

Feel My Love || @styleandsin || 10.4k Established Relationship, Baker Harry

Here's to Many More || @londonfoginacup || 8.3k Christmas, Fluff, Bakery, Foster Care

The Coach Tommo Universe || @enchantedlandcoffee || 6.8k Omegaverse, Kid Fic, Fluff and Smut, Bakery Owner Harry

baby I’ll never leave (if you keep holding me this way) || @so-why-let-your-voice-be-tamed || 6.4k Covid-19, Teacher Louis, Baker Harry, Accidental Breaking and Entering

Hot Chocolate || @kingsofeverything || 6.4k Crack, Baker Harry, Sculptor Louis

You Fill My Lungs With Sweetness, And You Fill My Head With You || @afangirlfantasy || 6.2k Teacher Louis, Bakery Harry, Neighbors

Three Hundred Cupcakes Later || @larryyouknow || 5k Christmas, Meet Cute, Meet Awkward, Baker Harry

Christmas Pretenders || @larryatendoftheday || 4.1k Fake Relationship, Baker Harry, Christmas Fluff

The Cake Fairy || @homosociallyyours || 2.4k Fluff, Baker Harry

**This post will be updated as I have more fics in this theme to recommend!** You can find more recs in the directory of fic recs on my blog!

[ragingjest]

haii...I'm a new artist here and posting cause of the twitter diaster, I like cookie run so follow me if u do too :]

[mercurialmalcontent]

Hey, fyi those sisters of the solstice pictures are AI generated. No worries if you already knew, but you don't seem to be a fan of it so I thought I'd mention it.

While I'm not a fan, I'm most specifically not a fan of the "I put a bunch of prompts into a generator so now I'm a Real Artist" type. The "I don't want to pay an artist so I'm going to generate some complete bullshit" type (i.e. that hilarious diaster of a Willy Wonka event). The type lazy, cheap assholes use as an excuse for not building their skills or paying people to do good work.

However, Rob Sheridan is a professional artist and has been such since well before anyone could get AI to shit out images (he was NIN's art director for 15 years, from 1999-2014). His images demonstrate style and aesthetics that are consistent with his earlier work, which suggests to me that he's using AI as a tool and not as a substitute for skill, thought, and time.

Shame the ethics of AI image generators are a mess!

[mouncejohntyler]

The dreaming of end, ruling.

Tragedy twists and a turn forward

Inherent intent to an incline

Welfare wayside stories are wought

Dangerous bombs dropping sounds

Homicide the hidden middle fingers

Bittersweet beliefs beyond what they

Consciences had said are thons means

To the perennial prizes put as a

Admirable aim towards art amongst

Distal to distant relative's that

Metaphors make a fuss over a

Keen colorful creations of tattoo

Pacing my heartfelt meaning behind

Invaluable to thons that misunderstand

Publicity to the active awareness artform

Erasing any hate that never was a diaster

Painting the permanence of my people.

[anaja-theratbird]

“Imagine a movie so incomprehensible that you find yourself compelled to watch it over and over again. You become desperate to learn how (if) on earth it was conceived: Who made it, and for what purpose?

This book is about what might be the world’s most improbable Hollywood success story. At its center is an enigmatic filmmaker who claims, among many other things, to be a vampire. This man speaks with a thick European accent, the derivation of which he won’t identify. He also refuses to reveal his age or the origins of his seemingly vast fortune. His name is Tommy Wiseau; and the film he wrote, directed, produced, starred in, and poured $6 million into is a disastrous specimen of cinematic hubris called The Room.

The Room is--despite its ostensibly simple plot--perhaps the most casually surreal film ever made. To put it simply, The Room doesn’t work in any way films have evolved to work over the last century of filmmaking. It’s filled with red herrings, shots of locations that are never visited, and entire conversations comprised of non sequiturs. It is, essentially, one gigantic plot hole. For many, experiencing The Room is both wildly exhilarating and supremely dislocating. The film engenders an obsessive fascination, instantly luring you into its odd, convoluted world. Tommy Wiseau intended The Room to be a serious American drama, a cautionary tale about love and friendship, but it became something else entirely--a perfectly literal comedy of errors.

Yet since its 2003 release, The Room has spread across the United States, and now the world, with viral unstoppability. Many believe that The Room’s unfathomable incompetence elevates it to something like Bizarro-world brilliance. It’s revered for its inadequacy and its peerless ability to induce uncontrollable laughter from beginning to end. It may be the most wonderfully terrible one hour and thirty-nine minutes ever committed to celluloid.

And I was in it.”

Thus begins The Disaster Artist, a memoir and endeavor of love to the greatest bad movie ever made. Shocking, hilarious, human, sad, and written with the utmost clarity, Greg Sestero aka Oh Hi Mark has graced the filmmaking genre with this masterpiece of a disasterpiece. 

The movie is also a masterpiece of a disasterpiece.

[knickerbocker01]

cheese.

[jamesbvck]

THE DIASTER ARTIST WAS SO GOOD BYE.

[palominodragon]

(I edited this post a few times to fix links and add things, sorry)

Oh boy, let's see… gotta dig through my bookmark folder.

Most of my favorites were written before TROS, so are canon divergent either from TFA or TLJ. Also, I tend to prefer loooong canon universe fics, so that's mostly what I have bookmarked.

Also also, I've always been in camp "Kylo is secretly a big softy" even when the fandom was pretty strongly divided about that, so most (though not all) of my favorite fics lean that way.

First, I recommend anything by diasterisms. She's amazing. Her most popular fic has been taken down because it's about to be published as an original novel series (The Hurricane Wars by Thea Guanzon), but her other ones are still up. My favorite is Sword of the Jedi, but if you want something set after TROS, there's I Kill Giants.

