#the dads are hot in this game
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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.
The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos
#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation#last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse#which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games#ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight#endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water#my heart will go on#after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy#oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC#SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE#theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen#everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique#now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement#damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game#thry got nasty dad model#and he is GOING places#if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt#i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water#hes like me fr#but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die#SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe#not a crook or informant thats her whole job description#level 10 babe#she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her#oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO
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LEWIS COPE as Nicky Miligan & JOSH HORROCKS as 'Ally' 2023 • Emmerdale • 27.02.2023
#the kiss woz hot#the very moment i saw them meet i knew they woz fuckin#ally must be bi bc nicky got really jealous when he tried it on wit gabby [if that scene woznt a poor misdirection device]#plus i think his dad caleb miligan is also queer? -- bc hes always playing the pronoun game#hes always going on abt 'the people ive dated' or 'the people i date' etc#emmerdale#kiss#gay couple#ally x nicky#lgbtedit#lewis cope#nicky miligan#josh horrocks#gay#lgbt#romancegifs#queer#beautiful men#couple#intimacy#affection#longing#desire#amor#passion#romantic
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OH YEAH i still draw btw. i posted this to tiktok a while ago and i still see people using it so im posting it again here hiii ultrakill fans pls talk to me trust im so normal about robots from hell
haha imagine landing in jail that must suck [theyre going to kill eachother when they get out]
#cruiyn#ultrakill#ultrakill game#what are these robots doing here!!! god damn!!!!!!!!!!#like imagine showing up at a prison and seeing a blue gumball bitch and a hot sauce hero with the hot sauce hero missing its arm#i know i would be talking about that as some weird fucked up dad lore to my kids like#v1 ultrakill#v2 ultrakill#ultrakill robots#art
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big ole kingston canvas !!!
#big fan of hot dads with moustaches if you didn’t already know#my art#andrew kingston#wayhaven detective#twc rook#twc#twc rebecca#interactive fiction#choice of games#oc#original character#the wayhaven chronicles#wayhaven chronicles#digital art#drawing#art#fan art#procreate
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Tracklist:
Hypnospace is Cool • Gray's Peak • Granny Cream's Hot Butter Ice Cream • The Chowder Man's Hotel Room • I Am the Chowder Man • Kruncher • Squisherz • Desperate in Dallas, Montana • Ready to Shave • Chowder Man, Please Come Back Home • Hypnospace is Cool (Xtra Hypno Mix)
Submitter's Note: Made for the video game Hypnospace Outlaw
Spotify ♪ Bandcamp ♪ YouTube
#hyltta-polls#polls#artist: hot dad#language: english#decade: 2010s#Video Game Soundtrack#Pop Rock#Comedy
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True Love is when your wife helps put your makeup on before work
I know what you are Badruu. I see those cateyes
Once a bard, always a bard
#palia#all dads I draw end up hot#dilf Badruu#palia Badruu#palia delaila#Badruu Daiya#Delaila Daiya#my art#digital art#palia fanart#palia art#palia game#CMNDr’s Datalog
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I downloaded ark survival evolved on the playstation because mobile is ass and i can’t do it anymore lmfao, and im so excited to play it tomorrow after my class.
i only have one class but i enjoy it so it’s fine. but after that i get to come home, have lunch, and play in my pj’s with my dog, we are so fucking back let’s go
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Out of all the people to hate in Pelican Town (cough pierre cough), hating Demetrius seems like a wild choice
#stardew valley#sdv#video games#gaming#this is my hot take#i ascibe a lot of his Bad Behaviour as: it's probably awkward for him and sebastian#there's a small likelihood that sebastian remembers his biological father and sometimes that can lead to feelings of inferiority#also he's a dork and a nerd who likes to go errrrm ☝️🤓#i think he's just a dorky guy who doesn't know how to express his feelings#and he's outright trying to connect with the family#like as a kid of a father who remarried: i can tell when a stepparent is at least TRYING#and not to trauma dump but the person my dad remarried cared WAY less than demetrius does#the autistic demetrius reading is very relatable and explains things with more grace#also that family is not good guys vs vad guys. pretty much all of them are flawed in some way and thats OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYY#maru's family isn't my favourite (do they have a last name like the mullners do??? they're my favourite though) but still#okay wait is alex's family the only one with a canon last name??? huh????????#i'm autistic in a similar way that demetrius is and i feel like i relate with him a lot#and the way that people like hate him for being socially obtuse just reminds me of why i don't particularly like to socialize lol
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just finished undertale. ok i see the vision. i now understand yall's Sans-to-Benrey obsession pipeline. and the Papyrus-to-Tommy Coolatta pipeline
