#the descendants

[holyfvckskarsgard]

sir I am feral for you and down (on my knees) bad

[phantomstatistician]

Fandom: The Descendants

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[jxmimac]

[punkieagainsttheworld]

Milo, Descendants

[team--charlotte]

there are no words left to say, we know you've got to find your place, but this is not the end, you're a part of who i am

[sammysdewysensitiveeyes]

Because I've really gone down the rabbit hole, I was reading a Wiki to see which villains have kids in the Descendants, and some of them really make the whole thing downright dystopian. Like apparently in one of the books, there is Eddie Balthazar, the son of Edgar the butler from the Aristocats. "Yeah, I grew up on a garbage criminal island trapped in a magic barrier because my father.....tried to get rid of some cats. He didn't even try to kill them, he just tried to send them away." C'mon now, good guys, that's harsh.

[fuj0wuj0]

I caught some sort of mermaid sickness and now I love mermaids a lot fsr

Wanted to draw anything at all, so here's a small attempt to redesign my old oc Princeton

I still think it's more like a stepping stone than a version that will stick forever (I do kinda miss his tall wig), but it also made me want to maybe try something more creative with them big Fishes next time 😌 I'll probably try to do something a little more extra next time. Maybe not leave them naked like this,,

I'm gonna have to rethink his personality though. I already have like. 40 other Grouchy Slayful Fellows, it's getting a little stale lmao

[skylee-spider-lillis]

(in a reblog for my monty hook post) As I recall he never even kissed anyone so that's just heteronomative as fuck to just assume he's straight out of no where (and even if he did kiss it wouldn't necessarily mean anything).

He's not, never been, also anyone that thinks captain hook is straight missed some very important lessons in queer coding history have you looked at that man??

[deanwinchestersoftcore]

song of the day

the descendants - good good things

the thirteenth track off of the descendants 1985 second studio album i don’t want to grow up.

songwriters: John William Stevenson

lyrics:

I know a place up in the air

It's not very far, I've been there before

I know a place, cool and warm

Cooling my blood, warming my heart

So come on down and walk with me, and tell me I'm your man

I only want to know a couple of things about you

Where were you when I was in so much trouble with myself

And do you still believe in me like I believe?

I've been thinking good-good things about you

Cool and warm, good-good things about you

If you've been thinking good-good things about me

So cool and warm when you put your arms around me

On my own, I know where to go

Living the lie, in your eyes

I know a place, cool and warm

Cooling my blood, warming my heart

So come on down and walk with me, and tell me I'm your man

Let's see if I can get it right with you this time around

I'm not afraid of losing you my little girl

But do you still believe in me like I believe?

I've been thinking good-good things about you

Cool and warm, good-good things about you

If you've been thinking good-good things about me

So cool and warm when you put your arms around me

[shipcestuous]

Speaking of Arthur & Morgana! In the newest Disney's Descendants movie ("The Rise of Red"), one of the villain kids is Morgie, the son of Morgana. We're never told who his father is, but he's a blond, just like Arthur is usually portrayed as. Much to think about. 🤔 (We know Disney Channel loves their bro/sis incest vibes. 👀)

Also, I realized a month or 2 ago that I can use all those same characters and make my own original story of the "Children of iconic fairytale/folklore/etc characters attending school together" genre... They're public domain! And so, naturally, one of my main characters is the son of King Arthur & Queen Morgana. 💁🏽‍♀️💅🏽

Hmmmm, I'm liking this Morgie theory.

Good luck in your writing! I like the sound of it so far. ;)

[holyfvckskarsgard]

Thomas Doherty - RAW Magazine (2017)

[eichan2d]

Even when I hated Descendants as a EAH fan, I have grown fond of it over time, not enough to expect something more than cringe (but good) songs and choreos.

But this thing about not wanting to be evil like her mother and not wanting to be Queen and wanting to have her life, destiny and future is... Familiar...

I'll keep watching but for now it's giving me the icks for ignoring some world rules from before but I'll probably like the first song at some point.

PD: Missing Evie and Audrey my beloveds 😔😔😔

PD2: I'll be editing to add my thoughts

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That remaster of "What's my name?" Was inecessary, maybe if they changed the lyrics but was meh

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Why does the starring girls (and the Queen of hearts) look like Instagram influencers? Are they?

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I think for Red the idea of everything Red it's good cause she's from other word/kingdom but for Chloe it doesn't work, she just feels out of place (wich, I repeat, works for Red). Will try to deepen on it later.

Feels way cheaper than the first ones.

And just feels soooo EAH with the parents going to the same school, it's contradictory to the same movie and the Cinderella one that's supposed to be canon here.

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Ok, same problem with the colors with the young moms.

Ok, loved the "That's my dad" joke.

They made Hades and Maleficent so bad here 😭😭😭

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I know I said my only expectation was songs but there's too much and half of them weren't really necessary. Would've like to have a song to present Red AND Chloe instead of that introduction for Chloe where the focus was on her parents.

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As I've said, with time I've have grown fond of this franchise, and that was mostly because of how they portrait the characters, how a villains doesn't born but they're created by the context where they live, by the example of their parents and relatives, by the environment where they grow up, that was the difference between both franchises, EAH about expectations of other people of what you're going to do with your life as if it belonged to them while Descendants about prejudices and punishment based on them.

This was just so void, there's only 2 MCs and both feels so incomplete, really expected that at the end Ella were going to become a villain but no and I know the consequences of changing the past will going to wait for a sequel but it felt just fast and obvious even for the usual predictability of Disney. I didn't empathize with either of them, while watching Mal or Raven's problems with they're mothers are heartbreaking more than just "She doesn't like how I look and how I think" but about how they don't care about their kids at all and only see them as tools. And while they try to do the same with the relationship between Red and her mom it doesn't work if you just tell me it with words, both MCs are absolutely boring and there isn't even a villain to make the movie a little interesting.

[d34dsatan]

when you get this ask you have to answer with 5 of ur fav songs and then send this ask to 10 of ur favourite followers :)

AHH!! OK UHM 😖 MY TOP FIVE SONGS ARE

Stick To Your Guns - Mötley Crüe

Hope - The Descendants

This Love - Pantera

You Could Be Mine - Guns n Roses

Welcome to Hell - Venom

☝️🤓 that is just the top of the iceberg of my fav songs

[nellarw95]

Happy Birthday George 🥳🎂🎈🎁🎉

George Timothy Clooney

May 6 ,1961

Buon Compleanno 🥳🎂🎈🎁🎉

6 Maggio 1961

[victusinveritas]