Next, the self promo: I wrote one reylo fic after each movie (or in one case, a 3-part fic trilogy), which are here on my ao3. (my favorite is still my first one, though, One Lone Candle.)

Forms was one of the first Reylo fics posted after TFA and still holds up.

If you want a real bittersweet tear-jerker (with a happy ending), there's Starstuff.

Another bittersweet canon divergent AU is All Our Days.

Some other pre-TROS classics that stood out to me:

Interstellar Transmissions

The Death of Kylo Ren (3-part series)

He Knows He Needs To Stop

You'll Be The One To Turn

Seeds of Redemption

Conceal Me What I Am (3-part series)

Tactical Surrender (and sequel, Tactical Alliance)

It's Better If We Just Pretend (a fun crack fic-turned-serious based on the Matt the Radar Technician skit)

The Warm Embrace of Long, Sharp Teeth (canon-divergent Monster!Rey au that's creepily adorable)

I honestly can't remember most of the post-TROS ones I've read because they tend to be very similar (we were all mutually brainstorming ways for Ben to come back :p), but here are screenshots of my post-TROS bookmark folder if you want to look any up:

There's also this amazing TROS fixit comic this artist has been working on for years. you'll have to scroll down through her archive to find the start (I think it's May 2020) and find your way around the reposts, but it's worth it. Her art in general is fantastic.

As for real-world AUs, I don't read them often, but a couple I liked are:

Hiraeth

Fossorial

(mind the tags on both of those, they're intense)

My favorite real-world AU, a 'music industry in the 90s' story, has also been taken down to be rewritten as an original novel. The author is here on Patreon.

I am so obsessed with Reylo these days, I feel so much fomo for back when Reylo was the shit and I had no idea how iconic the pairing was.

My dork era took too late to come to fruition

[joshhutchsource]

A24 is set to debut a full trailer for James Franco’s The Disaster Artist in front of It this week. It’s been sent to North American cinemas by Deluxe Digital, and we expect it online in the next few days.

Special thanks to @bandathebillie for sending this in.

[saintcheesus]

So the Disaster Artist was strangely heart warming and uplifting and honestly, Greg Sestero is a ride or die and lemme tell you how much I enjoyed that movie.

[catdadeddie]

Tagged by @madamewriterofwrongs 💕

Last song: Arsonist's Lullaby by Hozier

Last movie: Coco

Currently Watching: nothing really. I started a 9-1-1 rewatch and then I don't have time to do much. I can watch TV and there goes my free time for the day

Currently Reading: fanfiction lmao. Felicity's about to drop a new chapter of "hearts on fire" and that's how I'll spend a good part of my morning

Currently Craving: attention. I'm so socially deprived and I hate it. I've been so needy lately and like my skin is actually crawling from it.

Tagging: @woodchoc-magnum, @gracieli, @vampirebuckley, @transneil, @bvckleydiaz. @paranoidbean and I'll only do those because this one circulates alot and I'm not sure who wants to do it again

[unsurebird]

Teru time

[captainshazamerica]

‪IM SCREAMING ITS HAPPENING TOMMY WISEAU ON STAGE AT GOLDEN GLOBES AHAHAHA😂👏🏻

[artistshivam]

artist ~ shivam sehgal

instagram- shiamsehgalartworks

youtube- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77I134-KIdw&t=2s

[busdriver-55]

Actors - Hollywood AU

ghostwalks (gin and fog) by diasterisms: They are co-stars on a TV show and Kylo is a bit of a bitch and they hate each other because of UST they can't act upon for whatever reasons (maybe because the network forbids relationships between leads) and they still shoot all these hot sex scenes.

Something Wicked by violethoure666: In the early 2000s Ben Solo and Rey Kenobi were America's sweethearts. Stars of the hit show Something Wicked, they took the world by storm, partying across a gritty Los Angeles landscape and making every headline. By 2017, they aren't speaking, in fact Rey despises Ben and when they are cast together in a rom com, all hell breaks loose. Jumping between the early 2000s and present day, this is the story of two people who found each other, lost each other, and found each other again. (AKA the modern day celebrity AU no one asked for)

AQUARIUM by EllieCarina: Strangely enough, seven days spent in a bed with a stranger for excellent pay doesn't seem too bad a perspective for Rey Kenobi. And since work isn’t easy to come by in New York City these days, let alone for a newcomer actress that, apparently, no one has been waiting for, Rey takes an unusual job: as living art in a performance piece by world famous artist L. Skywalker. For a week (AND EXCELLENT PAY!) she has to spend her days in a room inside a room at the MoMa. So far, so weird. But when her mattress-mate turns out to be an old, very unfortunate acquaintance, their tiny fake bedroom turns out to be a whole lot tinier than Rey had anticipated.

A Sky Full of (Shallow) Stars by @semperfidani: Rey, a struggling wannabe actress with a painful past, is trying to break into show business and forced to take waitress jobs to pay the bills. Kylo Ren, a famous actor from a legacy family with a troubled past, is nominated for numerous awards and pressured by his agent to bring a date to the award shows to improve his image. Rey spills water on his lap at the Golden Globes. How fortuitous.

Hollywoodland by @vedavan: A Reylo actor/actress AU, set during Hollywood's Golden Age.

I Got a Bad Desire by @kaybohls: Award-nominated director, Ben Solo, is set to direct to the next hottest show in town, GATSBY! When producers Canady and Holdo cast his former classmate and fellow Julliard alumni as his leading lady -tensions rise. Can Ben let the past die so his show can thrive? Perhaps there's more to this "Hollywood Sellout" than meets the eye.