#the cursed child comic

[thecursedchildcomic]

I've been meaning to make a proper cover page so here! I had a lot of drafts for this but this is the best one yet!

Version without title below cut;

Do what you want with it idc

[beavillains]

What a cute couple I hope nothing bad happens >:}

[thecursedchildcomic]

This counts as a part of the cursed child comic.

GINNY to albus (lily is cooking)

[aspiringnexu]

The real reason Batman adopts so many children is because the Batkids are playing Middle Child Hot Potatoe. With every subsequent adoption, the Batkid who bears the Middle Child Curse changes.

[gen4grl]

you would think after all the yapping i do about these losers i would have a plethora of art uploaded … no… so here is my first kantrio post lol

i did these over the last month while watching the olympic weightlifting and jamming to kpop (stan red velvet and kiss of life BTW!!!)

[insertcoolusernamehereee]

If becoming Robin had an interview:-

(Dick, Jason, Tim, Stephanie and Damian)

Batman- What is your motivation for becoming Batman's partner?

Dick- Robin. Batman's partner is Robin.

Batman-

Batman- Right, Robin, what are your motivations?

Dick- *Scrunching up nose in concentration* Uhm- Uhhh- RIGHT! dead parents :D

Batman-

Batman- WHAT?

Dick- OH! sorry, i forgot, *Grin*, seeing dead parents DIE in front of me :))

Batman- I-

Batman- *softly* Dick,

Dick- Aww, I got it wrong...

Batman- You can't-

Dick- What's your motive?

Batman- Making sure nobody else has to suffer like I did but-

Dick- My motive is to make sure nobody else has to suffer like I did, Batman sir *salute*

Batman-

Batman- Dick, just because we have similar starts to our Vigilante career-

Dick- And to find Tony Zucco.

Batman- There it is-

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Batman- Out of all the other kids, why should I hire you?

Jason- OUT OF ALL THE OTHER- Listen here mister-

Batman- waIT that was just to sound interviewy-

Jason- SOME RANDOM CREEPY WEIRDO KIDNAPPED ME OFF THE STREETS-

Batman- *softly* Oh Gotham...

Jason- YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WENT "hey kid, wanna punch some baddies?"

Batman- *suppressing a smile* Are you done?

Jason- THE HELL IF I AM- Y'know what, why should I work FOR YOU??? WHY NOT- LIKE- THE JOKER OR SOMETHING?

Batman-

Batman- Because THE JOKER IS A HORRIBLE MAN???

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Batman- *Gruff* What are your qualifications?

Tim- Well, Photography, Stalking, and I like to think I'm quite smart but I can be stubborn at times-

Batman- *Bored* Mhm....

Tim- I-

Tim- To hell with this, If you don't hire me, I'm telling everyone you're Bruce Wayne >:(

Batman- *Raise of eyebrow* And what if I stop you?

Tim- Unless you tie me down for the rest of my life or kill me, you can't

Batman-

Batman- I need your height and weight for the suit.

Tim- yES!

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Batman- Any previous experience?

Stephanie- Well, I was Spoiler before, and I have a close relationship with the previous Robin-

Batman- *Interested* Hrn, would you say the previous Robin, cared for you???

Stephanie- Uh, yes sir???

Batman- Don't call me sir.

Batman- This may be a strange question, but would said person be jealous if you became Robin?

Stephanie-

Stephanie- I suppose, but I like to think-

Batman- You're hired.

Stephanie- REALLY?????

Batman- Really.

Stephanie-

Stephanie- Do I get paid, ma'am?

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Batman- What is your opinion on killing?

Damian-

Damian- Well, I suppose, hypothetically speaking,

Batman- We're not talking about hypothetically.

Damian- *under breath* interrupt me again-

Batman- Sorry?

Damian- HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING, I think some people deserve to die,

Batman- Well yes, but would you deliver the final blow?

Damian-

Damian- *deep annoyed inhale*

Damian- *Slowly, as if remembering difficult lines* I believe that context matters,

Batman-

Batman- Could you please answer the question, i have other volunteers waiting-

Damian- Excuse me?

Batman- I meant-

Batman- *Sigh* Tim wanted to volunteer for the interview just in case-

Damian- *Pushing table and standing up* OH REALLY?

Batman- *Painfully tight* Damian-

Damian- WELL YOU CAN TELL DRAKE THAT IF HE DOESN'T BACK OFF, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET BLOOD ON PENNYWORTH'S NICELY CLEANED CARPETS-

Batman- DAMIAN DON'T YOU DARE-

Damian- *Impassive stare*

Batman-

Damian-

Batman-

Damian- I'm going out.

Batman- WHERE-

Damian-

Damian- *Run's out*

Batman- WAIT-

Batman- *Following after* YOU'RE HIRED- DAMIAN YOU LITTLE- STOP!!!

[gobstoneswithhector]

Scorbmas Day 5 🍃

[thezombiedraws]

father daughter quarrel 🐻🦅

[lalalalalalala-okokokokok]

I 10000% believe that Albus loved DC and Marvel and that he had just boxes and boxes full of comics and could rant for a million years about each one (he definitely did to scorpius)

(he would love Spiderman with his whole being)

[shamelesstragedyenjoyer]

When someone tries to push the good dad Bruce Wayne agenda onto me but I remember this one issue where he was investigated by the CPS for how often his kids would show up to school bruised and battered

[thecursedchildcomic]

Update :)

Hey ya'll!

I know I haven't updated the comic in a hot minute but I hope to have quite a few new pages by the 25th! I've just been busy with school lately :( I just wanted to come on here and say I couldn't have done it without everyone's support. This is my first comic and it certainly wont be my last! One day I'll share some of my other work but until then get your computers ready for AUGUST 25th!!!!

[beavillains]

The only dynamic that exists.

[dukeofthomas]

I'm so done with the way everyone avoids calling Bruce an abuser. 'He's a bad parent' 'he's flawed' 'what he did was kinda fucked up' call it what it is!! He's an abusive parent, no ifs or buts about it! He's not just a bad parent, he didn't just fuck up, he's their abuser. Loving your kids or wanting the best for them doesn't mean you won't hurt them and it doesn't excuse doing so, and I personally don't think it makes it even slightly better.

[coolfireguy73]

It is now, 0:35 on the 1st of October in France right now.

As such I can now proclaim this one statement until midnight tonight:

It my birthday :)

[ailius-suffers-through-art]

ehehehe ok so hear me out.... Penpals AU featuring Concerned Parental Figure™ Clive and Luke "I'm 11 and have watched my friend die in front of my eyes" Triton ( drawn in-game on the memo-pad for extra ✨flair✨)

(captions:)

Luke writing a letter: Dear Clive, Idk who you are but here's something cool!

Clive reacting to the letter: ?? Why did I get this

((pictured: recap of curious village events and diabolical box feat. Luke screaming in the background))

Luke writing: But it's fine since he (Anton) ended up turning into a Grandpa

((pictured: Anton and Katia hugging with caption "FAM HUG!" above))

So it all ended up alright in the end!

The best, your friend Luke.

Clive reacting to the letter: Jesus, kid.... Be careful

At least he's ok..

(end)

[pickled-flowers]

She’s going to bug her big brother