#undertale#hlvrai#hlvrai2#benrey#tommy coolatta#papyrus#benry#hlvrai benry#sans undertale#sans#undertale sans#undertale spoilers#i loved Papyrus so much and the whole time i was playing i was like hmm he reminds me of someone...? TOMMY. HE REMINDS ME. OF TOMMY.#i played pacifist but i saw how if u kill every1 n spare Papyrus Sans tells him every1 else is on a vacation bc truth would be too hard#file under: lies Gordon would tell Tommy if anything happened to Sunkist or his dad Gman#we wanna protect Tommy but on the other hand. the horrors r everywhere & Tommy go ham with a gun (he's terrified & acting on pure instinct)#(even tho Tommy has definitely faced his share of horrors in contrast to how Papyrus's loved ones try to shelter him from bloodshed)#i wanna write a paper psychoanalyzing Sans and Benrey in comparison to each other SOOOOO badly#it's been a hot minute since i last watched hlvrai (have seen it at least 4 times but not recently. did watch bbvrai live tho!)#im so extremely tired rn so i can't form proper thoughts :( but like:#they both have unfathomable otherworldly power and knowledge of their respective universes#but u wouldn't know it bc they're presented as just some chill guy who likes to make jokes and Vibe man#sike! they're a being of elderitch levels of power#they both act in accordance to game code but Sans can control parts of it (can see the timeline) while Benrey is much more subject to it#in some ways they are the antithesis of each other's motives but also contain the same vibes (all-powerful guy laidback n funny final boss)#Sans is judgment but doesn't interfere with the timeline. Benrey takes action that's “i knew this was gonna happen”#Benrey is fought as the final villain whereas Sans is arguably the final hero fight#anyways THEIR VIBES ARE BOTH SO !!!!!!!!!!!!!#idk if they'd be besties or mortal enemies#they can bond over being “unserious” (but they both take their true jobs very seriously. security guard and judgment bringer respectively)
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I need more moments in fics where people talk in front of Kevin about how hot Wymack is before they know he’s Kevin’s dad
I need Kevin taking the psychic damage and not being able to say anything to stop it because he’s keeping his secret
#aftg#all for the game#kevin day#AND ILL BE DOING IT MYSELF#get ready for ur psychic damage Kevin#we’re gonna talk about how hot ur dad is
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Netflixvania fans will hate Mariacard because one's 16 and the other's an adult after shipping and continuing to ship Trephacard, which has a teenager shipped with two adults
EDIT: Okay I know this isn't obvious but it needs to be said, Netflix Maria uses the design of 12 year old Maria, but she's actually 16. SOTN Maria is 17, which makes her a year older than Netflix Maria. If there was a 5 year time skip in the show, that would make Maria 21.
#castlevania#castlevania netflix#castlevania games#Maria Renard#Alucard#Adrien Fahrenheit Tepes#trevor belmont#sypha belnades#like seriously#even if Lisa and Drac got busy immediately he's be like 18 at most and thats after sleeping for a year#and in the games as soon as the four beat his dad up (friendly reminder that Grant exists) he goes to sleep until symphony of the night#SYPHA CALLS HIM A TEENAGER IN AN ADULTS BODY#I'm basically feeling there's a double standard in the fanbase here#it's hot when it's a guy but its gross when its a gal#or maybe it's just an excuse to bash fans of the game#“how DARE they pair these two together” they say about what has been the most popular castlevania pairing for the past 26 years#god I don't even give a shit about shipping stuff#I'm just sick of Netflixvania fans gate keeping the series#Castlevania is almost 40 years old for crying out loud#you're the new kids#there are people in their 40's and 50's that played these games as a child#I'm so tired man#I hate those bastards that cried “WOKE?!?!” that poisoned the well for the rest of us#I just want to watch an adaptation of Castlevania#why is that too much to ask#rant over#I'm going to bed
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this looks like a long time but initially it said 1 MONTH 15 days
#i think i will just have to grab cutscene footage from online... im not waiting for that sh... lmao#this has me admitting that i'm not a gamer and left that identity behind some time ago... which is kind of sad but ok#thoughh when witcher 4 drops... 😈#oh my god i typed witcher 34 instead of witcher 4. i think that already exists on the internet LOL#i'm actually not as excited for w4 as i am for the remaster of the first game#i also don't have any saves and i need footage of like some late-quest stuff (just for a mention of lore inconsistencies LOL)#like what do i do go beat tw3 AGAIN just to get a clip of ciri facing the white frost#...................... well........#ok ngl actually a shot of emhyr in the beginning of the game would be better to explain 'lore inconsistencies'#because that's probably more aggravating to me than the 'we changed the white frost so you can fight it' thing#that thing is understandable. that's like basic video game logic. antagonists can be fought...#and though i don't like that messaging that forces of nature can be fought...#i understand this is a AAA game with outcomes that need to be written as endings. it's not an experiential VN#emhyr in tw3 though has just annoyed me and has actually annoyed me ever since i found out his character from the books#after all that you're gonna take him and pretend he just wanted to be a better dad and have a good heir on the throne...#well ok he did want a good heir on the throne. to be fair. just. not ciri but her child ... ahem#tw3 just dropped that pregnancy plot like a hot potato 😭 because it's so uncomfortable#without vilgefortz to decapitate in the end and the lodge actively plotting around i admit it loses its meaning#also to be fair tw3 does not have that throughline about reproduction and destiny that the books do#like the begetting of progeny is a huge huge huge theme in the books and so ciri's storyline is just one of a few ways it comes up#without geralt and yennefer specifically being angsty at the start about children it doesn't really work as a plot for ciri later on#the elbow-high diaries
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watched the first episode of Joan (2024), and i’m just thinking about how funny it is that it seems like Sophie Turner and Frank Dillane are going to be love interests in it when i used to want her to be in something with his father so bad bc of my Stannis/Sansa agenda
#like yeah frank’s hot but his dad???😮💨#stansa#stannis x sansa#stephen dillane#sophie turner#frank dillane#game of thrones#stannis baratheon#sansa stark
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lol original anon here😭I wasn’t at all referring to the sir or ma’am or even politeness thing. I guess a better way to put it would be like… I was wondering if there was some reason you don’t usually write Bakugo as the fun parent. Cuz he gets home to u decorating cookies so ig im wondering about what fun stuff do you think he initiates with the kids? When hes not working ofc.
Anyway sorry to cause this whole mess, I hope u don’t feel like I was trying to … undermine your choices
OHHHHHH like fun stuff !!! okay !!! hmm hmm !! well tbh i think the unfortunate reality of him having kiddos would be that he's still working a lot, regardless 🥺 it's such a difficult topic i think i just avoid it LOL but anyway !! i usually write us as doing the things with the little bugs bc i just imagine that we're at home a little bit more than he is, or at least have a more flexible schedule that allows to us go out and do things, or pick up gingerbread houses from the store or board games or whatever !!
as far as what he does with them.....hmm.....ykw i think this stumps me a little too bc. i guess i'm just wondering aloud here what—his view of fun would be for a kiddo ?? bc what i feel like we predominantly see of his childhood, he wasn't with his parents, he was leading his lil bully group LMAO hmm. and idk !! was katsuki getting taken to the zoo and the waterpark ?? or was he training his quirk ?? like what WAS fun for him, at that age ?? at what point in his life would he define what is traditionally "fun" for children ??
i think, when he has time, he's just very hands-on with ??? like he's pushing the couch a little out of the way in the living room and the kiddos are tag-team wrestling him on the floor LOL or—
pause. another thought. i also think it would be hard to do anything public with his family bc i think he's very private with them !! so days out are maybe very minimal ! bc he doesn't want to draw attention !!
—anyway, i can imagine him taking the family on a lake getaway trip somewhere, and they're swimming together and he's teaching his littlest bug how to move around with their life vest and hoisting the older one up in the air and throwing them as far as he can in the water LOL do you know what i mean !!! i think his love language is just—being there. that's fun for him. just getting to be involved in any way. i don't imagine him as the one bringing the gingerbread house home bc i think he's working a lot, but when he does get home, he's tossing the kids around for a minute before letting his daughter sit in his lap so she can finish working on hers. do you know what i mean !!! does that make sense !!!
also you didn't even cause a mess whatsoever !!! i think a different anon started the conversation anyway and it was a fun convo to have !!! omg no worries !!
#i dont think it's that he doesnt *want* to initiate the fun things with him; he just doesnt always get the chance !!!#and he doesnt—really think ??? to go out and buy painting supplies or to play barbies or pull out a board game ????#like. he's joining them on the trampoline and double-jumping them or setting the sprinkler up in the back yard#for them to run around and play with when it's hot#blasting them with the waterhose LOL#i think he likes being a homebody but he in a way has to be ??#cw children#✿ ask willow#✿ theme: dad bakugou
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"Who is Sora's father?"
I feel like the answer to that is fairly obvious. 👀
#It's donald duck if this post wasn't clear enough & I say that half jokingly#sora has a father & he is a duck who can walk & talk#he may not be his biological father; but he's the dad who stepped up lmao#he isn't perfect but him & Goofy are absolutely Sora's dads in this story & you can't convince me otherwise#pluto is the family dog too obviously... actually where did pluto go? Is he still at traverse town in the manga-canon?#also 'ahyuk' is Goofy's verbal stim; that's my other hot take & I will stand firm on this hill#the kingdom hearts manga is such a treat#there's so many new little details & things that make it worth a read#love how some of the game stuff is just actual canon & tangible story#kh manga has a surprising amount of cursing too! I'll post a compilation of those later#its hilarious#this is such a fun read though definitely worth a read#I'm on volume 3 so no spoilers plz#kingdom hearts#mine#op
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The day Thai BL discovers dilfs there will be bodies in the streets and panties hanging from the traffic lights
#imagine mile phakphum in ten years holyyyy jesus#or zee in his 40s wearing dad jeans taking his daughter to school and the hot young teacher has a daily crisis over him#idk there are literally no proper dilfy actors in the game rn that I can think of#but pls it’s time for GROWN MEN who are SEXY and TIRED and WEARING READING GLASSES#why don’t queue stay
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